SHAT UP I NEVER NICKED NOTHING AND LIKE A FEW OTHER THINGS BUT APART FROM DAT I NEVER NICKED NOTHING HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING TO WAYNE DUGEn CUZ LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WAYNE DUGEN RIGHT CUZ WAYNE DUGEN BUNKED OF P.E WENT IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND TUCK A SLASH ALL OVER NATHANS BRAND NEW ADDIDAS BAG AND NOW ELLIOT NATHAN SAID HE'S GONNA TELL THE WHOLE OF YEAR NINE THAT WAYNE DUGGAN SNIFFS HIGHLIGHT PENS
Vicky P: OH MY GOD its like SOOO brilliant, like sooo much better than school, coz theres like no lessons or homework or nufin, and like these people get beaten up, and once this really funny thing happened coz this girl like got to the fridge and nearly died!!! (Boy looks horrified) HAHAHHAA i love Vicky Pollard!! haha total crack up
On pisode where Daffyd comes out to his parents, and his mam says 'the girl with the lazy eye' ... did she mean the girl in this clip with a patch? lol
SHAT UP I NEVER NICKED NOTHING AND LIKE A FEW OTHER THINGS BUT APART FROM DAT I NEVER NICKED NOTHING HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING TO WAYNE DUGEn CUZ LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WAYNE DUGEN RIGHT CUZ WAYNE DUGEN BUNKED OF P.E WENT IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND TUCK A SLASH ALL OVER NATHANS BRAND NEW ADDIDAS BAG,........ that any better ? :D
Wait what one more time and in English
The911German 9 months ago
vicky pollard & lauren cooper (catherine tate) should do a show together
XD
spaghetti5829 9 months ago
little britain in english is definitely way more funny than in german!!!
circleoftruestoner 10 months ago
Hilarious - gotta be the best charecter
missbinkyboots 10 months ago
My british friend told my to watch that, but I don't understand a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g of what she's saying O_O
Rita248 10 months ago
@Rita248 me 2 it's way to fast I need subtitel *_*
Siggaholicx 9 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
nicoleeebbzxox 10 months ago
BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG.
diva4196 10 months ago 5
What did the black girl ask for at the end?
dalailama83 11 months ago
@dalailama83 Tommy. hilfiger like :P
hayzerclon 10 months ago
well a lot of british people are choosing to stay on benefits as a lifestyle choice these days, not just women having children
markanderson881 11 months ago
Teacher: Your Baby!
Vicky: Huh, It's allright u keep it, got loads more at home anyway
ROFL!!!
iloveleonaandemmy 11 months ago
my sisters the girl who asked for the Tommy... loool :D
onlydebz 11 months ago 7
TRIFE!!!!
sxck101 11 months ago
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"And once this really funny thing happened because this girl got locked in the fridge and nearly died".
SJMJ91 11 months ago
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SJMJ91 11 months ago
I bet Matt Lucas had to read through that script about 1000 times to speak it that fast! lol
SJMJ91 11 months ago 3
lol
loqmaqazy 11 months ago
This is actually an accurate depiction of modern British people..
darkstar3x16 11 months ago
@darkstar3x16 not quite... let me fix that for you:
"This is actually an accurate depiction of modern British women...."
Too many women think being a single mom is a career choice.
mathewskarl 11 months ago 3
I never knew Rolf Harris was a teacher in his young days. :P
VenomFrogX 11 months ago
she is so alike british stuborn girls
andredidiergijon 11 months ago
Aw, I can't understand anything she says?
darlingdee167 11 months ago
@TheIsaac2k10 Thnx u just defined urself LOOOL
faimo10 1 year ago
@faimo10 no it isnt -.-
theCPkiller 1 year ago
@theCPkiller Well go and have a look then u fat chubby...
faimo10 1 year ago
@faimo10 ima brit and i aint fat thank you very much.
theCPkiller 10 months ago
'Your baby, it's alright i have loads more at home anyway' HAHAHAHAHA LMAOOO!
kifah5678 1 year ago
@faimo10 yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn
jrml2009 1 year ago
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roshanrelito 1 year ago
@hayleybobbie123
yup
BattleGround16 1 year ago
ahhhh i can't hear what she's saying oh well i watch it for the british accent !!!!!!!! :D
Epurope 1 year ago
in german it is more funny!
tannenzipfel09 1 year ago
I heard somewhere that Vicky Pollard is actually a representation of Cheryl Cole when she was younger.
nsapao4cc 1 year ago 4
lol sounds like chinese XD
ryuusanosuke 1 year ago
vicky is a legend!!
123Sarrah 1 year ago
Gay show
10eminemrules 1 year ago
Teacher: "Your baby?"
