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  • Why do you need 6?

  • "What if I want to help you put it in?" *awkward stares*

  • FLARGEn

  • the top comments are the same thing! DX

  • 1-555-GO-HARD

    2:06

  • @FranklinArmadeos damn i didnt see those big numbers on the screen. thanks for the heads up.

  • 20 people love the flat and deflated look.

  • Retards

  • I FEEL SO DIRTY I THINK I MIGHT TAKE A SHOWER!

  • Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The corncob skewer part always makes me choke on laughter.

  • am I the only one that bought one???

  • its still playing with the sound all messed up ):

  • LOL dont hate me cuz im fabulous :)

  • They should make a special bigger one one that's than the black expressing Chris browns thing

  • Funny how they use socks in the video instead of a lumpit

  • 0:42-0:52 10 SECONDS WELL SPENT!

  • Dang thease dudes r awesome xD

  • what if i wanna help you put it in? hahaha

  • looks like he is prego

  • the guy is gay he said what if i wanna help u put it in 1:25-1:27

  • I see this as an actual product ....

  • i called that number, didnt work......

  • I called the number... I got latin police...

  • i get it black is large.. cuz u know and white is medium and asian.. i mean yellow, is small

  • Hahaha

  • JJAJA MUY BUENO JAJAJAJJA!

  • WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!

  • if these were real they would be kind of rasist...

  • Yellow lumpit = asian person

    White lumpit = white person

    Black lumpit = black person

    Anyone else notice that?

  • @Mrubio18 Shit i was just gunna comment on that

  • @Mrubio18 i was about to make the EXACT same comment!

  • @Mrubio18 cause its stereotypein

    duhhh lol

  • @UkShuffling i know its a stereotype...

  • @Mrubio18 thats the point

  • @Mrubio18 i was just thinking about that but i saw this vid like 2 years ago lol

  • @Mrubio18 nothing gets passed you...

  • /watch?v=R2fwHjLvvk4&feature=r­elated

  • Put it in? Well you ARE good-looking...

  • il take ten please

  • bahahahahahhah

  • fucking love it, so funny

  • haha! Best part 0:41 - 0:56 !

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  • what if i wanna help you put it in! ROFL!

  • Fucxkin Pervert .! Haha My favortie part xDD

  • "fuckin pervert!!!"

    <3 you guise

  • did anyone realize the white medium, large black, and small yellow lumpit referred to white, black, and asian guys dicks :p :p

  • @winteriista lol yeah that was funny

  • Fuckin' pervert!

  • @WJD7119 oh aw you know you want it baby......:)

  • @antisasusakulover Are you seriously talking to me! Pervert

  • @WJD7119 Whateva!

  • @antisasusakulover Fun fun

  • @WJD7119 me and friends use these quotes through our daily life for all occasions maybe to feel elegant,sexy,fabulous,or even baller!

  • @antisasusakulover Does it also give you that confidence you never had?!

  • @WJD7119 why yes it even let me impress that certain somebody....

  • lmao 1-555-GO-HARD

    I'm wearing a Nike shirt right now that says "Go Hard" hahahaha (not in a gay way)

  • The color thing was funny :D

  • I need one of those for my Jareth costume. You just can't get the extremely tight David Bowie tights look if you're a girl.

  • 1:21 was a really awkward scene

  • lmao omg ur characters are so funny! i love the jogger

  • i can see someone on an infomercial advertising this and making millions

  • Yellow = asian's

    white = white american's

    black = black american's

  • @marlongrazy10 haha i thought i was the only one who realized that i guess a lot of people did lol

  • haa yello like a chinese person lmao (:

  • ahahahahahahhaha!!

  • Use lumpits to make you feel more elegant, sexy, fabulous, and even baller! Lol xD

  • I know some guys in my school that need that badly ;)

  • I LOVE THIS SHIT

  • ahahaha =) i recognize our advertisings...

  • ayyy go hardd

  • I'll take 20! ;)

  • Wat if ur Hispanic? Lol

  • lol XD 1-555-GO-HARD

  • F*king pervert! hahahahaha at 0:42

  • oh i feel so dirty i think i might take a shower!! :) :) :)

  • When r u gonna make a new video?

  • OHHHH I FEEL SO DIRTY! I THINK I MIGHT JUST TAKE A SHOWER!!! hahahahahaha!

  • @nickorama22 no shit lol that was part of the joke

  • DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE IM FAAAABBBBUUUULLLLOOOOUUUUSS!

  • fuckin pervert, lmfao

  • i fucking want one!

  • hahahahahaha

  • LOL SOOO FUNNY AND THE FACE OF THE DUDE IN THE MINUTE 0:10 XD LOL !! AND 17 DUDES NEEDS LUMPITS ! LLOLL

  • Hahahahh Itss Soo Funny!

  • LOLZ I feel so dirty I think I might take a shower :) Nice one guys

  • Yellow is for Asians not only Chinese dumbass, White I's for caucassion's, And black is for Africans, And I'm mixed of black and white haha u guys got small dicks!!

  • DON"T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M FABULOUS!!!!

