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  • So far no single creationist theory that I know of has ever been proven wrong... but I also have never heard of any single creationist 'theory' that meets the definition of theory, maybe a hypothesis or two.

  • What baffles me is that those fundies seem to want nothing less than have us go back to the Dark Ages with the Holy Roman (not Spanish) Inquisition and its hunt for thought crime.

    My guess is that would make them so very happy they'd shit themselves (as if they really needed that).

  • @zaxxxon youre so right-well said- I feel the same way- I just cant get around the fact that in the 21st century with all the knowledge and technology we have and are gaining at breakneck speed we even have creationists and the ridiculous debate they (pardon the pun) create-when are they going to get it- there isnt even a debate! One dark age, which lasted over 1000 years was bad enough-no way are we doing it again!

  • Thank you for introducing me to the phrase "rumpy-pumpy".

  • Nice pic of Lote Tuquiri scoring a try at 13:40. One can only hope it was against those ruffians from the Old Dart. Good work again LD. This disgusting prick deserves all he gets. Don't give them an inch, these lying sacks of shit will stop at nothing to destroy the advance of humanity, just for the sake of a few extra coins in the collection plate on sunday. Cunts the lot of them.

  • press 8 for anal rumpy pumpy!

  • what a load of bull shit I can tell you once thing for shore 99.9 % of christians are retarded

  • PPSimmons= Piss-Panted, Simplistic, Idiot, Making, Moronic, Observations, Needs, Slapping. ROFL!

  • @speekez616 LOL- thats really good-love it!

  • @dancingnancy09 All the credit is due to The Living Dinosaur. Its his acronym. But I thought It was pretty hilarious, so I posted it. I almost ruined my monitor and keyboard when I saw it. Never watch these videos and drink hot coffee at the same time.lol !!

  • @speekez616 yes i know what you mean :0)

  • I love this shit.

  • wow, his best point is "we both make mistakes." yet he, for obvious reasons, doesn't address that scientists recognize their errors and correct them and improve their theories, while the creationist ignores that they were incorrect.

  • Notice how PP has disabled ratings and comments on his vids!

    Tipycal creationist, close yr ears, close yr eyes and mumble to yrself that yr fantasy is true.

  • :D from one end of the earth to another !!! XD i pissed myself when I heard that. Guess I shouldn't take a cruise ship voyage around the world or I MIGHT FALL OVER THE EDGE :D:D:D:D:D:D

  • Oh, someone else's gods! I can't stop watching these. It's like porn for brains, and not light, but hardcore from Germany without translation. Beautifully done sir, most beautifully.

  • hahahahhah, once again a stupendously amazing video!!!  I really want to see you slap PP in the face with a real life scientifically reviewed paper, or a bible[lol] to shut his inane drivel up. However i do derive such pleasure laughing my arse off at your briliantly executed rebuttals. I take my hat off to you, if only to help catch some of the shit that would fly straight out of PP's mouth when you do beat him over hte head with an actual scientific paper!! haah

  • The amount of metal band logos and covers in your videos is fun for me in itself.

    After I watch you own idiot creationists first obviously.

  • 10:23 to 10:50 nails it nicely.

  • I LOL so many times during your videos... which is exactly the purpose of your videos.

    Well done!

  • I can't stop watching this series. What I don't understand is why your videos are so under rated and under viewed!

    Well, for what it's worth, I'm putting you in my favorites and will start promoting you on my channel, in the hope that others will do the same.

  • whene aithiests look at bones of tyrannosaurus rex they see bones of a dinosaur .

    christians see bones of jesus :D

  • I've been looking and thoroughly enjoying your HH all night. This is great stuff.

    I just had a though though. Can evolution explain religious beliefs ? It would be interesting if someone researched this subject.

  • @assalane I suggest reading Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion". Oh, and thanks for the kind words. ;-)

  • @assalane If you are still looking for evolutionary explainations of religion Dennett's "breaking the spell" and Harris' "the end of faith" both talk in great detail about the biological and pschological explainations of religion.

  • I love all the graphics. You are an artist. When in the hell do you get them all.

  • Another great vid. I am laughing my butt off here. Thanks again.

  • >Ray Cumfart

    I lol'd

  • YOu have no idea how much i love you for destroying this piece of shit PPSimmons is by far my most hated creationist on youtube.

