Mormon Jesus

[AlxCrshr101]

jesus isn't real!

[cedonullidude]

Great mix. It deserves some radio air time.

[mrantitrollguy]

JOSEPH TIME = HAMMER SMITH.

[DonnerChu]

Can you post the lyrics? :D

[TwoCamelsInATinyCar0]

JOSEPH SMITH

[akatosh2795]

Joseph Smith was called a prophet (Dumb dumb dumb dumb)...... Thumbs up if you have seen that South Park episode. XD

[TheSandyNub]

xD

[MysticyPhoenix]

Hehehe. I love mormons. XD

[SammEater]

Holy... this still exists?! The last time I watched was before Igiulamam was banned, it's nice to see this video again, thank you.

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

Mormon Jesus was born on MormonJesusmas.

[TheGloriousMrBull]

Happy birthday, Mormon Jesus!

[CombineHgrunt]

best

[institutionalized66]

press 5

[ninjamitsuki]

Igiulamam made this originally.

Please give him/her credit!

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

Hey, you need to give credit to Igiulamam for creating this originally.

[lilrafi22]

"Stop-- MORMON TIME!!!"

WAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Morveyn]

This cured my cancer.

[Irishthunder16]

have sex with a virgin to provide more MORMON JESUS

[sadmachine]

ROMNEY 2012

[KamikazeOrange]

Download?

[saxaphonedude]

hahahaha okay im mormon, and of course this cartoon was BS, but this version rocks! haha

[flwheel3]

Funny Stuff

[InfectiousShroomKid]

I approve the proposal of the Mormon Jesus. Stop Mormon time.

[jennyheei]

fuck yea!

[featheredice]

10 hour version please

[jssu1]

84 are mormons

[Amnamnimnus]

@SayNoToTheism

You must be a Youtuber

[jediclone]

Poorly edited and executed. A big steaming pile of incoherent misinformation.

[nkelly1432]

@jediclone You must be mormon...

[SayNoToTheism]

@nkelly1432 You must be a Brony faggot.

[monkeyboyinc76]

@SayNoToTheism You must be a Parasprite.

Or just extremely closed minded. I'm going to go with the second, considering your channel is plastered with facts about black people that portray them in a negative light. Your name doesn't exactly help either.

But seriously, You're against religion, you're against homosexuality, you're seemingly against black people and you're even against My Little Pony! I don't understand how so much hate can be contained within one person.

[SayNoToTheism]

@monkeyboyinc76 I'm sorry for not following the party policy of love and tolerance for all, please don't send the Gestapo to apprehend me.

[monkeyboyinc76]

@SayNoToTheism It's too late, I already have.

[Mikkael365]

@monkeyboyinc76

why the fuck do you give a shit i mean, its the internet, do i really have to explain this. none of this has any relevance in real life, so stfu, sop being a bitch, and smoke a bowl, or what ever the fuck you use to get plastered, you parasite fuck. be happy i wasted my time for you, dumb sheeple retard.

BTW: My response will mos likely be lol, lulz, cool story bro or X tard name.

Good Day

[monkeyboyinc76]

@Mikkael365 Not only did you waste your time for me, but you replied to a month old comment.

So basically, Cool Story Bro (lol).

Good Day.

[Mikkael365]

@monkeyboyinc76

Good day sir

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

every time this is viewed a morman gets their wings

[crizyheartschucks]

lungs. hurt.

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

...so that's how magnets work.

[Gagi420]

Take religion as seriously as this video.

[gagatyp09]

Lol you made this day fun:DDDD

[troy7531]

My name is Troy, a guitar player, and swimmer and I am Mormon Jesus

[XCyrusTheVirusX]

1:30 to 1:33 = lol...The Jesus of Mormonisoim....lololol

[XCyrusTheVirusX]

@XCyrusTheVirusX *Mormonism*

[ColaEuphoria]

WHY IS THIS SO AWESOME

[SayNoToTheism]

@ColaEuphoria Because Joseph Smith had sex with Mormon Jesus.

