Dude.

[musegirlgreece]

please be an actor. or a performer. you are talented ! you are funny, not stupid funny, clever/awesome funny!

[GetTheHook]

Who acts like this?

[Nancy99999]

@GetTheHook Keanu Reeves & Nicolas Cage sort of do.

[SilverKnightGothic98]

@GetTheHook My bully.

[BioIII]

LOL



[WeAreBullets]

hahaha you are amazing, i love this! you are a true actor!!

[kitttygracewubby]

fill my timmy up XD hahah the way he saied what he saied!

[EmilyJOfficial]

i love you! hahahahaha

[LisaSpringfield]

At his sexiest...

[freegg888]

hahah this is funny

[zethoren123]

the F bomb

[possumbuddy]

Hey Chris have you ever thought of doing voices for movies and TV? You would be really good.

[dgdhqgdyukqud]

Yo man!!!! Sup dude??? (deep voice)

[gjhkhish]

you are such a creature. <3

[zombiechick07]

chris.....I love you 

[cheidii]

haha im a fuckin rockstar

[KesimusikCph]

LOVE YOU CHRIS <3

Ignore haters!!

H aving

A nger

T owards

E veryone

R eaching

S uccess

[zhangxiannan]

pumpkin seeds



[Ghajini101]

ur hair <333

[vasiabratchuk]

185 people don't like pumpkin seeds :(

[vesterpop]

I like this voice better, lol.

[loveisloudermusicfan]

hella funny!

[AllyTehWolf]

He sounds like that one actor Steve Zahn

He totally had his voice inflection

[kayley234]

There's somethin really sexy about this video xD.

[euphemist23]

zomg no he did not say 'crockstar'!!

haha love it ♥ entertaining as always!

[cutegirlkami96]

That was super straight.

[artgirlization]

well, i fuckin amused fuckin myself fuckin for fuckin ten fuckin seconds fuckin of fuckin this fuckin video fuckin before fuckin i fuckin got fuckin bored fuckin with fuckin it fuckin and fuckin its fuckin retardedness fuckin dude totally

[ilovetodance821]

He said fuckin 18 times. Haha

[0MissElizabeth0]

that was amazing - totally 'in character' hahaha

[ilovetodance821]

I kinda wish he was really like this. haha

[drylandhottie123]

hes a guy again!!

[StayBrutalBro]

LOLOL. Convincing straight guy

[sirBurnoutdontfade]

youre manic. jelly.

[UnicornMegaLove]

I Use The Word Fuck A Lot:3

[GrrlyGore]

Dear god you sound like me. Every other word is dude and fuck. lol

[fuckDNA]

hahahah that was great! youd make a good trucker

[shaboomafoot]

this is the dumbest video Ive seen in a while!! fuck pumpkin seeds!....and I will get married MOTHAFUCKERZZZ!!

[alleyd001]

lol..u convinced me!!



[nickjonasluv29]

how about you chill with the word fuckin okay thanks not being mean or nothing.

[limeinthecoconut100]

@nickjonasluv29 it was on purpose... not trying to be mean.

[joojoojaajaax]

0:57 so you smoke now? you used to be against it

[Cirofost]

@joojoojaajaax I dont think that's his

[Mira18able]

you are really hot here........ if only you werent.... T.T

[kathezai]

I loooove your voice here

[aysenurnilufer]

stay like this , stay stay don't move , just stay

[zybotsu001]

WOW, Chris you are a excellent actor. How you changed your entire demeanour and your voice tone is IMPRESSIVE.

[100phonebooks]

i don't know if shes trying to make fun of men and she docent like ppl dissing on her feminine side but she is making fun of masculinity i don't get it

[EverythingArt309]

@100phonebooks she is a guy, and he is showing how some people say all men are like "FOOTBALL, BEER, BOOBS" when in reality those are the douchbags who break a girls heart.

[Nancy99999]

He is so confused. Some videos he is masculine, some videos feminine and others he is crossdressing. lol

[Besties2000]

@WeekendWarrior556 You are horrible to say such a thing! He is gay and if he wants to act like this...THEN LET HIM! Gosh, if your gonna call him a douchebag then that just shows that you have no soul. Get a life and stop trolling!

[Besties2000]

Is that your real voice?

[rayray70177]

Chris u look super cute this way ditch the girl look I love this look best so cuteeeee!!

[adnerimm]

u want people to love you for who u are and ur making fun of guys.. i mean guys are guys girls ar girls, gays are gays!... so you know

[CSDTweeTwee]

LOL...totally dude..hahahahah

[ConcreteDuck]

the "its kinda fuckin Yummy" caught me off guard

[tall32guy]

His surfer accent looks so weird on him because I'm not used to hearing him talk like that. LOL

[Missegregory]

hahahahahaha yes :p

[tiinaohh]

fucking pumpkin seeds.

