Whose Line: Drinking Hoedown

[SmileInHD]

I went to a bar and met this hot girl.

I swear she is the sexiest girl in the world.

We sat there for an hour, we talked and drank and danced.

She sucked down three Cobras beers then the cobra in my pants.

[stevechambers500]

One time I got really drunk and I am under-age.

I went home right away to avoid a bar fight rage.

I drove home and made it, the night was at an end.

Until I walked in and threw up on my girlfriend.

[Andrewxx20]

@lifeline5288 that was horrible.

[lifeline5288]

@Andrewxx20 ok its gone

[gothamcity29]

I don't understand why people get annoyed with their own hoedown verses. It's in all good fun and if you don't like them then don't comment and leave it alone.

[bigb59100]

@stormcat1, please stop, i have seen like 5 of yours, please stop.

[JericaLilith]

One this about the Netherlands, it makes me really proud.

Is that alcohol at 16 is alloud.

Then I went to the United States,

It really wasn't fun.

Wich idiot made up the rule for age is 21?!

[Stormcat1]

I started drinkin' at the age of four

my parents splashed their booze all over the floor

the dog and I would drink until someone else would see

but nobody cared, they just gave me a fourty.

[ChannelCho5]

I am drunk as I write this and I think it's cool.

I'm sixteen and drinking, yes I am a tool.

Spelling mistakes are common, they're hard to erase.

But when it comes to being happy I'd be in first place.

[madanianddandy]

Oh god... It's 2 am already? Okay...Next video!

[Queen90BoyGeorge45]

Fucking hell, I'm addicted to these.

[KeithThee1]

These were some killer verses!!

[doaftheloaf]

a cop stopped me the other day and to my car he waddled

he saw that inside my car was filled with beer bottles

i was really drunk, and my speech was slurred and flawed

so i told the cop "i swear to drunk that i'm not god!"

[ElfenLied619]

Last night I consumed a lot of alcohol

In my hotel, I went and puked in the hall

That night was fun, drinking's not a sin

Unless you wake married to Kim Kardashian

[cobrafangz]

when i cpmsume alcohol go overboard

i wake up in vegas lying nude on the floor

i know i just woke but i think i will take a nap soon

holy shit theres a tiger in the bathroom

[Cybusmaster92]

Oh, I'm really boring, I do not ever drink

Coz' I don't wanna lose the ability to think.

Because of where I live, I can't get into town

So I just sit at home watching all of these hoedowns

(All of these hoeDOWNS!)

[Hot293wildcat]

I got so very drunk it was bad

I did not know it was really sad

I tried to sober up with all my might

Then I had sex with a transvestite

[piccolomaniac]

Once, I was doing calculus and had too much to drink.

Was calculating tangent slopes, but I just couldn't think.

The answer was 2x + 4, I thought that it was 5 --

I hope that this convinces you, don't drink and then derive.

[0Rosina0]

@piccolomaniac LOL. XD Normally I just read these and think that they are kinda lame (not always), but this one made me laugh. It rather suits the large amount of procrastination that occurs while watching these vids. :D

[benjierooster]

@piccolomaniac being a dork, i absolutely LOVE this one lol

[Driftking3268]

I had a few drinks last night, nothing went so well

It turns out I had passed out, after I tripped and fell

When I woke up, someone said to me

"What the hell is wrong with you we're all family"

[katieblatherwick]

Songs about drinking are really quite good fun,

I don't like to drink and neither does my son,

But he is quite gay and i don't like him either,

That may sound harsh, but it's 'cause he is Justin Bieber

[freakyandsqueaky]

i love brads verse love love love it.

[BHS2011able]

getting drunk scares me, i think you all should know

i get a fright from it, right to my toe

when i hear the stories, i feel like a hog

when i get drunk i blow chunks, and chunks is my dog

[GonzillaProductions]

It sucks that Drew sucks at filler words, cause his rhymes are always great.

