Target fuck tape

[xenthosica]

i got fired from target 2 weeks ago and the first thing i did upon learning that i got fired was played this for an hour straight.

[Ebrainiac1]

This is a monumental triumph.

[noey75]

Dude are you going to finish that 2 liter of pepsi?

[xenthosica]

if only something like this was easy to pull at the SuperT i work at :(

[BlackmarketFTW]

i see hot wheels are on sale.

[BlackmarketFTW]

u said it was 4 meijer's but u played it at target???

[FullMetalSatomi]

That is the first time I have ever heard queef and cookie combined in a sentence, lol.

[ohillbilly13]

HAMSTER SEX?? REALLY?THTAZ FUNNY!!!

[Peaserist]

What do queef cookie taste like?

[dvdreviewsstudios]

lol

[kungfuman82]

Dude, you said Meijer's first. You in Louisville?

[zrectnat]

play acdc big balls on it next lol XD

[aceboy143]

I have the same computer as you. LOL

[Tad218]

lmaoooooo

[chuckchizzle]

Hamster sex...

[ganstakl]

Wasn't this already done; like the video "The Greatest Walmart Prank?"

[GMSamuelRhine]

lol were you with that other dude on youtube who did this too cuz the tape sounds the same

[MorockanMe]

there is cameras so u run or not aint gonna make a difference

[skateboardinguitaris]

Hamster sex?

[xenthosica]

FUCK BITCH PENIS

[SuperPokemonguy100]

lol thats soo funny

[XforeverlongingX]

fuck target. bunch of homophobes. burn that bitch down next time guys

[TheMonkeyCrackHead]

XD

[crazymonkeyzane5]

is that target in nj near the newport mall?

[asandone1]

your cd was RUDELY turned off ???

wow

[SuperHelloKitty85]

I was crying by 0:37 

[miamee45]

PENIS!!! Play the pemis game next time lol[;

[beanieostrich]

LOL I saw the hot wheels!!!

[deadmanimdead]

I hate working at my Target pls do this to my target! LMAO

I would love every second of it!

[beanieostrich]

@deadmanimdead: what target did you work at??? I might do it!!!

[necrosny]

lmao

[shalonwee]

Fucking retards running away.... i would have stood there

[jose1aztk]

lol

[austyforkaty]

I loled.

[The2Wiredproductions]

No offense to you or your prank the store appears to be closed but i know a perfect most unexpected area t hear that is at a library

[alifair12]

hahahahahahah! I work at Target and thought this was amazing!!!

[byahhfan4life]

HAMPSTER SEX LOL

[DarkAtHearts]

awsome, i used to work at target so this is aweomse



[NineLivesProductions]

DILDO!!!!!

[toolshopmarathon]

where is the original one?

[DigitalGunStudios]

lolz omg!

[circlelt1]

This is one of my favorite target pranks ever, I wouldve stayed back there but a few aisles down towards the middle of the aisle or towards the end so you could see them rushing to turn it off.

[haaaaaaaaaand]

omgggggggg i just shit myself

[PNSB101]

LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! I can't stop laughing. TO FUNNY.

[goooooooism]

i pissed my pants at this video lol cum doughnut

[xbodude]

hamster sex?

[hyerspeed]

make anotherone i was lauphing my ass of the whol time iw as watching this video

[wtmbongs]

dude. i know this vids 2 years old or whatever but you should load this video or make a new similar one, onto bragster...theyd love it

[wtmbongs]

wow i havent laughed this loud in awhile...thats amazing...i love it

[someGUYwithADHD]

because that would be unoriginal i am sorry

[DarthVader323610]

@someGUYwithADHD ThTs 1 Aswome Video !!!!!!!!!!!

[goldnose2]

why not just record the tourrets guy and play him instead

[hyperviper333]

This is without a doubt one of the funniest videos ive ever seen in my life.

But in a true story no lie at all..

My brother has been saying the word queef cookie for the past few years.

no joke, the story is I came home from a long ass field trip and when I opened the door to my moms van he said "whats up shit cookie" I replied well your a cock cookie" like an imature kid, And then he said queef cookie.

Either way ive never heard the word cum doghnut before.

Nice video five stars.

[someGUYwithADHD]

Yeah i stole queef cookie, i in no way made that up lol, i believe i heard a friend say it. but thanks a ton. Your comments make me want to continue and make more

[hyperviper333]

@someGUYwithADHD

Dude I hope you do keep making more this video goes in the top ten vids on youtube, and no one can honestly say it isn't .

