STOP sending aid to Africa. The more people you keep alive, the most children they have and the worse it all gets. They need a SMALLER population so there is more food to go around. It's not rocket science.
(CONTINUED) He has got it all and he can even make me laugh, and let me tell you that is hard thing to do! From 'Tampons are Dildos' to 'Pimple puss and Vomit Swallowing' this guy will make you fall out your chair from laughter and make your mind wonder. Find him on Youtube under Carloslikesrobots. We love you Carlos! Lets go get some taco bell! THE END! :) -jackie
(CONTINUED) Once you get a 'dose' ;) of him you will fall in love with his quirky attitude and amazng personality instantly! He does everything! He makes music, he post videos, he talks about awkward moments, he has a great sense of fashion, and hes gay! Who doesnt love a gay man? :D (CONTINUED)
Carlos your are the cutest most adorablest, smartest guy around:) everything about you is just amazing, your like so smart that your smarter then Enstien. i think your style is just AMAZING, and your so Stunning i swear if my cuzin in law wer 2 see u he'd divorce my cuzin:) your jus so miraculous! its Flabber gasting:) if ther wuz a gay guy Pagent you wood win hands down. Th world with out you would be absolutely atrocious, maybe the world wood end , thnx Carlos 4 al you've dun for this country
haha i had to return the camera. it broke very easily. anyway, i'm glad you didn't suck up. it wouldn't feel right. two more weeks till i get to see your fucking face again :D
Well a i`m from Mexico so i dont know if i can participate in the contest, but i have to tell you that i admire the way you dress, you have an amazing Utube channel, all your videos are funny (The one i love the most is the one about mean girls, because i do that too) we have a lot in common like the music we like and that just makes me realize that im amazing because you are amazing and im not just writing these beacause of the contest is because i think so :D
I think you're great, Carlos. Everything you do is art. I wake up in the morning and thing, "What can I do today to be more like Carlos?" I bought an america apparel hoodie because you make them rad. If you told me to chop my own arm off, I probably would. Basically: you are absolutely fantastic.
You are an amazing person. You make my life complete. Every day I wake up and think "I wish I knew Carlos in real life". You rock my socks. All. Day. Long. I have loved every one of your videos. You are one of the funniest youtubers that I have ever had the privilege of watching. Perhaps one day I will be as awesome as you.......but I doubt it. You are beast. You are amazing. You make every day a beautiful array of surprises. You give me a reason to live and to get up in the morning. I <3 YOU!
Not only are you an amazing singer (Which isn't even sucking up, it's the truth,) you have an amzing sense of style and an awesome personality.
You're pretty much an inspiration for gays everywhere, also. I love your glasses. Your hair. I love how you appreciate your subscribers so much that you have these kick ass contests.
But most of all, I love your awkward stories, and I love how you brighten my day <3
You're the only man I know that can make me O-face. You're that special to me Carlos. Can I sing you a song?
No I can't, because I'm not musically talented, but if I could I would to show my worship and devotion to you and your brand spanking new widescreen camera. Heck, no matter what lens you shoot your videos from I still adore you. Your hair makes me jealous, as much as your facial structure does.
If I had the money, I would get plastic surgery to look just like you. You're that amazing.
That is the best bow tie ever! you have such a great fashion sense. i guess it's just a fact that all people named Carlos are amazing. and don't even get me started on your glasses. Dayumm. they are so sexy. your music is wonderful. the lyrics are so deep, they reach into me and touch my soul. and that lighting bolt in the O of your name? FUCKING GENIUS! you are so creative. and i love how you quote mean girls all the time, that movie is amazing. i could go on forever about how great you are. <3
You're my favorite gay guy on the planet ever. I loooooove you so much that I whore your vids around on facebook! :D I'm being completely honest when I say that I wish I knew you in real life because I've always wanted a gay best friend and you're just flat out amazing. I mean really, you're AMAZING. I LOVE YOU!
