Hardly Working: Standoff

[TheSouthAlpha]

its good we asians have small dicks..........we can tuck it and nothing pops out!!!

[bonzwah1]

whole time i was expecting david to pull out a gun and reveal a boner as well

[wade8zero]

Best Collegehumor!

[azonic2002]

wheeeereeee else would you tuck it? unless you think the circus tent is a good look, ya gotta tuck

[Uzerc]

The video's not loading for me. Thanks to the comments, I can read the video! 

[Thr33B3astGam3rz]

come on guys lets get out of here...... oh wait i have a gun

[julzshin]

i thought i was the only one

[MrMrkeithl]

i never laughed so hard in my life... how does this not have more views lmao!!

[SuperSeppie]

"Who does that?"

Every single male.

[TheBleachRocks1]

i think he put a dildo in his pants

[roywang86123]

Oh wait, I have a gun

Lol

[ChristDeRosario]

Omg that is hilarious! xD

[abcdougable]

"my kid's sister"?

isn't that just his kid?

[teenagewasteland515]

@abcdougable kid sister*

[Grizzlax29]

@abcdougable it means younger sister

[mrblackcharcoal]

Amazingly funny!

[DGxShAdOwZz]

haha this is so funny

[RyJ2009]

He was the first gangster I've ever seen who didn't hold his gun sideways...

[Unbanable32]

"Oh wait.... I have a gun"

[Bulkasme]

Actually, I was on the gangster side. David killed his sister, forgot about this and made fun of his boner. David deserved a bullet ;)

[potatoepie99]

funny

[Faiz0rr]

so everyones just going to ignore the fact that the guy killed his little sister in a drive by

[TheAwesomeguy8]

bonerific!!



[LyingVision]

everyones forgetting about the first like 5 seconds its so funny

[ultimateblade1000]

291 had boners and forgot they had a gun

[FilipTheMVC]

That gangster dude actor that plays the gangster is a really good doctor

[fbiseyal]

........oh wait ah have uh gun

[salrubz]

The gangster dude's really a good actor :O

[GoldenSenshiGalaxia]

The actor that plays the gangster is a really good actor!

[RyanPriceish]

You belee' dis clown?

[runforthehills007]

what else are you supposed to do with a boner...

[DaHuntsman1]

@runforthehills007 flipping it into your pants would be a start...

[starkreality70]

i miss hardly working

[ContainedMax]

@starkreality70 what do you mean, they still make them

[danieluzumaki14]

ur grabing your boner lmao

[GoodGameNoRematch]

Lol. Press 4 wait 1 sec, then press 5.

[snorkslovesyou]

"Yo killa"

"Ohhh it's killin time..." hahaha that kills me every time.

[NoRefundsXD]

of course sarah would say that

[pollyperfect1]

1:05 and 1:15 LOOOOOOOL The way he says shutup ok

[longbum123]

Oh wait, I have a gun.

[longbum123]

Oh wait, I have a gun.

[kingpain71]

Why are they at Jakes desk? :P

[retro945]

press 5

[snipes081]

@retro945 Why?

[Espeo92]

i've honestly never heard of tucking your boner into your waistband lol. i thought it was just supposed to go down one of your pants legs

[KillerProductions86]

the penis is mightier..

[imbloodlesss]

Oh wait, I HAVE A GUN.

[GAMEtruTV]

when i dont have a boner i still tuck it into the waist of my jeans.

because when i get one like it bends all weirdly and and goes down my leg..

[Minatoleekrinaze]

OK-HAY

[DillonCasas7]

Lol they censored the area around his penis at the very end of the video xD

[legopsychopath]

"Oh wait... I have a gun!" lmao

[carm1ne55555]

ooh its killer time! hes got a bones too!

[LizTheSinger]

Amazing actors.

[MrBord2death]

does anyone notice at 1:15 he touches his mouth after touching his boner!?

[Luis89142]

0:37 i can tell Sarah wants that! XD

[TheWutangmaster]

Yo, you belie dis clown!

[TheAlawiiii]

The boner guy is a good actor ^^

[OHreally139]

Wait I have a gun lol

[HumanJarv]

My body's changin'.

[thatshowyoudie]

0:33 :)

[BChart3]

"You're grabbing your boner."