KEEP MAKING VIDEOS!!!

THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!

Automatic 5 stars....

[toxikwafflestudios]

@someGUYwithADHD actualy you stole this from greatest walmart prank. thats where queef cookie and cum doughnut comes from

[keeler1160]

@hyperviper333 Because of this video I'm obsessed with the word Queef cookie and Cum donut

[videoman223]

There is a wayyy better one they made, but still the best fucking idea in the world.

[Duvmasta]

I LOL'D!

[markbigmac11]

you should totally reserve all rights to the word queef cookie...

[TheHitchcockFamily]

Queef cookie is my new word.

[60buickl]

ROFL---DILDO,QUEEF COOKIE

[Toshiboy25]

Very funny.... But you could have said PUSSY, CLIT, MOTHER FUCKER, SHIT... Lol

[UltimateWeapon12]

That is so fuckin funny dude, I work at Target and would love to se someone do that at my store.

[41205422]

lol lol lol lol lol the funny thing about this is that he did this in a target dvd player. dude do this again but in a k mart or a walmart i give this a 10 out of 10

[shacklsofdespair]

that was hilarious KUDOS

[SteveDude01]

HAMSTER SEX!!!

[UndergroundKid09]

why the fuck would you run?!?? cowards....you just made it OBVIOUS that it was you.

[someGUYwithADHD]

I walked quickly.... plus. would YOU stand around with a video camera? not very smart no offense

[shikamaruchick988]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one man. Me and my friends might try that one day

[keeler1160]

OMFG. Damn I can't stop laughing. I work at target too!!

[Vegeta46000]

OMG that was so loud, kickass

[chrisworld2]

LMAO

[Roflinurface]

1:47 hamster sex xD

[BiGReDTrON01]

haha did you come up with this?

[Nyeoz]

u guys are a jackass

[spamdude060]

make more!!!

[Reds15OO]

HA! i wonder what the people next door thought when they herd you screaming that! ha

[antiposeur]

he shoulda stayed to catch some peoples reactions

[Ozzy0sbourne]

WTF

you did the exact same words that the other dudes did..... in the exact same way...

[anewone4]

lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo­oooooolllllllllllllllllll very good one

[masoncgy]

hahahaha this one was awesome... lol

[ordealbyfire]

rofl

[foreverholding]

daym! you guys bolted! lmao!

[djfelon4life]

Thats a good one!

[pilotoatomico]

a thousand watts, holy shit.

[WarlordGorechuck]

pure genius, I must do this!

[SpeedDemons1983]

hamster sex?

[bicotti]

damn thats funny!!! lmfao

[SwaGGaNoMiKZzTV]

LMFAOO...my fuckin side hurts from laughin so much

[Fordracer1977]

ahahahahahaahha to hilarious.. ahahahahhha

[pyrodog783]

aww man lol, even though you guys remade it i still cryed lmao, awesome job

[carpathian7879]

hahahahaha queef cookie cum donut i laugh every time i hear them.....

[RedRaider8493]

funny but theirs too many of these on youtube already need sumthin more creative

[bluebutdude1]

MOAR

[HunterMichaelLange]

lmao nice dude i totally should do that

[bree112233]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I NEED TO DO THAT!

[TonyMontana234]

Now which was first, you or the dudes that made three tapes in a Wal Mart. Either way that group and you have inspired to screw with stores in general (Hell you resparked that interest)

[twomells]

lol the store is called target

[LaurenRocks2200]

haha i love how as the camera is running away you can still hear it in the backround... lmao

[Anayden]

LMFAO yea, that shit is funny!

[doomsday440]

RUN DUDE RUN HAHAHAHA

[spamdude060]

hey u forgot jerk off, pussy, ding-dong but thats enuff 4 u 2 made my day!

[kittymaimai]

poop is so special u said it twice

lmao thanks for the prank idea ^_^

[mylesmoncalieri10]

omgomgomg dude funy ass shit omgomg

[blessthefall353]

i lost it when he said queef cookie haha

[ndooley001]

HAMSTER SEX

[Swaper83]

That was fuckin funny

[WTFguy564]

this is a rip from the greatest walmart prank ever and its not event that funny

[DXman54]

wow.

[saraczap]

your hilarious

[AN5137]

Lol "CUM DONUT"

[sixyearproductions]

lmfao this is the best thing i have seen since sliced bread omfg i wish i was there

[sumoman25]

what you do, put your computer to record stuff, make sure that you leave about a 2 minute pause so you can get the fuck away from it, so 2 minutes of recording nothing, then scream into it, rip to cd take to walmart max volume, have fun

[SteveRay911]

Hamster Sex lmfao

[PortugeMafia12]

LMAO

[fuckutube84]

I laughed so hard i threw up!

