David Lynch - Weird Daily Weather Report

[disassociate1]

Please check out the trailer to our upcoming feature film {EXODUS} in melancholia . An avant-garde mixed media film by the Disassociative Collective's M. Woods. Also, check out our vimeo channel linked on our page. Influenced by Lynch, Bergman, Jodorowsky, Tsukamoto, Rivette, Cronenberg... etc... Thank you very much for your viewership. Upcoming show at the Manhattan Inn Feb 13th 10PM

[alasyon]

Wow, how great. Where can I buy the full version?

[Stranglehold432]

This video is relevant to my wet dreams.

[ghostexplor3r2B]

Try the dare on 13horror.com - it will absolutely fucking terrify you.

[EnzoFuturistic]

Still, no one is able to prove this was done at david lynch's place.

[berniemacster]

much more intriguing than the weather channel

[ostrovisky]

i'm not sure how i got here... but not sure i want to leave either..

[yoshpit222]

Condom-Head?

[GRINDHASSUS]

yep... on the weird part of youtube again...

[baapkastyle]

i masturbated to this.

[japandisd]

つまんね

[ProEdit7x]

Partly cloudy.

[LunaSeaSane]

Road kill poking out from your legs?

Ooo; lodgy.

[christophebassett]

Yes. ?. No. ?. Alright you got me yes.

[eleventeenass]

oooo, so it was rainy. I get it!

[estebanottodream]

jajajajjaja realmente perturbador ._.

[dullath]

he is so good at dragging 'whatever' from the pia matter in my brain, spitting on it, caressing it, stomping on it punching it, singing it a sweet song and then mincing it with a handy kitchen knife for the little baitfish swimming at the surface of the sea.... at night..... no moon.... but warm pie and hot black coffee first......... this creature upsets me.... i don't think i'll watch it again. for a while, anyway

[StrangerToEarth]

@dullath You upset me. Are you insane?

[dullath]

@StrangerToEarth sorry about that... no upset intended... negative energy has no upside and is only embraced by fools so accept my apology if my comment, meant to be humorous, sent dark energy your way. now then, your channel perhaps needs a bit of editing. you say your age is 24.. you say, and i quote, '...because they haven't seen your face or your room...' see the problem? your room??? lololol you're either 24 living with mom & dad -loser- or a liar. please try to see the good in life

[Aepotheosis]

@StrangerToEarth that kind of rambling style of writing is very characteristic of schizophrenics.

[StrangerToEarth]

@Aepotheosis Yeah, see: "sorry about that...no upset intended", and contrast with 'lololol you're either 24 *insert youtube insult of the year 2005*. It's like me when I didn't know i was a troll.

So he's a schizophrenic time capsule and part-time rickroller.

[casestudyification]

Thank you....Thank you for a raining eggs.

[EroticVultures]

@casestudyification lol he is saying that isn't he?

[casestudyification]

@EroticVultures Who knows what the heck this weirdo is saying!!

[theraveniscool]

I have the weirdest boner on my head...

[penuspangus]

I once fucked a cyber idiot with a pierced scrotum outisde the rave party copulating with animals. My generation sucks.

[TTSmylevel97]

I saw something like this in The Shining......

[TheNorriez]

bastard he said the chance of rain was 20 % it rained all day

[ToBeFedVideos]

This wasn't much of a weather report.

[BadBoyCardo]

WTF SeriouslY bro.

[Horrorbuff2]

Hello Kids. Help Me Look For My Legs.

[otolol]

i put rus lang on my keyboard ылволфытмсьб! AWESOME

[mikandmeli]

puta...

[ZxAnubizX]

@mikandmeli JAJA

[xXPsychoticMonkeyXx1]

its one of the things that stare at you through the farmhouse windows.

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

WTF is on the table tiny balls of crack

[JoNaThAn117]

"And for our weather report, we go to Ollie Williams! Ollie?"

[kevinmarquez19]

@JoNaThAn117 IS RAININ SIEWAYS!