Vicky: "Huh? Oh it's alright, you can keep it. I got lots more at home anyway."
Lmao. xD
LadyEnzai 1 year ago 6
to awesome !! i love her she is so horny hahahahahaha
Mr1234niels1234 1 year ago
i hate when vicky talks fast
TheMrcoolcrackguy 1 year ago
O__O i know people like that in real
lilbooshy 1 year ago
@lilbooshy woahhh, u lucky moo :), u must be crackin up lauffin evry second
jammidodgaa 1 year ago
by her size youd think shes american
1eminemkid 1 year ago 9
@1eminemkid that is so rude, but absolutely true
010brisingr010 1 year ago
Is the teacher Webb of Mitchell and Webb?
SykoFox 1 year ago
love the awkward silences
goldcharmz 1 year ago
its alright you can keep it i got loads more at home anyway. LOL :L
xilovedappyx 1 year ago
thumbs up if u think vicky is cool
chrisriley4444 1 year ago 3
at 0:56 the guys eyes are glowing. HES TEH DEVIL
kingkadir1st 1 year ago 7
rofl part time course in reading
SebbeSucksBawlz 1 year ago 5
0:12 the guy from kidulthood :D:D:D<3
xConorMcavoyx 1 year ago 2
omg i ddnt even nick nuffin or nuffin only one thing and sum other things so shut up
kara123h 1 year ago 2
you forgot ur baby. oh no u can keep it!!!
jackgrom1874 1 year ago 3
this girl got locked in the fridge and nearly DIED
SCH4ii4Z 1 year ago 7
Puttin' the jam in jammy dodgers (':
ZoeInDisguise 1 year ago 4
shuh up.....i aint done nuffin.....an if anyone....says i did....they get beatins...
Kaybubble57 1 year ago 6
"haha shes turned her life around shes now got a job at boots a small flat and is taking a part-time course in reading" lol hilarious!
xDm5x9tZpp 1 year ago 3
If anyone says I did they get beatings...
beadlesbaby 1 year ago 7
your baby its allright u keep it i got loads more at home anyway hahaha
GojiraFan15 1 year ago 64
@GojiraFan15 gojira \m/
gojopeth 1 year ago
@GojiraFan15 the rest of the "six kids by seven different men" XD
SJMJ91 11 months ago
taking a part time course in...
reading.
samvideo14 1 year ago 43
mollie goforth ! what are you doing there ?
LloydyHill 1 year ago 4
mollie goforth !
LloydyHill 1 year ago
is it 4 years ago the first season was startet
CSSSNAKEPLAYER 1 year ago
@CSSSNAKEPLAYER More like 6 years ago.. this was on when I was in Year 7, and I'm now 18.
StanpyX 1 year ago
BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG
TheMinichap 1 year ago
OMG she totally changez the argument hahahahah LUV THIS BITCH !
ShawtyLikesBieberxx 1 year ago
Anyone else wants summat nickin' just lemme know
Rubyshewolf98 1 year ago 8
This gurl got locked in da fridge and nearly died!"
TheMoonPower 1 year ago 2
@TheMoonPower realy?
231johnjohnson 1 year ago
Aml Ameen guy from kidulthood is the guy who asks what u nick? lol
Radmain 1 year ago
I LOVE the way she says 'readin'!
theBlueBrick 1 year ago 7
look at for trife off kidulthood.
FranL1991 1 year ago
And she's taking a part-time course in, what was that? Reading...
SHERmeleon 1 year ago 2
a part time course in reading
KatrinaWhite2012 1 year ago
no sorry i have laods more at home!!!
queensugar10 1 year ago
Lol " oh it's alrite keep it I got loads more at hme !!" lol wat a pikey !!!
Nicolegirl81 1 year ago
shat up, i aint done nothing and if anyone says i did, the get beating.
sexibeckyboo 1 year ago
your baby???
huh?its arite u can keep it iv got loads more at home anyway LMAO!!
49natyluvscake94 1 year ago 4
"BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG"
Lmao ahaha that was too good!
fatiiness 1 year ago 3
o lover this human for a comedy she could make a king piss his pants if she were dressed as a joker lmao
yeh shis sick
ZWraiths 1 year ago
He/She/It is fuckin' hard to understand. I thought people from Texas are hard to understand...
Davetts92 1 year ago
0:47-0:57 love that part!!
hardtrucks1 1 year ago 2
Adidas && Berber
TheTScotRhys 1 year ago
im from bristol in england and i still cant understand a little bit of what she is saying LOL!
