Schwarzenator "Conan"

[ParagonofReality]

I'm in love with this fucking song.

[6cath6arsis6]

crap

[MseaStormmy]

This songs awesome i dont know what the hell your all talking about

[ulissesns]

The band is good! But the masks are stupids. Take off this shit.

[Vash001]

@ulissesns It was a joke, Conan the barbarian. Conan O'Brian, haha funny.

[rippyondrums]

This is F*ing hilarious!! From the looks of half the comments, a lot of people need to watch Conan The Destroyer. :P

[lindseyhillsbery]

this is going to give me nightmares! conan is creepy enough on his own without this shit!

[ParagonofReality]

I wanna scream like Majin Buu for my next metal project.

26 people hate majin Buu

[persini]

uhuahaha

[Hugh33h]

"Bob Barter, I need you?"

[PSNLetzterSoldat]

sounds like a pokemon

[likeafox15]

clever....laughed my ass off

[karl9864]

want to see some acoustic drumclips of schwarZenato or stOrk

[erpbass6]

Conan The Destroyer drum session /watch?v=i1MvAQLWQFQ

[chachi311]

@karl9864 check out my page for shots of us recording the album in Connecticut.

[JamesENGL]

I want someone to perform this on X Factor. They wouldn't hear and then bleep out ''7 feet of dick''!

[deadlightbulbinc]

Greatest song ever.

[itsahurricane]

God that is disturbing!

[AdrianSnrub]

Nyaaargh! Austrian Death Machine ist so much better!

[waylonbloodskull666]

wtf?!! lol

[myiasis]

stupid... Not funny at all, especially since Austrian Death Machine, who themselves arent good musically or funny, already exist.

[shudderbass]

@myiasis Both bands started around the same time, but Tim Lambesis being in As I Lay Crying got ADM a fast-track to a record deal. Just to clarify, Schwarzenator is NOT a ripoff, they were formed analogously.

[myiasis]

@shudderbass... great.

[joshperree]

thomas lang is god :L

[edyhekul]

lol thanks for the entertainment

[MiSSLONGiSLANDx631]

this is freaking me out man

[classictalesnet]

Where can I download this tune? It haunts my dreams...

[twiztedchild666]

@classictalesnet I'm wanting to now as well

[joeg98]

@twiztedchild666 Their album is on itunes now. check it out

[joeg98]

@classictalesnet Their album is now on itunes. It has some good stuff there. Check it out.

[JohnEatsAirplane]

i love the meshuggah style breakdown

[ThatSkinnyWhiteKid]

I lol'd hard

And surprisingly the music is good.

[LunyAlex]

Alpacas - I'll Kill You - Alpacas! Awesome!!! (/jk)

Song is awesome, can't get it out of my head.

[SliptoFlappy]

This Arnold parody group is way better than Austrian Death Machine. 75% who see this will agree.

[KoRnNot909]

A mix between Meshuggah, SOAD, and 3 Inches Of Blood.. .wtf ;P

[tstw123]

LMAO if you dont get the joke you fail!

RIP ROBERT E HOWARD

[klick2destruct]

Like it :D

[TheCatman94]

You guys are f-ing awesome

[StepGangsta]

no talent!..

[workgrave]

@StepGangsta w/Thomas Lang at drums, do you still insist about no talent?

[SeanSadistiK]

lmfaooooo. one of the best jokes ever.

[HenuLaine]

This has something SOADish

[StepGangsta]

@HenuLaine i think its the way the guy screams or watever

it does remind me of SOAD jst a little bit

[Metalscavenger]

i wtf'd

[brutalbl00d]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

[eggs2112]

Fuck these faggots, ArnoCorps is the real deal.

[metalfan8806]

this shit is so awesome!!! you guys are geniuses hahaha

[bobzero]

this is right creepy.

[teal1500]

lol its weird but funny and cinda cool at the same time

[kkevinC]

Haha i just noticed the singer looks like he has ace ventura hair with the combination of conans hair and his longer hair in the back

[MystiqueProphecy]

better than austrian death machine!

[bobbleheadlimbs]

Thomas Lang is the Drummer

[hardcorejunkieWV]

fuckin awesome. i like it, but austrian death machine is way more better and brutal...

[shudderbass]

I tried to get Conan's writers to watch this before The Tonight Show stopped, but to no avail... It would havebeen epic for Schwarzenator to have been Conan's final musical guest on The Tonight Show...