You do know that the world revolves around you. Like, you are the single coolest person EVER! If you had a nickle..no a penny for every bit of awesome-hotness you have you would be the richest person in the world, like take all the 'rich' people and times it by a million. Your youtube videos should be winning Grammys, Oscars, and every other awards out there. I see people saying if there were more of you the world would be better, they are wrong, we only need one of you to make the world cool!
First off, you are absolutely adorable. Your style epitomizes all that I strive to have, only in male-form. You have beautiful eyes and perfect hair. I think you could even pull off a pair of acid-wash jeggings!
Secondly, I love your sense of humor! I swear I could watch your videos all day long, nearly peeing in my pants the entire time!
I love you like a fat kid loves cake...I love you like a plaid skirt on nothing.
Next time someone tries to put shitty music on at your party, I'll betch slap them and say BOO YOU WHORE! So you don't have to have to be get your hands dirty deny them = ]
You are the coolest person I have ever seen and have the privilage to come into internet contact with. I love how cute you are and how funny your videos are. And your tags are so funny, it's like an extra to the video! You could totally look good in absolutely anything and I never leave a comment because I'm afraid I might sound stupid even though you are an amazing person who doesn't judge people unless you know them. I am not worthy to leave a comment!
Every sec,every min,every hour!I check to see if there are new uploads/updates on Tumblr!DailyBooth!Youtube!Twitter!Randomizer!Just to get a dose of Carlos!Oh how your voice,your thoughts are the defibrillator to my heart...i just wouldnt live!" Wow,you look really beautiful."I call American Apparel HQs evryday telling them how YOU should be their permanent model on ad campaigns!So beautiful I know you are your own species+ if there was just 1 more Carlos the world would be an even better place.
You are the most gorgeous human being out there, no one could ever be more gorgeous than you. You have amazing style and everything about you is perfect. I need you more than a flower needs rain and more than a fish needs water. You complete me. You're so robotic and I love it. You're soo amazing. You're so protective about the gay community and other charities. You're such a strong human being. You sing like an angel. I love love love love love love love love love you! <3333
When I check my subscription box, and I see you've uploaded a new video, my heart flutters. Your voice sounds like the chirping of birds, and you hair glistens like the ocean on a sunny summer day. Your taste in music and fashion is fantastically fab, and you your jokes are sure to put a smile on even the most miserable of faces.
I'm sorry that people are jealous of you, you can't help it that you'r so popular.
Carlos, you are the GREATEST youtuber on the face of the planet. How you don't have more subscribers, I'll never understand. You are the man who gave me good taste in music, and you are a god. No no no, you ARE God. And if you aren't God, then I don't know if I can live on this earth anymore. You are king of the gays and the apple of my eye. Carlos, I love you with all my heart and all of your ideas, and videos, and collabs are amazing. :)
Oh, and I forgot to say that the widescreen cam is even more flattering to you than the old camera. And if I was lucky enough to know you, I would quote Mean Girls with you all the time.
Gosh, I was so blinded by your beauty that once again I forgot to say something! You are the human form of sex. I could say so much more, but looking at you is distracting me so I think I'm gonna have to stop there.
Carlos, when i wake up in the morning, not sure what the point of it all is anymore... Pour my cereal, cry a little bit, ready to die I go to my computer. I go to youtube, and your video appears in my subscription box, a rainbow, after a storm. Not only do you give me the hope to live you give me back my sex drive because your fabulous sense of fashion neve disapoints and your glasses just frame your face beautifully and that v-neck is totally rockin'--btw.
I love you more than red neck children love the Remington bolt-action rifle that God gave to hunt the dinosaurs and the homosexuals, But you would never let them hurt any of your gay brethren because you are a god amongst gays. I love you more than Janice loves seeing teacher outside of school. I Iove you more than Glen Coco. Carlos you are the wind beneath my wings the Aaron to my Cady. I love you Carlos
You have the best ideas, I mean two prizes and two competitions, you are too magnanamous, every video you've ever done is fantastic. If youtube was US weekly you'd always be on the cover... am I doing this right? What kind of sychophant would you like me to be?