[reviewreviewer1]

@SayNoToTheism You truelly are a troll you ignore what I say, you call your speculation and opinion facts and my sources made up opinions, and you insulrt and swear at me for having a different opinion, Mulletpuppet!!!!!

[DrayFan12]

@reviewreviewer1 lol, Mulletpuppet?

[Glary17]

@ColaEuphoria Because this have so cool remake of so cool song and this spooky cartoon

[kdwormy]

oh internet...

[dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg]

JOSEPH SMITH.

[crackthecorn]

@dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg that's MC JOSEPH SMITH to you ...

[LauROARRR]

I'm a Mormon, and I find this hilarious.

[TheRivetthead]

its kind of funney but a mormen might be offended

[blakrhinofilms]

@TheRivetthead

I'm mormon and it doesn't offend me. I think any mormon who's seen the original (ridiculous) cartoon would find this hilarious.

[TheRivetthead]

@blakrhinofilms yeah your right

[TJ5897]

@TheRivetthead What's even funnier is that you didn't spell funny or Mormon right.

[hydrosav2007]

Hahahaha, I love this video, cracks me up every time! MORMON TIME. 916 sac town!

[malakianmania]

how awesome is this!=D

[omniputance]

igiulamam

[rabidm0ng0se]

holy shit thats good

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned you are a heathen and that it's Mormon Jesus time.

MORMON JESUS MORMON JESUS MORMON JESUS

Your faithful student,

Mormon Jesus-I mean, Twilight Sparkle

[Psychokitten67]

One thing that mormon jesus video has in it's favour is the animation isn't that bad

[RAVECRIB9t4]

Lyrics thanks!!

[Evilstrikerx]

0:05

[RayquazanEmmisary]

MORMON JESUS, HEBREW JESUS, REGULAR JESUS, AND ATHIEST H8TER JESUS ARE LED BY SUPER-MECHA-DEATH-CHRIST IN THE GOD-SQUAD

NOW SUCK MY DONGLE

[foxmcloud555]

@RayquazanEmmisary Where does raptor jesus come into it?

[RayquazanEmmisary]

@foxmcloud555 He came into it when he was concieved by the unforgiving cold-hearted soul-less entity known as the INTERNET. He now is wrestling Harold Camping in heaven. He is winning at the moment, with his opposition's top comment being "I didn't revise my calculations enough!"

[Seranis]

@mhaelk Yeah search for "banned mormon cartoon".

[johnac2010]

mormon jesus=pimp

[mihaelkYeah]

where is the real audio from? I could never find it =/

[anusappeltje]

@mihaelkYeah MC Hammer - Can't Touch This.

[mihaelkYeah]

@anusappeltje No, I don't mean the song. That one I know. I mean the mormon Jesus thing =/

[MatthewSychantha]

@anusappeltje superfreak-rick james. your mind is blown

[CutMan567]

Press 5

[deltamatt001]

at 1:04 mormon jesus is having a good time

[hotelmario510]

I propose a new saturday-morning cartoon series: Christ Squad! featuring: Original Jesus, Mormon Jesus, Anti-Jesus, Anime Jesus, and Super Mega Death Christ 2000. It'll be a hit!

[daemo28]

jajaja esta bueno muy bueno el video jajaja

[AxleCarp]

I don't know what's funnier - this video, or the fact that this is what actual Mormons believe.

[OneSlapSalad]

igiulamam?

[inaneRex01]

not as exciting as i thought it might be - me, physically abusing mormons, is still more fun

[DemoraX]

so wait, who was this about again? :)

[DissenteensInRevolt]

Today I am truly proud to be a Net denizen.

[rickgigliotti]

The "Mormon jesus" is a totally different Jesus from the Bible. The Jesus in the Bible is the only savior you would want.

[Coulben]

@rickgigliotti I'll pass on that offer. The only saviour I would want is a real one. Stop pushing religious views on people. :P

[ComradeGraty]

Stop! mormon time!

[grip777]

I think the breakdown at 1:40 sounds like the ghostbuster theme song!

