Kardashians A$$?

[iWantGoldenhammy]

The top comment always fucking ruins jokes for me -_-

[SuperBloogs]

Sons of guns is my reality show. Screw following the kardashians

[KrazyKrippler]

I watch TV for South Park. I get my news from "Yahoo!". The internet is my TV now.

[abehammy]

I'll basically just switch on tv for Conan O'Brien's show on TBS, South Park and the occasional PBS programming.

[epicguitarkid]

I agree 100% it is ridiculous how pricks can get that famous off of a reality that honestly I don't give a shit about...

Btw love ur show

[Robolord77]

@ZekeNLutherfan1995 all caps rage? Much?

[heat6383]

haha pause at 0:45

[TheAldsf]

They are humans like us. I anyone of us becomes famous we would act like them and be like, " If i get money from that ill do it'.

[eragondafrost]

You know, at school, when kids talk about jersey shore and shit, and all they do is repeat retarded lines from last nights episode, i walk up to them and just say "Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show." And they look at me like im mentally challenged. Are people really this bored with their life that they need to follow up on somebody elses? Good god. I hate my generation.

[Whitelight5068]

"OH I am not even going to STAAAAART about Jersey Shore!!!"

*starts about Jersey Shore*

LOL

[IIlIQuANTuMllIl]

That's why they call it "reality T.V."

If its real, its not on the show.. O.o

[tino007vt]

FUCK YO COUCH

[DimitrijeRockFan]

FUCK E! CHANNEL!

[somekindofmonster54]

FUCK JERSEY HORES

[FemalesEve]

"Her fart has to travel a total distance of four miles before it exits her ass!"

XDDD

[arenaskiez]

Reality shows that require talent like American Idol (sometimes), America's/Britain's Got Talent, Fear Factor, etc those are good reality TV shows.

But a show that revolves around someone's life is absolute CRAP!!!

[mybladeyourface]

@arenaskiez fear factor only requires a strong stomach

[Dazidan]

I better off watching documentaries than reality shows

[soulsistah102]

You forgot about making a sex tape. That's how she got famous :3

[TheSuperGamefreak]

anyone ever realize that reality shows are NEVER in TruTv?

[ZekeNLutherfan1995]

THANK YOU!!! I SWEAR YOU SIT UP AND HAVE FIFTY BABIES-REALITY SHOW

MORE THAN TEN WIVES-REALITY SHOW, RETIRED ARTIST-REALITY SHOW,

PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE YOU HOT-REALITY SHOW, A STUPID PLOT-REALITY SHOW REALITY SHOW FOR ANYONE WHO HAS NO BRAINS AND SOME MONEY!!!! WHAT A WASTE OF AIR SPACE. MY LIFE IS MORE INTERRESTING.

OOPS DIDNT MEAN TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS-REALITY SHOW FOR ME!!!

[biddycy]

chocolate tits!!!!!

[timboly3]

thank god i dont have cable

[C0ckmunch]

lol i hate jersey shore so much

[pinkluver818]

yoooooour soo funny :]

[Ograws]

TV sucks nowadays. The internet is my TV now

[mxims97]

@Ograws same here...lol

[Ograws]

@mxims97 ovguide.com :) wbu?

[mxims97]

@Ograws meh, i just go on youtube.

[guitarh4]

i would LOVE that show...

[Armond5766197]

Baby in a blender! LOL!!!!!!

[hockeysaint07]

221 ppl are retards

[hockeysaint07]

HEr asses show would just be watching her ass for an hour

[gunmaster4]

I have an add for her shoes on the top left.. WTFudge?

[MAnny1zTim]

Kim Kardashian's Ass Should Have television show

[StormRaven332]

@xMajic10 Why would I give the most putrid thing in existance a thumbs up?

[XxWinCompHelpxX]

Baby in the blender

[sasuke4723]

do a rant on animal porn

[Raicun27]

you want to see a real, and hilarious conversation; try playing 7 person sheng- ji, with 4 asians, 2 white guys, and a mexican! we cannot get through a single round with out someone trying to call cheating or who leads or who takes, so on.

[metalmadness00]

can they really be called reality

[GMod5andboxStudios]

Lol "i wouldn't watch Kim kardashian go bowling...wait her ass is so perfect it should have a tv show" xD that made my day

[josh0742]

do rants on rants

[GHOSTY623]

totally agree.