[phuzzman]

lol

[gleegin]

this.. is the coolest thing ive seen since 'John Falcor and the flame Vag Bags'

[TAMPORAPANTERA]

who are these guys? from what bands, etc?

[StGeorge666]

@TAMPORAPANTERA Shane Gibson on guitar (seond from the right) is touring guitarist for KoRn and a shit hot shredder!!!!!

[onikonoko]

I WANT MOOAAARRR!!!!!!!

[Chodorovski]

they're all with CoCo

[onikonoko]

Funny as shit

[RichSkyWorld]

I wish FNM still were alive, they would sounding pretty the same!! I like it!

[devhellaux]

EPIC..

[dillardsvideos]

i am truly terrified and exited....

[biusomatic]

Rules!!!!!!!!!

[Neil2112]

Thomas Langs drum playing and the Conan heads are priceless.

[coolboyjord1]

korn fail, as i lay dying are awesome, this fails, austrian death machine is awesome :)

[Dreamtheater910]

as i lay dying are metalcore poser bullshit. Hardly real metal.

[wvrmwood]

aural pwnage

[planetlojic]

I can't believe anyone would think this is gay... motherfuckers need to open their mind up.... to brutally awesome shit.

[xmastershake]

screaming like girlymen... arnold wouldnt approve

[SliptoFlappy]

@xmastershake if you even ever seen Conan the Destroyer, the Virgin "who is to be sacraficed" says that. direct quotes.

[xmastershake]

@SliptoFlappy that doesnt mean i want to hear it over a "metal" song. girlyman!

[SliptoFlappy]

@xmastershake than listen to diffrent metal song/band

[SliptoFlappy]

ooo the hostility.

[mxpxboy]

AWESOME!

[SlaytanicSCUMDOG]

this is extremely gay

[OfficialShaneGibson]

says the man with the purple/pink bass.

[SlaytanicSCUMDOG]

umm thats not me dumbass

[123method]

the vocals in this are so tight. Thumbs up, funny and intelligent

[chachi311]

uber gay!

[jbabiuch]

gay

[OfficialShaneGibson]

People who leave comments are lame nobodies with nothing else to do.... bunch of girlie panzy men. why don't you use your time wisely and get some exercise..... nice night for a walk.

[jbabiuch]

you going to take your own advice?

[Ryadriz]

Bah another war of the comments?

If you like it fine.

If not act like a troll and spam the video with hate comments...

[tonytlly]

oh shut tha fuck up you overly educated wanna be schatje79. this vid kicks ass!!! who actually uses petulant fool in a sentence? oh i know.... dick heads like you harvard! or is it yale? how redundant of me to presume that you even went to such a profound school of prestige. go drink a latte and play some chess you fuck stick! hows that for logic?

[Schatje79]

lmao

That was an "interesting" rant and I hope you feel better. Glad you stuck up for the band though!! :D

It seems to have eluded you that I was -not- bashing this band. Quite the contrary. "shaithis77" had some unkind things to say regarding this band which I responded to. I happen to find this song fucking hilarious. The conan o'brien masks really had me going!

So yeah, all give praise to Schwarzenator for giving us some sweet metal :P

[tonytlly]

i'll just be candid schatje79.. ive been arguing with the misses and was about 10 beers deep when i commented last night. guess i was looking for something to make me feel better.. please accept my appologies...

[Schatje79]

Dude, don't worry at all. Takes a lot to get under my skin and like I said....was just glad you were willing to thrown down for a funnyass video like this! :D

Hope things settle between you and the Mrs though!

[coalduststar]

yeah i wish i was mike patton too

[StGeorge666]

great tune, great guitar riffs!!! Shane RoCkS!!!!

[erpbass6]

so Gay-roic!

[Journeyman107]

Yeah this is just weird and very un-ballsy. Cmon, we all know ArnoCorps is still the original and the best. They are better than ADM though, ill give them that much.

[Jhonuary]

I think it's hilarious. I can't wait to hear the other songs. The days when bands had to rely on some stupid record company to "allow them" to put out music are dead. More power to them. It's great.

[Ryadriz]

What is he saying in the begining?

[Sladethetermanater87]

creepy as shit

[OfficialShaneGibson]

pffffffrrrrnnnnt!

[eyina1]

Love it

[sticktrix00]

Pathetic girlie-men. Puny and pathetic.

Ja, but the music has a manly hairy pec's and tight metal glutes.

[rolithesecond]

@sticktrix00

lol, right mr. t xD

[shaithis77]

Yet another Arnocorps ripoff band. So un-heroic.