[Ablevins15]

ummmm.... Keanu Reeves?

[agustinalove24]

hahahhahaahhahahahaahhaha it's great... did you ever " experienced " with a girl??

[MisbegottenShrewd]

lolwhatisthis. XD

[MrPurplePancake1]

He looks so weird but funny at 0:24

[lovesjsharkie]

God I love you :D!

[UsherLovee123]

@Bulbasaur483 Noo D;

[UsherLovee123]

I Gotta Try Pumkin seeds ...

[Bulbasaur483]

@UsherLovee123 You... YOU'VE ACTUALLY NEVER TRIED PUMPKIN SEEDS BEFORE? D=

[TheMamadeira]

CHRIS YOU ARE GENIOUS. THIS IS EPIC! (Wait, do people still say that?)

DUDES ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

[supermac18rocks12]

And we give ashit ?

[AddictedToMusicxox]

Lmaooo I love this

[Ferretl0ver444]

1,600th

[zavegas960]

well dam ! \_/ >_< \_/

[greenwitch11]

woah! you're really manly now. i mean dont get me wrong but as a girl u kinda turn me on now! (:

[alexandra19225]

HES CUTE AS A GUY AND HE TALKS NORMAL

[planethelp]

You rock as a dude or a chick!! Crockstarr is right sexy!

[DontLetMeGetMe98]

pause it at 0:57. a pack of marlboro? i thought chris didnt like smokers??

[chance123sexy]

You kinda look like Jensen Ackles in this video.

[LilMissLacy1128]

Dude.

[FarrahGoez]

Ahhh! He got so handsome! Like handsom[er] than before [;

[stesha1999]

i love you <# like foreverr

[AnRPeacex]

Your HOT when you keep your mouth closed lol just saying dude.

[CosmicSolitude]

Chris you should start acting.

[Milencho1994]

JAYDEN WALE!

[kwlkat4ever]

he always wears the same shirt!!!!!

[kwlkat4ever]

hillarious



[XOXpuppyluvrXOX]

LOLOLOLOLOL!

i know people who talk like that , omg .

[ImmortalMathias]

YES!

[TheAshweeMonster]

wow

[mytruefriends]

oh my god i needed that...literally just ROFL-ed

[cuddlebunny297]

CHRIS:) I LOVE U HAAAHA UR SO TALENTED -3

[ShadzPi]

YOU GO, DUDE !

[7290YeeahBUDDY]

That is a HUGE change

[VelvetxXxPanda]

LOL

[BeferaProductions]

this is so amazing. xD one of my favorites of your vids. also, i am eating pumpkin seeds right now and they're pretty fuckin' yummy if you know what i mean.

[antbryant1]

U r so talented! Yey- bravo

[MimeLapse]

wooow......you would look good as a guy....

[lizzybelle11]

so much fuck... it makes me happy :D

[BeforeDawn11]

I LOVE THIS !! XDD This made me laugh through the entire video! I've always wanted gay guys to do their inner 'dude voice'. "Have a fucking pumpkin seed witth your fuckin dudes and fuckin chill... What the fuck's he lookin at?

[llodonnell]

lol!!! i love your dude voice.

[mysteriousangioletta]

178 people prefer gelato

[flybikes29]

@mysteriousangioletta we prefer heterosexuals.

[twatplz]

I just fell inlove with you a little more

[eciahbat]

F*CK! I fucking fell in love with you Chris!

[kaulitzgirl1000]

you looked like a straight weed head:) lol

[prettiemochains]

wow! yur attitide RIGHT here is how I am ALL the time!

[prettiemochains]

wow! luv yur voice!

[L1zM1lls]

HAHAHAHAHA love this chris... just... dear god... <3

[femboyglitter]

lol. <3

[relaxFH]

you can be normall finally

[mimimimimimi9110]

You sound like a man. Finally.

[davidgettys]

wow im amazed at how much talent u have Chris ur amazing

[gwoirish1116]

you have talent with these characters and rick! i like him too

[mYcHeMiCaLCaThY]

Kinda look like adam levine!

[krisjamez21]

GREATEST FN THING EVER! DUDE!

[Milencho1994]

Jeydon Wale? lmaoo sounds just like him

[rex2011ish]

I love yur damn videos ! :D nd Omg. Yu look hot !!(;

[TheTeamedward2345]

nice acsent!!! well cool!

[mrmilesdragon]

Canadians.... that're gay...... what ze fack.

