How to: Crappy Mary Poppins Accent

[MasonTrance]

Got to be the worst attempt to try to an English/Cockney accent...

No "English" person sounds posh so where you dumb yanks get that from is a major fail.

[roxcharlie]

get out of your bathroom and get into the real world

[gremlinfeatures]

the saddest thing is not that he made this video, it's that the two pricks in the background sat there and ENABLED him. You are ENABLERS and you're encouraging your friend to be a cunt.

[ilystar94]

hahaha, funny :p btw the other people the commented arent very nice

[tonysmile1]

what in the world? .....LOL....that was hella funny...

[icecoldkillast17]

these have got to be the most queer cunts iv seen trying to take the piss out off british accent you sound like a fuckin gay that just had his balls crushed

[Jzzztwlhp2222]

thats not what we english people sound like whatsoever. you suck

[TattieBoi15]

sooo this is what americans do in there spare time TRY to impersonate the good old british accent what dumb twats

[teath123]

It irritates me so much that people from America actually think we talk like that..

[KyexYukii]

To all the Brits. Please get Montana out of your ass. The man was just having a laugh with his friends.

This is no different that you or anyone else making fun of the Southern accent. We don't all sound like the fucking Beverly Hillbillies.

[Decklocation]

hahah bloody hell I dont care if american idiots make fun of english accents (its truly funny when they do it right) but come on, your british accent "SUCKS" you.. umm.. Douche... bag? I never got that as a douche doesn't have a bag....

[taytaylala]

I'm English and I thought it was funny..lol.

[VigisKane]

stupid yank

come over to England and do that shit and bring that nigger with ya you fucking monkey

[campinocream]

iiiiiiii think that was pretty funny.

im part of the 20% :)

[casual360]

hahah u yank fuck. dont hurt urself over the accent ur shit u cant even call that an accent and no one says nickel u cunt haha TWAT

[sexluver1100]

O_o ummm do u think u made us laugh? Are you trying to embarrass yourself

[w0smith]

LOL. I'm laughing at all the English people threatening you with physical violence over this, Defensive at all? He's not even imitating a real English accent, he's making fun of Dick Van Dyck's shit accent from Marry Poppins. Chill out.

[chproductionsez]

Are you sat in a bathroom or a prison cell.

Well were ever it is your an idiot, and not in the good way like "wow that guy just just jumped from the top of that building inot a swimming pool" in the way like "your an idiot no one likes you" . IVE MADE MYSELF SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT NOW

[BUTTERFLYWARIOR]

it gets a laugh cos it makes you look like a tosser.

[fleckmant]

wheres england anyway?

[alliefunkin]

that is the worst cockney accent i have ever heard. Even the 'english' sentence is crap, why would we say 'nickel'? If you attempted that pile of shit in England i'm sure everyone would find you funny, but the only difference is, they'd be laughing at you not with you. And then they'd beat the living shit out of you.

[generalpownn]

hahaha wow

[xmikywayx]

The only reason I thought this was so funny is because you're so stupid. XDD

I mean, since when is 30% of 6,000,000,000 is 30,000,000,000! XDDDD

[juniorjc1]

Corr Blimey Guvna. 'Ave a larf. Tha's a be' 'er Inglish accent that most A list actors can manage. Even be' 'er than Spike(From Buffy) Cauwse we down't aww tawk like James Bond ya know.

[IBEBRW86]

YOU are a fucking tool. fagget.

[stratfordproductions]

chill yeah,well do think this is a tad racist we dont take the piss out of you fat cunts.

dont post shit takin the piss out of our country when you lot elected george bush.

thats a fucking joke

[KyexYukii]

Believe it or not, asshat, George Bush did a hell of a lot better job than that fucktard Obama that you all decided you loved.

[kuraruka]

So did you time travel from seven years in the future to make that comparison, or are you just a fucking moron?

[KyexYukii]

I think you're overreacting. It's a stupid video, of a stupid frat boy having fun with is friend. And what the FUCK does seven years in the future have to do with ANYTHING.

[kuraruka]

Not particularly apt, are you? I was responding to your comment; I didn't say anything about the video. And if you can't figure out what seven years in the future has to do with your comment, then I guess my first question's been answered, hasn't it?

[micktuggy]

I just watched it again. You fucking nob jockey. I gave you too much lee way.

[micktuggy]

I just saw your attempt to try " accents".

If you think that people from London talk like that then you as a college student are really buggered

The best thing for you to do is to is it London... preferably one of the East End Estates and say things how you think they are pronounced.

One thing is for certain you will need medical assisatance and that will be provided free of charge by the Health Service you sadly lack in your far off colony.