Carlos, I was surprised to see you had to do a second take of something you recorded, I thought when youtube gods like yourself made a video that the stars aligned to produce videos by themselves.
Fuck u
rahmaelbyrd 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
STOP sending aid to Africa. The more people you keep alive, the most children they have and the worse it all gets. They need a SMALLER population so there is more food to go around. It's not rocket science.
queueupladeez 5 months ago
Love it!!(:
15stargaze 8 months ago
u look alot like kevin mchale from glee :)
TwilightHamsterLlama 1 year ago
Ohhh your adorable <3
TwilightHamsterLlama 1 year ago
Carlos, I think you're sooo adorable :D Your vids make me lol :)
(this isn't for that kiss butt thing cause i'm late anyway. Just wanted to say!! <3)
NaLaMe963 1 year ago
if you wanna listen to your own music at MY party . . . go home and sit your room!!!!!!!!!!!
sweetstinglover 1 year ago
your to cute man! XD
GummY7bear 1 year ago
hi Carlos
when you'll announce the winner???
I can't wait
pepermint26 1 year ago
(CONTINUED) He has got it all and he can even make me laugh, and let me tell you that is hard thing to do! From 'Tampons are Dildos' to 'Pimple puss and Vomit Swallowing' this guy will make you fall out your chair from laughter and make your mind wonder. Find him on Youtube under Carloslikesrobots. We love you Carlos! Lets go get some taco bell! THE END! :) -jackie
ClassieJackie 1 year ago
(CONTINUED) Once you get a 'dose' ;) of him you will fall in love with his quirky attitude and amazng personality instantly! He does everything! He makes music, he post videos, he talks about awkward moments, he has a great sense of fashion, and hes gay! Who doesnt love a gay man? :D (CONTINUED)
ClassieJackie 1 year ago
I would fail math to bond with you.
I don't care what Ms. Norbury thinks.
Best compliment ever? Duh.
bummercucumber 1 year ago
Haha Idk if the comment contest is still going, but in keeping with this video's theme, the best compliment I can think to give is:
I would totally let you put your iPod on my iHome whenever you want, and without fear of bad music.
:)
koakoa8 1 year ago
carlos ur so cute i wish i lived with u and we can get married and have children i love u i wish u knew me in real life
thescarydancer 1 year ago
"God" is the addition of all points of view in this universe... Well of course... it is 90% made by you, and 10% made by the 7 billions of others...
karlofun26 1 year ago
'little prick'
tonndan 1 year ago
Luv ur pc :D
Nats0Jo 1 year ago
it's a macintosh. but thanks!
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago 3
CarlosLikesRobots is so amazing that Perez Hilton should be kissing his ass. :P right? right? :]
FALLINGintotheSTARS 1 year ago
@FALLINGintotheSTARS I am sure he would love to! LOL
doobiesmoke15 1 year ago
bitch, i don't wanna listen to any country music.
:)
abercrombiebliss 1 year ago
Carlos your are the cutest most adorablest, smartest guy around:) everything about you is just amazing, your like so smart that your smarter then Enstien. i think your style is just AMAZING, and your so Stunning i swear if my cuzin in law wer 2 see u he'd divorce my cuzin:) your jus so miraculous! its Flabber gasting:) if ther wuz a gay guy Pagent you wood win hands down. Th world with out you would be absolutely atrocious, maybe the world wood end , thnx Carlos 4 al you've dun for this country
alexandshady 1 year ago
I. Love. You.
Im sorry for my unoriginality for expressing my dear love for you.
.....Eh.... No.
T'was a fail.
isismala 1 year ago
I hate country. Its so... :P.
Makes me wanna cut a bitch.