[MrRoadkill824]

"Had sex with a Persian in order to provide more Jesus"

1:20

[nothingtoyouatall]

STOP ...magic underweartime

[TheStrawberryLolicon]

Mormons believe in Mormon Jesus

[highhitler1]

i love the internet

[THOMASkaaz]

i lol'd when lucifer started breaking it down

[Kinaryn]

STOP

Mormon time.

[afrokirby]

is it wrong that was kind of badass

[im18biatches]

1:04 Hail to the Pedo-Smile

[jinnwarior]

MORMON GEEZUHS

[taistelutomaatti]

I want an album quality mp3 of this.

[Wamboo101]

LOOOOOL xD

[WarezRUs]

marmenjises

[bradkey98765]

I think mormon jesus is a pretty cool guy. eh has 3 wives and doesnt afraid of anything

[MormonJezus]

@bradkey98765

Thank you, that means a lot.

[noscopegod]

Wow, apparently Bieber is mormon and bought out Youtube. Thats why they banned him.

[DarkBloodEmo7]

AWESOME

[Munchmessiah]

Approve the proposal of the Mormon Jesus

[coolgame]

1:36 Spock??

[coocoobumbum]

Endless Sex.

sweet Mormon Jesus.

[kingpin311]

Can't stop clicking @ 1:40 and jammin the fuck out

[sam0sier]

I should convert to Mormonism based on this video.

[ccummings4012]

I listen to mormon jesus while doing my homework

[jedisociety]

batman and mormon jesus

[vladalucarddra]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[moccamonster]

I would totally swear allegiance to MC Jesus

[Ryoga2K]

@moccamonster Who would not! hahaha

[Hauntzor]

I like how the subject of this video and your username go hand-in-hand.

[SpinoGod2008]

lol stolen

[ohbombuh]

...produced at least a billion Israelites!

[Clown5336]

if you belong to LDS you are going to HELL

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 lol wow I really want to meet you. You must be really great if you were given the authority to decide who goes to hell!!

[Clown5336]

@medoragrace the Bible says that LDS is a cult it also says that people in cults GO TO HELL

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 really, I've read the entire bible and I never came upon revelation that the LDS religion is a cult. Are you sure you even know what a cult or the LDS religion is? It seems you have been misinformed sir. Perhaps you are thinking of the FLDS who branched off of the LDS church and formed what is classified as a cult.

[Clown5336]

@medoragrace mormons are either stupid or deceived or both

[Ryoga2K]

@Clown5336 Your nickname couldn't be more accurate to describe you, I mean I'm not mormon but you are a fanatic and definitively you don't follow Jesus teachings if you wish anyone to go to hell.

[Clown5336]

@Ryoga2K what i want and what is going to happen are two different things

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 Mormonism is just another church. If you think about it there are a lot of people out there who are stupid or deceived or both. I've been to many different churches and all of them teach something different. They can't all be correct, so why is only mormons that are so myopic?

[Clown5336]

@medoragrace LDS is not Christian

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 From my studies, I learned to be classified as a Christian religion you have to accept Jesus as your savior. Last time I checked the mormon church is centered around Jesus Christ. Now unless they changed their beliefs and religion then they are in fact classified as Christian. I'm not sure what would lead you to believe otherwise.

[Clown5336]

@medoragrace LDS IS NOT CHRISTIAN

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 Okay, whatever you say. You sound very educated. I'm sure you are right since you clearly understand what a Christian is and what the LDS church believes. You are also very clear on what you "know" so I guess I'll leave you alone in all your "rightness".

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 Yes. Actually I know a lot about many different religions, I studied it in college, and I know even more about the LDS church since my sister just joined. They do believe you can get to heaven without the LDS church. In fact I'm pretty sure they believe most people will get to go to heaven. They also believe that people who didn't hear of Jesus will have the opportunity to learn of him after they die.

[medoragrace]

@Clown5336 One thing about the LDS religion though is that they don't believe in the trinity. They believe in three separate beings but still as a godhead. I'm actually finding myself to lean more towards the three separate beings myself.

