Top 5 Messed up things about Harry Potter

[TheANBart]

dad human, mum giant... what? WHAT?! :D

[lareina10dsouza]

Ravenclaw has a Raven not an eagle

[BinkandBruno]

the campest wand waving EVER!!!

[Jiuxica]

Impreggo giant eggo HAHA i'm dying =)

[VictorianLily168]

He looks like Lupin sometimes.

[alicesouzaa]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

[neharoxx1]

imprego giant eggo XD

[neharoxx1]

hahahaah i died laughin to see the way ladder is going 3:05...omg....lololol

[polmaymol]

If you'd read the Redwall series you wouldn't be insulting badgers or you'd be f**ked.

[JoedotPadilla]

Fetus abortus- wizard abortion.

[papadudeman]

Filch was holding a hammer when he was hammering the decrees onto the wall in order of pheonix so.. suck on that, bitch.

[cuchukid]

i give in, i wanked in the pond ^^

[IzumiBrisingr]

they should make it a honey badger

[IzumiBrisingr]

thumbs up for accio fetus



[Quentespatch]

Accio Fetus? That's messed up.

[inswoon]

@Quentespatch It's amazing.

[AdamOfNebb]

You obviously know nothing about Badgers.

[maokay]

i can't stop laughing at the part where he goes..."mother fucking eagle!!"

XDDD

[isbllmi]

accio fetus!

[UnderJoke]

Hufflepuffs are loyal and supports fair play! And not all Slytherins are evil =/

[peculiarpixie]

@UnderJoke I agree. Not all Slytherins are evil. Slughorn & Snape were not evil, and Merlin was a Slytherin, according to Pottermore.

[theLaurawind]

WIZARD CONDOMS.

[Missunderstand100]

lolwut

[PrincessAshleyia]

I pissed myself when he called Filch a pedophile xD

[Shantzyable]

lol peedophile

[mscaro881]

have you never heard of the honey badger?

[elfkitty12]

@mscaro881 HAHAHA I was JUST going to say this!!! honey badgers are CRAZY

[1233dragon1233]

MORE PLEASE!

[SarahSailsSouth]

The way he says "Wizard Abortion". Oh my god. 0:41

[MustardSystem]

we already know dumbledore has a soft spot for dodgy staff but this is taking the piss! could NOT stop laughing my ass off XD !!

[azmanhakim]

holy shit guys hilarious!

[readfreak2012]

Wow. Hilarious.

[eatmorebananaz]

I FIND you're rant on Hufflepuff rather hurtful.

[alicesouzaa]

@eatmorebananaz I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND I FIND IT TOTALLY AWESOME

[filthmonger172]

honey badgers bite off the genitals of lions....no seriously

[ShuffLe4LiiFe]

anyone else think he looks like remus lupin?

[bright3yes187]

the honey badger don't give a shit!

[aliassylvie3]

Accio Fetus! omfg xD

[loomoo93]

the hagrid half giant thing is something i have always questioned.

[chillestbroever]

Well I guess this video was pre-honey badger pandemic...

[Tremour]

LOL about the hufflepuff!

sigh... i am a hufflepuff~

[LemonZeppelin]

0:30 to 0:47, you actually look like Remus whose surname I've forgotten.

[myponyroks]

I never understood why anyone bothered to lock doors if they were going to teach first years how to unlock them.

[iloverowingg]

WHAT!? Filch used to go out with my grandma, yes, I know it sounds weird but they nearly got engaged .... I have no grandad, but if filch was my grandad, I would be scared to go near him :L

[Sdawg49]

@iloverowingg Could of had it's upsides..

You could of met the whole of the Harry Potter cast if you played your cards right..

[XRavenCakesX]

The RAVENclaw mascot is an Eagle? RAVENclaw?

[bertmccrackensgirl]

I've had the same exact teddy bear since I was 4 years old (I'm 25 now) & I've never seen anyone else with it. WEIRD!

[adiclm29]

You look kinda like Snape -_-

[chloegray95]

LOL

[soulXmeetsXbody]

I think I love you?