[JoshJamesification]

You should have set this to "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"

[rockxman93]

this is not arousing at all

[Ichiboy900]

The word "Weird" wasn't necessary, you could've just called it "David Lynch Daily Weather Report", and I then we would've got the point.

[mootbooxle]

@Ichiboy900 yeah, weird+ David Lynch would look like NBC news. This is normal+David Lynch.

[poiuytroop]

Looks like Big Mac Tonight.

[southstar66]

Ok

[Nosdormu]

I can masturbate to this.

[chaoticjuju7]

Approved.

[Kidzilla99]

I guess it's gonna be sunny.

[MrLazyEyes]

PLANET OF THE APES 5: CONFIRMED!

[Dranzel]

Weird doesn't even start to describe this video

[GrawrawrLPs]

HUHU ROCCO RITE GUISE? HURR Shut the fuck up kids, fuck off fucking fuck I don't care I'm having fun noone can stop me

[Comeback64]

@GrawrawrLPs ROCOCOA BOTTAY

[JediFan421]

The Elephant Man 2...Coming December 21st, 2012.

[Konyo116]

Hello if you're reading the comments while watching the video on account of nothing is really happening.

[Vitacia]

@Konyo116 hi mate

[AntagonizePhilms]

oh rocco

[AngusKSThomsen]

Why Rocco??

[ACEgrand629]

Oh Rocco 

[manofiorn]

Nobody cares if you watched it because Rocco favorited it.

[TheBardonator]

@manofiorn Yeah people do care

[manofiorn]

@TheBardonator Do you know what's a good song? We Care A Lot by Faith No More.

[otolol]

whats this? why Rocco is waching such things

[psypsynos]

@otolol lolol i watched this video coz of Rocco 2 ^_^

[dmng825]

fuck thats creepy as shit.

[kinslowdian]

Looking at those pills, that must be some headache :(

[M23MATERAZZI]

scary and ridiculous

[ahhhndy]

Oh fuck no...

[mebeAbigblackdragon3]

WHAT THE??

[Lajla22]

he looks like a spermatozoid xD

[stcusa77]

Ok... NOT good to stumble upon as I lie in bed unable to sleep. Damn You Mr. Lynch!! not only will my dreams be more nuts than usual, all I can hear in my head is, In Heaven everything is fine. And dammit it surely is not!!!

[hoghash78]

Salad Fingers...hello

[blakendecker]

Okay. Looks like I'll be having nightmares tonight

[BenventuresXD]

Looks like I don't need a jacket, thanks David.

[TheAgwoodliffe]

Are those LSD pills on the table?

[JRHartly1984]

Haha genius! I've no idea what's going on...

[nahhandams]

is it weird that i keep pressing replay?

[UltraRobbie]

How did you guys find my friend's sex tape.

[ashtonas89]

whats wrong with 94 people?

[boredoflife227]

What are you a pig polar bear WTF GEEZE

[Plenilunius]

Don't you Guys get it? He is the actual father of the "baby" from eraserhead.

[Plenilunius]

Don't you guys get it? He is the real father of the "baby" from eraserhead, assuming that you saw the movie.

[Monstory]

He sounds like Herbert the Pervert.

[1loveshop]

i'm horny

[Enzd]

what

This is fucking creepy.

[Olgalarge]

precise

[xMCRkilljoy4lifex]

I was not mentally prepared for this.

[grumpycheerleader]

@xMCRkilljoy4lifex

funny

[jbziegler89]

@xMCRkilljoy4lifex hahahahaha



[ElHombreConDosOjos]

[Lesley Stahl on U.S. sanctions against Iraq: "We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"; Secretary of State Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it." — "60 Minutes" (5/12/96)]

[gliddyg]

It's called a "Galoot." 0:42 "One, two. Fermenting eggs."

[dullath]

creepy



[polaroidalwaysfrozen]

fake

[SubconsciousGatherer]

"A busty wind with a chance of pain."

[iheartkidholden]

so should I wear a jacket tomorrow or not?