[KingKarl04]

Lol so true, i was thinking about the fact that reality tv such as keeping up with the kardashians isexactly how u mentioned,

they usually let eachother talk or take the spotlight - rl is differente

[TheFrancescanater]

I've seen some of your old ones... and you've gotten better

[Huntersam1222]

Reality T.V SUCKS

[MarsAttacksTheWorld]

i love how my mom is so...weird about armos shes all like "whos that boy? hes armenian? whats he saying? oh, hes smart. its because hes armenian. hes our kind of boy" lolz but anyways i agree with you i dont waste my time with reality shows anymore last time i watched one was charm school and rock of love 2 that shits retardedd especially when they pick the one u know isnt the one for them then u get pissed and ur like, this shit is rigged. eff this.

[VampLord18]

i'm not sure if you've seen it but Fred has his own movie could you do a rant on Fred's movie

[MarsAttacksTheWorld]

@VampLord18 i watched that last night for the hell of it.

it was retarded

pissed me off.

[anthonyyochim18]

DO A RANT ON SHIA LEBOUF SO WE CAN SETTLE THIS PROBLEM OF YOU LOOKING LIKE HIM

[GHgirl620]

looooool youre like the most awesome dude :)! i fucking agree with all your rants, and youre hilarious xD!

[khanhhien06]

lmao her fart would travel 4 miles b4 it exits

[MutilateYOU]

Turn the transcribe audio on:D

[GHQentertainment]

0:08 Pause....

[1123999]

1:55 <- PAUSE =D

[SlapPopStacy]

You remind me of BTTF-era Michael J. Fox

[Heppo54]

asian whorehouse??

[pivotmaker130086]

I totally agree with everything you said in this video

[JessicaRabbit014]

i don't watch Jersey Shore. never have. never will. but a few of my friends watch it and they have these long conversations about it and it's like what the hell is so interesting about it?!

[aaronscrewme]

@JessicaRabbit014 Is that why we are married and raising children?

[rubymermaid1]

haahaahahahaaaa..... fuck you... lol XD

[AnjPhob1aGaming]

World of jenks ad Buried life is the only realistic reality shows

[RainbowDinoKitti]

D:< LOL kim is my rolemodel... o.o

[PugLoversGRHS]

Thank god someone else knows that Jersey Shore is fake and STUPID.

[firelightningprince]

And this is why Youtube exists

[Ir0nF1st924]

flamethrower in a whore house? fuck yeah that would make good show!

[gh5432]

i would watch her count paperclips...IF SHE WAS NAKED

[H057IL3]

I'm starting to have the impression that I don't know what "reality TV" means.

[noahlikeplaydrums1]

we only whatch the kardashians because they are ALL hot and ppl know that Kim Kardashian had a sex tape made

[ilovethewar1945]

everybody knows that reality show is fake ... actually ... everything is fake on tv except the news journal

[Jaihadist]

DUDE, i got dibs on being your Camera man for you show!!

[drago433]

oh my god im jesus

[rubymermaid1]

Why are they called reality shows if their not real? O_o

Full - body Fishnet XD

[kelseygarcia21]

Your awesome!!!!

I FREAKING LOVE YOUR VIDS!

[chipsnever957]

Reality Shows = Fake & Gay!

[thephenom4342]

0:01 to skip ads

[gibsonfingers]

Do a rant on rants! :D

[TheMetalpocalypse]

You should make a rant about Sarah Palin's new reality show LOL.

[NinjaSquirrelCosplay]

when I overhear people arguing about who the bachelor should pick or some dumb crap like that, I get a strong urge to either run up to them and scream ITS NOT REAL!!!! >.< or to walk up to the nearest wall and bang my head against it until I can't remember that reality shows even exist =p Love your vids! ^.^

[BlackOpsxGPx]

I expect Kim Kardashians ASS and TITS to be shown in this video :/

[dragonday090]

rob your haircut is SEXY i want you...

[itsmusiccentral]

LOL

You know......jacob...today...real­ly...fucked me hard

[khan233]

4 miles to exit lol xD

[synysterlud]

idk if its me or do videos on youtube lag once in a while :\ no matter what i do it sometimes lags

[AtheneWon360]

@synysterlud yup mine lags heaps too

[synysterlud]

@AtheneWon360 yeah its bad. right now its going smooth <3 thank god!

[hayleyrockstar25]

you remind me of the cake boss.

[michaeld20]

see what he says aout the jersey shore is all fake..... cept the whoares

[GearfriedGeneral25]

I have the same shirt, but I don't like the colors

[Rayers]

nice shirt

[zachpoonFBproduction]

rob dyrdeks fantasy factory isnt fake and r fun to watch

[PureOwnage47]

3:40 Funniest Moments!

[taylorbobalu]

i.like.kims.boobies...period

[sk84ad10]

Being Terry Kennedy.