  • good thing about these vids is shows why home schooling is a bad idea

  • ...But Maggie Simpson tried to murder Mr. Burns!

  • what has this guy got aginst snakes

    he always uses them as an example for lying

    but i doubt a snake has ever lyed as much as old PP

  • I would consider Michael Behe a creation scientist. Not that I think any of his creationist propaganda are true, just that he is a publishing scientist with proper training, degrees and works as a research scientist and professor,granted his theories about CS are all BULLSHIT..

  • "creation scientist" haahaha you gotta be kidding

  • i think im gonna start my own church i kinda could use extra money

  • P.P.S.I.M.M.O.N.S equalling:

    Piss-Panted Simplistic Idiot Making Moronic Observations Needs Slapping.

    That was fucking hilarious!

  • @TheNamelessCharacter I laughed quite a bit when I saw that. Very funny!

  • @TheNamelessCharacter I laughed quite a bit when I saw that. Very funny!

  • Logic is honestly creationist's enemy, use it wisely fellow intellectuals.

  • Does someone by chance have or know where to find the background picture at 10:38?

  • Why, WHY do people still cling to these irrational belief systems? I don't get it. It boggles my mind that people are content to reject evidence and reason in favour of these idiotic beliefs that should have been forgotten long ago.

    I'm happy to see an irreligious person that's not afraid to give these imbeciles the wake-up call they desperately need in the form of cold, hard logic.

  • I have watched your videos from the beginning. Four hours straight! They are so entertaining and I truly admire you pulling no punches and ridiculing these "god" damn liars for jesus.

  • I love the tone, I love the style, I love the arguments. This series is excellent!

  • Am I the only one who thinks PPSimons sounds like Tom Green?

  • Lying for jesus. It's the new "Punch you in the face for Jesus."

  • @grfield1

    The "gate keeping" function of peer review in this case was something like MLB escorting a drunken idiot off the field during a baseball game. Meyer and then managing editor of The Proceedings of the Biological Society of Washington, Richard Sternberg, attempted to by-pass the peer review process. The journal disavowed Meyer's work and fired Sternberg for his dishonesty.

  • Stephen Meyer an ID proponent has published peer reviewed material in scientific journals. The review process criticized the article and made recommendations, some changes were made and publication proceeded....and the editor was fired for publishing it....this is known as Gate Keeping

  • There might be an educational upside about creationism, Its an A-Z Fallacy example dictionary.

  • PPSimmons must have seen this video, because it has 1 dislike.

    Excellent work yet again, I'm loving the series so far.

  • 'The human understanding when it has once adopted an opinion ... draws all things else to support and agree with it. And though there be a greater number and weight of instances to be found on the other side, yet these it either neglects and despises ... in order that by this great and pernicious predetermination the authority of its former conclusions may remain inviolate.'

    ~ Francis Bacon, Novum Organum, 1620

    I think that sums up old PissPiss, or whatever his name is, quite accurately.

  • Vaseline and angel dust! That's a party, I'll bring the hookers.

  • Nice one yet again! But maybe the fact that you so completely eviscerate "scientific" creationists with so many points from so many angles makes it easy to turn off the whole message. I want 1 simple video from you with 1 simple point. No creationist themed "science" paper has ever lived through peer review. Just ask for one paper that's been peer reviewed. Sure, show a bunch of creationist papers that claim to be scientific, but ask only 1 question: Provide one peer reviewed creationist paper.

  • 500th like! W00t for pwnage!

  • Satan is a lesbian? Sign me up for Hell, please!! (Found you via TheMudbrooker's collab promo vid - really been enjoying this series, and I can't believe I wasn't subbed to you before!)

  • those chocolade-questions where good questions ;D hahaha , did u get it? ;D Good...mmmm

  • ppsimmons is only interested in in selling products from his web site. Ignorance is his bread and butter.

  • 1 dislike so far.

    i guess peepee do watch your videos =)

  • @Carnei I guess PP watced it too, and he disliked it...

  • @MrAkilleus

    what did it sound like i said? :O

  • @MrAkilleus !!!!! Dyslexia!!! peepee looked like people!!! =/ My bad...

  • Brilliant!

  • TheLivingTRex tearing creationists a new one lol ;)

  • Dude you are fucking awesome

  • @615Deathdealer I fucking thank you! ;-)

  • @TheLivingDinosaur A wicked sense of humour too!