O my jesus I love cardignas. O Mah Gawd.
isismala 1 year ago
You're the butter on my toast, the cheese in my sandwhich, the gravy on my poutine.
s1adders 1 year ago
@s1adders
thats so canadian. lol poutine
bradycyr 1 year ago
How could anybody kiss up more than: "I will do or say whatever you want me to! I promise!" ??? Because I totally would. =P
Zarek49 1 year ago
I am always afraid I'm that guy who asks to play my music from my iPod... because I have musicals galore. and not everyone appreciates them like me!
omg yay for new cameras :D that's so exciting that you're in widescreen!
nah, I'm not gonna suck up.
:P
loserluigi 1 year ago
haha i had to return the camera. it broke very easily. anyway, i'm glad you didn't suck up. it wouldn't feel right. two more weeks till i get to see your fucking face again :D
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
OMG the suspenders are so cool
Well a i`m from Mexico so i dont know if i can participate in the contest, but i have to tell you that i admire the way you dress, you have an amazing Utube channel, all your videos are funny (The one i love the most is the one about mean girls, because i do that too) we have a lot in common like the music we like and that just makes me realize that im amazing because you are amazing and im not just writing these beacause of the contest is because i think so :D
davo2105 1 year ago
I think you're great, Carlos. Everything you do is art. I wake up in the morning and thing, "What can I do today to be more like Carlos?" I bought an america apparel hoodie because you make them rad. If you told me to chop my own arm off, I probably would. Basically: you are absolutely fantastic.
iseececi 1 year ago
You are an amazing person. You make my life complete. Every day I wake up and think "I wish I knew Carlos in real life". You rock my socks. All. Day. Long. I have loved every one of your videos. You are one of the funniest youtubers that I have ever had the privilege of watching. Perhaps one day I will be as awesome as you.......but I doubt it. You are beast. You are amazing. You make every day a beautiful array of surprises. You give me a reason to live and to get up in the morning. I <3 YOU!
liz987951 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you said an American Apparel Hoodie before not that ugly cardigan!
oscarrs13 1 year ago
blocked :D
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
Not only are you an amazing singer (Which isn't even sucking up, it's the truth,) you have an amzing sense of style and an awesome personality.
You're pretty much an inspiration for gays everywhere, also. I love your glasses. Your hair. I love how you appreciate your subscribers so much that you have these kick ass contests.
But most of all, I love your awkward stories, and I love how you brighten my day <3
thelaughingcorpse13 1 year ago
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thelaughingcorpse13 1 year ago
You're the only man I know that can make me O-face. You're that special to me Carlos. Can I sing you a song?
No I can't, because I'm not musically talented, but if I could I would to show my worship and devotion to you and your brand spanking new widescreen camera. Heck, no matter what lens you shoot your videos from I still adore you. Your hair makes me jealous, as much as your facial structure does.
If I had the money, I would get plastic surgery to look just like you. You're that amazing.
boybellyinflator 1 year ago
i lost the game.
ninjabanana29 1 year ago
@ninjabanana29 noooooooooo!!!!!
NTHcats 1 year ago
Love the CommunityChannel-esque opener.
coeurdechoeur 1 year ago
Every time you post a video, a child in Africa is fed because you radiate like the stars shine for the blind.
edgehaedjr 1 year ago
You're like a less Asian (but equally ethnic) Natalie Tran.
JollyGreen303 1 year ago
That is the best bow tie ever! you have such a great fashion sense. i guess it's just a fact that all people named Carlos are amazing. and don't even get me started on your glasses. Dayumm. they are so sexy. your music is wonderful. the lyrics are so deep, they reach into me and touch my soul. and that lighting bolt in the O of your name? FUCKING GENIUS! you are so creative. and i love how you quote mean girls all the time, that movie is amazing. i could go on forever about how great you are. <3
emosewa90 1 year ago
You're my favorite gay guy on the planet ever. I loooooove you so much that I whore your vids around on facebook! :D I'm being completely honest when I say that I wish I knew you in real life because I've always wanted a gay best friend and you're just flat out amazing. I mean really, you're AMAZING. I LOVE YOU!