[g00lipop]

Mate, if you would try to talk like that in east end you would be shitting out a steel toed boot, dont even try again, right?

[slartybardfast11]

Gonna be bald in three years...You'll probably lose most of that confidence .....

[stratfordproductions]

this is where us londoners stick to london ,and never go abroad cos we have to put up with these cunts and lack of tea and football

[robertspringthorpe]

Mate, quality, was thinking just the same. What a bunch of mugs!

[looneygeez]

fakin hell mate, your shit..haha ravin iron

[SalieHead]

well...at least our accent is better than your anooying squeaky voice! haha never come to london...you wont last. that was shocking mate

[Pommit]

...go to London, look around and you won't want to.

[AYYYYxYO]

Does no one read the description or the title?

It's a fucking joke.

Damn. Chill.

[mikeym123]

mate...what the fuck is this...it realli pisses me off wen sum mug cunt yank trys 2 do these sort of things...come dwn 2 london 1st n then try doin ur shit impression....

[amerone]

delete this

[popeyy90]

im english, your accents awful mate =)

ive read your description of your video, good to see a yank thats got a lil brains ;)

you lot below need to chill a little, read the description

[Lookatmeamsandradee]

Like to see you in London, Haha, That aint Cockney mate.

[warror135]

mate please don't ever come to england, your ass will be beaten for talkin like that

[skinnyfatbloke]

FUCKIN YANK

[mouseyjr1]

oi son wot u tlalkin you long streak on piss mush you cant tlk cockney you fuckin yank go down to east london then see if youl stand tryin to put that fuckin wanna be caki chavvy accent on you fuckin rongen!

[dennatrol81]

Bet you've never heard a real cockney accent you turd, stop talking from your arse

[mundovacio]

BALL BAG BASTARD and WANKER

that's all I can say about that,

Have you ever been out of america probably not

[Sheriff230iq]

U're a bloody casa... heh got that? I guess not... NEVER AGAIN.

[CeforJCG]

:|

Say that in northern england and you'd be beaten :D

Please, not again. Ever.

[CreativeJacks]

Haha yeah i know

[leacock]

wow.. never again!

[dowlo32]

was that filmed in a prision cell

[jroswald]

just what is this guy on about ?

[pentogram23]

get that cock outta your mouth boy...

[kendrawhisp]

lol if you're trying to emulate the cockney accent based on Dick Van Dikes performance then you've already failed its well known and cringed in the uk, but he does the middle class accent of the time mary poppins was filmed quite well, when he plays the old banker.

[SoeJatriani]

heehee i wiw i wiw. Sounds like a little kid with a speech impediment, i wiw go to the wibwawy tomowwow lol :)

[UnoSemper]

Keep on trying , darling...lol

[TheBeautifulGeek]

they laughing at you not with you

[cardinal2008uiffingi]

I have..... on many occasions... you should

[cardinal2008uiffingi]

you three should, It would be interesting.

[cardinal2008uiffingi]

and by the way...spelling error. I would love to meet a english firm.

[cardinal2008uiffingi]

Hello Lad's If you want a real authentic cockney accent, watch the "football factory" on youtube. And by he way.... you should all be drinking Larger.. & looking mean.... Seriously come on !!!

[celebfan3000]

weirdo. but the title duz say horrible, so thats true man.

[dannnii2k8]

wth?! americans cant do the cockney accent to save their lives mayte, so. whats the point.

[bertiem]

This is what happens when YOU try to do an English accent - Horseshit flows out of your norf 'n' saaf aw daan ya dicky, you cant!

p.s Learn a bit of cockney if you need a translation.

[xASxDragoon]

thats not cockney

[elvinsg]

ur fucking pussy usa sucks

[ruskovyo]

you are so stupid...

[cjmac92]

20% of people will think you're funny?

Perhaps George Bush should have tried this ...

Yeah, just to make him more of an American tit than before ;)

[lemonslovesyou]

haha that was funny!! ya made me laugh..that make us friends? lmao.

[spazysquirrel007]

but if u eva come ere (england) i wouldnt do tht, lol u would get soooo beat up lmao

[spazysquirrel007]

lmao thts jokes, u don soung cokney tho, but u soung like sum person from mary poppins lol, funni attempt :D

[weeegoesthemonkey]

The nickle isn't English money!!!!!!!!

[SP0BOSS]

That was sum gay shit

[strip0a0banana]

i am fukin horrified us englishmen pronounce are vocabulary properly thank you..

