My Immortal: A Melodramtic Reading Ch. 4-6

[sirskeletonsam]

I like how you kinda have to read the author's notes with an accent 'cause of the spelling.

[LMTR14]

the dumbledore voice sucked

[starwars96]

I shouldn't be drinking milk while listening to this, I'm laughing so hard XD

[ICanCU88]

Dumbly Yoda voice is BEST voice :D

[Eunnette]

I love that McGonagall sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire.

[abominableangel90]

Shit, if I had been drinking something while I was watching this I would have spewed it everywhere after that Dumbledore line. XD XD Just had to pause the video for about 10 minutes to laugh my ass off.

[clarkispotamia]

JARED LETO?! WHYYYYY!!!!!! D:

[gokyokitty]

So... this fic... it was a parody, right? If not... I weep for humanity.

[eambers]

@gokyokitty no one really knows if Tara, the author, was a troll or not....

[FreakSpazKing]

Hold the fuckin phone

She's a vampire

and she put in cross earrings

....She should be burning or dying. Vampires are hurt by holy items like crosses and holy water!!

[xCyanideSodax]

LOL.

This is amazing. xD

[BethGoth15]

Your brother's hilarious! Does he voice act for a living? If not, he should! ^_^

[sonicperson123]

I laughed so hard at the parts where your brother did the voices xD

[VaatiOfDarkness]

omfs you have to continue this!

[CleaningCaptain]

Stoop flamming!

[jwolfe90810]

never mind, congratulation on reading the bad grammar.



[RozenAlchemist]

Your brother is just...win. As are you.

You are both win.

[smallredrocks]

Am I the only one who thinks Snape sounds like Riff Raff?

[pikachuokami90]

They were doing it in the forbidden forest?! well atleast Aragog gets some porn now, and a meal...

[videogamenostalgia]

The worst part?

This is STILL better than the epilogue of The Deathly Hallows...

[MultiAnimeChick]

Oh god, 2:35 I just lost it!! As if I wasn't laughing hard enough after hearing Snape xD

[PinkWonderlandRoses]

I feel sorry for all the bands that Tara mentioned- the only one I listen to is Evanescence but damn. Even REBECCA BLACK (as horrible as she is) wouldn't have deserved to be written into this fanfiction. Dx

[pyrotechnicotaku]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

MOTHERFUCKERS

[TheAndrewj96]

1:11

Oh.

Oh.

...

Oh.

I just completely lost it at that part.

XD

[Doomy23]

This really got way better when more people joined in. Your brother absolutely stole the show.

[smallredrocks]

"Sorrow and evilness" -Dr. Evil-

I was that close to pissing myself laughing.

[FytexFayt]

"Then he put his [Pencil] into my [sharpener] and we [played checkers] for the first time."

XD I love this SO MUCH

[OrangeTealSky]

fucking dying omg. i love you guys.

[superchaotix]

"because I love the taste of human blohohod" lol

[152yavol]

I totally lost it at 2:36

[Dataleopard]

I love the voices. xD you guys are great.

[brandirandom21]

GRANNY BRA xD



[ItalianStallion393]

TAKE THE MUSIC OUT I CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE STORY JFDSA;FJKDSAFJKADS;

[Cheer10197]

Press 2 for repeated "Oh... Oh... OH" XDD

I'm crying omfg <3

[sillygrl23]

This always made me wonder, correct me if I am wrong but aren't goth girl characters originally the "Anti-Mary Sue" characters in stories?

[MsApples007]

@sillygrl23 Eum... no, actually, they are the most common sues... ^^

[sillygrl23]

@MsApples007 Hmmm, I guess I was thinking emo girls that were the most common sues. But maybe it depends on the fandom I guess. Interesting.

[SpaceCadetification]

Oh my god, forever laughing, thank you for making this

[sillygrl23]

Oh crap Ebony has bi-polar disorder everyone hit the deck! *hides*

[MrsSushiBar]

I love this! love love love love love this! xD I could listen to you guys read forever! It's so funny!

[aGaArAaDiCt]

I love the picture of the hyped up vampire at 5:26 XD

[KickingYourCat]

oh. oh. oh.

[StreakyTheFurry]

my body got all hot, kinda like an erection,

but I dont get one cuz I'm a girl you sick-o...

[MountainFox51]

I like how you tried so hard not to crack up! XDDD

[sightswiftlifter]

BECAUSE I LOVE HEERRRRRR!!

I died of laughter. XD

[YaoiDracones]

Lmao you guys are freakin amazing! Best melodramatic reading of this craptastic fanfiction. Ever.

