Shoot the Sh#t? Absolute Not. (1:21am)

[some1tookthisname]

Shitty..

[Post5cript]

Everyplace squirting

[TheSpoonHandle]

Like paint of bucket.

[wmd133]

Sometimes I take an arrow to the knee and then I feel like I have crumbs of shit everyplace.

[hindichucky]

I cannot eat cheerios anymore,,,

[Srceodizno2142]

That is some funny shit.

[nocureforstupid]

"If it dry shit, now you have crumbs of shit everyplace, like bottom of the bag of Cheerios, except it's shit; it smell horrible." Had this line stuck in my head all day, fucking priceless

[Thermingt0n]

@nocureforstupid i laughed the hardest ive ever laughed at that.

[GM3339]

did anyone else yawn when they saw the top comment?

[agent00chimp]

I'm never shooting the shit again! O_O

[Stahllion]

everyplace squirting.

[launchmusicc]

why does he bleep out shit? when he clearly has it typed in the description 

[HomeOfTheMarines]

i like how the beeps dont cover up the word lol

[eddyturner3]

Just put the sh*t on the table.

[stepharo00o]

every place squirting.

like paint, like paint of bucket.

[bfindley92]

this guy is like a modern day Confucius

[lupine3333]

"sleep, eat, make good music" well it must be a german thing (rammstein)

[CristiaanC]

Wait, he used to say sings, now he says things? His accent has changed.

[drkdrgns]

Everyplace squirting

[farnoise]

I had this argument with my GF when I heard this idiom from a friend.. I am happy I have someone else on my side lool

[dcha9]

these bleeps don't cover shit *beep*

[MsLuciferium]

Crums of sh#t everywhere!

[Netherlands505]

You shoot shit in your own house.



[MrFerrari5515]

8 people shoot the shit

[MrFilmNstuff]

all people who dislike this need to go shoot shit



[franklingirl23]

"No thanks Mike, I sleep. You shoot shit in your own house." - This guy is a legend!!

[MELiddy1]

Its like cheerios but its shit so its horrible.

[TheChizzaberry808]

Press 3, then wait a second and press 2.

[HisRockStar527]

I yawned when he did...

[REDYELLOWGRASSGRASS]

Everyplace squirting!

[kkilpq]

This is so funny so I showed this to my opa. Problem... He is austrian and he asks me who shoots shit?

[AceTracer]

@kkilpq Thank you for making me laugh even harder than I did watching the video.

[kkilpq]

@AceTracer no problem :D

[jegveddetik]

Press 2 for hearing "shit" uncensored!

[joshtheunknownful]

repeatedly press 6.

[joshtheunknownful]

the beep when you press "2", doesn't do shit, there's no point of bleeping it.

[TheJetwatts]

like bottom of sabbatical for cheras lol

[BigBoizSkank]

i cannot sleeps

[conranf]

i used to shoot the shit, till i took an arrow in the knee

[fenrirswolh3]

@conranf old joke is old.

[Camo13ammo]

@conranf Thumbs down for you sir

[ipawdsaywha]

Well, I'm never eating cheerio crumbs ever again...

[RacerXGTO]

Ohhhhhh geeezuzzz, I'm laughing so hard, i can't see!!! Heaven forbid somebody tells him "Flula, you haven't got a leg to stand on, son"

[pocky7lover]

Watch it with the captions on! Youtube doesn't understand German accents Lmao

[SkiDenverUbble]

Half the time the beep is too late so funny love it

[delias89]

Did anyone else yawn when he yawned at the beginning of this video?

[Spandex08]

@delias89 how to recognize a lame whoring comment -

[MaggotLlama]

@delias89 You know where "yawning is contagious" comes from right? When you see someone yawn your brain automatically thinks that all the oxygen is being taken out of the air around you, so it want's to yawn to take in all the oxygen it can.. If that makes sense.

[forumsnow13]

@MaggotLlama No.

[MaggotLlama]

@forumsnow13 ... Well that's where it came from, so that's why yawning is contagious.

[forumsnow13]

@MaggotLlama It's called sympathetic yawning. Look it up. Has nothing to do with "the air being sucked out of the room".

[MaggotLlama]

@forumsnow13 Guess what.. This person *points at self* isn't a fucking scientist. Nor do I care. That's what I've always heard, so that's what I "believe".

[forumsnow13]

@MaggotLlama Yup, and you're wrong. If you heard that oranges are blue, would you believe that too?

[MaggotLlama]

@forumsnow13 Depends on whether or not I knew my colors already. I obviously know what the color Orange looks like. But if I were a child, and I was taught that the color orange was really called "blue" yes, I would.

[vuviper]

@MaggotLlama "believe" or "believed." I find "believed" totally acceptable, but I don't know why you would continue to believe without at least looking it up.

