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  • Reminds me of those animaniacs episodes where the chicken was in it. lol

  • aaa so THIS is what Crytek do in thier spare time!

  • Lol is this video REALLY created by Crytek???!

  • is this real?

  • Thats one hot chick!

  • 2011 ftw

  • amazingly fun

  • so the koreans just steal one of their chicken....

  • hahahhahaha LOL

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    

  • It looks like Psyco found his girlfriend

  • 0:36 - 0:39

    Chicken Moves His Head To The Beat

  • LOL

  • Das is nich euer ernst!! XD

  • Nomad (No mad!) and Psycho. Coincedence? I think not!

  • haha the chicken at last on the arm:D

  • Nomad: *nosebleed*

  • The secret to maximum speed is...  LSD

  • If I could talk to the animals...

  • Psycho the chick wisperer

  • Psycho is, "The Transporter".

  • @Tristanvash38 jason statham... FTFY

  • The one moment in the game where Psycho seems to cock block you. Now, he very much has cock blocked you.

  • Its COol!!!!!!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA KFC is back! [KFC = Aliens] They come to get all the chickens from the world! DAMN! THEY WILL MAKE AN TASTY KENTUCKY MENU LOLL! Thumbs up if u liked it

  • hope in Crysis 2, they make a giant chicken fighting a KFC in NY :)

  • OMG kfc was coming to get the chicken!!

    RUN PSYCHO RUN yh and the chicen aswell

  • Psycho the science guy! Can talk to animals!

  • 0:47

    My cock is much bigger than yours, My cock can walk right through the door!

  • why does psycho sound like captain price from modern warfare 2 at the end?

  • lol i almost piss my pants XD

  • That chicken is a spy!

  • The Chick they were looking for is actually a Chicken !!

  • Psycho's relative... let me guess Dr.Doolittle!?  =3

  • ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

  • i feel Too serious all of a sudden

  • He deals even with chickens! Ahh what a wonderful man

  • Now crytek LOVES their chickens.

  • Chicken? O.O??

  • Aahaha i laughted like a psycho... Ahaha xD

  • Type in Pyscho Dad in youtube to see a really funny video.

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  • Psycho the chicken whiperer

  • i love the Crysis music that starts about 1:05 :D

  • LOL IT JUMPED ON HIS ARM XD

  • What that holy Sh*t this? :-D

  • psycho - You take cear of those tanks nomad il take our little spy to a safe extraction point :)

  • LOOOLOOOL

  • :D:D:D:D

  • our little spy.

    XD

  • omg hahahaha

  • oo sweet :-*

  • 0:47 xD

  • 1:07 omg wtf! :o

  • cool vid but why chicken

  • who is the rest from your team? :D:D he speaking with the chiken :D

  • lol, this is genius!

  • UhahahahahahahaXDDDD

  • wow, fucking brillient idea

    howd they do this, and also i doubt crytec actully did this. but still this is great.

  • Maximum CHICKEN TRANSLATOR!!!

  • hey easy darling XDD

  • at the and the chicken is on psychos arm^^

  • "Prophet , we've located one of the chickens"

  • Chick

  • LOL THIS IS SO WERID he says ill take are little spy to a place????? HES A SPY?!

  • Lol, Psycho can speak Chicken!

  • hahahaha

  • where's the rest of your team? LOL

  • @petertehmeeter the rest of her team is probably at KFC. just a guess...

  • Well, people say it's hard to find a chicken's boat...

  • LMAO asking questions on a darn Big Archeologist Chicken??.. hahaha its so darn funny playing crysis this way..

  • 1:08 ahaha LOL

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL!!! 5/5!!

  • wtf is p with the chickens

  • lol when it jumps on the guys arm XD

  • yes they finaly save the chicken!!

  • where is the rest of your team

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  • lol an archeoligist is a chicken....

  • LMAO when nomad looks behind and you see a chicken in the corridor hahahahahahha

  • Chicken Rescue Mission

  • "We had a little trouble finding your boat" haahhaha cracked me up!!!!!1

  • "Where's the rest of your team?" xD

  • 0:47 the best xD!