  • Maggie simpson shot burns more than once in the show, lol

  • WHAM-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

    TheLivingDinosaur, i´m so glad for your existence......

    You are unbelievable.......

    Really, i mean it.If you ever stop this EPIC, and fucking IMPORTANT business of giving counterweight to the harmful fucktards of this place, i will come to your place and.... ahh..... kill you for Richard Dawkins? Or file a complaint? Or something? What do non-fucktards, nonextremists and nondeluded people do, when they are really, really unhappy with sbd elses' actions?

    I´ll sue! ;-)

  • 4:33 - All I could think of was, "Hey Tyson........HERE'S THE HEADLINE"

  • keep making these videos!!

    I just subscribed and can't wait for more!

    but I will have to wait... what else can I do?

    odds are you won't upload a new video directly after I post this comment...

    so wait I will.

  • It is amazing, sad and completely befuddling that this PP Simmons fellow can continually lie about all this stuff.

    I am baffled.

  • Pee Pee

  • OJ SImpson IS as innocent as Maggie. She shot Mr. Burns

  • Creationist scientist, do they actually have a list of biologist?

    I saw a donExodus2 video that he meticulously dissected the names printed on the poster and found out that only 1 biologist who is a graduate of a non accredited christian university. The creationists list was just a bunch of lies, shit, and giggles!

  • @GallusSapien Self defense in Maggie's case. She was getting mugged.

  • A little too much going on on a screen, IMO

  • I have one problem with what is an otherwise excellent video. Most science is not done in academia, but is done in the marketplace. It is the marketplace that has accomplished just about every bit of science that makes our lives better. It is scientist employed in the marketplace that bring us medicine, computers, appliances, autos, planes, satellites, rockets, even the space shuttle was mostly built by the market.

  • @christo930 I wouldn't say MOST science. More like most of the more profitable and useful science.

  • @Sloth7d If science is profitable or useful, why would anyone BUT the gov pursue it?I agree there is certain science that might not be profitable that is worth pursuing, but certainly not any science that is not "useful" (in your own words).

  • 09:45-10:50 My beliefs and my response to any creationist out there.

  • You and AronRa need to have a contest to see who can keep a continuous phrase going. I personally would love to see this done on MSS. Great work as usual otherwise.

  • So... many... random... pictures... xD

    I loved it =) Keep going at it, the subs and views will explode eventually I'm sure.

  • PP thinks there is intelligent design does he?

    I suggest he does what the comedian Dara O Briain suggests and go and look at himself naked in the mirror - if there was ever more evidence to show that the intelligent designer must have been either on drugs or as the Bible suggests better - an evil, twisted yet highly incompetant idiot!

    I think it was Robin Williams who said the human body has the waste processing plant near a recreation area - how intelligent is that? :D

  • you sir are truly the king, absolutely love you're vids. it is an absolute crime that you are not getting 10's, 100's of thousands of views..keep up the good work and thanks for the videos

  • I think that snake at the end would be offend if you did that!

  • Religion is an evolutionary dead end.

  • Excellent. You completely OWNED another monumental buffoon - a.k.a a creationist. You always do it with reason and real arguments. I love your videos. They are a breath of fresh air among so much crap uploaded to you tube by Neanderthal creationists with their primitive gibberish. Thanks

  • haven't laughed so much for ages.

  • Oh god, this is so awesome and hilarious.

  • Well, that very last comment in your video was quite an insult. What did the poor snake ever do to you, that you compare it to that idiot?

  • PP is such a "cretard" he has blocked comments on his video. Must have been the deluge of people, many Christians, that tried to educate him and his "flock".

  • Pee Wee Herman would definitely win

  • LMFAO! Mr dry eyes and ted hagger. pplemon is a tard

  • this kicks ass

  • LOL, Harun Yahya, who can't tell a fish lure from a real animal!

    Well done, Dinosaur. :)

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  • *claps* Bravo ^___^

  • It is very sad when christians break the rules they are supposed to lives on, especially the 9th. commandment on baring false witness. To believe something so strongly that they would lie even though their religion forbids it is very questionable. It is NOT okay to lie when preaching no matter how much they believe it is true or how much they are compelled to tell others. It is THIS lack of integrity I see a lot in the christians I know & it is something I despise greatly. Another great vid TLD.

