Eww!!! That's gross! " you could just split yourself in half, but that's not as fun" and his wife calls "Speaking of sex, I gotta go" BILL NyE IS DIRTY!!!
CARL SAGAN - "Almost no one attempts to educate themselves on the basics of science and technology, yet our society is based on these. TV takes up far too much of our time and is apparently much more attractive to most of us than the beauty and wonder of science. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." - CARL SAGAN
yes for sure. how dare we teach our kids about sex, we should just let them figure it out for themselves right? that way they'll end up like all the moron southerners with 10 kids and no formal education to speak of.
@JeremyTheLee Hey, I'm a southerner and we really aren't that dumb too, most people in the south don't even really have an accent sorry if I sound a bit mean just got a bit angry no offense to your opinions though.
@JeremyTheLee It's sad. You started off with such a good point, about actually teaching children about sex. I agree with that. Then you devolved into stupidity with your offensive stereotypes. I'm going to assume that no one has ever told you that judging entire groups on the basis of a few individuals is wrong, because otherwise I'm forced to assume that you're an idiot.
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Mitsubishi998 2 weeks ago
*Clears throat*
You are now imagining Bill's Wife/Girlfriend/Booty call chanting his name like the theme song.....
Have fun with that.
blackswordexe 4 weeks ago
All my childhood I thought that guy was amazing...-.-
floridalife1 1 month ago
._.
cpguru5 1 month ago
My whole childhood I looked up to him..
BuckxShotZz 1 month ago
oh i thought he was a virgin...
wolfgirl599 1 month ago
well at least he didn't treat his audience like idiots... o3o
LastHazzerd 2 months ago
Childhood. Raped.
uzioxix 2 months ago
There goes my childhood.
Geekygirl456 2 months ago
Strange..... I don't recall seeing this episode....
Se7enBeatleofDoom 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS ALMOST OKAY, BUT THEN THAT ENDING... :CCCC
PokoRocks1234 2 months ago 2
only bill nye can pull off that pink sperm background
PeacePixieParty 2 months ago 5
FUCKING GET IT, BILL NYE!!!! YEAH BOYYYYY!
Cazxiro 2 months ago
why dont we just divide our selves? because sex is good
teenagebenz 2 months ago
what the fuck... O_o
luvmeforever3 2 months ago
Welp my childhood just got ass raped
MrBobotheretard 2 months ago 2
Bill Nye the science guy!!!
*Bill Nye fucking some chick and some bros are yelling,* "BILL! BILL! BILL!"
Bill Nye the Sex Ed guy!
whiteshadow0110 2 months ago 5
Bill nye the laid guy
19marioandluigi85 2 months ago 2
0:37 Bill Nye the epic guy!
HumaneHellsinge 2 months ago
His getting it on!!!! 0:42
zriyazira 2 months ago
LOL
bionitroop 2 months ago
Wow bill nye you taught me well!
justlittledude 2 months ago
the background is sperm
filikix11 2 months ago 2
oh god
filikix11 2 months ago
Only Bill Nye can casually talk about sex with a pink backdrop with sperm behind him.
Jaydenma7251 2 months ago
Omg this is fucking funny my classmate would go histarical I could just imagine the boys
yaymommy1 3 months ago
I suggested we play this in the classroom during our unit on genes.
The teacher said no... ;~;
bunnhpru 3 months ago
His wallpaper is so cute! <3
P5uedonym 3 months ago
Wait...this is fucking REAL?!?
yingyangyoshi 3 months ago
"when you have sex you come up with new combinations of.....POSITIONS!" I honestly though he was going to say that XD
Bradc19 3 months ago
The phone part lolwtf
GreenGem24 3 months ago
After presenting a seemingly innocent Bill Nye episode during recess, Mrs. Henderson's third grade class was never the same again.
TheGoshDarnBatman8 3 months ago
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TheGoshDarnBatman8 3 months ago
one of the best bill moments. ever.
Thegoldchuchu 3 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch. . .
Karnezar 3 months ago
gross
bsmitham1 3 months ago
WHAT !
AceInSpace14 3 months ago
lololololol
ZealousKiler 3 months ago
*1ST TIME HAVING SEX* BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
1Redhaze1 3 months ago 5
Lol..... I'm in 6th grade and I've heard PLENTY of rumors of watching a "Sex" video in 8th grade. Aye......
chantall1st1 3 months ago
Lol .. I bet this is like a 6th grade vid xD .. "Honey,now?"Speaking of sex, I have to go !
mimin123fan 3 months ago
Eww!!! That's gross! " you could just split yourself in half, but that's not as fun" and his wife calls "Speaking of sex, I gotta go" BILL NyE IS DIRTY!!!