"Oh shit, I am!"

XD

[LallyOO7]

"Oh wait I have a gun" *all run*

[Soni758]

Hahaha "Why you gotta be so mean OKAY" He's a good actor :D

[mjjbskfanatic]

@Soni758 I was thinking that. especially the way he said "parking lot". great comedic timing :D

[Aaron3502]

KID SISTER. He said kid sister.

[WhenOrangesAttack]

Killed my kids sister, so that would be your daughter?

[BlueIVA]

@WhenOrangesAttack

he means kid sister. like younger sister

[WhenOrangesAttack]

@BlueIVA Ahh got it, its what i get for being British xD

[BlueIVA]

@WhenOrangesAttack

lolfest. im not american :p

[Machinehandsgrass]

"Yup that's a boner you have a boner" I fucking love Sarah

[PRocker320]

Kid sister = sister who is a kid

[smilesalot555]

i want to see more of the three gangster guys. they're hilarious.

[saborboricuapr1]

I had to watch it 5 times straight... soo funny..

[TheVikings9876]

Lol funniest hardly working

[AC1DMonkeyz]

U killed my sister in. Drive-by!

I dot even remember when it was

It was yesterday afternoon!

LOL!

[stevendanhightower]

Kids sister = other daughter

[Punk5Rock]

if i had a penis, i would tuck my boner in the waist of my jeans too...but it would probably be too small to poke out the top :(..... :P

[juifist]

"ooh its killin time" hes got a boner too "maan my bodies changin"

[Dharok4321]

I tuck my boner at an angle at one side so it's vertical lol

[DanielTran4]

WHY ARE PAT AND SARAH ALWAYS TOGETHER IN SKITS.

[sirhoeable]

I thought he was gonna let David suck his boner @ 1:06 xDD

[iLiKeCeRe]

i liked the black gangsta lol

YO IT'S KILLIN TIME!

He's got a boner too!

lol he hid it behind a calculus book

[JCATEPICNESS]

Oh wait... I have a gun hahahahaa

[RaRaAshley]

KID SISTER. Meaning his little sister. Oh my gosh, Einsteins...

[Wolvyre]

wait... am i tripping or did he say "your boy here killed MY KIDS SISTER in a drive through" at 0:14 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?WTF O_O

[TheScalica]

Man its killing time

You got a boner too!

Man my body's changing

haha

[steelmarine45]

ohh wait i have a gun... after math he shot his boner

[w1ck3dad4m]

"my kids sister"

[7forlife97]

Omg the guy is Like :

"shut up alright, everyone just shut up"

That killed me lmaoo

Btw he's FUCKIN SEXYY

[iruleandyoudont371]

the end of this made me lol

[hinoshi123]

Thats how i hide my boner :x

[ericm1988]

@kidchris26 i tuck it in the waistband of my briefs, and cover the hanging out part with my jeans.

[airaoft4life]

@kidchris26 superbad

[Thnderhunter]

@kidchris26 mother of god..

[syryoyoboy]

For every one who doesnt hear correct: its his KID sister, aka his little sister

[HumanPenguinBoy]

is the black guy the guy who played as dr dre in the key of awosome?

[TheDusteMikkel]

Oh wait...

[Grinder815]

Can we not get the greatest jokes from the video in the top comments? You're ruining it for everyone.

[deathofapopstar]

his kids sister, thats his daughter

[kazcabel]

lol I can't imagine David in a drive-by

[gamegod9000]

"...Wait a minute. I have a gun."

"OH SHIT!"

[BSMitchell1]

Why is the concept of kid sister to hard to grasp? It means his little sister!

[Bunneh8]

@BSMitchell1 I know right. His "Kid Sister" as in his Sister who is a kid, not hard

[ajnode]

@BSMitchell1

Some people have a hard time conceptualizing basic variations of the English language xD

[BanjoBoy33]

WHY IS THAT DUMB WHORE IN MY SUGGESTED VIDEOS

[Phillycop1976]

She was digging that boner

[changstachief]

anyone else notice they blur his boner at the end

[Mindcram]

epic ending but I was SO expecting it

[MAKKEBAKKE]

"my kid's sister" what a mindfuck

[whiitedragonn]

@MAKKEBAKKE nah dude, my kid sister, meaning his little sister who is a child.