  • Excellently done as we have come to expect, Living Dinosaur. Well done on pointing out the argument from ignorance inherent in PPSimmons claims. It always irks me when Creationists like him and Nephilimfree make the claim that the changes in organisms are somehow coded in them from the start, but then get strangely unable to point out any evidence for this (or refute examples of non-repeated adaptive change in experiment) other than "It has to be!"

  • A UFC fight couldn't get beat down this hard. Pure win.

  • Dear Living Dinosaur, I seem to have mislaid all the pwnage, when I suspiciously find it turning up at once in your video.

    PP?

  • I'm new to this back and forth.  I guess you must have been arguing for a very long time.

  • @AllOtherNamesTaken2 Back and forth is not quite the right term. PP serves, and I slam it back at him. That's as far as the rallies have gone and as far as I'm concerned that makes the score love-forty.Check you HH 8, 11 and 15 if you want to see the rest of the match. ;-)

  • @TheLivingDinosaur

    Why would God want us to lie to ourselves and accept young earth creationism, when He gave us intelligence and the insight to discover evolution?

  • @TheLivingDinosaur

    OOOP! mistake.

    Dawkins philosophical beliefs ARE directly related to his work as a scientist. He believes, the universe is a huge pile of random matter with no purpose or direction, and we are accidents with no objective moral, etc.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur

    Oh and God is not a policeman in the Sky. If that is what you mother taught you, than It's no wonder your an atheist! I'm very sorry.

  • @NoslemProductions Actually my mother just thought I should should be educated in religious matters and didn't push anything. It was the nuns and the priests at the school she sent me to that taught me about the policeman in the sky, and I believed them until I was about ten or so, learned to think for myself and realized it was all made up bull. Bear in mind that the nuns and priests believed god was a policeman as much as you don't, so how do you know you're right and they weren't?

  • @TheLivingDinosaur

    I went to a catholic school too, and It was a pretty good experience, the nuns were not harsh at all, and they were pretty liberal.

    " Bear in mind that the nuns and priests believed god was a policeman as much as you don't, so how do you know you're right and they weren't?"

    Let's just say I have a hunch.

  • @NoslemProductions Good luck with your hunch. Meanwhile I pass on the mumbo-jumbo and stick with reason and evidence, thank you.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur

    Oh don't get me wrong, I go by reason and evidence as well. I just know how to think rationally, and believe in God at the same time. You don't seem to be able too, but maybe you will pick up the skill when you get older.

  • @NoslemProductions I have no issue with rational theists and know that the two can be reconciled. This should be clear in several of my videos. Rationalism, however, is not compatible with the scriptural literalism that I attack in this, and my other videos. Also. that's the 2nd time you've been a patronizing prick to me. I'm all for open comment and debate and the odd witty insult, but do it again and I'll assume you're a troll who's just here to get my back up and I'll block you.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur

    I saw them. You seem to be a very open minded atheist. Sorry for the previous ad hominems. Still, I think you can see the benefit and rational of seeing God as more mysterious than a policeman in the sky.

  • @NoslemProductions Thinking rationally does not equal believing in "god", dumbfuck.

  • The need to make the internet bigger to hold this much pwnage.

  • @LiamE69 I heard that Google was thinking of investing in more servers. ;-)

  • @altonnukem Actually, I felt kind of bad for the snake. I think they're actually beautiful animals. It was a cool pic, though, and the phrase "snake in the grass" seemed to fit PP perfectly.

  • Holy lung capacity!! Those were some long sentences!!

  • +sub, cause it`s awesome.

  • Holy Hallucinations Batman!

  • 2:50 Hehe Ray Cumfart

    Great video, you've got yourself another subscriber :D

  • Wow, wish I could talk like that.....

  • @robtheaaci Are you referring to me or PP?

  • @TheLivingDinosaur The art of language is dead. Just listen to a group of teenagers – like you know man. People don’t use adjectives anymore, just bare bone sentence. What you did with your narrative is art. Colourful and penetrating. I am impressed. The poor bastard was totally skewered in a rich and entertaining way.

  • PPSIMMONS is a lying dishnoest censoring hypocritical state that can't even use a dictionary properly.