[MaggotLlama]

@vuviper Because generally when you're taught things by people you trust you don't question their word.

[vuviper]

@MaggotLlama That's very interesting. I don't do that at all, anyone can be a victim of misinformation and I take no one's word to be indisputable regardless of how much trust I have in their intellect, their integrity, or them as a person. Anyway, thank you for the response. Actually, pardon a question, What happens when you have two sides of people you trust that disagree with each other?

[MaggotLlama]

@vuviper In that case I'd go looking for facts. Unless it's an opinion on something (such as politics). If it's something that has a definite answer, and two people I trust disagree on it, I'd go looking for the answer, because that would mean that one of them is misinformed, such as with the yawning thing.

[ssun8]

@delias89 Yeah isn't it very likely for one to yawn upon seeing someone else yawn?

[kitkatmany]

like the bottom of the bag of cheerios

[freshlittlehands]

you just made me yawn.

[Crackpunch]

Every place squirting.

[moviefreak183]

is it dry shit then you have crums every place.

[DanSnyder101]

8 ppl shot shit in their own house

[timmeh1516]

LIKE PAINT OF BUCKET!

[lonifilms]

things they i like to do: Dance with my opa,dance with my döner,dance with my poodels dance with my bread

[HotLicksSmoothJazz]

Undesired orgasm @ 1:10

[SchnitzelCat]

everyplace squirting

[69BieberHole69]

OMFG HE IS NOT ACTUALLY GERMAN YOU RETARDS

[stuckonautomatic]

@69BieberHole69

He's 100% German. Have you ever heard him speak German?? It's as crisp and fluent as it can get. Pretty much no foreigner would be able to speak German without any accent at all.

But I think he has a strong German accent in English on purpose because it sounds funny and serves his shtick.

[whitemike76]

soo did he go shoot a shit with Mike in the morning or what.

[lexiBeatles]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha!!!!! WHOA MUH GAWD!!! Can't ... stop... Laughing!!!! :]

[poisonthesink]

This might be the best one.

[inmanaubrey]

you are a wonderful human being. thank you for sharing your wisdom.

[TemperateWhispers]

hahah crumbs everywhere :)

[jabbaman7]

every place squirting!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[dmcrazytacos4]

like paint of bucket.

[tehorcslayerr]

Shieß die Scheiße?

[Butters20K]

like bottom of zee bag of cherios

[JustBeClever]

Flula is Austrian.

[brandonbamf99]

@JustBeClever he is german.

[Q6715S523]

Crumbs of shit everyplace!

[flyfisherman778]

like the bottom of a bag of cheerios. just shit...terrible

[Allie2581]

if u shoot dry shit then u just have shit everyplace.

[ChildOfTheLotus66]

Flula!! I love your rants!

You're super!

Be my boyfriend!

[12345678iq]

like paint, paint of bucket

[Uzeil]

I think people tell him these things just to fuel more vlogs to watch lol.

[TheTuckalator]

"... like bottom of the bag of cheerios, except shit..."

[ChefCakeage]

This man is just funny!! I love the way he just cant see the logic in some of the american idioms ! He makes me laugh so much!

[girl1drr]

I need to find out where he lives, and give him a big hug!

[codyburk28]

I can't stop laughing. I may die.

[Myrmidon717]

i like how hes tolerant of his friend shooting shit. "you shoot shit in your own house" lmao

[Bizzard4114]

@DocSicnarf I thought the same exact thing. This guy is a genius. Somebody get this guy in a comedy or a stand-up or something.

[ElectricTurkey1]

I could listen to this guy for hours LOL

[theawesomekickassman]

@ElectricTurkey1 what do you thin ive been doing...

[Wisconsinite3]

press 2 and 6.

[EscapeFromF5]

0:03 yawn button

[Jmast3r6046]

like who wanta shoot a shit?

[SummerRoses95]

"Like a paint of bucket." Yup.

[Mikeharrybusse]

Press 5

[DocSicnarf]

You should seriously consider doing stand up comedy. Make fun of the things you've learned in america like you are now. All of these videos are so fucking funny. I could watch you talk like this for hours.

[cawder06]

these are genius, University of Dundee loves this!

[WhatWouldBukowskiDo]

Here is an idiom for you. "You are Okay in my book". What what book is this book and what's it about?

[happiehtoast]

you should learn the correct verb conjugation. I mean your English is pretty okay but it could use improvement...

[bluetality]

@happiehtoast Considering you missed one capitalization, two commas, and a period, I wouldn't really consider you to be the top choice of people to be giving out English lessons. Just sayin'.

[DrPatooly]

no thanks mike you shoot shit in your own house!

[applesomething]

Yes, the captions are pretty hilare, too :D

[WholePlay]

thank god he beeped out shit

[TheRoseMartini]

no sanks mike i sleep

[Zerraphina]

You shoot shit in your own house...