[PADGEist]

Yesterday, i got drunk for the very first time,

I was first in line when the beer was just a dime,

Next time ill think more about how much i drink,

Cuz when i woke up this morning, i'd pissed in the sink

[gabeshave]

this is my story i got really drunk

i ate a lot of beans and took off my trunks

started running wildly it really was a shame

cuz my mother saw me naked it really was a shame

[Thunderchin]

I'm only 17, I'm much too young to drink

But alcohol in moderation is a good thing

Drink too much? You're hung over in the mornin'

And beer is hard to find when your girl's a Mormon

[TwiggyMcgee]

Ah, Back in the day when you could watch Whose Line? and 3rd Rock from the Sun on ABC Family. Miss those days! :(

[chocolateislife5000]

Im really full of alcohol I didn't have a choice.

I am so drunk I almost can't find my voice

I can't even think straight. *collapses*

[retardedEdd]

Hard liquor iiiiiin your shaaaker

[retardedEdd]

I love drinking captain morgan, and bacardi dark

Showing my reproductive organs, while im in the park

hallucinating that im being called on by our maker

I guess you shouldnt mix that much hard liquor in your shaker

[Subscriber9192]

i was out with my friends, they got me really tipsy

i said thats enough, then they called me a sissy

they gave another beer, it looked really orange

i thought i shouldnt drink it, but......oh fuck me -_-

[TheUnknownAlias]

@Subscriber9192

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEP!

Censor? Are you okay back there?

[robynbff223]

I love Ryans shoe :D

[VREU2B]

Saturday night's the only night for pizza and beer,

While watching horror movies to outweigh my fear,

When Sunday morning rolls around, arriving at church

The congregation stares at me as if my name was Lurch!

[Jetz72]

Oh, when I go out drinking, I sing a little song-

Hey don't go anywhere; it's not very long.

I'm not exactly Irish, but sometimes I lie

And sing "Hi-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-de­e-die-dee-die-dee-die!"

[Terrafissa]

I hear lots about drinking but it's really not my thing-

It's a great way to waste money hearing a register go ka-ching,

But I never get that far 'cause alcohol tastes gross-

A lot like peanut butter brussels sprout marmite barbecue sauce toast!

[bluebear1985]

@Terrafissa That last line was especially creative.

[rockingred141]

dos any one notice that the crowed can not clap to beat

[XavyWin7]

4 people aren't allowed to drink because they work for ABC

[rinaashh]

I wish they did hoedowns on Drew Carey's Improv.

[deraifu]

@rinaashh Pretty sure Ryan would murder someone...lol



[luke8979]

lol ryans face at 2:11

[Ant1Live]

I think of drink and drink to think of drink, it's all I do.

I wonder if there's more to life, but heck, this Buds for you!

This may be a Hoedown, but I'm an Irish guy,

Hi-de-di de-di-de-di-de-di.

[MyMelyanna]

What's the hoedown where Colin says something like, "this last line would be funny but (someone) took my rhyme?"

[Terrafissa]

@MyMelyanna That's the Zoo hoedown.

[Xwarfie]

I cried at 240p

[topladtootill]

this songs about drinking, i drink all the time

i have a pint of booze, with a little lime

i stay at the bar, but for not very long

the good thing is that this is not an irish drinking song.

[6blanks]

I've been drinking too much, all the people say,

I'm in rehab every single day,

It got so bad that I was found passed out in a van,

As you may have guessed, I am Lindsay Lohan.

[Ratherfish90]

I was drinking beer at the bar the other night

it was quite fun, and really quite a sight

i got sooo drunk and took home this hot chick,

when i woke up the next day i hope she didn't have a dick.

[krkern]

I enjoy my drinking for me it is a thrill, its better than sitting at home payying off my bills, the reason i just got kicked in the sac.

[AngelofEnduringLight]

I like to drink a lot it is really fun

I got drunk one night and went for a run

I got stop by a cop it was no joke

The officer's name was Jack and Coke

[mrkyussman]

Is it me or does Laura Hall have a awesome rack?

[Yardnoc3103]

i drink and drive at the same time

i dont know how i am even alive

i am so drunk that i can barely see

but i get away with it cause im a celebrity

[jokujunahi]

Why the fuck every comment is either Hoedown or "COLIN ROCKS!"... Stop trying to get thumb ups!

[DairyBastardGOW1]

COLIN OWNS!