ShreddedKleenex 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS
PeppermintNachos 3 months ago
why would he show this.......THIS GUY IS JACKED UP!!!!!!
ltcurb 4 months ago
Oh god, the end...
My childhood is ruined. O_o
100Arceuslover 4 months ago 25
what!??! the last part completely ruined bill nye for me
Imp3rf3ctAng3lXOXO 4 months ago
@Imp3rf3ctAng3lXOXO Same here.
jsz1998 4 months ago
Bill ya ho
foxinsocks88 4 months ago
LOL I WATCHED THIS WHEN I WAS 10
SovietUnion100 4 months ago
this is a show from disney, why did they make this episode if they knew children who are 5 or 6 were gonna be watching this. Thumbs up if you agree!
DeeDeeCeeCee1 4 months ago
I kind of expected him to do sex ed, but like THIS?! NO!
captaintaco2345 4 months ago
WAT. I didn't expect him to actually DISCUSS THIS, Especially like that XD
iamitachi13 4 months ago
I remember in elementary we watched Bill Nye, but I never thought he'd talk about that XDDDD
DKMDproductions 4 months ago
"Well, speaking of sex....I gotta go!"
MajorGameage96 4 months ago 5
childhood=over
PeabodyMagik19 4 months ago
O_O
OH MY GOD...
I think my childhood just went before my eyes
Bugzeeolboy 4 months ago
Oh my God.
Childhood: *shatters into a million pieces*
tamamanito2 4 months ago
That was fantastic, really.
TheGreenerItGets 4 months ago
man Bill is getting old T_T
100alvinandchipmunks 4 months ago
"Bill is pulling more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
-Roger from American Dad.
SteamTeamRedubUK 4 months ago 3
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CARL SAGAN - "Almost no one attempts to educate themselves on the basics of science and technology, yet our society is based on these. TV takes up far too much of our time and is apparently much more attractive to most of us than the beauty and wonder of science. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." - CARL SAGAN
TheLogicalBrain 4 months ago
Bill Nye is a player. I dare you to disagree.
LightningFastStudios 5 months ago 5
That booty call at the end just proves that this is meant for kids in middle school and up, because I never saw Bill Nye until 7th grade.
TheK12314 5 months ago 10
@TheK12314 Same
TahuNuva2008 1 month ago
@njirv oh come now...Bow ties are cool. :)
DjHamHam411 5 months ago
uhhhhhhhhh well when i watch bill now ill think of this
darknessdealer115 5 months ago
just... no
MrHearThis 5 months ago
"Asxual reproduction can be less fun"...true that...lol
TheFireface10 5 months ago
I like Science now
Fenexs 5 months ago
is this real?
xXMapleVodkaXx 5 months ago
Bill Nye the Pimpy Guy
Z1pburg3r 5 months ago
"Speaking of sex, I got to go"
MattFTWiin 5 months ago
Did bill just get lucky?
popcornfreak129 5 months ago 13
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! Bill u bad!! XD
mrm64Again 5 months ago
Lawl. Didn't even realize there was sperm behind him. Thought they were just patterns. 0.o
HolyShitThatsLiz 5 months ago
lmao is this for real???
yesmaybenookay 5 months ago
Bill Nye the Science Guy was so cool
msscott73 5 months ago
OHH GAWD GOODBYE CHILDHOOD
joachoye 5 months ago
It takes big balls to teach 9 year olds about sex while wearing a bow tie.
Bill Nye's > yours.
njriv 6 months ago 4
6 years old = Mommy, what's sex?
12 years old = Bill Nye just taught me about sex? Cool.
16 years old = OMG Bill WHY!?!?!?!
18 years old = Haha, I love how he takes off at the end.
22 years old = Bill Nye is the only person that can talk about sex, without the pornographic details, while still being interesting.
Growing up is fun
ChefForte 6 months ago 94
@ChefForte This is accurate!
VictoryFire88 4 months ago
omg, this guy is my hero.
