Probaly the Best Joke Ever

[CatMaster90001]

This was on the Disney Channel?? ... AWESOME!!! 8D

[TheDarrellDean316]

Hahahaha!!! AWESOME!!!

[JimmyCaravan]

"DON'T YELL AT THEM!"

[Yakkination]

I have told that joke to all my neices and nephews,my kid,and my two grand nieces over the years,and everyone of them laughed at it. Can't beat the muppets for a good joke lol.

[Cartoonyworld109]

Was this from the actual Muppet Show?

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@Cartoonyworld109 This was in their sequel series called "muppets tonight" one of the orginial ABC's TGIF night shows.

[kriswright]

I know nobody is going to believe this, but I think my dad came up with that joke back in the mid 80s. He, my sister and I all remember it happening: My sister drew a picture of a rhino with an elephant trunk and she showed it to us, saying, "It's a cross between an elephant and a rhino. What should I call it?" And my dad fell over laughing at the idea of calling it Elephino. (In truth, I wouldn't be surprised if the joke was actually older than that, but none of us had heard it before!)

[dookiescoops]

this is absolutely positively hilariousness!!

[giantsean]

This is why we went 20 years without Muppets

[Superstarseven]

@giantsean The Muppets never went away.

[Tunga001]

The double meaning is ingenious.

[WayTooFunnyTV1]

14 years later during algebra test "OH MY GOSH. I GET THAT JOKE NOW!" i spent that day in detention. it was worth it.

[rascalferret]

I use this joke all the time

[schoolhater32]

ooooooo hell if i know ooooooo

[jackdavenportsbaby11]

that's actually really funny XD

[crazyviking24]

LOL! That is actually funny. I love the fact where he is trying to explain the joke to the crowd.

[SSlovebird]

Hell if I know!

[SuperCatfire]

@SSlovebird um.

[ejeff123]

This is such a good clip. This was the start of pepe

[Quickdrawn94]

I get!

[oansun]

Classic is how I meant it, semantics or not. Classic is a perfect example of something, that's the definition. Muppets Tonight is not that, no matter the age for such. It was a new version of something that was classic television. The Muppet Show was also played on the Disney Channel at the same time this was, some people just get the two mixed up. It's ok, it's still a good show, but I wasn't alluding to seminal. We're on the same page, but getting there differently.

[Msfruitkiller]

i thought they were saying albino at first.

[SigmarVonKoss]

yes! YES!

[telecataplin]

Decir Seymour.

Sí Pepe?

¿Qué se obtiene cuando se cruza un rinoceronte?

Pepe Gee no sé? ¿Qué se obtiene al cruzar un elefante con un rinoceronte?

Ela-si-ino!

[100000killstreak]

wow, this IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!

[kl990]

HOLY CRAP. I haven't thought about this in years. I remember watching this when I was little, and I thought this episode was the greatest thing ever. my brother had to explain the joke to me, but yeah this episode was great. I love pepe and the elephant explaining the joke.

[disneybandman]

"What do you get when you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?"

"Ela-if-i-know" or......HELL IF I KNOW!

[ifihavetoo]

ummmmmmmmmm

[SuperCatfire]

lol the crowd was speechless

[Jax101001]

Put soap in there mouth

[noahsark50]

heh heh hehhh



[boomerfunk4]

No, they get it, they were just shocked that you put that on the muppets

[LaDracul]

I wonder what happened to Seymour...he's like the Brian Dunkleman to Pepe's Ryan Seacrest.

[Evilseed1]

@LaDracul In a 2008 interview, Pepe reported that Seymour's green card expired and he was subsequently deported to India where he works in a zoo.

[Akhilendra2010]

Oh! I get it! Haha xD

[boltorgagae]

@Akhilendra2010 i dont haha

[ari29]

i dont get it

[sballet99]

@ari29 the word has double meaning, it's sounds like "elephino" but the real meaning is "hell if i know"

[wishweweres]

I saw this when it first aired and have told that joke a million times since.

