This is funny because I have a friend who's got a horse fetish. Maybe for his birthday I'll buy him some tickets to the Philippines so he can meet this guy?
@lancy1212 really??? That is so interesting because I happen to have this friend who has a sheep shearing fetish! Maybe we should introduce them to each other, it seems with their animal fetishes, they would get along.
@coey121 Oh...did I forget to mention that this friend also spends his afternoons chasing little children in bathing suits, ejaculating into baby food jars and using his penis as a pacifier for when they cry? I don't think the friend who enjoys sheep shearing porn would be interested in meeting up with an individual who spends his Friday afternoons at the bottom of the McDonald's slide now would she/he?
@lancy1212 I should mention a couple more things about her. She's ambidextrous, a rare quality! At the same time, My friend happens to enjoy grabbing little boys making them go "NGEK!!", but with her other hand, she gives hand jobs to old people, Einstein for example. My friend has also been given the medal of honor for a job well done. She served in the special unit Ass Cannon and was responsible for ending WWII with the deployment of her ass to bomb Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Impressive right?!
@coey121 What's really impressive is the fact that the aforementioned friend in my response was able to swallow 300lbs of horse cum in one minute (Note this number is not definitive...it always increases every time I see him). I shouldn't really act surprised..considering that his mouth is the width of 100 hockey rinks combined! He's also the proud author "how to catch your prey (for pedophiles)". I'm sure you've seen him traveling the world in his dora mobile and signing autographs
@lancy1212 I failed to bring up a couple of things about her. She is both a nazi enthusiast and a world renowned creative artist in hair braiding. Her finest work included a live performance where she managed to intertwine her pubic and back hair to create a stunning representation of Adolf Hitler, her all time idol. How is that possible you ask? She has a long family lineage of interbreedings between wookies and ewoks giving her a thick lustrous coat of hair which really makes her art shine.
@chichubulag Oh come now filipinos, you don't have to correct everything.....There are hundreds if now thousands of languages all over the world...Just leave you don't have to leave stupid comments like that here.....You speak English he hey.....Majority of filipinos grammars are terrible.. So filipines Stop being so Patronising people...Grrrrrrrrrrr.
@tulavz why are you offended? i dont understand. it was just a simple question. i know it means philippines but it was written as filipines so what i was asking was is it in polish? swedish? german? french? what language? i never intended to be patronizing ok? peace!
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cassiewarlock 8 months ago
filipinians most ugly nation in tha world
lizcipe 1 year ago 2
What kind of creature is this?
Reinq 1 year ago 2
what's the song's name?
M4yLisbeth 1 year ago
=)))
Noname666is 1 year ago
Wow - Basta maghintay at makita !
Ninearm 1 year ago
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OMG!!! hahahahahaah WTF!!!! It scares me... :S, but makes me laugh! hahaha! XD lol
sasisandy 1 year ago
I'm still laughing! Great Stuff!
TheLostLake 1 year ago
This is funny because I have a friend who's got a horse fetish. Maybe for his birthday I'll buy him some tickets to the Philippines so he can meet this guy?
lancy1212 1 year ago
@lancy1212 really??? That is so interesting because I happen to have this friend who has a sheep shearing fetish! Maybe we should introduce them to each other, it seems with their animal fetishes, they would get along.
coey121 1 year ago
@coey121 Oh...did I forget to mention that this friend also spends his afternoons chasing little children in bathing suits, ejaculating into baby food jars and using his penis as a pacifier for when they cry? I don't think the friend who enjoys sheep shearing porn would be interested in meeting up with an individual who spends his Friday afternoons at the bottom of the McDonald's slide now would she/he?
lancy1212 1 year ago
@lancy1212 I should mention a couple more things about her. She's ambidextrous, a rare quality! At the same time, My friend happens to enjoy grabbing little boys making them go "NGEK!!", but with her other hand, she gives hand jobs to old people, Einstein for example. My friend has also been given the medal of honor for a job well done. She served in the special unit Ass Cannon and was responsible for ending WWII with the deployment of her ass to bomb Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Impressive right?!
coey121 1 year ago
@coey121 What's really impressive is the fact that the aforementioned friend in my response was able to swallow 300lbs of horse cum in one minute (Note this number is not definitive...it always increases every time I see him). I shouldn't really act surprised..considering that his mouth is the width of 100 hockey rinks combined! He's also the proud author "how to catch your prey (for pedophiles)". I'm sure you've seen him traveling the world in his dora mobile and signing autographs
lancy1212 1 year ago
@lancy1212 I failed to bring up a couple of things about her. She is both a nazi enthusiast and a world renowned creative artist in hair braiding. Her finest work included a live performance where she managed to intertwine her pubic and back hair to create a stunning representation of Adolf Hitler, her all time idol. How is that possible you ask? She has a long family lineage of interbreedings between wookies and ewoks giving her a thick lustrous coat of hair which really makes her art shine.
coey121 1 year ago
it is fake
sLzWalker 1 year ago
@sLzWalker It's not fake, it's for real man!
tulavz 1 year ago
@sLzWalker its real man!
TheMegantrix 1 year ago
what the hell is this shit
beerbellyandsparks 1 year ago
filipines? what language is this word?
chichubulag 1 year ago
@chichubulag it's Philippines
mikkifritz 1 year ago
@chichubulag Oh come now filipinos, you don't have to correct everything.....There are hundreds if now thousands of languages all over the world...Just leave you don't have to leave stupid comments like that here.....You speak English he hey.....Majority of filipinos grammars are terrible.. So filipines Stop being so Patronising people...Grrrrrrrrrrr.
tulavz 1 year ago
@tulavz why are you offended? i dont understand. it was just a simple question. i know it means philippines but it was written as filipines so what i was asking was is it in polish? swedish? german? french? what language? i never intended to be patronizing ok? peace!
chichubulag 1 year ago
wtf????
chalaohp 1 year ago