Drooling Idiot Paranoid Gibberish

[BornAwake1]

The super brain AI computers can predict individual activity 93% of the time hahahah

[123gwf]

Did he say he only buys a 12 pack of beer every couple of months when he "breaks down"?

I think he meant "every couple of hours."

There's no way he got that fat on just steaks. 

[VonManavis]

Wait...did he say "snooper"? Motherfucker...this guy gets all his ideas from video games or something. There isn't an FPS he hasn't played.

[warlord2080]

Alex Jones is promoting an idea that Skynet is controlling the world or at least something like it.

[McMeevin]

Oh man paddy cake

[bmays005]

save me vilemonkey, save my children, please your videos are so good we love you your are the only thing saving free humanity from alex jones 5 pack dvd sets

[Vondur]

Yeah it doesn't take a super computer to predict when Alex Jones is going to pull into a steak house. Just look at his waistline.

[kelley529]

fat little monkey mind. how many peanuts have they given you to dance for them.

[kelley529]

hey fat boy. you expect us to beleive they let you into bohemian grove? you need more than a smile and a pair of khaki pants to get in, and if I'm wrong than nothing you say is true.

think about it. what does this putz stand to gain?

[captainofthethames]

What he's saying is not paranoid, the government themselves admit to creating these kinds of systems.

Look on youtube for 'Hostile Intent Technology' and you will find a video about one such system.

[Sorosidelps]

Lolol, I used to believe this guy.

Then I took an arrow to th-

Actually I just stopped caring.

[Anon371]

I can just imagine this fat piece of shit pulling into a steakhouse at 10pm screaming to the chef "DON'T PUT GMO IN MY MEAT! I KNOW MONSANTO'S PAID YOU SCUMBAGS TO FOLLOW ME AROUND! STOP THE NEW WORLD ORDER ILLUMINATI STEAKS FROM POISONING YOUR MIND WITH BRAIN EATING WORMS!" then he'll throw Infowars vouchers in the air and scream "I HAVE THE GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS!" then he sits down with his steak and starts pounding the desk before running out of the diner and screaming "911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!"

[WyldeStarr]

@Anon371

Comment of the year lol

[InvictusSpiritus]

@Anon371 Hahaha, that was happening in my head as I was reading it. His voice, fatness, aggression, the faces of those poor waiters, everything. Brilliant.

[clawhammerbros]

Thinking Alex Jones is a Zionist is like thinking he's a member of the Five Percent Nation.

[Overwatch54]

"They know when I'm going to the steakhouse". I bet you love going to eat out at expensive restaurants every fucking day with all the twoofer money you've got Jone$. It explains why you're so fucking fat.

[RonPaul4EverAndEver]

great ending lol

[sunchimedia]

...whata herb

[TheCrimsonsGhosts]

@vilemonkey

Sucks the ass of the gov...

[AlexJonesIsChrist]

AJ is a delicious cake!

[messiiironaldo]

the last part had me in stitches

[alsdfalsdvjoen]

watch this /watch?v=zwUuXgCcXdc&feature=r­elated

and some of his older videos.

[Kincajou]

They? Who's they?

[VonManavis]

What a predictable projection of his twisted patty cake shit personality! He is easily predictable that he will predict what he will do before he even knows, because he is predictable.

[911sausageman]

I heard this exact same spiel from some desperate Best Buy employee trying to sell me some Android phone..

If you wait 6 months it'll have twice the EMP output and infrared capabilities will be increased by at least 70%

I say wait it out...

[savemyplaylist]

He needs to go on a college lecture tour with this!

[Rosbif86]

Hell, even I know predictively when Alex Jones is going to pull into a Steak House...

[elucidative]

Not only is AJ a Zionist, I think he is a G-man. He is the dick to introduce all of the Bills Mainstream does not talk about so they can steer public opinion with and measure reaction to to all the tyranny they are passing. So they don't do it too fast giving us a chance to swallow it.

[zebb1111]

soooo, you spend your life pouring over alex jones videos looking for material for this crap? what are you doing exactly thats good for the world?

[TTDMFfreaknew]

@zebb1111 It brings his viewers humor, what better gift could someone give?

[insertclichename]

I think Alex has been watching too much Terminator lately.

[Tangle2Brook]

A twelve pack of beer! Wow, that's why he's got curves!

[paranoidEXPERT]

as usual vilemonkey ....love you work !! LOL

[911sausageman]

'Okay, Mr. Jones, that sounds like an interesting idea for your movie. If perhaps you could work a bit more on an actual plot, then get back to us.. we might have something here.'

-The Arabs who run Hollywood

[WhirlingWolves]

I'd sure like to see the fucking algorithm that can predict human behavior by "mapping your subconscious decision making processes".

My understanding is that each human brain is a UNIQUE neural network of associations. Thus where your brain has information for say beer and information associated with beer is not where my brain has information about beer and my associated information.

Thus each predictive algorithm would have to be individually programmed. Only 300 million people in the US!

[lever20065]

lol

[holodomar]

chubby has gone plump crazy, kosher cock kosher cock, jones takes them all. Spits and Swallows the kosher cock whole. Rants and raves about the kosher cock taste, he's got to have it round the clock, yum yum alex loves the kosher cock.

[TheArJist]

@holodomar true story...I've seen it too...sick stuff man...SICK. he also helps with the circumcision sucking!

[C0rvu51nku8a3]

@vilemonkey

Would you be willing to take a request for your next video? If you've seen Dave Chappelle's skit on Rick james. Add the clip where Rick James says "Cocaine's a hell of a drug." Because it really would be fitting for Alex's gibberish

[123gwf]

Whenever Alex says "They now admit" or "It's been announced" you can rest assured that he is going to pull something out of his ass.

Anyone who does 2 minutes of research on these claims will lose all respect for this guy.

[fyakilla]

Fantastic ending for this video in particular. Idk why, but I didn't see it coming this time around.

[Overwatch54]

SNOOPER SYSTEMS! DERP DERP. What? Patty cake patty cake bakers man. Hell yeah, gonna make some fried Jones patty TWOOFER cake.

[Chansulus]

alex when are the Russians going to invade with the UN ?

[bellyzbad]

wait he said year ago but is it happing of course not this guy is a fuck tard

[jonahfox]

I can predict that Alex Jones will make himself look like a moron 100% of the time.

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@jonahfox I was going to say 101% of the time...because he is actually able to double-reverse Moronificate himself, and go 1% in the negative in another dimension.

[TheCaptainSlappy]

93% of the time, Alex Jones is Crap-Tastic. 5% of the time...he foams at the mouth for coinage. 1.5% of the time...he can actually bullshit himself into a corner he can't get out of. .25% of the time he is hilarious, and .23% of the time, Ron Paul comes on his show to do BBQ Kook-Outs, and .2% of the time do I actually give a shit and laugh. Someone tell Jonesy he isn't quite breaking even here on the stats. VORTEXES KOOKS!

[TTDMFfreaknew]

@TheCaptainSlappy THIS GY'S A KOOKH! That's a hard "h".

[TheCaptainSlappy]

@TTDMFfreaknew HA!

[logician3]

Vilemonky, whoever are, thank U!!!

[TheSnakeTheory]

Jones got the patty cake song all wrong!

What an ass!

[TheCaptainSlappy]

DAMN YOU< FRIST!