[TruBeliever4Life]

i laugh every time i think of this joke. ever say it out loud sometimes just to hear it lol

[13Naru13]

Pepe is a king prawn! Do not call him a shrimp!

[dedededede991]

"I'm Seymour, I'm Pepe, were two of a kind, I'm a little bit forward, and I've got a big behind"!

[freakstate]

PePe scares the crap outta me

[dedededede991]

@freakstate yea what the heck is he supposed to be?!?!

[SmashtasmLink]

Elephino? *rimshot*

[bowbowyoyo]

lol thats terrible for a classic disney show... oh well, it was HILARIOUS :D

[oansun]

@bowbowyoyo it isn't a classic disney show, but a muppets show, and not particularly classic. It was on ABC primetime. The disney channel watermark was from a rerun.

[Mediaright]

@oansun It's classic if you're under the age of 25. =\

[oansun]

@Mediaright I wasn't aware Muppets Tonight was so highly revered by the younger general populous of the world's youth. It's good, it was funny, but I'm not sure it had the same impact as The Muppet Show is the point, no matter the age of the viewer.

[Mediaright]

@oansun Well, then we're getting into semantics. =\ Classic is different from seminal, which seems to be what you're alluding to. The Muppet Show was before our time, and most kids of a certain age only had Sesame Street and a few movies to draw from. So when you see celebrities joking it up with the Muppets, and it's good, it leaves an impression. That's why it's "classic". Maybe not earth-shaking, but to these kids, classic.

[SuperILUVMJ]

i love how at the end of every sentence pepe says "OKAY?"

[tripletzful]

I always laugh when I hear that joke!

[lilbit902]

lls... hell if i know?

[SuperSupersonicboy]

Hell if i know not that funny i hear that all the time lol

[BigBirdBOSS123]

thats wut i wuz talkin about douche. the joke is it sounds like he's saying HELL IF I KNOW. get your facts straight bitch

[Haeinscute]

it sounds more like EL IF I KNOW not ELA IF I KNOW, theres no a sound when he says it fast.

[BigBirdBOSS123]

@Haeinscute thats the joke pickle dork

[Haeinscute]

@BigBirdBOSS123 No, the joke was "el if I know" not the misspelling of what he said. And seriously? "Pickle dork"? What are you 3?

[Imdaleader]

I like how they snuck in "hell if I know" on a Disney show lol

[Strato50]

What is Pepe "alittle bit" of? :P

[snake2392]

@Strato50 a little bit forward

[gabenovski]

Ricsörd?

[TheRandomShowHQ]

My friends Ckyrro and Joe tell this joke repeatedly throughout the school day and if they were anybody else, I'd smack them or tell them to stfu. They have driven it into the ground!! But they still make me smile!! I love those guys!! ^-^ and their Ernie and Cookie sketch in our school Spring performance!! - Stasia

[SQUIRTLEuseSKULLBASH]

Mom: Wtf are you watching??

Me: Ela-if-I-Know

[bonesdog101]

on disney.... WIN.

[docbrox]

why do i gotta'splain to u ppl hokay?! lol classic!!

[AmericanFlag1]

5 people clearly did not get the joke...

[scarface7uk7]

Why would anyone dislike this joke?

Ela-if-I-Know

[zshaw7549]

I still say this joke out of nowhere still. The funny thing is Pepe's voice while saying this joke.

[gordogreat74]

I always thought Seymour was an aardvark, not an elephant..huh.

[PCHavoc]

......eh...

[JDBeinRandom]

*splutters with laughter*

[ranka35]

three words for these guys! "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" lol

[SeLAnDDeMiFaN33]

for anyone who doesnt get it, it hell if i know, elifino? get ittt?