I love the ending, too =)
LaraForums 6 months ago
this video = my childhood = DESTROYED
peterganna 6 months ago 2
@peterganna Too bad Bill Nye didn't make math videos as well. lol
walkertexasllama 5 months ago
You should seriously rename this video "Bill Nye Gets More Pussy Than Any Of You"
LoafofGum 6 months ago 92
@LoafofGum Nah man, it needs to be called "Bill Nye Pulls More Tail Than A Slow Kid At A Petting Zoo"
SteamTeamRedubUK 3 months ago
Erm...well let's just say it seems like only yesterday we were sitting around the school TV watching our very
First bill nye in the 2nd grade. Then 5 years later I see this...pretty disturbing if you ask me... O_o
WarriorCatsRules1 6 months ago
lol,
MrStoneruto 6 months ago
is there an episode that this is in??
SmileyTheAwesome 6 months ago
@SmileyTheAwesome Might be the "Talk" Video :3
playtube2000 6 months ago
I LOVE THAT ENDING!!!!!
dathtyler13 7 months ago
0.o and I used to watch Bill Nye a lot... xD And did he really say that you have to... "set the mood"? WTH. But the end was epic xP
JuicySassyPrincess 7 months ago
I love it how I would have never gotten that when I was a kid lol.
lemonhead3965 7 months ago
MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RUINED! :b
TheMandyLaine 7 months ago 4
Childhood was either ruined or made better. Not sure which.
Legoman19892 7 months ago
What...the...fuck...?
TheSameYellowToy 7 months ago
The ending O_O
MrBewbie 7 months ago 5
Obviously...... Horny
badmanbman 7 months ago
.-. That... was SO awkward to hear, coming from that man.. Especially the last part.
kittenless 8 months ago
THIS IS SO AWKWARD.
WORSE THAN SEX TALK FROM PARENTS.
XxXchaoschickXxX 8 months ago 3
this whole thing is screwed up. so many sex jokes!
lordgman1 8 months ago
o3o
shadowluver94 8 months ago
Spicy
thetick531 8 months ago
PEDOBEAR APPROVES!!!
Nevetsboy2 8 months ago
Wtf lol hahahahahahagahafhjidcgjdguc
Annonomissing 8 months ago
lol he said asexual reproduction is not as much fun
firestripe55 8 months ago
LOL YA RITE BILL!
ColdSideOfPillow136 8 months ago
Here kids I'll show you an example... sadly Bill Nye the science guy series got cancelled a few days later
cfroi08 8 months ago
SPEAKING OF SEX... I GOTTA GO.
miwafwakes 8 months ago 6
he really did this?
The3ninjakids 8 months ago
LMAOO IS THIS REAL OR FAKE CUZ ITS FUNNY
xoxoashleytardxoxo 8 months ago
Thanks you for giving me an idea on what wallpaper I should get for my apartment.
wfbhs2011 8 months ago 8
that shows that bill nye is messed up.
randomness1039 8 months ago
did you see how fast he went?
Tannerizsinging 8 months ago 5
If we aired that in our class I would love my teacher
Tannerizsinging 8 months ago 2
wtf?
quote126 8 months ago
wat episode was this from?
DGTelevsionNetwork 8 months ago 2
Lol at the ending
studiorobo 9 months ago 3
haha rofl
sweettooth80 9 months ago
What the fuck, He gets a fucking booty call. Thats fucked up :O.
MrCodename4711 9 months ago 9
how's it fake. It looks real XD
halowarrior1000 9 months ago
What the fuck
AmazinglyCleverName 9 months ago
That's what's up
destrownz732 9 months ago
People! Did nobody watch his show from 6 or 7 years ago that was aimed at the teens that grew up with him? This is totally real.
kamikazesuprise1 9 months ago 3
XD
xxELFOXYxx 10 months ago
Is this for real!?!
Randyvidal1 10 months ago
speaking of sex i got to go, thank you disney
HomeStyleE123 10 months ago
"Asexual reproduction i more fun :D"
WHAT THE HELL?
cenacattakproduction 10 months ago
...lolwut?
fs10inator 10 months ago
LMFAO I SHOULD BRING THIS TO HEALTH CLASS FUNNY AS HELL IM FAVORITING THIS OMG THE END MADE MY DAY
JoyS401 10 months ago
WHAT is with the ending!?!?!?!!??
frogman7721 10 months ago
i dont wanna imagine bill nye having sex...
LilPoop444 10 months ago 8
that's awkward.