[CrystalJupiter]

I'm crying.

He's...a vampire now? What is up with this chick??

[videogamenostalgia]

ugh your brother kills it. He's trying way to hard with the 'funny' voices- the writing's funny enough on its own- it doesn't need wacky voices...

[iluvgerard628]

This is how I got through school today



[GoldenGamingPhoenix]

Gotta love the Dumble-Yoda voice

[Heiryuu]

your amazing both you and your brother.

[RileyMcCartney21]

haha this is soo funny! The story would be worthless if y'all weren't reading it! Gotta give your brother props for the voices! And congrats go to yourself for thinking of making fun of this story :)

[Nightband]

Oh man this was awesome, but Dumbledore's "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERF***ERS!" was not what I expected

[VoorheesMachete]

I love you guys, seriously. I rofl all over my floor when you read two read this.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

How did she know there wasn't a scar /anymore/ if she didn't know he was Harry Potter...?

PLOT HOLE! :D

[pikachuokami90]

@xXSweetxNightmareXx My Immortal IS just one BIG PLOTHOLE!

[fluffypluffy]

You both are AWESOME. Your brother is especially kickass, and I'm close to crying from laughing so much right now. xD Liked, favorited, & subscribed. :)

[RaiRaiLovesAnime]

@fluffypluffy

Oh my goddess thank you so much for showing me this Fluffy! I'm dying! I swear! This is amazing!

[babyfroggi]

Oh my god I am crying. Tell your brother he is amazing, ok? ok.

You guys are both hilarious XD

[NyxesRealms]

I am so depressed I will go slit my wrist and read this until the bleeding stops.

[RuinousBeauty]

"Mediocre dunces."

Nothing worse then a mediocre dunce, that's what I always say.

[pikachuokami90]

Wait im kind of confused, he climbed ontop of her.... against the tree!?

that doesnt make sense!!

[ravenwoodwitch]

@pikachuokami90

None of this story makes sense, it's part of the hilarity and the headache.

[NarutoRPCfan]

I applaud you both... xD

[Tears222]

Now I'm subscribing to you <3! I love you both!

[therealcritic28]

WHY AM I NOT RELATED TO YOU TWO

[dracotheferret]

"What the hell are you doing you motherfuckers?!" made me laugh my ass off.

[Angusismyhero]

Great English accent, there are so many horrible ones out there!

[ElphabaTriggular]

Your. Brother. Is. Amazing.

[ElphabaTriggular]

Your. Brother. Is. Amazing.

[xVIDEOxGAMExFREAKx]

BigDumbNerd, I salute your Draco voice. I salute it with all of my might.

[mizufreak]

@xVIDEOxGAMExFREAKx  his voices are just awesome!

[mythbuster43]

How is "I Just Wanna Live" a gothic song?

[copperxrose11]

I love the laughing in the background...

[Pooky1991]

I think this is Stephenie Myers Twilight prototype.

[YellAtTheSky27]

When Harry (vampire) is talking, doesn't he remind you of Salad Fingers?

[therealcritic28]

@YellAtTheSky27

Dude, YES. One hundred percent agreed.

[WhirrledPease]

Amy Lee is so gore (get it, cause I'm goffik) geous! heheeehheeh JK, but she is pretty.

[drcoolcabbage]

4:58 Harry must be so relieved. I hate it when there are evil lions on my forehead too.

[PompamooseMagique]

This instalment is even funnier than the first one xD That is some bad literary sex right there, your brother's voices are fucking hilarious! And GC are weak as piss.

[RydwInBywYnCymru]

Manly stubble picture LOL

[oneXfeatherXleft]

SCAR XD

[Oicherealtai]

The x's are obnoxious xDDDD

And there is so much effin detail about "clovin" and "makuop" lol

[Skiforyourlife]

low-cut black floor-length dress? Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?

[Athena908]

@Skiforyourlife Err... low-cut... low-neck line? Or the author is just a dumbass.

[connahharvey]

lol love how ur trying not to lol

[Imasuky]

BigDumbNerd there is one of the best voice actors I have ever heard in my whole life and I mean that. And you are great as well.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

[LucylovesKohta]

Well, I kept hearing about this fanfic, and, even with your great reading, it was near impossible to sit through. I knew it was supposed to be bad, but not THIS bad. Good work though. I loved the voices :)

[Kunoichi1116]

xD I can't believe that you were still able to read after that 'love confession'

[SusanRenee49]

Ah, the train wreck continues... ;-)

I am officially addicted. Excuse me while I start mainlining more of the lulz.. 