[possiblymaybenot]

The fact that is does almost nothing adds so much to the disturbingness.

[wodiya]

I don't know about you guys but I wanna fuck it.

[hardToSignUpHere]

@wodiya me too - we can do a threesome if you dont mind, and the thing also does not mind

[iberollin]

Maybe "I can't get up. There's something wrong with my legs."

Thanks DL!

[ZsTARR64]

He looks like he's wearing a giant condom over his head.

And one other thing, what the hell does this have to do with the weather?

But that's just the beauty of Lynch's work, isn't it?

[subsamadhi]

it sounds like he says something about road kill and then something else about eggs. 

[WMartyLikes2Party]

You're very welcome for your legs, sir.

[0R3GAN0]

For anyone feeling too creeped out to keep replaying the last twenty seconds or so, I believe he's saying "Thank you... thank you for my legs."

[dilps]

I like this guy. He's a weird normal dude but not destructive, just destructive in scenes in his films.

[artemary]

I think he says:" thank you thank you for my legs"

what do you think about it?

[cactusnoturno]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[directorlog]

lynchy whats the report? lol

[MassiveJungle]

so what does the rabbit say?

I thought I heard it say something about its legs...

[waxo86]

I cannot even look it to the eyes, it disturbs me so bad...

[skullgame]

Hah! Love Lynch, but sometimes even I think his stuff is just too weird for its own good. Not that that's a bad thing, because he always entertains me. Except for that one time I said "let's watch Rabbits!".

[twinesound]

Seems normal to me.

[wickedfeylady]

I don't care who the fuck made this, it's unsettling.

[kalimaganeshshivan]

Looks like an alien albino monkey on the hardest of drugs, heroin!

[greggarypeccary1]

it needs a hug

[La77a]

David Lynch is a cinematic surrealist of the darkest hue. It disturbs, it challenges, therefore it works. Eraserhead is in my opinion one of the most disturbing films i have ever seen. Its almost incomprehensible but it touches something that lays mostly hidden. Dune isn't a great film no, but some of the imagery and style is beautifully lavish. That's Lynch, he doesn't mainline entertainment. 

[laladuplex]

genius! you can breathe the air in that place!

[agwoodliffe]

What did he say?

[SkeetInTheHeat]

alright, mr. lynch, now just what the fuck was that?

[Torstved]

I diddent get it :P

[Podenejny]

He's a genious!!!!!

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

LOL

Thank you all. Thank you for my eggs.

xD!

[eraserheadtoker]

whoa.......................

[toddplum]

check ut my dark fetisistic symbolic vids

[YungZ905]

this isnt david lynch

[TheCWPFilms]

"Thankyou. Thankyou for my eggs."

[TrenzorZ]

Makes me want to check erasurehead for some reason. David lynch's stuff must be pretty creepy

[TwoCows23]

@TrenzorZ That is the understatement of the century. By all means, watch Eraserhead. Also watch Mulholland Drive. Do yourself a favor though and stay away from Dune, unless you want a cheap laugh or two.

[ultraguy14]

@TwoCows23 Eraserhead? You mean the retarded, pointless, over hyped movie that has absolutely no meaning what-so-ever? It's possibly the worst time I've ever spent doing anything, I would rather take my fist and eat it than watch eraser head for even 10 minutes.

[TwoCows23]

@ultraguy14 cool story bro

[Andromeiylochk]

@ultraguy14

You don't need to be so provocative, if you don't like it, fine. Some people do like it. You don't need to talk down on them over something as simple as what movies they like.

Why are there people like Frank? Why are there people like Ultraguy14? Why is there so much trouble in the world?

[ultraguy14]

@Andromeiylochk Except the movie is so awful it shouldn't even exist. It was made it the 70's so he was probably main lining cocaine at the time the movie was made. There aren't any people like Frank because if there were they'd have killed themselves long before they had a chicken dinner that started bleeding all over the place.