[Sdawg49]

@soulXmeetsXbody How can you not?he's beautiful.oxoxo

[RJSummer627]

By the way, I happen to be a Hufflepuff. And Tonks was too. And honey baggers don't give a shit.

[zistheword]

I'm going to fall off my chair laughing

[audiogosling]

imagine if Hagrids dad was the giant,

[tbear1199]

....I want to be in Hufflepuff...

[happinesswins]

He looks so much like Lupin...

[arancienne]

LMAO @ Wank in the pond xD

[TheVarpuli]

oh my gosh you are hilarious.

[Szaapoobaa]

I always wondered if I cast Diffindo at someone and he bleeds to death, would be it the same as if I cast Avada Kedavra?

[leilanihawaii]

What's the worst a badger can do? Chew open a bin bag!? hahaaaaa!

[hazzah1998]

i would totallty buy wizard nutella

[XFANGMAXX]

HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE who fell over on the way to the sorting hat

[abishlade]

ACCIO FOETUS. 

[TheExpressionlessMan]

Such a sexy voice....

[DaisyIfYouDareYeah]

He clearly has neglected the fact that Hogwarts most worthy student was a HUFFLEPUFF. CEDRIC DIGGORY FTW <3

[lameIikethat]

matt likes badgets, badgets are cool.

[IWANTY0UBLEEDERS]

honey badgers are BAMFs, thank you very much. DUN DUN DUN HONEY BADGER!

[aranelangel]

I laughed so hard I cried.

[psychotsunade]

IMPREGGO GIANT EGGO

[bored2625]

I'm a hufflepuff. And badgers, especially honey badgers, are fucking badass...

[DinosaurDaisyGadd]

WIZARD NUTELLA!

[Nagneto]

There's all that and it's a toy franchise too. It's a fucking kids book. Who gives a shit.

[ohwellwhateverr]

@Nagneto :O b-but, harry p-potter isn't ju-just a book! it's a way of life! how dare you say that! get lost,evil person. STUPEFY!

[codykillir10]

if here in america if harry has a british acsent in england does he have a American acscent

[DZPKVIDS]

The one most messed up bit is the fact that a ginger (Ron) has two friends. :P

[RockyRaccoonsFriend]

YOU LOOK LIKE REMUS LUPIN!!! :O

[LadyeXo]

@Khyan Badger vs Lion Pride

[pinksugarmice]

lol. but babgers are quite visous. They are the only native mammal that can pull open a hedgehog to eat it.

[DylaanMinaj]

Actually, in the Order of the Phoenix Filch did do some work, he hung up those poster thingys for Dolores Umbridge.

[bridgetohc]

I don't want to be the one who quotes all the jokes in the video, but "IMPREGO GIANT EGGO" bahahaha

[bridgetohc]

OMG! Yes, I was always curious as to how Hagrid's dad managed to impregnate a giant. Must be some fast swimming sperm. And "accio fetus" I DIED! xD

[donaldduckftw93]

accio fetus !! oh god

[peculiarpixie]

Here's an excerpt from Pottermore explaining the whole Badger thing: "Our emblem is the badger, an animal that is often underestimated, because it lives quietly until attacked, but which, when provoked, can fight off animals much larger than itself, including wolves."

[gohindha89]

@peculiarpixie the amount of fucks people give...

[peculiarpixie]

@gohindha89 I just don't like seeing Hufflepuffs unfairly stereotyped, since I used to feel a strong connection to Hufflepuff house, before finding out that I'm really more of a Ravenclaw. Harry Potter fans identify with their houses, so you shouldn't put anyone down based on which house they're in. It may seem unimportant to you, but to Potterheads it matters. Just sayin'.

[peculiarpixie]

Badgers are BA! Hufflepuffs are amazing and loyal, just, and unafraid of toil. Some people really WANT to be Hufflepuffs because of the high ethical standards associated withthe house. Check out Pottermore or the blogs of people who have posted some of the extra content JK. Rowling has included into Pottermore, and it will tell you exactly how awesome Hufflepuffs are.

[CGStrawberry]

OOO! Dissing Harry Potter strike one!

Dissing Hufflepuff stike two...

[SplendidDevilNG]

My childhood has slowly been destroyed... one YouTube video at a time.