[EmoEvilBunni]

i couldnt stop laughing.

this MUST be made into a movie

[MetroAngelsOfficial]

XD MY LIFE WAS MADE

[SpectacleMaximus]

Okay...Harry Potter 7 and 8 can be released later.

This HAS to be adapted into the next film.

[boomboom122]

Okay, you guys have made this story so much funnier than it was to me before. And for that, you win. You just do.

[pomodorogrande]

lmao you guys are frikin hilarious XD

[golpesdolorosos]

the voice of Snape is so WIN

[Whispy360]

Your brother has the best voices in the world. xD

[PiGirl13]

My favorite part is the A/N for Chapter 4: "I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!" Priceless. The way you read it is great.

[sparklecat03]

Kind of like an erection, except i'm a girl, so i didn't get one, you sicko. LOL!!!

[Anguished2]

Your brother is epic.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?! Made me laugh my ass off. Ah, getting strange stares from my family at the moment.

[Abbytater]

"Really?" he whimpered.

"YEAH!" I roared.

Best misuse of the English language ever.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

I love how she just expects us to know things before she puts them in an AN. "Psh, no DUH he had a headache! Who wouldn't have guessed THAT?"

[OrangeBlaze99]

the best bit is count chocula and blood XD

[Rhaxma]

Your brother kicks ass. xD

[BigDumbNerd]

@Rhaxma DOESN'T HE?!?!?!

[Nintendonut1]

He had a headache, okay. Wooooow, I'd hate to see his rage when he has, I dunno, the stomuch flu or something.

Getting to Harry's part, I facepalmed so. fucking. hard.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Your brother is awesome.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

By the way, thank you SO MUCH for playing a sample of the song mentioned. That song is awesome. (No, I'm not one of the author's friends. I don't even know her. And I'm not "goffik" [*groan*] either. xD I just like GC, OK?)

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Love how you showed Scar from The Lion King at the sentence "and there was no scar on his forehead any more". TLK is an awesome movie. :D Ah, nostalgia... xDDD

[amandamaya123]

I had a chewing gum. Then I laughed so much, I swallowed it. Now it's gone.

XD

[BtBbri]

OMFG!!! I was actually rolling on the floor laughing so hard when he was like :

"Oh. Oh.... OH!"

[TheSwanheart]

I love how you're always holding back laughter x'D

[unchainedvixenbabe]

this is beautiful

[littlehugbear]

Actually, she has made three words sound in-character. Snape's 'Fine. Very well.' *shaking head* This isn't even normal anymore. Did she ever finish it, actually? She was most likely just an eleven-year-old wanna-be 'goffik'. In fact, I'm quite surprised that she could use 'big words' like 'reluctant'. She most likely never wrote it right, did she? And chances are she never even got what she was saying; I sometimes hope that. Otherwise, it is bad with this Earth.

[cakie313]

this is hilarious! I love all the voices and pictures you've put with it XD

[Tareltonlives]

You guys are hilarious.

[DeathNoteMaker]

I bet he did have a lot of fun! XD His parts kept making me crack up! XD

[BlackStripe2]

xxxxxxxxx XD

[SimonXGeorge]

Count Chocula with blood? My favorite!

[laurahg138]

at 1:25 i laughed so hard i woke up everyone in here. this is incredible. xD

[AmSpazz]

I like how when you're reading you even make the fact that Harry giggled when he said that he likes drinking human blood seem almost likely. Hilarious.

[AmSpazz]

This is SOOOO hilarious you guys rock. I can't imagine better voice actors for this story.

[krazykittymatt]

I believe his name is pronounced Dumblydore!!!

[FascistFemale]

Oh my Gawd, lol, it's so bad. 

[HavestMoonEvents]

Tara is a genius. :D

[superbob96]

OMFG xD this is amazing!

Haha you have the cutest voice. And your brother does a great take on the characters =)

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

Dumblydore and Samuel L Jackson should team up and make a Pulp Fiction remake.

[BigDumbNerd]

@noeyedeer2jk89sx Well...I now have an idea for another voice to use later....

[1azula1]

Dumbledore + Yoda = TOTAL WIN

[Erahoshigakinara]

XDD

'BECAUSE I LOOOVVEE HHHHEEERRR!'

everyone was quiet.

I laughed because of the line AFTER that. X3 I would be saying something!

[candiedbones]

The yoda killed me.

I love you people.