[BaseballHamster]

I love to drink

It's my favorite past-time

I love it a lot

and it only cost a dime

But once when I drank

It got really scary

Yupp you guessed it

I woke up next to Drew Carey

[PowerhouseTom]

i got drunk yet im only 13

i got it because my dad is really mean

when i woke up i had 2 girls in my hands

they were ur sisters and ur mum was in my pants

[whowantsabighug]

I love Ryans hoedown stance.

[Toriannfitz]

I like drinking, I do it everyday

One night i got real drunk

the next morning was scary

because laying by me was Drew Carey

[DerekKeener737]

One night I was drinking,

with Me Myself and I

Got a bit emotional and then began to cry

My friend came in, he asked whats with the strife.

I said to him, dear Drew, Im sleeping with your wife

[IBringWhuppie]

I realy love drinking, I do it all the time

mostly a beer, sometimes a vodka with some lime

but one night i drunk to much, and the morning after was scary

cause it turned oud I slepped with drew Carey

[syafiqjaffery]

I was drinking yesterday yes its true,

I drank so mcuh till it was 2.

Still i cant belive what the bartender said,

My stupid hoedown got me laid.

[rykla00]

jesus people, stop commenting with your own hoedowns, leave it to them!

[lucasgirl101]

@rykla00 Oh, come on, Jetz72's was funny!

[lilblackbelt0001]

punished by playing our favorite game? isn't that a oxie-moron?

[GravityFamily]

The police all tell me I shouldn't drink and drive

It is really dangerous, I will not stay alive

The officers tell me that my eyes are glazed

But they were eating donuts so I guess I am okay.

[Jessanotherchick]

I treat my alcohol like the oxygen I breathe

It messes with my mind, dang it's really hard to see

24/7, 12 months, 365 days a year, I'm drinkin'

But if you think I'm drunk enough to sleep with you, you're sadly mistaken!

[xFallensk8er420x]

@Jessanotherchick lol nice

[StellarEnergy89]

I've never really got drunk to the core.

Often I wake up peacefully with a small snore

But I find that I can get carried away

Whenever I watch Whose Line every day.

[TheTitlemaster]

i like to drink all night and all day

it is not very healthy but who cares anyway

drinking a lot can be kind of scary

especially when u wake up in bed with drew carey

[wasupdog4]

I sipped some vodka I had to try it out

and shortly after that i just passed out

man I'm really annoyed from this rhyme

but at least I know it won't happen this

(falls down without another word)

[allamir]

smoke and fly!

[imindianru]

@Gundoe93

Lmfao

[Reyrocksall]

irish drinking song cross-over?

[Gundo93]

I was out the other day, having a beer

Somehow I got drunk and walked out of there

Now I'm 2 months pregnant, it's very sad and true

I don't know who the father is but I think his name was drew.

[bishop144214]

last night i drank way too much wine

then i had to drive home and that was at nine

i hit an elephant and it was scary

then in the mornin' i saw it was Drew Carey!

[MultiFacets]

I've never been hungover, I've never been in pain

From drinking way too much again and again.

How do I do it? It's easy, you see:

I've taken a solemn vow of complete sobriety!

[airjordan60]

on the night i had a party then my cat got drunk

when my cat woke up in the morning he was in a funk

on that day the cat made a belch thats what i hear

the scent from that belch was 3 pounds of root beer (please reply)

[AKnott2006]

They say that drinking is really bad for you

so I wont have more than one or two

Last time I did, it was really scary

Thats right, I slept with Drew Carey

[rklover13]

brad's hoedown is the totally the inspiration for 'just dance'

[rrrsegmentat7]

I started drinking alcohol just a month ago

Going to all those parties boy it's fun don't you know

But the worst thing about it is the hangover in the mornin'

Because you turn over in the bed and see Drew Carey Snorin'

[CB1611av]

I don't like to go out drinking, I think it is dumb

It alters your state of mind and makes your brain cells numb

I don't like Budweiser and I hate that Miller

Drink a refreshing Coke if you want a filler

[SimuLord]

I had way too much to drink, it almost made me fall

But the worst part was what happened at last call

I found a girl I thought was pretty and who I could screw

But in the morning after, she rated a 2

[ladyinspectorfox]

Alcohol is not my friend, it makes me so distraught

Bad things always happen because I lack all thought

Then in the morning I wake to such a scare

In my hand I'll find some of Colin's hair!