[krzwis]

@SeLAnDDeMiFaN33 you just solved what I had been wondering since i was 10 or 11 when i first saw this

[SeLAnDDeMiFaN33]

@krzwis

haha i just figured it out when i watched it the other day, that was put in the movie for the adults most likely

[krzwis]

@SeLAnDDeMiFaN33 this is from the Muppets tonight tv show, not any movie.... but yeah, totally a joke for adults

[SeLAnDDeMiFaN33]

@krzwis i know, i ACTUALLY meant to say show, lol

[Goodman910]

Pepe was the best muppet EVER!!! and he wasnt Jim Henson's creation, wow. He's so hilarious, he gets on several late nite talk shows, still!! Where did he come from? Hell if i kno, i mean, elifino!!!

[DarkRider69]

@Goodman910 This show (Muppets Tonight) was his debut. I saw this, and I was hooked. His performance in Muppets from Space just killed me. Unquestionably the best Muppet created since Jim Henson died (although Piddles is growing to be a strong second).

[WuTangMan3699]

LMAO

This Is The Very 1st Time That I Had Ever Seen Pepe!! And Becuase Of This, He Is Just My Very Bestest Best Favorite Muppet Ever!!!

"Why Do I Have To Explain It To You People, Okaayyy!! Elif-I Know!!"

LOL

[jfair87]

man, thats one tough crowd :P

[gritnom]

Damn, Disney! PUT THIS ON DVD ALREADY!!!

[skullbasher115]

they will, brian henson said he will put on dvd as soon as all the seasons of the muppet show r on dvd

[tamisweetie]

I think the funniest part is when they bring out the signs saying " ela- if " and " i- know". hahaha, does any one els think so?

[popdiva123]

elphaion haha

[sholanawalters]

oooh god they are the best i loved them lmao

[nintendogamerlper]

disney i be dammed

[vampiremidnighter13]

i geddit, hell if i know

[Alex6544onPS3]

haha, i actually laughed a bit.

[madchef]

The giant hook is hilarious

[Syberpro]

i dont get it...

[wowt]

@Syberpro 'ell if i know?

[Syberpro]

@wowt oh

and if i know ?

[Syberpro]

@wowt or elephano ?

[ericbam1227]

HAHA!!! this is awesome!

[ConnDevi88]

"Even the laugh track didn't that funny"

- Clifford

[Imdaleader]

Funniest joke ever!!

[Leogriffen]

lmfao hell if i know xD

"maybe we should just sing the song..."

[theunknownpast]

Hehe I didn't get it until they explained it xD

still a really good joke lolz

[zeshleman]

pepe is the best

its a shame he is not in more videos

[singring76]

Sheer brilliance.

[Dzjoowie]

Completely true! This is one of the best jokes ever!

[Pooleman96]

Just don't mention that to Fozzie Bear, ok? LOL

[MadHatterMCR]

Hah XD

[veryvickers]

amazin!!!!!

[JohnStripedfur]

It's surprising that Pepe is more popular than Simor there. I hardly see Simor anymore.

[ToasterPig]

According to wikipedia Simor was retired after Muppets Tonight was cancelled.

[JohnStripedfur]

Why did they retired him? Him and Pepe made a good team on that show.

[ToasterPig]

*Shrugs* I dont know.

I can only speculate.

My guess is that its just because hes not as popular as Pepe. And ever since Muppets Tonight was canceled there really hasnt been a lot of opportunity to show off the more obscure muppets.

There havnt been many movies since then either (and the movies primarily feature just the original jim henson muppets anyway)

Maybe he will reemerge now that The Muppets are making their own youtube videos.

[JohnStripedfur]

Perhaps. I really liked Muppets Tonight. It was such a good show. Oh well.

And they do? Me would like to see. :)

[rayman961]

best most hilarious thing ever roflmfao so funny i cant beleive it its so funny

[keffmuffeboy]

HAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA xD

[Pooleman96]

Anybody catch the Muppet Newsman in the left side of the audience @ 0:24?

[iluvmichaeline]

@Pooleman96 And Sgt. Floyd Pepper on the right side.

[GoodGawd]

Awesome.