[xdaznx]

shit in a barrel! pour on justin bieber

[XxJwowxX]

Go shoot sh#t in your own house mike lol

[claudiacanada13]

OMG, I laughed so hard, thank you!! I am an emigrant in canada and I think the same way when I hear the idioms LOL thank you for putting this into words.... Claudia

[aaabbbeee]

4:00 am and I'm laughing so loud. oh lawd

[ExistingArea51]

Watch this with the captions on.... what the HELL hahahah

[soinaru]

Pain of bucket...

[olympiuss]

shoot the shit?

[olympiuss]

shoot thwe shit?

[kitariu]

crumbs of shit....like the bottom of a bag of cheerios..?!hilarious!!!!:D:D:­D

[MissFaye6]

omg lmfao

[underage4page]

everyplacesquirting

[ChrisRussell91]

Like shooting shit in a barrel thats up on a wall covered in daddy long legs.

[HeyFijiWiji]

"Now you have crumbs of shit every place." ROFL

[ashleychann021]

This man, he makes me truly happy.



[lexgianquitto]

This is a beautiful camera angle.

[DJdude250]

Fucking love when Germans try to speak English....It's so crazy what words they use.

[yukita]

flula you are my favorite. DER BESTE

[neonbuildings]

It's okay, Flula. Kurt Cobain used this phrase in a song, so it's okay.

[Nelfxrogue]

every place squirting, like paint of bucket.

[happygrlcamper]

...and this is why I'm going to marry a German man.

[kaoffenburger]

amen to that. meowwww!!

[instantsurgery]

@happygrlcamper he's austrian though

[brandonbamf99]

@instantsurgery he's german

[instantsurgery]

@brandonbamf99 no he's austrian retard

[brandonbamf99]

@instantsurgery "Boom! My name is Flula Borg, and I am a musician from Erlangen in Germany!", oops, you fucking retard

[brandonbamf99]

@instantsurgery wait, what happened, don't have anything? that's what i thought

[DNRLBL]

Rhinoceros (pronounced /ryeˈnaseres/), also known as rhino beast, they can do it!

[theghostintheruins]

Why does he sleep in a coffin?

[kaiserkeller61]

omfg

[TheWittumator]

Shit Crumbs!

[abarreloflols]

why beep yourself, just makes the video sound stupid

[icanbreathe]

every place squirting.

[binzing]

@icanbreathe Like paint, paint of bucket

[monicarociochadi]

I just receive email that say "Flula, let us have some coffee in the morning and we may shoot the shit" LOOOOOL ;D

that's greeeeat.

[rashna4]

every time he says "shoot shit", i die laughing.

[Shadoessa]

Flula, you are such a party pooper. ;)

[mitefiend]

You would steal the shortening out of bread, in a skinny minute.

[rovingrovers]

the fact that you bleeped "shit" makes this even funnier, i'm not even sure why

[powerphillg5]

Amen brother.

[rockon4ever9]

i love how literal he takes these things XD

[jazzman425]

fuck yeah this vid

[norcal614]

hell yeah top comment 2wice!!

[Amkii]

This is going in the favorites folder. Not only is the video itself amazing, but the comments as well! I laughed so hard I sprayed saliva all over my iPod screen and woke my apt. mate up!

[ghettosam]

hahaha this was the best! this guy is actually hilarious

[XxslitwristsxX]

Crumbs of shit

[hauzer7]

everyplace squirting

[billytamer]

why did you bleep the word "shit"? this is youtube!

[candygirl0406]

lol, do you ever sleep or are you still on German time?

[bunnyracer420]

Like bottom bag of ze Cheerios...but Sh*t! lol funny

[SexyPandaParty]

i love u man..ur fucking awesome!!! we should chill sometime

[robyncz]

I love how there's always at least one earnest commenter who explains what the idiom *really* means. Hilarious!

[sugartub]

please be the father of my future children

[TWIGGvsHESKEY]

@sugartub creeper..i bet your a guys too XD

[sugartub]

@TWIGGvsHESKEY nobody asked your opinion

[TWIGGvsHESKEY]

@sugartub really? oh..thats sucks cos i said it anyway..what are you gonna do? cry? pls dont cry.

[mmavipc]

You crack me up

[emilio978]

"Crumbs of shit every place. Like bottom of the bag of Cheerios ... except shit. Smells horrible." ahhahaha

[KarlyyMiracle]

these videos crack me up wayyy too much

[BobStoleMySled]

flula that was the worst word bleeping ever...

[ekkyz]

Why is shit being bleeped?!!?

ITS THE FUCKING INTERNET KEEP YOUR CHRISTIAN MORALS ON OUR ALREADY SHITTY CABLE TV.

[Patriavp]

It means spending time together with no real set plans as to an activity during the meeting...

[jimlolz720]

"Like paint, like paint of bucket."