[3rmorden]

Yeah I mean, it's impossible to have concurrently creative thoughts surrounding one subject with completely divergent musical styles. I totally agree.

[shaithis77]

Ah, sarcasm. The refuge of those without wit. Hate to break it to you, but these guys were admitted Arnocorps fan, who then turned around, and put out this crap. How is that not a rip off? Imagine you write a book about a three-headed rock monster that skateboards. A fan comes up to you, and says how much he loves your story, and then a year later, publishes a story about a three-headed rock monster that skateboards. Oh, right. Concurrent creative thoughts. Sorry. Weak argument.

[Schatje79]

Ironic how the verbally inept always claim others to be witless. Funny how you mention fans and books when because like most arts including writing or music, there are many redundancies in themes and ideas by even the most profound artists who admit influence by those they felt inspired by. The music is original, the lyrics are originals, only the theme was similar. By that rationale, just about everything is a rip-off. You're a biased, petulant fool masquerading behind a mask of false-logic.

[facialmirkin]

so fabulously retarded!!!

[3rmorden]

You don't have to apologize for your weak argument. It's all good. Your ad hominem is revealing though!

1)Arnold is not a work of fiction. He is a man with a moving story behind his life.

2)If Arnocorps created Arnold Schwarzenegger, wrote some songs about him and made him their own, your argument stands.

3)Arnold isn't anything like that three-headed rock monster on a sweet vision deck. He's a public figure and has inspired lots of people in lots of ways.

[OfficialShaneGibson]

these guys SUCK!!!!

so bad!

[SexiBabeiMausi91]

bin so einsam heute jemand lust zu camen mit mir

[lapiska]

Haha, that was freaky.

[666make]

YEAH!!!!!

[bicmed88]

That groove is so addictive

[envenomedcky]

also, while I don't know the backgrounds of all of the musicians in this project, I can tell you that Shane is an award winning guitarist, and plays in the backing band for Korn, and Thomas Lang, well he's just a legendary drummer. Check them out, tards.

[envenomedcky]

Shane, this is is great. keep it up.

[yellowv]

Great stuff Shane. For all you dumbasses that take this seriously get a life. Also for the guys that think they have no talent or are trying to cash in on ADM you should know Shane plays guitar for Korn.

[MrCheezer1]

We know,...and this sh** rocks!!

[chachi311]

If I wasn't so busy sucking at life, I would be trying to suck as bad as these guys do. I guess what I meant to say is...I wish I had no idea what I was doing...cuz it actually looks fun. And at least 8,000 people would actually watch my videos for once...I guess I'm just gonna start sucking ballsack. In fact, I just added it to my resume...Ballsack Pube Flosser - 2003-Present. Where are my Nickelback cd's...I need to listen to some real music...

[3rmorden]

Dude I so agree with you. Initially I thought I had a boner for this band, but then I realized it wasn't because I liked them so much, it was because they were actually deepthroating me. I'll keep my days of the new and seven mary three, you can have these guys!

[chachi311]

I couldn't agree with you more than you currently agree with me. It is amazing what one can do with sarcasm and a good swift kick to the sack. I am so glad I hate these guys that I could cream myself. How did I get -5 thumbs down?? This is the real deal. The real shit deal. Where are my jizzpants. Fuck my asssss these guys eat nuts. Check out a real band sometime everybody...I'll be at the Sum 41 forum if you need to chat...

[LazyMcDoesnothing]

Schwarzenator must do a Conan O'Brien appearance. If anyone from the show is reading this, make it so. DO IT NAO!

[VengefulRonin]

Shitsux. These guys need to stop trying to cash in on the popularity Austrian Death Machine is gaining, they suck.

[TheSender]

never knew conan played so well

[joeg98]

Dig this man! Love the humor in it. Nice groove too! South TX got ya back!!

[Abacorn]

send this to the tonight show please.

[3rmorden]

can't stop watching this. Going to sound brutal live.

[MichaelMcNord]

I don't quite understand all the harsh criticism. This is obviously just dudes having fun; there are more serious things out there for people to pick apart. Personally, this video scared the shit out of me, which is why it's amazing! I laughed my ass off at the "Promise I was Kingdomed..." chorus. Fucking drunken Conan!

[knoxlobster]

your the guy in this band arent you? Korns session guitarist. Man, i loved that band, first band i ever saw live. thanks for taking the time to reply, im pretty humbled by it, i expected more from this condiering whos in the band. and since you asked, my band can be checked out at myspazz /curiouk, i dont expect anything other than critisism in return, were just lads who hobby at music though.