SexyCyanide 10 months ago 4
Bill Nye the player
MetaWhiteYoshi 11 months ago
"Eye of Nye", you morons.
teetertotter68 11 months ago
Bill Nye The Science Guy
When Having Sex, Jill Nye:Ow,Theres Cum In My Eye
Now ill unzip My Fly
TheLethalCinema 11 months ago
fake
Laughtraxx 11 months ago
WHAT THE...?
wiimiimiriam 11 months ago
...booty call there at the end?
sekki108 11 months ago
lolwut?
fs10inator 11 months ago
*jumps in* sex takes a lot of energy!
ohmahjah 11 months ago
And there goes my childhood. Thanks internet.
xXcomf4nowXx 11 months ago 3
i thought this was a kid show!!
no wonder it got canceled
529randomguy 11 months ago 2
i thought this was a kid show!!
529randomguy 11 months ago
sounds like the intro to a graphically disturbing film
sickleandsuckle 11 months ago
That was his grandma on the other line.
scroll625 11 months ago 6
Bill is a []D [] []\/]] []D
LastLaughFilms 11 months ago
didnt catch all these things when I was 5. didnt really quite understand what bill was really saying. wow
selca14 11 months ago
LMAO.......i never thought he could get a "mate"
JuJuTheBadSeed 11 months ago 2
lol anti but this is inappropriate for kids even my age
anb43 1 year ago
I'm glad to see Bill Nye the Science Guy can get some action.
AntiYourFacePhD 1 year ago 9
You know, for the kids.
Darkersun 1 year ago
All you who "lost respect for Bill" are downright moronic.
machogun 1 year ago 18
yes for sure. how dare we teach our kids about sex, we should just let them figure it out for themselves right? that way they'll end up like all the moron southerners with 10 kids and no formal education to speak of.
JeremyTheLee 1 year ago 72
@JeremyTheLee Don't be dissin southerners lol. I'm a southerner, born and raised. With no kids to speak of and I'm starting college in the fall. :P
RavenAngelxX 8 months ago 3
@JeremyTheLee i know alot about sex and im 11 and not planing to have 10 kids
ytpfan1000 7 months ago
@JeremyTheLee I'm from the south, but instead of getting mad I'm going to laugh because to tell you the truth that's sadly true...
trainofdoom1 7 months ago
@JeremyTheLee Hey, I'm a southerner and we really aren't that dumb too, most people in the south don't even really have an accent sorry if I sound a bit mean just got a bit angry no offense to your opinions though.
youtubinredneck 6 months ago
@JeremyTheLee YES
YES!
Laitharex 5 months ago
@JeremyTheLee Rofl why do people hate on southerners and Christians? So stereotypical, kinda like racism. Huh.
SaphiraTheMongoose 5 months ago 3
@JeremyTheLee It's sad. You started off with such a good point, about actually teaching children about sex. I agree with that. Then you devolved into stupidity with your offensive stereotypes. I'm going to assume that no one has ever told you that judging entire groups on the basis of a few individuals is wrong, because otherwise I'm forced to assume that you're an idiot.
LeBubblesSan 5 months ago
P I M P
badjer1785 1 year ago 7
HA
maplegodx150 1 year ago
i remember whatching this in 5th grade for puberty O_o at that moment i saw my whole childhood whatching that show and then
D:
Sonic22fan 1 year ago
it take a real man to speak in front of a sperm pattered wall
TheCrazystickman101 1 year ago 208
@TheCrazystickman101 And a pink sperm-patterned wall at that. xD
NeonFlavoredSkittles 1 year ago
@TheCrazystickman101
A pink one, no less.
AntiYourFacePhD 11 months ago
@TheCrazystickman101 YOU FORGOT THE FACT THAT IT WAS PINK
xXPackersfan1Xx 7 months ago
Holy shit, I just noticed; that looks exactly like my grandmother's wallpaper.
TheVideoAnalyst 1 year ago
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WHATTTT?????? There is no way thts bill. This made me lose respectfor him
liberalboi 1 year ago
WELLLL
XKarateKatX 1 year ago
my childhood...
its just been raped...
angryslug1 1 year ago 7
Go on...
Squizzleify 1 year ago 2
Sex takes alot of energy nice IS IT WRONG THAT THIS VIDEO GAVE ME A BONER?
charle1236 1 year ago 3
Jesus i just learnd how he got a boner :/
AwesomeFace50 1 year ago