[MAKKEBAKKE]

@whiitedragonn lawl

[4mineandonlymone]

Its called seatbelting

[Deathaxel1998]

Wats gonna happen..... Oh wait I have a gun

[Boost4lifeCP]

his kids sister??? wouldnt that be his daughter??

[IbnFawzi]

@Boost4lifeCP His kid sister, not kid's sister.

[baileyorange1]

Oh wait I have a gun lol

[camkeezy3]

Ok..

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Hahahahaha boner guy is so funny we need a standoff 2!

[Sticky122333]

After all that time he finally realizes that hes got a gun

[mokonarules]

Oh wait...I have a gun.

[Guy132]

i'd show sarah my bonah...

[gelatojoe]

@lightandbeautiful. Fuck you

[DeadPanHunger]

he grabbed his boner again at the end O.O

[suzy1407]

He said KID SISTER. HAHA........ Sarah just wanted to see his dick ;)

[UntitledHome]

"My kid's sister"? So, you mean your other kid?

[TBomb15]

@UntitledHome "my kid sister." meaning his little sister

[UntitledHome]

@TBomb15

... I'm retarded.

[zachrfields]

the good old texas tuck

[Ep1cNinja]

At least the top two comments aren't quotes from the video.

[weeziteer]

I wonder how big the black guys penis was??

[SuperHelloKittyGuy]

Never let one boner stop you!!

[captainbadass1000]

"My body's changing!"

[FBi1990ify]

Ahahah

[monsterkiller5]

Wouldn't his kids sister be his daughter?

[no9t9]

@monsterkiller5 he didn't say "kid's sister", he said "kid sister"... meaning his little sister.

[Tempdoom]

I tuck it in between my legs.

[simsboy6]

you grabbed you bonner

oh shit i am

[Kimpermaans]

i do that...

[AirspaceProductions]

First time I've laughed at at a college humor video in a while.

[rrrtannous]

remember we met at the shelter?

[benvey]

...this happened to me today. longest walk from english class to spanish ever

:(

[tuolinkantaja]

280 people were grabbing their boner when reaching for their gun

[fluroza]

That main gangsta was a great actor, daaaaang!!

[davidlin112]

@fluroza Yeah, he's actually really good at this

[iTzMist]

"Some gangsters show Pat and Sarah a few tips." .. eww..

[MrGMaN3301]

"You're grabbing your Boner!", "Oh Shit I am!" LOL

[Omeegia]

Pats face at 0:17

[JAMxSkalla16]

wait... so no one else tucks their boner ?? i thought it was common sense lol

[ExtinguishedKhaos]

Wouldn't his kids sister be his kid too?

[lumina1313]

@ExtinguishedKhaos kid sister as in younger sister

[lavinen500]

i do...

[MiqroMaiqel]

everyone does that you idiot

[dduble07]

Wait so Sarah is leaving CH? Will she still be in some of the skits???

[LTRules21]

I have a boner

[RomanMario14]

Lmfao Funny A'f.!!!xD

[lilmario0]

thumps up if u do that sometimes

[DuckMySickLOL]

so thats why black guy's pants got a sag, to hide their boner

[DarthTomale]

...I do that...

[BECKDADDY]

One time i almost nutted into my belly button

[mrdddddddddddd12]

He killed his kids sister... so he killed his kid.

[raynarayskye]

@mrdddddddddddd12 Um...you heard that wrong. He kid his kid sister meaning his little sister

[TJankris]

lol 1:37 best "Who does that!" ever

[CalebTheObjective]

anybody hear that high pitch sound from this video? its bugging me like crazy

[AhmedMansFtw]

hahahahha

[snorkslovesyou]

Hahaha Itz killin time.

[1234sweetpeas]

These white gangster boys are WHACK!

[cooperD1997]

Would be funnier if his gun was a dildo

[ArAbGeAr]

Damn that guy was a good actor. He should be in movies

[nicholash1000]

transcribe the audio and go to 0:36

[free30mikoerftwimo0o]

/watch?v=JVN79bwqJrw speech from Charlie Chaplin him self.... watch it is much worth it