[tesshotty]

I would have killed....omg

[DaWgP0UND21]

hahahaha!

[14RACIN]

Lol this is fucking funny!

[DarkBallYE]

I couldn't stop laughing XD

[Chanuk]

HAMSTER SEX!

[Sk8brdr323]

HAMSTER SEX!!!

roflmfao!!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

thisis dumb. Some dudes already did this and its a million times better than this. What person would say "Poop" apart from a soccer mom? Oh yeah, the fat cunt swearing because he is "hip" and "cool", is clearly an aids victim and has an anus that is often mistaken for a train tunnel.

[aznglamourgirly]

LOL that was genius

[ryanyee1234567890]

his voice's what make me laugh.

[porcelanplugger]

dm421..u get a life! your never too old for this.

[dm421]

Dude, you like 25...get a life. I thought swear words were funny when I was 10, grow up!

[vjmhollywood]

Maybe you could get a sense of humor! Queef Cookie!

[dm421]

I have a great one; however I guess child's humor is a bit below me. Based on your "name calling" there's really no point in me trying to explain. Perhaps in ten years you'll agree...

[someGUYwithADHD]

maybe you should watch something else then

[photonman48]

havnt lafed liek taht in a while

[vallivuerocks11]

haha finaly its been a while since i laghed a vid cause their mostly all stupid this one rocks 5/5

[3lysium94]

TIPS for not getting caught

1. while recording audio- press record and wait about 30 seconds before screaming, this will give you time to get away

2. when u take ur camera to the store to get this all on video, try disguising the camera somehow, theyll be less suspicious

3. dont just stand around, try to make it look like your interested in something else (like a video game or something) so it looks like you had nothign to do with it

[saylorew]

go doam, the best walmart prank ever, it was so loud and clear, i can't wait what the manager says , LOLOLO>LOL XDXDXDXDXD

[MegaManZeroV1]

Fuckin' hilarious LMFAO!!!

[TheBillman999]

CUM DOUNUT!!!!!!!

that made me lol so hard.

[1john1992]

did that actualy rumble the floors their or is that just my speakers.

[dr3am000]

well played old chap

[leonscottkennedy147]

One of the best fuckin pranks in the world

[JimsWoman]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOO freaking funny!

[DJPrimeMinister]

Fuckin HaHaHa.....!!!! 'Cum Doughnut'

[arkansasspeed]

very original...

[speedstrx7]

lol check out my video, I extracted audio from really loud anal porn lol

[davidsulik]

WAYY better than the first. 10x louder rofl when it said hamster sex in teh sore i almost shit my self

[Predatory2k]

HAHA!!! BALLZ

[bnavarro8]

hahahahaha

HAMSTER SEX!!!!!!!!!

[pizzasuits]

1:47....turn WAY the fuck up. hahahahahah best line

[psychedelicacid]

i used to work at target and all this stuff actually made work fun lol

[mthomaswp]

lol

[nerdsmack]

hamster sex? err.. ok

[impersonator280]

Haha! lol thats so smart

[JasonDTube]

Hahaha that was very smart to leave a few seconds blank at the beginning. Good job!

[someGUYwithADHD]

@JasonDTube OH definately, lol im quite proud of that idea as well... thank you

[RpMaGiK]

hamster sex

[someGUYwithADHD]

Yeah i gave props to the guys who did it first silly.

[KKrizan]

i have seen this before wtf, someone has done it with walmart sry no dice

[robino0]

That was fucking GENUIES!!

keep up the good work!!

[someGUYwithADHD]

it was about 3.... i attempted to avoid all people

[nortekiller]

that shit was fuckin' loud! lol but what time of the day did you do this? cuz it looks more like that hour of the night where the store is about to close or something

[jrms2589]

I LOBE THIS. FAWKING HILARIOUS.

[shroomcap13]

I woulda never thought of that.  That's great!

[Luftblasen4]

That's funny as hell. My friend Lacy at school was even talking about this shit, and I was like hey you know Chris lol

[CuddleBunny89]

HAHAHAHAA nice one very creative lol

[veer295]

haha thats hilarious!!!

[dotman557]

haha i gotta do this!

[someGUYwithADHD]

Ha HA! So many people are doing this now... i kinda feel bad. I am a terrible influence, especially to those couple kids that put hardcore porn in a system at meijers. Be careful everyone!