[Crimedog3333]

Last night I had a party and I just got drunk as hell.

My friends and I got naked and we streaked to Taco Bell.

When the cashier saw me, my penis caught her eye.

She said "You should go to McDonald's, and supersize your fry".

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

@Crimedog3333 lol good one

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

In Maine i got drunk for the very first time

Everyone told me that was a huge crime

I couldn't even sit with out missing the chair

Now I wonder how i got piss in my hair

[Killerkrad1]

@Crimedog3333 Must have been hard sacrificing your fellow for the joke, good one, respect and cheers.

[GigaByterSpriter]

i woke up in the hospitol just the other day

i was confused about everything was it June or May

Then i remembered something and it was really scarey

someone tried to lick my ass and it was Drew Carey

[ArchausRavenholm]

I agreed with my friends to grab another pint.

I couldn't stop laughing with the alcohol in my mind.

My friends forced me to dress like Minnie Mouse.

I really had fun tonight but where the hell's my house?

[bailamos1]

lol! keep the tip!

[stevie24071983]

I really like drinking, to this I can relate,

Drinking in the clubs and bars can be really great.

When I get thrown out by bouncers leaves me in the mire.

But when it comes to going home, my bud's wiser.

[GoddessArtemistic]

Im no drinker, but I love there hoedowns lol there hilarious!!!

[gneisenau321]

Nice one!

[EmilDion]

Colin is the master at hoedowns lol

[imbiggy]

Singing songs of drinking, I instantly go pale,

What would i know about stouts, lagers and ales?

Of-Coors! My friend Miller! he'd be my advisor!

Oh my Guiness gracious, My Bud is none the Weiser!

[fafnir242]

Ahaha!!!  Brilliant!!

[riters654852]

@imbiggy you. are. a. Genius.

[devilhascomeagain]

@imbiggy : LMAO... that was Original.. good thinking..!!!

[DrDot]

Colins puns are the best

[Wanderingsage7]

is it just me or when ryan goes wide eyed he kinda looks like a muppet?

[usmc870700]

i though ryan was going to say "the waitress came to clean up and i said suck my dick" haha that wouldve been better

[Pokefreak50000]

also censored. still f***in hilarious. WTF the censor even works on the comments. stupid pe***es

[princess202352]

i love all of these guys!

[jayman11795]

THIS iS HAlORIOUS

[bwmonroe]

I was out drinking yesterday

Spent so long in the bar

It started getting crazy

and I almost crashed my car

I couldn't think or see straight

and even walking was a dare

And it got so bad that I had thought

that Colin had some hair

[bwmonroe]

Nice ;)

[johnsmithfsx]

I had a little to drink last night

and things got very weird

I drove home that night

and I hit a deer

I was really p***ed off

I didn't care

so I went to the store that night

and I cussed out all their John Deeres

[blackshot415]

@Hotora86 thats cool :D

[digitally2007]

@bwmonroe lol..... nice

[RedKat999]

@bwmonroe lol mean! lol jk

[reapersfriend44]

@bwmonroe (ending verse) THOUGHT THAT COLLIN HAD SOME HAIRRRRRRR!!!

[sideshowbob802]

why do they always take wayne out hes the funniest

[NoInfringementIntent]

I really love drinking,

It's my favorite thing,

When I pour some Vodka,

I feel just like a king,

I could've done some worse things

like gamblin', sex or crack

But since I like my alcohol

I'll just pour a fifth of Jack!

[andris1234567890]

AWESOME!