[peculiarpixie]

@SplendidDevilNG Don't let it get to you, or do anything quite as severe as destroy your childhood. I take such Harry Potter commentaries with a grain of salt. They are amusing in some cases, offensive in others. *Shrugs*

[METALandDUBSTEP]

good thing it wasn't the other way around... hagrids dad is a giant and his mom is human

O.o

[agglebag]

Badgers recently ate a dwarf pornstar resembling Gordon Ramsey...

I bet you're not so sceptical of the Badger now eh?

[fredandgeorgeluvr]

MUTHAFUCKIN EAGLE!

[fredandgeorgeluvr]

MUTHAFUCKIN EAGLE!

[mynameissarahmarie]

SHITUS. PANTUS.

[StringsCrusader]

uhh i thought the symbol for ravenclaw.. was a raven. because ravens are smart fuckers.

[telekinesis99]

A badger could cough on someone and give them TB...

[xdemwahhx]

ACCIO FETUS

[hadzgrl18]

Heyy!!!! I'm a HUFFLEPUFF!!

[oliviaaemily]

he definitely had a wank in a pond

[littlerose195]

i dont like you!!

[sweethoney360]

I think you look a bit like filch

[lalalizmond]

I swear when Hagrid was explaining to tall lady from french witch school in film...5 or 6(?) he told her how his mum was really small...but then again I'm not a Potter fan and I am not in any way "easy for Weasley"...unless paid.

[LivingStardust]

Wizard Nutella? I just had a Wizard Mouthgasm.

[alyoucha97]

3:02 Hagrid's mum could use his dad as a dildo. Just pointing that out

[TheEtesian]

Centaurs are actually because a greek god wanked a cloud. And then it rained centaurs... Mythology is awesome.

[platypuswilltakeover]

Aceofoetus <-- Personal favourite of mine ;)

[Alizastack]

yes, somewhere down the line a wizard DID shag a horse.

[TheZarathustra42]

Honey badger!

[monsoon747]

You look a bit like Lupin in this video...LOL

[BohemianRhapsody17]

"Mutherfuckin eagle cuz you're good at wizard physics" DEAD.

[williammorton93]

holy s*** he looks like professor lupin 0:40

[yummytacoes]

love all the nerdfighter comments FOR THE WIN!

[EmEmilyC]

i recon that hagrids dad shrunk his mum... and isnt filch a squib?!

[LittleMissOverRated]

Filch And Dumbledore= WIZARD peodophiles.

[ginnyisdacoolest]

I remember asking my dad about how Hagrid could even happen, and he said "Well, it's not as ridiculous as if the dad was the giant." I was satisfied with that.

[tjmbcool]

lol i was wondering about hagrid's conception since i read about it.

[PINKPOLKADOTS97]

omg wizard nutella would probably make my life...

[thedaywhenpigscanfly]

'imprego giant eggo'

[artyfarty1996]

DUN DUN DUN DUN HONEYBADGERRRRS!!!

I love seeing nerdfighter comments in non nerdfighting videos.

Oh, with your hair galled back and with the robes (despite them being Slytherin) and the moustache, you looked a bit like Lupin, so you're instantly more attractive to me now.

[WateverWatever04]

You know Nerdfighters are watching this video when there are numerous comments about Honey Badgers... :D

[TheAnimeExpert93]

Dear Lord...This is hilarious XD

[Chillitz]

uh Honey Badgers will rip your balls off, now that is scary.

[StokesStudios1]

YESSS SOMEBODY finally caught the hagrid situation.

[MelonBerriable]

The feeeet. He tore off the owls feeeet.

[bayiwatertribe]

you forget the Hippogrief

[RozBoz94]

But.. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders! And they have Tyler Brunsman... <3

[thisisnotHolly]

@RozBoz94 FUCK YEAH STRAKID!

[EmEmilyC]

@RozBoz94 what the hell is a hufflepuff... XP (BTW i do know)

[JordHimself]

Just discovered you last night and love everything I've watched so far. Keep up the awesome work! You've got my subscription in the bag with this one

[MissHannahBananable]

HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE MAN.... hufflepuff pride...