[d4ives]

u fucking fool you just gave americans a bad name go bum each other

[oipoip3]

u fag thats not english plus diff parts have diff accents offensive im welsh but thats not da point englands still coool

[HAMILTONSBIGESTFAN]

im going to bang bang your mum you fag

[cilidbang]

dumbasses

[CcHhEeLlSsEeAaLlAaDd]

funny guy said that round ere and he will get is fukin ed kicked in

[iohen]

FAAAGGGGGSSSSSS

[tra789]

AIDS

[ylbr]

i bet you sucked each other off, wankers

[exilejack]

nd no u wont get 20% of the population to like u cos ur a tosser

[exilejack]

ur a fucking idiot

[jack9326]

suck ur dirty mums u fukin yankee bastard

[xbx360masta]

you 3 are gay, fucking yankee pricks

[Dadamantastic]

youre an idiot.. this is comming from an american. i hate your friends too.

[Miss300acc]

i love it

you stutter a little bit , but it was fantastic

[Fliper2K7]

i would ROLL UP ON YOU AND SLAP YOU ABOUT.

[kylessofa]

lol if u spoke like that in my area ud get stabbed m8

[BoiiBettaKno45]

mel c?

lol search up eastenders

thats more cockney

[go0oner19]

you silly mug!!!!

[shittyshot]

The problem is the other 4 out of 5 or 80% you'll either alienate or they'll think you're an idiot :) There are very few ( I can't think of any )professionals who can do an authentic accent. You know how annoying it is when Brits do an American accent??? Well that's how your's sounds. Sorry.

[crom08well]

that was well pony

[in2ennui]

I am one of those easily amused people with a quirky sense of humor who would be the 1 in 5 who watched and thought you were indeed funny!

I think this is something akin to what my friends and I are like (minus the post on youtube) when we try our hands at accents... Be they right or wrong, accents are fun to do:)

[alfietoon1]

you suck at cockney accents :D try visiting the area where cockney comes from and try that accent

[sg2790]

Mel C isnt cockney shes from up north of england...!

[gibffe]

wtf

[wsotfs]

you fucking american cock sucker that was shit

[xxmisslexielouxx]

haha thats pretty kool, even though i av neva in my life heard sum 1 speak lyk that in england. but pretty gud mayte x

[midnightdream52]

where are you lot in prison

[carrotimp]

Mary Poppins & Cockney?...nothing to do with each other

[alyrljt777]

"Like, omg shu(t) UP!" 00:43

haha i love it

[BeardClam]

That was really good! And he dropped his 't's and everything LOL.

[dipstickplucker]

You're right it is an attempt but nothing like the real thing. The one in five who laugh must laugh out of pity. You are copying Dick Van Dyke not a London accent. Keep on trying though..

[nipper2009]

oh shut up...what the fuck are you cunts on about dont put the stuff up if you cant match the cockney accent your puttin you fackin yankee caunts

[julihaenna]

Mary Poppins?

She has a beautiful accent!

It's more like from "My Fair Lady"

[BigDaNNyBoi1989]

lol... good effort... ive heard a lot worse!

[uniiquestylez]

Lol... Why do they always make fun of out cockney accents :|.. Ima try and do those californian accent next time

[AlmostRosey]

Haha. Americans trying to put on cockney accents are halarious. I can't put on American, either. =P

[Barbie1406]

Why the hell do Americans keep posting really shitty videos of them failing to do an English accent.

[sephir298]

You gays are adorable.

[richardkalarus]

what a cunt you fucking simon Some Cockney That Is You Yank Cunt

[haleyslifeforever]

Say this in a Brittish accent: Guess what? I don't care!

[slake2k7]

dah fock iz dat mate, yor cocknee is shite.

[binwiola]

it was somewhat cute !

[Duckeeeeeeeee]

Are you wearing nothing but that necklace?

[TheDanishLegend]

Erm... Mel C has a northern accent... not Cockney at all, in fact the two accents are quite different. You do realise that accents in England change in as little as 30 miles or so? For example a person who lives in the county of Kent, will here a difference between his accent and that of a Londoner. I know you say it is a joke, but mockery of the Cockney accent, saying that it is like that of Mel C is quite a strange comment for a Londoner to hear, for the accents are totally different.

[maggie6666666666666]

you are fantastic:)

[BTownMiss]

I like the way the black guy stares at the back of your head for 90% of the video with a look of lust in his eyes..

[thatdarnelmo]

But the other 80% will just laugh at you :)

[gracebabi]

hahahah! i love it.

altho none us never say 'cheerio' ;)

[daccasham84]

Dick Van Dyke eat your heart out.