[starfalco567]

i know your cousin allen him and i are friends

[rockinroller25]

i completely HATE Jersey Shore with a burning passion, they're not even from Jersey and im from Jersey and people dont act like that >_>

[TheFeetofGod]

You look a lot like Shia Lebouf

[hyperhunk90]

@TheFeetofGod i thought it was at first lol.

[TheJeffreyCastro]

Dude ur right dude I'm 13 years old and fuckin love ur vids dude ur fuckin chill

[doobster94]

are you really 25?

[aaronscrewme]

Wow it's been a long time! You look older!

[This0is0pointless]

you do have some valid points

[Yohanan23]

wait, you lost your partnership? aha, I loled.

[celticareshite]

"oh jacob today really fucked me hard" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[goodrita]

reality shows suck ass what is the point of watching spoiled ass celebirtys! like celebirtys are just people that are dumber than normal humans

[wannabeserpento99]

"her ass should have a television show" GHAHAHHAHA that was awesome dude

[spork1333]

i literally have to walk out of the room when people start talking about this shit. i agree with everything in this video.

[ToneDeafWalrus]

duuuude... You're hilarious. And...You remind me of Shia La buff. I hope i spelled that right. The way i see it; You look like him.

[TwinkyAfro]

damn dude you are hilarious!!

[bloodywep]

im sure people know its all fake they watch it for entertainment

[MagicalMan687]

I became a little confused whilst watching your rant. Firstly, who was this rant aimed towards? the reality stars or the viewers who watch it? If you were offered an x amount of money to star in a reality show, i'm sure you would definitely take it. Your rant shouldn't be aimed towards the stars but rather the viewers who add fuel to the fire. I find this less of a rant, but rather more of a "hey im jealous these people get paid to star in a reality show". nevertheless I do like ur videos.

[BlizzardGameTimeGen]

Pure fucking awesome, Ignore haters. the flamethrower part made me laugh...

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

Dude makes some good points, and he's pretty funny...but i think he's a Phillip DeFranco wannabe.

[AdrianNinjaBoii]

why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?....... So you can see the facial expressions it makes!

[ToneDeafWalrus]

@AdrianNinjaBoii Baby in a blender feet first to see it's expression? Wow you're so caring. Note: i'm being sarcastic.

[tannermcreynold4]

i wourld watch keeping up with the kardashians if they showed them having sex

[MrSamlbld]

a soul waste of time is this fucking blog!!!!!!!!!!

[richslayerbc08]

smart guy right here................smart guy

[poyweson]

watch mexican shows... they let them fist fight. until they hit the ground.. the big ass security guards beat them :P

[Jaihadist]

Afghanistan war - not important

Global warming - not important

The suffering of Africa - not important

So dumb attractive sluts living with the head of the most sucsessful porn mag ever and another dumb slut who's whole show is based her sex tape and the fact her dad was famous- IMPORTANT!!! MUST WATCH

Reason why people watch it is becuase sex sells

[plateaucourt]

chocolate shoved in your tits! hahahaha

[Saphirra1209]

You look like Shia Labeouf from 4:06 - 4:19

[BrianLG100]

reality shows = FAIL

JS=FAIL

[loligaerik]

jersey shore is so fucking fake! there were 4 guys and a girls stood next to them and they were like: WHEN SHE LOOKS AWAY WE WILL DUMP HERE!!! and they were screaming and then she said are you guys gonna freeze me out!?!?!? and she turned around. and then they ran away from her... FAKE!

[csrocks3]

"id rather watch a baby be thrown in a blender" that made me lmfao

[LiveStrongandFail]

theres no blondes on jersey shore.. is thier?

[shadowallstar9]

Thumbs up for him to do a rant on kidzbop.

[JDK0316191]

@shadowallstar9 Thumbs down, faggot. Stop asking for thumbs ups.

[Ste3althKidz]

2:29

[bryantlangfordjr]

It would help if you could spell the word,"blondes".

[TheCrashfan1999]

What's Common in reality shows: #1 blonds #2 uninterrupted conversations #3 overreactions #4 blonds #5 beaches #6 arguments over the most rediculous things #7 blonds #8 clubs #9 couples #10 couple fights #11 blonds #12 blonds #13 blonds

[geekerrz]

omg i think u shuld rant about how singers now have 2 have a perfect life and a perfect bodi and poof there a starr and they cant even sing man lyke kesha one wat kinda name iz dat soundz lyke ketchup and she cant sing... noh she doesnt sing she talk out of her ass

love ur rants =))) peace

[asiangamers32]

do a rant on racism

[AnbuStealth1]

im really tired ofcelebrity reality shows......like you have failed if you like reality shows.