[ronstero]

You remind me of calvin harris.

[craigedginton01]

personally i had thought filch was more into beastiality why else would the cat be called mrs norris. and i heard somewhere dumbledore was meant to be gay. hufflepuff = badger = disease (TB)

[Millieishungry]

Fun fact about Badgers: Once they bite you they do not let go.

Hufflepuffs, will never let this go.

Be afraid.

[JedediahForeverMD]

@DirectMain what the hell is a hufflepuff? XD

[DirectMain]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

[TheRaptorChild]

wizard...nutella >.>

[AbbeyCaceey]

I'm in Slytherin on pottermore, all good n_+

[HonBon96]

I'd be in hufflepuff :/ xx

[ysmn68]

"accio foetus" sounds a lil disturbing..

[fatbusted]

u look like Claire Danes...a bit..

[StephAteYourEars]

Seriously. What the fuck is a huffelpuff?

[13mordeth]

Not clickable annotation box on the bloopers at the end.

[cmt4eva]

2:38

Lool

[CrizpyGaming]

The most deadly spell is SHOOPUS MAH WOOPUS

[Qreeate]

Merpeople: Im not sayin a wizard shagged a fish, but hes at least had a wank in the pond

[88segovia]

The thing that gets me about harry potter is how they can do all these magical things yet they never clean themselves off. There always caked in shit

[wehasabucket]

GUYS IT'S NOT A MOTHER FUCKING HONEY BADGER IT'S JUST A BADGER DON'T GO ON ABOUT FUCKING HONEY BADGERS. Rage over.

[wehasabucket]

@eatallpiepods Nice AVPM reference ^_^

[PoutingXEvoke]

Pft, the badger is the best. It doesn't give a shit. It'll bite voldemort and then go to sleep;

You know why? because it just doesn't give a shit.

[eatallpiepods]

Who knew the counter-curse was just "unjellify"?

[davisaroflmao]

hey, dont mess with the hufflepuffs, you ever seen a damn honey badger?! let me tell ya, they dont give a shit! they are sopposed to be the most fearless animals on earth, and thats coming from the mouth of a grypoindor! XD

[eatallpiepods]

@davisaroflmao What the hell is a "Grypoindor"?! XD And anyway, I would guess the Hufflepuff badger is not a honey badger since we don't have those in the UK. Though I'm not defending that aspect of the vid, attacking Hufflepuff is old and wasn't ever funny in the first place ('cept in AVPM, they're allowed). Shame since the rest of the vid is so good :)

[RumbleroarsArmy]

... this guy has obviously never heard of the Honey Badger.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE HONEY BADGER. WHAT A CRAZY FUCK.

[epicfuturisticguy]

DUDE! WHAT THE HECK! SOME KIDS MIGHT SEE THIS!

[ImNotYourBreakfast]

@epicfuturisticguy i think there are worse videos on Youtube that kids might see....

[LittleEmoTeddy]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

[misschloejd]

I got sorted into Hufflepuff in pottermore. I find this mildly offensive.

[saliscool7]

Look at all these badgers trying to defend their houses. awww, how cute, but no one cares what a hufflepuff has to say. haha!

[mushroom505]

filch is a squib

[mushroom505]

click rules!

[JessiQuinn]

It's not JUST a badger! It's a honey badger! And honey badger don't give a shit!

[SnapesGem1]

@JessiQuinn YES!!! HUFFLEPUFFS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[tweakGA]

IT'S FUNNY ABOUT THE CONDOM PART, BECAUSE REMUS HAD TEDDY.

[Borusa1976]

Oh my god! It's Lupin! 8-)

[xFizz11x]

HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT

[seradoxes]

Honey badger loves Huffle puff, Honey badger doesnt give a shit!

[xXTenaciousAEMXx]

if filch catches you...anything goes. o.O

[noigirl]

this video has got to be one of the fuuniest i have aver watched loved it =)

[emROARS]

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE, HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT

[Kagaminshi]

Actually, badgers can fend off bigger animals like wolves if they're attacked or provoked.

[JamesAgbuyaTV]

It's not messed up , it's Maaaggiicc!!!