[BigDumbNerd]

@candiedbones We do what we can. :)

[lambadadark]

"draco stopped the flying car and i got out of it"

"no mention of ground"

I'M WALKING ON BULSHIT WOOHOOHOO

[EmteeThotsRinny]

hahahaha

[SKLOVER16]

LMFAOOOOO props to ur bro on Draco saying "BEEECAUSE I LOOOOOOVE HEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR" lmfao.

[mikusmarthu]

0:46 lol

[leadmixer]

Dude. Props to your brother on eNoBy's and Draco's voices.

[MsTheCheshireCat]

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" xDxDxD

[Shaddypink12]

Draco: "Because I Loooooooooeeveve111@@sweree heerrrrrrrrrr!!!!"

Snape: "Fine. Kthnxbye"

[Celestialmoonfire]

I think my eyesight actually got worse. I mean really. I can't even see through my glassess properly anymore. It's all blurry now Dx

Though I like how you read this :3

[SidheKnight]

She has the names of the profesors wrong though.

They are: Dumblydore, MacGoogle and Snap.

[KingdomHeartsNinja]

I cried "tears of blood" when I first read this..XD Thanks for making the experience of reading it.. more... enjoyable?

I hate how she's making gothic people look so horrible! It's not about drugs, wristcutting and being all depressed, gosh!

She should try listen to some of the reviews she got - they could teach her a lot.

But thanks for the dramatic reading! XD

[SigilArcanum]

Someone should put this into a *gag* movie... Directed by ENoBY. Need a title... Pretencious Piece Of Romance Phailure... Meh something with spaztard spelling

[RaustBD]

no, that's twilight, not this. This is... this is so failtastic it flips back to epic.

[Cassandrabellex]

2:36

BECAUSE I LOVE HER!

[michellethehawtie]

BATTHTEEERD

[AerisMemory]

Dumbledore with Yoda's voice...it's too much!!! Ahahaha!

This has to be one of the most horrendous fanfics that I've ever seen, and the audio just makes the experience that much...er...better?

[JohnElwayFan2]

...Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[xsilexemcx]

OH GOD DRACO'S VOICE

[TheScienceguy77]

Thanks for putting this atrocity into audio. I tried to read it but the "tears of blood" of having one of my favorite books metaphorically raped is just too hard too handle. I'm serious we need to track the "author" (I'm using this term in the loosest possible way and have a good-old-fashioned lynching.

[Ashkihyena]

Lol, your brother was having way to much fun with this.

[clyneandras]

This was even more hilarious than the first three chapters! And the voices were awesome throughout. I nearly peed myself laughing!

[jefequeso]

I always imagined Dumbledore saying that line like Samuel L Jackson.

[XxRedKunxX]

"BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVV­VVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111­11111111ONEONEELEVEN"

Couldn't stop laughing. XD

[DulBeat]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

Everyone needs to watch the Masterpiece Fanfic Theater reading of this. It's brilliant.

[Karmillina]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

it was

dot dot dot dot dot dot

DUMBLEDOREEEEE

[cylobaby]

I love your brother's voice, LOL. :D

[RandomAvatarFan]

I always imagined the mother******* would be louder

[DannyPhantomAbriged]

Damnit I like good charlotte and maryln manson < DDDAAAAMMNNNNNN YYYOOOOUUU EEEEEBBBBBBBBBBOOOONNNNNEEEEE!­!!!!!!!111!1

<3~ I r hyper lol

[RaustBD]

i always picture dumbledore saying that line like doctor orpheus.

[RaustBD]

Dumbledore would probably have said something like:

"pardon me, young lovers, but could you two take your business elsewhere? You see, i'm birdwatching, and the specific bird i'm watching for is horribly frightened of the fourth vowel in the english alphabet."

[HyrAyl]

First she writes she is wearing crosses. Then she writes crosses can kill her. Then she writes she can't write c-r-o-s-s.

It's such a failure it wins.

[Insulaintercalx]

this made me cry. if this is where the english lauguage is going along with fanfiction, stop the world i want off.

[TheStranglehold]

There are no words in the English language that sufficiently express how badly this *dot dot dot* fanfic sucks.

[katherinelovegood]

She just murdered Harry! NOOOOO! My brain just died tooo!

[polerice42]

I think my brain just died.

[tOdYgirl]

i just realized.

"two skull earrings"

ok that made sense.

"and two crosses in my ears"

In My Ears.

In.

hysterics ensue.

[EliasHoweNash]

Don't hate. Sometimes Dumbledore just gets really bad headaches.

(Jesus Christ ... epic lulz.)

[powowliofkd]

He put his THINGY in my YOU-KNOW-WHAT OMG! LOL