[ABroadwaystar2534]

good hoedown verse

[NoInfringementIntent]

Thanks! :-D I'm glad you liked it! :-)

[Goddessdaughter]

Colins = CLEVER! Love it!!!! <3 <3 <3

[ihateconely]

XDDD omg has anyone noticed wayne almost NVR does hoedowns?...its kinda like its the punishment for WAYNE winning? XD anyway i love hoedowns! brad's was just CLASSIC..XD and colin was funny wit a POSITIVE MESSAGE! ^-^ and Ryan...was just RYAN. XD

[drizztisgod]

wayne does do hoedowns, he's really good at them

[ihateconely]

XD i kno i said ALMOST.... nvr does em XD hes rlly good at EVERYTHING! ^-^ THATS PROBLY Y HE WINS SO MUCH XP

[NoXIIIRoxas]

You don't really care about What Drew does do you?

[ihateconely]

XD i NEVER said ANYTHING like that...where did it come from? i do like Drew! he does alot of good insults in his hoedowns..XD and i love how when Wayne said in scenes from a hat that Drew doesn't do a thing...Drew took it well and joked about it on a diff episode! XP

[NoXIIIRoxas]

oh. well you never even mentioned him. that's all.

[kamigawablock]

while drinking may be a fun party game,

waking up in jail can be kinda lame.

times like these i wish i had some hash,

i just found a love note tattoo'd on my... toe

[dstebbin]

I'm an alcoholic; I cannot stop drinking.

I'd have to say that liquor is my favorite thing.

I only have one brain cell; I'm stupid as a mole.

The worst part is I'm only twenty years old!

[rushs11]

I love Brad's verse

[Pokefreak50000]

i wonder if laura hall ever gets tired of playing that rythym

[dstebbin]

Brad's was the best, because it describes the behavior of a drunk man to a tee!

[AUswunga]

I drink alot when really im sad,

And to be honest it aint all that bad.

when i drink to much my mind starts playing games,

Yesterday i thought i could pee out flames!

[srk1214]

The other day I saw a man, and he looked really drunk.

He asked me what my thoughts were so I told him what I thunk.

I told him that he looked drunk and maybe even plastered.

But I also told him that I could do it faster.

[bluebear1985]

I just got really drunk, how can this be?

I'm really disoriented, I can barely see.

Drinking a lot of alcohol isn't the thing to do,

Because I.... ohhhhhhhhh (thud).

Did anybody understand that one?

[NapkinSaviour]

Not that hard to get that one O_O.

Who's line FTW!

[Potts132]

You fell over drunk

[SniperTop]

hm...sounds like some Colin would do

[starrbeatlesqueen]

"so i'm just going-to-where a lampshade and run around and dance!"

hhahahahahahahaha, funny brad.

[blackdeath1994]

It's 12:39 and I'm plastered as hell

I'm vomiting on the floor I'm not doing well

I'm banging off the wall shredding clothes and breaking plates

The only bright side to this is that I'm losing weight

[siIvaslaya]

the crowd was so off in the beginning lfmao

[Gamekirby]

Drinking is an addiction, it's very bad to do,

After drinking too much, you smell like dog poo,

When taking more than a sip, that was too much beer,

But when he awoke, he was married to a steer.

[keywarrior12]

i love drinkin i really have to quit

after i drank a lot i couldn't even sit

after i ate dinner i threw up all my food

but then i stopped when i saw drew carie nude

[KoopaDude94]

I love Brad's verse in this one. =)

[BakurasPokeDex]

I have to admit, I get very drunk

But my friends all tell me that I'm full of spunk

When I had to much, I just let myself pee

I really shouldn't have got pissed in my babies' nursery!

[fairyglade]

brad makes an adorable drunk <3

[DarkSoldier712]

Colin Mochrie: improv and PSAs never fit together better.

[SimuLord]

I had to stop drinking, I had to do AA

I couldn't go on living the alcoholic way

The thing that put an end to my drinking fun

I got in at 1 with a 10 and got up at 10 with a 1.

[Dragoon1809]

I really hate drinking it isn't cool

when i'm offered a beer i tell him you're a fool

I stop drinking when i saw something scary

notihing makes you stop drinking like seeing a drunk Drew Carey.

[Levyathan94]

i came up with this:

i like to drink alot it gets me really happy

each time that i drink a lot it makes look real fancy

i was got drunk that i even spanked a lady

but let me tell you something, my name is drew carey

[harryfan100]

that doesnt ryme dipshit

[KoopaDude94]

Rhyming "happy" with "fancy". Were you actually drunk when you made that?