  • Psycho understands what chickens say, that funny

    A CHICKEN SPY cracked me up

  • Psycho is a very talented man, haha.

  • @TimUK90 that just sounds gay

  • that's why his name is Psycho

  • @flyingbricks1 you speak with a chicken?

  • British??? i thought he was Australian! lol

  • LOL at the chicken jumping on his arm.

  • Isn't the Korean guy who gets owned just funny?

    *Psycho smashes door*

    Korean Guy:''Sghijvgrah!''

    *Gets Slammed*

  • FUNNYEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!1

  • LOl at end when Psycho holds his arm like real bird farmer XD

  • the cock seems to have rather primitive functional

  • the first one was funnier... but still this was hilarious...

    i never thought u count find a way to make fun of crysis

  • lol this one was actually funny compared to the first one.

  • lol xD

  • oh no...the whole team are chicken...omg xD

  • i like the british guy

  • i prefere the chicken

  • I love these video's

  • I love how the chicken hopped on Psycho's arm when he stretched his arm out. It was kind of cute, to be honest. :D

  • lol chicken

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  • lol wtf XD

  • XD!

  • what was the korean DOING to the chicken?

    hmmm?

  • I thought you would replace the tanks with a horde of chickens!

  • lol they turned him into a chicken !

  • ahahahahha BIG TEXTURED CHICKEN XD EPIC HOSTAGE XD XD XD :D :D funny

  • lol STUBUDI! 0:18 TO 0:20

  • man this is a big cock

  • our mission? saving american chickens

    lol totaly spoof xD

  • They should make a spin off for this. They shall call it Crysis: Cockhead

  • how bout no

  • LOL

  • OH MY!! LOL The end was just perfect with the chicken hopping up on his arm!!!

  • lol xD

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!

  • lol so fucking retarded!

  • holy shit thats a big bird

  • That is one ugly-ass chicken.

  • Lame!

    I wanted to see like a huge turtle as the spider alien that's on the ship in the future.

    They have a depressing death sequence.. You shoot them once and they look sad and die. Just wonder what would happen shooting a huge one with a rocket launcher..^.^

  • lol haha :P

  • ROFLMAO!!!!

  • the chicken was like an eagle.

  • CHIKENS!!! this time not be surprise =D

  • whats with the chickens?

  • Lol, couldn't stop laughing!

  • When the chicken jumps up onto his out stretched arm was the best part, Well done!

  • omg nice xD

  • ROFL can i download mod somewhere? :D

  • Lol i love when it jumps on his arm, it all looks so natural. lmfao

  • it all makes sense now :O

  • I understand what chiken sad

  • rotf :P

  • lol at the chicken in the door. GG crytek, you guys have some humour! :D

  • Omg... :D

  • LOOOOL!! chicken

  • pscho is falling for the chicken

  • wtf hilariuos

  • lol its jsut awkwerd with the chicken

  • hahaha

  • the LOLest video :D

  • LolFactor ; Overdrive

  • Maximum: roflcopter

  • I sometimes grab those chickens in the game (or crabs!) and throw them to the soldiers...it'd be funny if i could kill Koreans throwing chickens at maximum strength!

  • great :))))

  • LOOOOOOOOL

  • loooooooooooooooooooooool

  • damn Crytek love their chickens

  • LOL!

  • your mission

    save the chicken that has been kidnapped

    by the korean soldier

  • heh lo pshyco took the chiken onto his arm XD

  • Ok, someone on the production staff has a weird obsession with Chickens.

  • I played the mission yesterday.The big lol is when the other one appear on the door :))))

  • having fun with sandbox?

  • rofl

  • why the koreans guard the chick?

    they could fried 'em if they want 2..

    lolololol...

  • Such a smart chicken, he/she's an archaeologist!

  • lmao! everyone watch the first one its the best

  • LOL!

  • I rofled when the chicken jumped on Psycho's arm.

  • whats with the chickens?!

  • your mom

  • Look, MORE giant chickens! Like one wasn't enough...

  • Wow, it's sure a good thing we found those archeologists! If not we would have starved to death!!!

  • good point.

  • OMG :-D!

    Is this video really from Crytek? XD

  • wtf?!