[Andromeiylochk]

@ultraguy14

I can understand what you mean... I hate, hate, HATE the horror movie Wolf Creek. The movie is litterally nothing but driving for 90 mins with only one scene of "suspense". And yet it seemed kinda popular when it was released. I guess it's all about taste. Personally, I love David Lynch and I love Eraserhead. And i'm glad it exists because it intrigues me and I feel I can find meaning in it.

[ultraguy14]

@Andromeiylochk I can't even pretend to be crazy and angry with you.

[Andromeiylochk]

@ultraguy14

Ahahaha XD

I'm sorry for messing that up for you...

[RZK4Evr]

If you walked in a room and saw this in front of you, what would you do?

[johnrunion]

sock puppet therapy gone terribly wrong.

[Erey15]

wtf thats fucking wierd

[thegreatreverendx]

He just sits there.

[AlonzoMartinez11]

that really works well. be great if he had an entire news program.

[punkska8]

this scares the shit out of me.

[cymbeli]

k wth

[RisingVapre]

Ohhh man.. I'm never watching the weather reports again... Thanks daveee.

[omfgxphoebe]

I don't get it. But i like the mask. it's cute

[asraiiii]

TE AMOOOOOO

[bigvuch]

Get out of my head, David Lynch!! GEEET OUUUTTT!!!

[variable2102]

God bless him.

[agwoodliffe]

What the fuck goes on in Lynch's head? Has he got a secret stash of LSD on-hand when making these?

[TADGELL]

meh

[electronicmedium]

a pallid mask and a giant sock on the head

[proofOFLife]

I think this is funny. Maybe I have a weird sense of humour.

[MrtIstheLionKing]

The weather is nice. You can hear birds and the sun starts shining.

[donniefrank11]

can anyone tell me what... ehmm... IT(?) says in the end?

Thanks!

[Mawii009]

@donniefrank11 My perception, but I heard « Thank u, thank u for my legs » LOL.

[jg7368]

@Mawii009 to me it sounds like "hello kids, help me look for my legs"

[thewickedrobot]

@jg7368 I agree. I think it is...

[ShowtekGER]

are you sure this was made by lynch?

[patrockdings]

@ShowtekGER I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

[tarantulady]

I think I love this guy.

[MillaHead]

Whats wrong captain bucky o hare

[agwoodliffe]

Where does Lynch get these ideas from?!

[clownmakemesmile]

I dont get it... But I do like that mask.

[BubbleStinkBoy]

Get to the weather already.

[ScarlettPluto]

hahaha bloody hell!!!!!! ''Thank you...thank you for my eggs''

[DemFox19240]

I seriously thought he was going to jump at me O.o

[joseecuador]

DEJA EL CRAK!

[MSISOAD]

LOL it sounds like he said "Thank you.....thank you for my legs."

[ballsotong]

lol? looks like a dickhead

[Maarow]

Nobody can do creepy and funny at the same time like David Lynch.

[Jesus00000000000]

I've always wondered if the makers of horror and terror get scared sometimes by their own creations.

I realize... I've never met one of them.

[vor92718]

Me: I like to feed women their meals, the only food my girlfriend eats is what comes from my hand. I sometimes make her fast for a day.

I also like to run her on a treadmill for two hours before I have sex with her. I like it when she is weak and sweaty.

I also like to put her in a box where only her head is visible. I then attach a plant to the top of her head.

[Jcolinsol]

@vor92718

Get into therapy buddey

[ScarlettPluto]

@Jcolinsol You ought to watch Nicolas Philibert's 'La moindre des choses' (Every Little Thing) That will help you raise perspective on madness & sanity.

[Jcolinsol]

@ScarlettPluto

Hhm. Consider this. Did I mention madness or sanity?

[ScarlettPluto]

@Jcolinsol I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

[Howlthrug]

The weather reporter needs to stop monkeying around and give us a report.

[wannabeeebee]

My life was going great, then all of a sudden I wake up in a bathtub full of ice in some cheap motel room, & my left kidney is missing... It all makes me wonder... why does the Porridge Bird lay its eggs while in flight?