  • haha the yellow one is Chinese and the black is black male and white is white male xD

  • Do they sell these at wal-mart i TOTALLY need one!!!:) haha lol

  • Anybody notice that the colors are based on skin colors( yellow is Chinese) :)

  • 0:45 fucking pervert

  • im flat and deflated

  • omg. Hilarious.

  • I'm surprized that it does not seem to need a lot of teasing and hair-spray.

  • i have those same fucking scewers!! hahaha!!!!!!

  • HAHA "DONT HATE ME BECAUSE IM FABULOUS!"

  • jajaja muy divertido :D

  • HAha, I wonder how many people called 1-555-Go-Hard

  • OMG! LOL!

  • hahahahahaha thats frickin hilarious!!!

  • this is the best thing since rapest glasses. lol

  • "Ohhh. I feel so dirty I think I might take a shower!"

    "FCKN PERVERT."

  • DON'T HATE ME 'CAUSE I'M FABLOUS!! lol

  • Okay everyone, it looks like the glitches and sync problems on this video finally cleared up somehow (thank you YOUTUBE!) so we're making this one public again! Enjoy, and rejoice in knowing that all of your comments can stay alive!

  • please fix this video asap. Another of my favorites. Youtube suxs >.<

  • FUCKED UP AUDIO

  • Fluff and ajust lol

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  • Whats wrong with the Nerd Middle Finger?

  • what if i want to help put it in...wtf lol

  • those models are sexy

  • Woooow tha color choices are retarted but this is funny

  • I'm Asian. I have a small penis. I laughed my ass off at the color joke.

  • Makes the perfect boner.

  • creepy

  • ahaha i get the color choices, hilarious 5 stars :)

  • LOL. this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahaha I'm Sure that some guys are already dialing the Number 1 555-GO HARD hahahahahahahaha

  • WHOOOO! I feel so dirty, I think I might take a showa!

  • FUCKING AMAZING! this has to be the funnest commercial ever =]

  • The vids hilarious, but I always

    Laugh at the Tags. Besides things that Actually realate to The video, it

    Just has all the Popular crap on. I admire

    You for your Cleverness. Keep up the

    Good work!

  • ur gross

  • lol

  • dont hate me becuase im fabulous!

  • This was hilarious.

    Some guys are so pathetic and desperate that they might actually use this if it was invented lol.

  • very funny

  • WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!?????!!!!!!!

  • lol i own sum of thou hair thing but this vid is soo funny

  • lol its yellow for chinese people white for white people and black for black people

  • dude, i dare any of u to call 1-555-go-hard and tell me wat u hear!!!!!!!!!

  • @deVilJr1235

    o_o Omfg :o

  • @deVilJr1235 i'll do it

  • @deVilJr1235 it didnt work its not a real number

  • @cichoo123 well, at least U have the lumps to do it. (cheesy joke) :D

  • omg, the different colors. now i get it. ha ha

  • the guy at 00:35 looks like my bf!

  • hahaha

  • HAHHAHAA

  • The small yellow lumpit is designed to resemble the back of a corn cob sucre.

  • hahaha!! funniest video ive seen eva!!

  • You guys are HILARIOUS! One of the best YouTube videos I've ever seen. Wow. hahaha

  • lol @ 1-555-GO-HARD

  • It took me so long to get the significance of the different colors XD.

  • omg the kid at 00:15 has THE best scream hahaha

  • that is sofuckin funny wow lol

  • tan and crooked hahaha

  • "Don't hate me cause I'm fabulous!"

    LOL I love this!

  • 1:21 haha

  • dont hate me because im fabulous

  • i get it when they use the colors yellow chinese =small penis ///white medium =white people///black large=black people

  • @grrg81495 no shit

  • Don't hate me cause I'm fabulous!

  • did one of the guys loose a lot of weight? he looked a lot chunkier when they did the scabbed parody

  • love the color ideas...lmfao ha!

  • I see what they did with the colors there haha

  • Also i called 1-555-go-hard and no one picked up i need one!!! oh and if PixiesProductioninc hears this i want a Medium white please lol

  • lol 0:43-55 so funny love your videos!

  • 1:00-1:05

  • This reminds me of one of the guys from Spinal Tap.

  • or even baller! lmfao 1:07

  • hahahaha

    yellow = asian guy

    white = white guy

    black= black guy

  • @texacolives haha yah got that

  • that shit waz fukin hilarious

  • GO HARD LOL

  • jajajajajajajja

  • hilarious.

  • lmaooo haha

  • Or even baller! :L:L

    LUSH!

  • haha funny but too much screaming going on...

  • LMFAO! haha this is mad funny!

  • thats funny as hell! omg wow im getting my bf that for his bday!!! HAHA

  • I know what to get my boyfriend for his birthday! :D

  • HAHAHA oh man lumpits. that commercial was just asking for a parody

  • Haha small is yellow for asains medium is white for white pol and large is black for black pol. That's funny.

  • Why do you hate me???!!

  • you could probably make penise shapped cookies out of it lol

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  • i feel so dirty i might take a shower

    haha

  • there's no size for me, im half black and half white. Guess im gonna get the black 1 lol

  • lil innopropriate!