[OfficialShaneGibson]

opinions are like assholes of course... we all have one.

we are just a bunch of assholes having fun, that's all.

[joeg98]

Nice!!!!

[knoxlobster]

for fucks sake, cant anyone get this right? no arno band has reached its potential. arnocorps are musical retardation, ADM is just noise and this is worse than anything i could have tried to make, its almost like someone tried to kill off arno bands by making this.

[OfficialShaneGibson]

yeah..... these guys obviously have no idea what they are doing..... no character, feel, anything..... they should totally quit at this.

they are raping music, and we need to put an end to it.

knoxlobster, i'm sure you can make so much better music than these guys.... got some music to show off? i mean, it's kinda easy to make better shit than this!

[lauriemonk]

I loved it Shane... the masks are awesome... humor!

[rolithesecond]

@OfficialShaneGibson

this is so hilarious how you and t make fun of yourselfes xD epic

[Drzeaius]

This sucks, but those masks are awesome. Conan would be proud.

[snak3yboy]

Austrian Death Machine is much better than this shit

[edwindare]

I'm all up for comedy and stuff, but that's not even close of being funny, or good in any form. Just terrible.

[OfficialShaneGibson]

true, these guys pretty much suck balls...... and bite them off..... like greaser george.... in the stroller.

[erpbass6]

yeah, metal and scwharzenator suck to begin with!

[Deathrashertv]

What's up with these Arnold Schwazenegger parodies? That shit got old in the early '90's back when Arnold was at his peak popularity wise.

Arnocorps sucks too.

[channaliba]

Round 'em up and make them fight to the death. The winner shall prevail.

[gerbilmuncher]

oh god.

You guys actually suck balls.... and do it badly.

Your a good 4 years behind Arnocorps.... and they just do it so much better. Find another niche market band to rip off.

[OfficialShaneGibson]

you are 100% right!...... they do suck balls badly..... lots of complaints..... for example......"you almost sucked my left nut off", and "my scrotum stings a bit!"

they need to work on that.

[darkfiend3792]

I'm not sure if I should be totally scared or totally psyched........

[dfenczak]

A band of mongoloid looking conan o'briens singing about Conan. Big points in the creepy department.

[123method]

This guys voice soo awesome?! Shane GIBSON YEAHHHH Thomas Lang YEAAHHH

[SexyLlama105]

wtf....that was scary.

[ajc1982]

That is fucking awesome!!!!!

[goku013189]

this is great!

[joeldrummer21]

I think I am going to name my soon-to-be-born-child Schwarzenator. Boy or girl... I do NOT care. Schwarzenator will rule the world. I mean my kid, but the band will definitely play the inauguration.

[niallosul]

This is so good!

[bobos01]

thomas you f. pimp!!!!!!

[MetalSanderr]

Haha very funny!

And it doesn't sound bad too!

[thedjentist]

i really don't know what to say... its brilliant! But its going to give me nightmares for weeks ahahaha

[pitolfo]

this is just awesome xD

[FionnMcc]

proper funny!!!

[OfficialShaneGibson]

wow... this might be the BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! or worst... not sure yet.

[Khrysttyan]

heee FTW.. "bombacha"??

hohohoh... shet...

[stitchesss]

Sweeet, I want to see this performed on the Tonight Show :)

[hmmetal]

very nice!

[lordofdoosh]

LOL awesome song, and love the arnold masks

"I'm a cop you idiot!"

[ExcessDan]

that's conan o'brien

[SynphoniesofSickness]

uhhm those are conan masks not arnold masks, lordofdoosh

[KalamitiMusic]

LMAO watched 3 fuckin times hahaha shane gibson rocks.

[SynphoniesofSickness]

this is fucking awesome

[concertjunkie87]

whatever the hell this was, it was awesome

[snapascrew]

wtf is this

[PodmornicaFTW]

dude, thomas lang?!

awessome band.

@guitarDouchebaggery

obviously you havent seen the movie...

Bombatta! I NEED YOU!

[lauriemonk]

yeah he must be 8 feet tall!

[3rmorden]

7 feet tall, and he's a dick.

[facialmirkin]

@MrOnthevirg Drummer is Thomas Lang

[guitarDouchebaggery]

no, it's obviously "Roberta, I need you"

[3rdPlanetsElement]

lol) nice music) you need to do split with "Austrian Death Machine" band))