123chevez456 1 year ago
'They get beatenz' LMAO =DD
naggydu02 1 year ago 4
the second persons name he asked her name was her name harmony?
mizzharmonieeee 1 year ago
LOL the note she reads
YuccaPucca 1 year ago
@pixelb0xer
only british people can understand it .. or anyone else who speaks fluent chav ><
BabyRO0o 1 year ago
who the fuck is Vicky Pollard?
paulmac38 1 year ago
@paulmac38 I think she's off little britain, in it?
fizz141 1 year ago
your baby? oh its aright you can keep it ive got loads more at home anyway. :L
josephmc97 1 year ago
SHAT UP I NEVER NICKED NOTHING AND LIKE A FEW OTHER THINGS BUT APART FROM DAT I NEVER NICKED NOTHING HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING TO WAYNE DUGEn CUZ LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WAYNE DUGEN RIGHT CUZ WAYNE DUGEN BUNKED OF P.E WENT IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND TUCK A SLASH ALL OVER NATHANS BRAND NEW ADDIDAS BAG AND NOW ELLIOT NATHAN SAID HE'S GONNA TELL THE WHOLE OF YEAR NINE THAT WAYNE DUGGAN SNIFFS HIGHLIGHT PENS
funkyfranx 1 year ago 4
IT'S SO
funkyfranx 1 year ago
lol
funkyfranx 1 year ago
How can someone understand this?! :D
(I'm German, but I can speak English)
pixelb0xer 1 year ago
@pixelb0xer native british english speakers can. even though it's still a bit of a struggle haha
COSHMEDIA 1 year ago
Haha, i love it, typcal retarded council estate chavette.
midgard02 1 year ago
a true bristolian
arsenalcobain 1 year ago
piss funny hahahaha
luciexnicole 1 year ago
BRITISH COMEDY ;D
coolcrazy918 1 year ago 6
the actors in little britian are really goood.
MrsBillieJoe14 1 year ago 4
there is a german version! and its funny :D
MCShockwave3 1 year ago
@MCShockwave3 auf deutsch is das doch voll bescheuert!
Kinnitty2ndHome 1 year ago
LOL.
ACENLJ 1 year ago
shut up or this chav will "give u beatens"
lolnumpty 1 year ago 3
oh my god..i am sooo fucking high and i am here dying...LOL!
elsoda 1 year ago 5
HAHAHA
BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG !!!
JulianderHerr 1 year ago
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TheDustpile 1 year ago
Haha. She said '' i said sorry' to the girl with the eye patch. Sooo funny. thumbs up
TOPTIPSGUY 1 year ago 2
Vicky P: OH MY GOD its like SOOO brilliant, like sooo much better than school, coz theres like no lessons or homework or nufin, and like these people get beaten up, and once this really funny thing happened coz this girl like got to the fridge and nearly died!!! (Boy looks horrified) HAHAHHAA i love Vicky Pollard!! haha total crack up
firegirlster985 1 year ago
Haha Reading!!!Aww
luluprincess 1 year ago 2
Teacher: -She has now turned her life around, has got a job at Boots, a small flat and takes a course in reading. Brilliant. :-)
harshmistress 1 year ago 8
Teacher: - A lot to think about there...how we can apply this to our own lifes
harshmistress 1 year ago 2
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harshmistress 1 year ago
i love this fat bitch!!
KOKID83 1 year ago 176
a part time course in reading...nice..
LoveIndigo678 1 year ago
I said sorry! lol
blocparty4eva1 1 year ago 2
teacher: your baby
Vicky: Ohsorry you can keep it i got loads more at home any way
TheBartzina 1 year ago 2
LMFAO!, "your baby" "heh? oh, you can keep it, i got loads more at home anyway"
MADE MY FXCKING DAY (: :L:L!!!!!!!
TheSmellybelly 1 year ago 8
OMGG TRIFEEE!<3
Holliluvzyew 2 years ago
BEAT-ANS XD
Dynysia030 2 years ago
reeeaaadddiiinnnnn ha :D
SuperSBfan 2 years ago
1:45 *0* hottie
animefangirlxx 2 years ago
omg, my boo from Kidulthood! HE'S ALIVE.
CheyenneGoes 2 years ago 3
TRIFE! sexxxaaayyyyy!
WiganBurdd95 2 years ago
British subjects are funny. They are also social lab-rats for their Queen.
JoeLoro 2 years ago
if vicky pollard meet lauren it would be a war :p
bunnyishcute 2 years ago 6
BRAND.NEW.ADIDAS.BAG
skillen95 2 years ago 105
Teacher: Vicky, your baby...
Vicky: Oh you can keep it I've got loads more at home anyways.
Lol XD!!!
1120jasmine 2 years ago 5
1:09 'shat up' loool
ashi786786 2 years ago 3
i think vicky said :i said sorry!:
hanover1962 2 years ago
its alright u can keep it I got loads more at home any way, lmfao
xdoningtonchick02x 2 years ago 5
BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG!