    Oh BTW : what do you think of Billy Crone's material ? This guy is like a hamster on coffee o_O

  • Mind if I quote you?

    "Science has nothing to say regarding the existence or non-existence of a god or gods. If a god does actually exist, science has done nothing other than open humanity's eyes to the sheer magnitude and magnificence of its creation, while people who insist on clinging to the primitive tales that their parents convinced them were true do nothing but constrain their god in a small and insignificant box constructed thousands of years ago by primitive people in a primitive age."

  • @endergt Feel free.

  • I has been a long time since I've been this exited to see new material from a channel I subscribed to. Great job!

  • @dadjathinnar Thank you - that's very kind of you to say so.

  • 9:20, How dare he compare an evolution scientist with a creation 'scientist'?!

    This will be one of my favourite videos!

  • Brilliant. Well done!

    Ohh, and you get an extra thumbs up for the Ergo Proxy pic. :P

  • You have eviscerated PP!

  • @AuntieDiluvian Thanks Roz. Glad you liked it!

  • Great video. The pwnage is so utterly complete.

  • @dstachon2002 I'm glad I didn't miss anything.

  • Not a single thumb-down to this point. I guess not a single Creatard has watched your excellent video yet.

  • @bigboy45454545 I'm sure there's one coming down the pike soon!

  • Thank you for showing, once again, why Creationism fails, and is an insult to my religion. Well done! :)

  • @thunderbolt94 Thank you. If PP were more like you I'd have a lot more spare time on my hands! IMHO science does a lot more to glorify your god than creationism ever did.

  • Brilliant!

  • Superb video, TLD. Excellent job, not only of calling this individual out on his stream of BS, but explaining how things really work in science. Nail after nail hit squarely on the head, and (like your entire series) *wonderfully* visually engaging and entertaining.

  • @QualiaSoup Thanks a lot, Doug. Coming from you, that means a lot to me.

  • We are looking at the same evidence. The difference is that we have, for example, archaeologists looking at archaeology and biologists looking at biology; not electrical engineers and lawyers. That's why we stand a better chance of getting our interpretations right as opposed to wildly wrong. The Creationist stance is the equivalent of asking a metallurgist to perform neurosurgery. Hence their use of the word 'evolutionism', trying to reduce the number disciplines that regard them as fuckwits.

  • @falchion49 While I completely agree, as per my reply to AncientAtheist, below, I try to avoid using this perfectly valid argument because it could be interpreted as an argument from authority. Nevertheless, the arrogance of creationists who think they can argue with professionals is astounding to me. Presumably they don't do the same thing to their doctors or car mechanics.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur I like to use the pilot analogy. I've been a pilot for 20 years but I've spent more time being an archaeologist than a pilot. If I was to discuss aerodynamics, instrument flying, engine management, navigation etc they'd generally take my word for it. That's not an argument from authority, it's an argument from expertise. Yet they're unwilling to allow me the same priviliege with archaeology, which I trained for longer and have vastly more experience at. That's hypocrisy.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur If we don't use what they would term an argument from authority, we're allowing them the unearned right to judge what being an authority on a subject is actually worth. They don't have that right, they haven't earned it. People such as yourself and other professionals have earned the right to comment on subjects within their field. It's not an 'argument from authority', it's basically knowing what you're talking about.

  • @falchion49 You make your point very well and I certainly don't disagree. I'll certainly reconsider using it when the opportunity comes up next but I'll have to pick my words very carefully.

  • @TheLivingDinosaur I think a lot of Creationists have a very strange idea about scientists. I often get the feeling that they think they're dealing with Christopher Lloyd's character from Back to the Future. Once again it belies their basic lack of a grasp of reality. An argument from ignorance can never have the same weight as one from authority.

  • Creationist should be a synonym for idiot.

    Creationism only has idiots for supporters. 

  • BRAVO!

  • PP's ears must be burning, it's the heat from his pants on fire!

  • Rumpy pumpy? lol Great vid btw.

  • Oddly enough, my favorite part was seeing the D20.

  • @corncracker Hopefully PP missed his saving throw!

  • Oddly enough my favorite part was seeing the D20 dice. :p

  • Wow! This series gets better and better with each video - soon it will be pure art!

  • @aurora123borealis "soon it will be pure art!"

    What the heck do you mean? This series IS pure art already.