nesskiyuu 1 year ago
aww thanks!! <3
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
You do know that the world revolves around you. Like, you are the single coolest person EVER! If you had a nickle..no a penny for every bit of awesome-hotness you have you would be the richest person in the world, like take all the 'rich' people and times it by a million. Your youtube videos should be winning Grammys, Oscars, and every other awards out there. I see people saying if there were more of you the world would be better, they are wrong, we only need one of you to make the world cool!
sampsonrgt 1 year ago
Dearest Carloslikesrobots,
First off, you are absolutely adorable. Your style epitomizes all that I strive to have, only in male-form. You have beautiful eyes and perfect hair. I think you could even pull off a pair of acid-wash jeggings!
Secondly, I love your sense of humor! I swear I could watch your videos all day long, nearly peeing in my pants the entire time!
I love you like a fat kid loves cake...I love you like a plaid skirt on nothing.
You are a blessing, and nothing less! :]
crispyglitter 1 year ago
carlos, your v-neck is so sensible.
TeganES 1 year ago
Next time someone tries to put shitty music on at your party, I'll betch slap them and say BOO YOU WHORE! So you don't have to have to be get your hands dirty deny them = ]
Grimwoodsalvi 1 year ago
You are the coolest person I have ever seen and have the privilage to come into internet contact with. I love how cute you are and how funny your videos are. And your tags are so funny, it's like an extra to the video! You could totally look good in absolutely anything and I never leave a comment because I'm afraid I might sound stupid even though you are an amazing person who doesn't judge people unless you know them. I am not worthy to leave a comment!
MammaMia 1 year ago
lol "little prick!" :D
anywho
love you! :)
lizalovesbillkaulitz 1 year ago
love your hair js
meachy13 1 year ago
Oh wow i just realized the bottom bar thing ! trippy :]
yaboyeric 1 year ago
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT?!
lol
Lindsay12287 1 year ago
Baby Your beautiful. There's nothing more to say :)
hwswsr1000 1 year ago
Every sec,every min,every hour!I check to see if there are new uploads/updates on Tumblr!DailyBooth!Youtube!Twitter!Randomizer!Just to get a dose of Carlos!Oh how your voice,your thoughts are the defibrillator to my heart...i just wouldnt live!" Wow,you look really beautiful."I call American Apparel HQs evryday telling them how YOU should be their permanent model on ad campaigns!So beautiful I know you are your own species+ if there was just 1 more Carlos the world would be an even better place.
candyisc00l 1 year ago
I need that bow tie.
Carlos I know God didn't intend to make anyone perfect. But he damn got right close to it. Your flawless baby =D
ThatsHellaTooMuch 1 year ago
1:32- "bottom bar?" is that like a nightclub for twinks? :D
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. apparently I'm 10 years old.
onethousandsteps 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!! oh my god. this made me laugh so much. i love you!!
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
I love you too! Orgy yeah? haha
ThatsHellaTooMuch 1 year ago
haha love you, too! <3333
onethousandsteps 1 year ago
MMMMMMWWUAAAA!!!! i just kissed ur ass. how was that? lol <3
Laraandloveforevry1 1 year ago
Dear Carlos Garcia:
You are the most gorgeous human being out there, no one could ever be more gorgeous than you. You have amazing style and everything about you is perfect. I need you more than a flower needs rain and more than a fish needs water. You complete me. You're so robotic and I love it. You're soo amazing. You're so protective about the gay community and other charities. You're such a strong human being. You sing like an angel. I love love love love love love love love love you! <3333
TreyTasticc 1 year ago
I'd stick it in ya and wouldn't complain. :) haha
BrianMaber 1 year ago
When I check my subscription box, and I see you've uploaded a new video, my heart flutters. Your voice sounds like the chirping of birds, and you hair glistens like the ocean on a sunny summer day. Your taste in music and fashion is fantastically fab, and you your jokes are sure to put a smile on even the most miserable of faces.