[cjdstruction1]

im totally with you on that bl00dBlitz, i hated those dramatic reality shows that its all fake and most of all I HATE DRAMA. its every time same thing over and over again. for like one person who just got in into a love-triangle, or "OMG, she is 16 and shes pregnant, what are you gonna do man?" it kept on saying that on reality shows over and over again. also this "yay im a bad mother and im beating my child". no offense, no offense I HATED DRAMA and dramatic reality shows period.

[XxXPunkXxXRockerXxX]

EPIC FAIL ADVERTISEMENTS ON BLOOD BLITZ VIDEO THUMBS UP IF U HATE THESE GAY ANNOYING ADS

[l3gitbrennan]

@XxXPunkXxXRockerXxX ads keep youtube free. unless you feel like paying to have a youtube account or watch videos, suck it up and watch the ad without crying about it in the comments.

[IareMikeJones]

The standards of american entertainment like tv show and movies are so low these days, am I right?

[SufferingInsomnia]

Bl00dblitz in an asian whore house with a flamethrower shouldn't be a reality TV show... It should be a movie

[Bread23000]

The target audience of Jersey Shore:

4. Hipsters watching it for the "social commentary"

3. Teenage girls

2. Kids

1. Mindless monkeys

[XDexdeeXD]

The saddest fact is that these pointless shows actually make it past the first season...

[b1gm1ke0008]

very true dude LMFAO

[Shemassault]

it's the best when they're already filming in a room when those 'stars' are about to enter it. maybe those 'celebs' are following cameras instead of cameras following them? oh yeah it's BECAUSE IT'S ALL FAKE.

[beeradparis]

@Shemassault theyre usually filming in every room

[DeadliestWc]

Its amazing what todays entertainment comes down to. like honestly..justin beiber, lady gaga, the jonas brothers? serioiusly people..get a life. GROW UP!

[rechicken2008]

@DeadliestWc

no you

[tikidung]

@DeadliestWc jonas bros are preffered over beiber and jersey shore

[stride7860]

@DeadliestWc

lady gaga isn't an amazing artist but she can out perform anyone right now

[Vampirosaurusrex]

@stride7860 Nah, from what I've seen she BLOWS in concert. Like....just...horrible.

[xxsnipehshotxx]

guys only watch keeping up with kardashians because of kim's big tits and ass

[damnation999666]

@xxsnipehshotxx i agree its the reason I watch it

[synysterlud]

@xxsnipehshotxx guys watch it? i highly doubt it :\

[SoloHeroes]

@xxsnipehshotxx I would fuck her, her mom, and her sisters(Not the little owns)

[xxsnipehshotxx]

@SoloHeroes her mom?? ew

[bitcheznhos]

if you open her shit flaps you will see her stinking winking dry rippled poop pipe. then if you release your grip, those smell shutter will squeeze that noxious gas pumper

[Sharkbait041]

the only reason i even click is because i thought i was gonna see kim ass. maybe not....

[GRIZZ258]

tits or GTFO

[ravage154]

2 days ago people were complaining about misleading titles now their complaining over crime wow.............

[mannhorn34]

Why are people fascinated w/ her turd cutter?

[TheUSMCvet]

Make a rant about random boners.

[xbendiistraw]

please make a video about "procrastination/motivation"

[xOreoLoverx]

u should make a rant on how the new youtube is really bad

[nWo4Iife]

yeah i never let my friends talk, fuck them if they try i interupt them.

[maldoman23]

people like them tho..i like some of them tho..bty..never talk about babys in that way again..they are innocent

[andyrocks212]

Great vid man. Totally just restated what I say to my friends lol

[StupidAngryMan]

NOOOO! Jersey Shore describes my life perfectly!

[FrolicEpidemic]

@StupidAngryMan Fake and pre made?

[nathan33445]

"i really have to take away time from my life to watch some body elses"

lol

[Rantincorporated]

dude you should totaly do a rant on youtube itself and talk about all the youtube bullshit now adays

[MrLove11590]

hey there mister bloodblitz you have the same speech mannerizms as shai lebouf

[gina2467]

make a rant on the man who taught his dog to smoke cigarettes 

[AwakensS]

yo all you fuckin bitches that think hes just complaining fuck off every1 one cuz hes funny as hell and btw alot of you are complaining of him complaining on his vids so stfu and stop being little bitches

[MrYungFatal]

What type of shows do you watch, white boy? X-Games? G4 channel all day? Fuck yo opinion, beeotch!