Comedy Central Presents Dan Cummins Part 2

[rampage41guy]

I literally cried and whimpered at the hilarity of the clown joke

[FrostyStoners]

God I want to be the asshole who clicks the first dislike

[esmorly]

Its a hoot

[ManBroShip]

0 Dislikes. Exactly

[TheFranky49]

If I had the courage to try it, I would so do the joke about "answering the bathroom door without any pants on" lmao

[sassybutt32]

i really wanna do the grand canon one with a blind friend....that almost made me pee myself!! XDDD

[m3tz63r]

0 people can go.. wait nevermind.

[daftyslikk]

haha i cant believe you got me TWICE

[Have2havemusic96]

Funniest. Dude. Ever.

[Have2havemusic96]

...and your liver is a slut.

[kikass79]

i just finished so im gunna go clean my pants now

[slickl07]

"And your liver is a slut". Dude....I almost died from laughing..

[KLEIHAUM]

what do you got in there? Gravy & tatters ricky leave me alone!

[jamesg746]

AMAZING

[47SideEffect]

anybody know the name of that one comedian that talks about popsicles that starts his show by saying sup fuckers

[texasboy217]

@47SideEffect john caparulo

[poiuyt748]

what kind of accent does he have :o????

[PieManTheSuperHero]

@poiuyt748 american? he doesnt have one

[kingdomheartsfan5656]

thank u dan cummins 4 entertaining me while doing my math homework

[ssths]

lol dan cummins, walking squirreladors and pushing blind people lol at 4:00

[xxh4ny0uxx]

get a barcode tattoo, and make it a condom product

thats a funny way to flirt with a sales associate XD

[elmicrophone1]

your heart is a complete idiot! lol

[shootingstarz100]

what is this called? like, the act?

[austinbake009]

@shootingstarz100 crazy with a capital F i think

[hippiehatr]

my dad's right that joke sucked.

[arelycnunez]

"When her stomach got really big I didn't know strangers would start touching it. Like, how is that socially appropriate? Just 'Aw, look at you! What do you got in there?'. What the hell do you think? What? Are we gonna surprise you and be like, 'Funny you should ask, uh, we just got the ultra sound and it looks like we're having a chipmunk' HAHA I DON'T KNOW, 'Breast feeding is gonna be a bitch! Sharp little teeth'."

xD

[nukemasterchief]

friggan hilarious

[Ringowasprettygood]

"Quote from Comedy Special" LMAO!!!!! XD

[RetardWar]

gravy and taters ricky now leave me alone XD

[Splunking0Turtle]

GET OFF MAH PORCH!!!

I laughed so hard XDDD I love this guy

[RawrCutie101]

ahahah

I would get a tattoo of my face!!

[PirateZomby]

I died a little bit inside when he came out with that "...ruin people's lives" bit. I laughed so hard that I'm pretty sure I have diabetes now.

Thanks a lot, Cummins.

Jackass.

[civic0412]

@PirateZomby WOW, I didn't think this could happen but you are the biggest fucking idiot on the face of the planet.

[IBlogandNooneCares]

@civic0412 he was joking man chill the fuck out

[jenny911]

Dan Cummins is awesome - why aren't there more videos of his comedy?

[McTexas09]

what you got there? gravy and taters ricky now leave me alone!!!

[iamfornow]

my favorite comedian ever! lol i quote him all the time, my friends almost pissed their pants!!!

[HuskyxApril]

xDD That joke is called Scientology. >W> Dan Cummins, you make my day.

[awesomestation3]

i wanna take off all my clothes and answer the door confused!

FUCKING WIN

[applesauce123123]

demetri martin also did the joke with him acting like he gets hit when his dad made a sudden movment

[Doubleaa500]

why didnt u put the fricken video

[RedShipsofSpainAgain]

lol, "...and your liver's a slut."

[ahmadistheshitt]

Demitri martins a faggot and stole Jesus' ( Dan cummins) face tatoo joke

[360G1lover]

this guy came to my college and went through an hour plus of jokes all hiarious.

[redchief423]

why thank you i know im funny by the way...............It is I Dan Cummins and i appreciate your comments but the dumbass that keeps quoting me i say otherwise........now bow to me........

[Etrex23]

I love this guy!!

[musicluvr212]

gravy and taters, ricky! leave me alone!!

[omgfiercelawl]

The Starbucks and Scientology jokes were definitely the funniest for me.

[killerswere5676]

dud is fucking hilarious

[posie749]

lol my new favorite comedian

[74America]

Lol. This guy is funny. ^-^

[MsAssassinsCreed486]

I love you!! you are soooo funnny =D

[503goonie]

your heart is a complete idiot xD

[JaimietheMamie]

lol, that clown shit would be fucking funny!!!

[take450]

Did Demetri Martin not do that same exact face tattoo joke?

[dropkick45]

Demetri Martin simply did a sketch where he had a dragon on his face.

[oomphrammsteinrulz]

gravy and taters ricky leave me alone

lol

[callalily456]

I would love to work for a technical support hotline. so i could spread my frustration to stragers

[WbSmitty67]

Dan came to our college a few weeks ago and was amazing. So Funny

[zjv5d]

this dudes hilarious

[dethscyth]

dragon hunter 1965; sexyladyxxx : same guy... and there he is

[Caregivr5485]

NOW GET OFF MY PAWRCH!!! That part is Hilarious.

[scythesandscreams]

it looks like we're having a chipmuck...

[BonusMoshPtI]

Aww... congrats man, I didn't think you'd make it that long.

[DarthGonoreah]

and your liver's a slut

[justahotfriend]

ur stupid heart is like wheeeehhh

LMAO

[davincibeIlo]

hey why isnt there any video?

[DidoRoxYah]

patroleum jellys the wrong kind for a sandwhich. lolzz. if i had to get a tattoo on my face, i would get a tattoo of my face. the same size as my face, but a little bit to the left. then id wait in front of a 3d movie theater and ruin peoples lives

[semperfidelis1994]

GET OFF MAH PAWRCH!

[toubiaalmghty]

that jokes called silver lining.

[allamericanarmy]

Is your computer turned on? it is?

IM gonna have to put you back on hold

[Lynzeeness]

9:38! !!!! !!! OH MY GOSH SO FUNNY!!!

[CoffeeVoodoo]

^^ Awsome!

[THECREEPER625]

I would get a tattoo of my face but slightly to the left. then i would wait outside 3D movie theaters and ruin peoples lives. LMAO

[Thomas91p0]

2:58 Best freakin part to me

[nivs45]

I freakin love this dude!