[nickmansfield1]

@Clown5336 So true. I'm LDS and so proud not to be christian although a lot of members come from that stuff and insist we are. I would like us to be known as The Messianic Church of JC Of LDS. Originally those who loved JC were known as followers of the Way, or so I have been told. Christianity was a later invention. It is associated with the Nicene Creed and usually Sunday worship.

[tbirdpunk]

@nickmansfield1 The term Christian was a derogatory term used by pagan romans for followers of Jesus or the Way prior to the legalization of Christianity under Constantine. The faith whether you term it as "the way" or "Christianity" is still the same faith. The Nicene Creed was a way of stopping the heresy of Arianism from spreading. I recommend "A History of Christian Thought" by Justo Gonzalez if you're interested in the History of the Christian Church and its development.

[nokasus]

@Clown5336 u mad cuz u bad

[ImLDSRU2]

Regarding the film this video was cribbed from, the non-denomination National Council of Christians and Jews wrote:

The film does not - in our opinion - fairly portray the Mormon Church, Mormon history, or Mormon belief. It makes extensive use of "half-truth," faulty generalizations, erroneous interpretations, and sensationalism. It is not reflective of the genuine spirit of the Mormon faith.

[bobmuffins]

THE BEST 404 PAGE EVER

[elitenateperson]

No, Theism, I AER DEIST!

[SkelaSnave]

Endless Sex

[tienen23]

Mormon Jesus is almost as good as Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

[Daelock]

Anyone else think the narrator sounds a LITTLE like Stan Lee?

"When I was writing about the Mighty Marvel Mormon Jesus..."

[nihonjon]

68 mormons watched this

[Argama]

Who was the original maker of the video and sound?

[hernhillrebel]

@Argama It's from the 1981 film "The Godmakers."

[airdaleva42]

doesent make a lick of sense, but a hoot to watch

[doktorzoom]

I believe the Hammer Slide to be divinely inspired.

[skeletor1358]

"Mormons believed in Mormon Jesus"

[LDS4Life71]

@skeletor1358 lol the Mormon Jesus = Mayan Jesus

So that puts Mormons in good company.

[GiveMeMoarDesu]

This is fucking brilliant, good work.

[LDS4Life71]

Atheism is a disease!

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@LDS4Life71

Says the guy who believes black people were neutral in a space fight between demons and white people who were the children of celestial sex... You need to get your head checked out.

[Solidifacous]

I'm going to break into a Mormon church and play this.

[LDS4Life71]

@Solidifacous You don't have to break into a Mormon church, just go there.

[GTBurns48215]

1:16 this video start to GET DOWWWWN.

[891jerry]

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MORMOM TIME!!

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

Mormon Jesus.

[tanddproductions]

M-M-M-Mormon Jesus.

Joesph Smith. Ohhh ohhhhhhh oh ohhhhh.

[devildante9]

Can't anyone post the lyrics?

I can't find them

[1Hol1Tiger]

DL Link?

[Sabohaque]

Notice all the angels are white blond women. That's mormonism.

[spencerjgRPG]

It feels so wrong but i can't stop laughing

[rifleman0123]

@spencerjgRPG I agree with this guy, i feel so wrong but i falled of from my chair and laughed my ass of :D

[janitus87]

Damn, can't stop listening to this :D

[drstikit]

0:44- 0:48

"Endless sex

All by

The God of Mormonism

And his Wives"

[firegarden90]

MORMON JESUS

[gallowaygrumblefield]

Brilliant!

[mmmmmboys]

why does Mormon Jesus look like he is at a strip club look at that seedy smile it looks like he is looking at some nice tittes and a fine ass

[gallowaygrumblefield]

@mmmmmboys Mormon Jesus blinks slowly, seductively, because he's getting ready to ask you if you want a blow job.

[SayNoToTheism]

@gallowaygrumblefield I want your babies.

[SylarXII]

@SayNoToTheism you can have mine its a pain in the arse

[bassgenius1]

produce some golden tablets already!



Silly Mormons. I would like to see just one piece of evidence that the Mormon reli