I'm sorry that people are jealous of you, you can't help it that you'r so popular.
simpliste90 1 year ago
Carlos, you are the GREATEST youtuber on the face of the planet. How you don't have more subscribers, I'll never understand. You are the man who gave me good taste in music, and you are a god. No no no, you ARE God. And if you aren't God, then I don't know if I can live on this earth anymore. You are king of the gays and the apple of my eye. Carlos, I love you with all my heart and all of your ideas, and videos, and collabs are amazing. :)
atllover1104 1 year ago
Oh, and I forgot to say that the widescreen cam is even more flattering to you than the old camera. And if I was lucky enough to know you, I would quote Mean Girls with you all the time.
atllover1104 1 year ago
Gosh, I was so blinded by your beauty that once again I forgot to say something! You are the human form of sex. I could say so much more, but looking at you is distracting me so I think I'm gonna have to stop there.
atllover1104 1 year ago
Carlos, when i wake up in the morning, not sure what the point of it all is anymore... Pour my cereal, cry a little bit, ready to die I go to my computer. I go to youtube, and your video appears in my subscription box, a rainbow, after a storm. Not only do you give me the hope to live you give me back my sex drive because your fabulous sense of fashion neve disapoints and your glasses just frame your face beautifully and that v-neck is totally rockin'--btw.
Well, that's all.
peace out.
94lukepl 1 year ago
oooooouh. amazing cardigan.
ignacioivanalvarez 1 year ago
Deareest Carlos,
I love you more than red neck children love the Remington bolt-action rifle that God gave to hunt the dinosaurs and the homosexuals, But you would never let them hurt any of your gay brethren because you are a god amongst gays. I love you more than Janice loves seeing teacher outside of school. I Iove you more than Glen Coco. Carlos you are the wind beneath my wings the Aaron to my Cady. I love you Carlos
adamsocraze 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
best part of this video hands down:
'ooooooh, how nerdy!'
tonndan 1 year ago
iiiiiican'twaittobeeeeeeenexttoyounexttoyounexttoyounexttoyoumylover
tonndan 1 year ago
You have the best ideas, I mean two prizes and two competitions, you are too magnanamous, every video you've ever done is fantastic. If youtube was US weekly you'd always be on the cover... am I doing this right? What kind of sychophant would you like me to be?
MrTwentington 1 year ago
My dear, lovable Carlos... you do know that you're the smexiest gay boy ever, right? *nudge nudge, wink wink*
mylovelydame21 1 year ago
aww; i loved when you said "so there you go little robots" :D hope you've had an amazing weekend too. :]
12SONI12 1 year ago
Will someone tell Carlos his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Jayyycubbb 1 year ago 4
You always give the best prizes
standardwhiz 1 year ago
this is my comment i will brush your teeth with my tongue that how much i love you
cortezthemusic 1 year ago
Carlos, I was surprised to see you had to do a second take of something you recorded, I thought when youtube gods like yourself made a video that the stars aligned to produce videos by themselves.
sighmoansays 1 year ago
lmao! i think i just blushed.. kudos, sir. kudos.
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
what's the song we have to sing too?
heathersarus405 1 year ago
Fag Hag by Lily Allen :D
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
@carloslikesrobots I LOVE THIS SONG! Challenge accpeted!
heathersarus405 1 year ago
hahaha! yay!!!
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
I love you<3
heathersarus405 1 year ago
You reallly like American Apparel eh? =P
RaveFrostfire 1 year ago
haha! i do! i'm a big fan of american made clothing AND i love giving lol put those together, the result is me giving away american apparel lol :D
carloslikesrobots 1 year ago
Personally not an American Apparel fan... But that could be because I'm Canadian...
Bwehehe jk. It's just not my style. But awesome that you give stuff away! =D
RaveFrostfire 1 year ago