[JGARZA1990]

lol i love dis video

[TheCanadiangirl95]

Lmao its sad cause guys actually do this.

[Kat10690]

lmaoo ur the shit.

[terratonic]

omg this is really too good xP

[Welcome01213]

Pumpkin seeds = a happy thanksgiving dinner :)

[camillakarlsen1234]

I love you;)

[xbarbiezodiacx]

That voice is hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttt and suiting. ;)

[xbarbiezodiacx]

That voice is hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttt and suiting. ;)

[tridling]

I'm a fucking crockstar.

[jayge83]

like button, super duper pooper scooper crock star.

[swtlilvi3t]

i like your voice, Chris.... o_o

[AlexSecordTV]

Wow. You're "man" character is sterotypical. Your a disgrace to men, but a happy wart on the butt of tranny world

[greenday61892]

@AlexSecordTV He.... is a man so fuck that.

[Laosvietchick]

your dude voice is pretty attractive

[josiedude]

please let the facial hair grow !

[ais112]

U r so cute, whyy do u have to be gay lol

[Laliitah334]

I know your gay and obviously dont care if a girl thinks your cute, but i gotta say it.... your fuckin hot<3 lol i love youu(:

[TheKotaluv1997]

@Laliitah334 agreed :)

[12jozh]

@Laliitah334 lolol.. im a fucking princess,......... shut the fuck up!...

[Laliitah334]

@12jozh wth? what the fuck r u even talking about?

[12jozh]

@Laliitah334 you, trying to suck up to him when you don't even know him irl you fucking slag!..

[Laliitah334]

@12jozh I dont need to know him to say he's hot, i really admire Chris even though i dont know him DEAL WITH IT ! & It was just a comment! I didnt know it could affect some1 so much to be so fucking rude n make such a big deal about it -.-

[12jozh]

@Laliitah334 keep crying, princess.....

[Laliitah334]

@12jozh Whatever, ur the least person i would give a shit about so say wat you want , your weird n rude anyway, so get a life n stop doing stupid comments like that smfh.

[12jozh]

@Laliitah334 all these fucking gay fags should be stoned WITH PEBELS!!!!...

[deliciousfag86]

@12jozh die :D

[katie89065]

LOL

[ThugLyfeAnnie]

I'd hit that

[IWasBornStupid]

You're cute! ^3^

[StandardMeTv]

i like :24 - :29

[RH1169]

this, i actually liked this.

[LaughinWheniCan]

Omg your fucking hot!!!!!

Wtf

No

Your not the chick

Wow

[Shadowpuppet7x]

HOLY CRAP YOU MADE A GOOD VIDEO. YOUR NOT BEING GAY ABOUT SHIT.

[Msrainbowzebras98]

Just because you say fuckin every 2-3 sec. doesn't make you look nor sound cool

[Shadowpuppet7x]

@Msrainbowzebras98 shut the fuck up. i may not like homosexual people, but you to say cursing is bad then just shut the fuck up because your not speaking my language if you exclude words out of my dictionary.

[loveXxtwilightxX]

@Msrainbowzebras98 omg its a joke!

[ComputerGamerify]

lol you should make comedy skits and this as one of your characters.

[RandomNumber56]

I fucking use fucking the fucking word fucking "fucking" too fucking much fucking, but its fucking hilarious.

[sassy2420]

Go on Wit yo bad self u Crockstar!lol i love u chris!

[UzernAmCHO]

@sassy2420 EXCUSE YOU!!!!! you do NOT LOWERCASE CHRIS CROCKER's fucking name okay! His name lowercases YOU!!!!!!!

lol jk!…but seriously,….don't do it! :P

[sassy2420]

@UzernAmCHO Oh Crap i forgot to Capitalize the C in his name!lol,sorry!

[gibbsluver]

Did he say 'Bumpkin' at first? Lol

[gleecrazayy311]

LOL XD LOL XD LOVE the accent

[kaitlynhaas]

youre too cute to be gay chris

[ashtrayday]

I just love cats.

[rocky06934]

Why can't you be like that always

[Cloecloebabe]

Kk Chris (capital C cuz i respect yah) not all dudes are like that. Idk what goes on in guys heads or any of that but not all guys are like fuck blah blah blah what ever and shit. So yeah.

[AshleyBCastro1]

WTF DEEP VOICE

[JerzeyzFinnest]

imma fucking crockstar lol :D

[TheErratangShow]

wadda fuck he lookin at dude?

[Botlecher]

Awsome are you a man yet

[Greasyxx]

is this actually the same guy? this guys halarious

[Tubularm8]

DUDE LOL!!!!!!!