ShufflingSheep 2 years ago 4
that guy at 1:07 is lewis from the bill isnt he..anyways vicky pollard is jokessss loooooool
ashi786786 2 years ago
My friend katie looks like her.
mediblue9 2 years ago
paha, "readen"
WAZAAyeahcalum 2 years ago
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illiteracy, poverty and teenage pregnancy in poor communities is so hilarious!
khalithistle 2 years ago
you ritard
JasmineDuthie 2 years ago
I'M the ritard? you probably you cant even SPELL ritard!
khalithistle 2 years ago
its spelt retard
Aragon159 2 years ago 2
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well i wasnt expecting much from a little britain audience, but jesus. you people
khalithistle 2 years ago
poverty? she's fat
lolcatz4win 2 years ago
He*
kingofmonra 2 years ago
i know i ment the character herself
lolcatz4win 2 years ago
in 1:07! isn't it trife from kidulthood lol
ganjasmoker999 2 years ago
yer it is
DaNnYBoy19600 2 years ago
READAN
0OoBradderzoO0 2 years ago 6
lol this is fucken funny
chapinajulie 2 years ago
your baby?!".Huh, its alright you can keep it i got loads of it at home anyways! LOVE VICKEY, the first season was amazingly funny
aisha1ahsia 2 years ago 3
its so funny
missluckygirl21 2 years ago
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Really Really Booring..
Cheap Clip...
rehman12356 2 years ago
why would you watch this if you live it?
deathbyhippies 2 years ago
"Shut up, I ain't done nuthin. And if anyone says I does then they get beatin's"
(:(:
Vicky's the best!
PokefanDP 2 years ago 5
Brand New Addidas Bag!! :L x
Once a girl Got locked in the freezer and Nearly Died!! :L x
Lovee Itt x
Mollieable 2 years ago 2
shit it is english :(
I'm not very good at english.
Is there a german version? ^^
lifeOFsoundz 2 years ago
It's calles Little Britain DUH.
There's no German version. Dubbed versions of anything are annoying anyway.
HelenaKoonings 2 years ago 9
yeahh just type in " vicky pollard schule"
zerkpure 2 years ago
thank you :)
lifeOFsoundz 2 years ago
@lifeOFsoundz ds gibt's auf deutsch synchronisiert, auf dem Comedy Channel glaub ich! Aber ich find's bescheuert auf Deutsch!
Kinnitty2ndHome 1 year ago
is that trevor frm kidulthood @ 1:07
H4M2A 2 years ago
yhyh it is
4m1rh4mz4hu5541n 2 years ago
yuupp aml ameen he went 2 my theatre school, he is best frendz wif my cuzin!
MelisaNayah 2 years ago
On pisode where Daffyd comes out to his parents, and his mam says 'the girl with the lazy eye' ... did she mean the girl in this clip with a patch? lol
ProperBodged 2 years ago
hahahahah she is JUST like so many people at my school
otherFlawliet 2 years ago 6
hahaha that must be really funny!
Gabriellawm 2 years ago 4
*witty quote taken from the video we all watched*
accordingtojon 2 years ago 11
BRAND.NEW.ADIDAS.BAG!!
skillen95 2 years ago 25
oh my god... im not native american or english... and all i understood during Vicky spoke was Adidas Bag
Mastertim2006 2 years ago 14
SHAT UP I NEVER NICKED NOTHING AND LIKE A FEW OTHER THINGS BUT APART FROM DAT I NEVER NICKED NOTHING HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING TO WAYNE DUGEn CUZ LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WAYNE DUGEN RIGHT CUZ WAYNE DUGEN BUNKED OF P.E WENT IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND TUCK A SLASH ALL OVER NATHANS BRAND NEW ADDIDAS BAG,........ that any better ? :D
lolnumpty 2 years ago 49
thank you that you bothered to translate his ^^ =)
Mastertim2006 2 years ago 3
Hahaha
kalcaron 2 years ago
1.07 Its trife from kidulthood!
AverageTeenx 2 years ago 2
0:09 Jodie Foster lookalike. LOL!
Kingkong922 2 years ago 2
i said sorry lol
J3FF97 2 years ago
That's the thing with Vicky, I think. If you loose track of her when she's in the middle of a speech, you can't really pick it up again. xc
Takaouto 2 years ago
lol "err yaw baby"
"oh its alrite you can keep it" lmao
dollymixturedude 2 years ago
pu'in jam in jammy dodgers!
99999newo 2 years ago
this is genius
camisacook 2 years ago
"shat up, I never nothing except one thing, and like one other thing, and like a few other things, but apart from that I never nicked nothing"
Lol classic.
ProperBodged 2 years ago