[Galsmut]

ya got no idea ya mug

[alexbond4]

english accent is more better then your fuckin' bloody usa accent or where you come from

[bexybum07]

i need to do a cockney accent 4 a play im doin, thanks 4 ur help...lol!!xx

[jamesdolp]

stupid fukn shits..... asswipe twats...... come 2 eastend...n c how we rough u lot up...

[Oli3TB76]

disgraceful! LMAO

[blipflop]

you twat try coming down to the eastend and see how we welcome you. stupid yanks you all have no sense of humour.

[diprose]

ya sound gay ya poof

[daz902000]

well i guess it was amusing but no1 ever tlks like tht!!!

[Baffers21]

cock-eny you fuckin retard

[M4tTyEa4LiFe]

black at the back!

[angelcakeXxX]

no one talks like that... no one

[Ingoe08]

One american a fucktard and a douche, their all the same thing you fuckin yankee cunt

[helmy044]

Lol that was a really bad attempt! You got the t's right but we dont say will like "wiw"! Unless you have a REALLY strong cockney accent! Then again I'm from the north of England so i wouldnt really know..

[bekcs]

i actually think that is fascinating how people notice that we dont really say "t" and our "l"'s. but i never notice! its funny to see how other people charicterize our accents hahaha whatever..

[asyarenaeh]

they are funny

[fraser16smith]

Dive on your head your cunt!

Allso your hair looks gay and your will smith look a look should go top him self as the drunk cunt behind you should just shoot him self.

[danwoudstra161085]

or hated by 80% u fukin prik, or cum london n yr get merked by 150% of us, even mary poppins wld shove her broom up yr arse u fukin wasteman

[athanking]

what a cunt!

[g00n3rGaL]

that was crap lol quite funny tho

[jaketaplin]

shut up yank ur full of shit

[shagnes]

Mel C is a scouser, you div!

[lizziebea]

Mel C is from Leeds...not Liverpool

i think

[diirtyrawr]

Noes, she's from Liverpool.

And my god, it sounds more Aussie =/

[shagnes]

No she's from Whiston in Merseyside which is like 8 or 9 miles from Liverpool

[lizziebea]

Ooops...my bad

sorry :s :P

[chavmanx]

Mel B is from leeds

[godgrant123]

There sad to listen to marry popins and all be in a shower.

[darrencard]

ooooohh my god you're like sooo amazing!!

2 yanks and a spear chucker!! get fucked u mugs

[poopymooo]

one limey, a computer, and a big ego. fuckin british.

[pesmaster]

Mel C aint cockney shes a northener

[hotanddirty77]

Cunny Cunny stop the hating! There is no need to be racist...you are just showing up your ignorance. It is just a joke, no need for racist comments. It is people like you cunny cunny and pimpda360 that give Britain a bad image as a racist country! Calm down and be nice, it does not take much to be nice!

[NeWzxHooDStaR]

what the fuk u on

tell me what makes u a cockney u fukin

hot dog eatin cunt

[pimpda360]

YOU FUCKING YANKS ARE FULL OF SHIT

[flash4325]

ill give u cockney m8

[roguexviii]

MelC? she ain't cockneee!

[barker92]

lmao, good attempt, but not quite youth lmao

[cunnycunny]

Heres one for you...

What do you call two yanks and one monkey in a shower?

[fadersgirl]

Lol lmfao! oh dear! im a cockney girl and cockney is pronounced cockney (like cocknee) not cockerney. but nice try, look at some other cockney rhyming slang on here and pick it up, will be funny to see you do it, especially if its better than this :P

[chimp644]

fags

[lilmisstashaxX]

That isnt a cockney...

That isnt even english... silly person =\

[drpepper242]

It's actually 1.2 billion people. That's a lot of friends.

[MILLWALL2THEGRAVE]

Cockeneyy mary poppins MEL C WTF ahahahahaha you yank cunts fuck off

[appletypod]

wat a fukin prik.

just stop doin videos

[iRents]

fuckin' 'ell

u re bloody pricks.

[badgeeater]

The proportions of the black guy's head are odd.

[alexlodda]

i don't know... that's some pretty funny shit, americanism notwithstanding...

[BunnyLoveUk]

You Bloody Yanks, think You know everything !!!! What a blooming Plonker. Get a life You TWat. Learn English in the first place then YOU as in YOU,as a person would not even have a accent. We do not have accents in the UK, we have Dialects. You guys are so ignorrant. Bloody Hell.

[swanley1965]

m,at you aint got a clue u tosser  u cant speak english let alone cocney u racist

[mauricenijsen]

whot a twat!

[chamenless]

londoners don't talk like that????¿¿¿¿¿