Karland er... Karkand - Talking Lots and Saying Very Little

[SeoulSlayer]

I'm glad you haven't given up on this game completely as most of DCRU has. Thanks for the BF3 vids!

[gingie78]

Oh man I laughed when your talking about the hat with the flower and the dancing. It sounds like something our little un would do. She's 5 now and a nightmare to get ready. Strangely at 4 she was really good at the morning routine.

[MrPwnagesince1337]

Don't you mean Kirkenshire?

[00EFX00]

Don't sweat "content we will enjoy" just do your thing bro, we enjoy.

[itnice2]

is there anyone here on xbox who plays battlefield propaly I am getting sick of losing from my team sat at spawn sniping message twiggerKILL3R if you are a PTFO play and don't want to lose for the 1000 time thaxs (sry 4 spelling mistakes)

[Alkamone]

I really like the commentaries you do just for fun, always have.

[dmoll]

@Alkamone +1

Not being serious all day long and having fun playing is what we should all do.

My 2 cents.

[Equilibr1st]

Whats the deal with mines auto spotting themselves... was that intentional or what?

[kenc12]

I think dcru is having the same problem I had I played bf3 so much on release and prior the beta that I got burned out had to go play something else "skyrim" but know I'm back playing and happier than ever

[hatedheretic]

the mines showing up so easily now on the minimap is bloody ridiculous.. fucking Dice is pulling an Infinity Ward move.

[Barnaby0014]

Id say its your internet i have a radeon 6870 2gb and i can play in 64 player servers on ultra with 1080p and get no lag

Im pretty sure you have a better graphics card than me i don't remember

[PS3Magnet]

I'm really confused did Swords leave DCRU?

[oplim77]

@PS3Magnet LOL. No. That was a joke.

[OMGaBALLOON]

Sweet vid. I think you should film a duet of you and your daughter singing some christmas glee songs. Anyone else agree?

[Lysanderfication]

you shouldnt expose your tanks ass to the enemies thumb while engaging in tank on tank relations.

[TheCoockieMonster19]

Great content Colin keep up the good work !

[darth108209]

Hey Colin I was thinking about maybe studing in Canada do you have any suggestions on what are some good universities in Canada that have a good Nursing program or a good program in the health field?

[jarrod6935]

im working on getting my service star for recon and just when i thought i had got it, i still need to get over 40k XP to get russian aquired mk11 mod -.-

[SupaTROopa2]

You will surely get the karkland, I talked to the boss.

[MultiSkate98]

how many kids do you have?

[vedranart]

LOL @7:13 :D No big...

[maskedhobo]

Word up on trying to get a little girl dressed. I can never get my girl dressed in any sort of normal time limit.

[Kaito1263]

Say, Colin, do you have BF3 for your XBOX360?

[AverageAdversary]

@Kaito1263 He has it on Xbox360, PS3 and PC.

[RichGTR]

Glad your daughter is feeling better Colin the joys of parenthood eh lol. Your lucky you have a girl my 4yr old son wants to constantly play on the xbox lol

[95random464]

Colin, you can also get the assignment by repair tooling an amtract, those are team specific so no one has to be in it. That's how I got it (though two people spawned at the very end so I got a double kill, lol)

[FaustSketcher]

haha really enjoyable, those daily life talks.

you should take picture of your daughter with those pajamas, the flower hat and all the set. Show them to her when she's on her 13-15 years old. makes for a good filler on family albums xD

[dante26x]

I really like when you talk about your daily life :) really enjoy it, I started listening to you next to my homework and it chills me down :)

keep it up, cheers from switzerland

[sontwisted]

"we have a good family doctor were fortunate that way" universal healthcare must be nice? bastard'mumbles under his breath'

[oplim77]

@sontwisted Man, I don't know how people without healthcare insurance do it when they have kids. I was able to get her booked in a cancellation slot for 11:40. It's a 20 minute drive there. Left at 11:10. Was back home at 12:30. Some people here, however, don't have a family doc and have to rely on walk-in clinics and wait in line, or, even worse, go wait in the ER at the hospital and get bumped as more serious cases come in. It's not a perfect system, but we're lucky how we've made out.

[MobsterMayhem]

I think its dumb hwo you can see enemy mines on the ground.

[sontwisted]

i aint know you was riding dirty

[ReturnOfDeeO]

Great vid Colin, kept my interest anyway. You're a beast, I tried PC... so bad

[XxWatchOu7]

colin do you still play Battlefield 3 on X360 ??

[Chazzos]

love your stuff Collin. Cant wait for you video in 2 days.... if we are lucky!

[MPRC1136]

Loved the story about your daughter. I don't know what it is about kids and singing. I was trying to wash my 4 y/o's hair last night while he was singing I Got the Moves like Jagger and dancing naked.

[20TONY09]

Do you watch Toby Turner? On his vlogs he says absolutely nothing important yet so many people watch him lol so don't worry about this one, many of us enjoy this kind of videos.

[krich451]

@oplim77 what antibiotic causes food to taste bad? thats a strange side effect.

[oplim77]

@krich451 Biaxin. The medicine itself tastes HORRIBLE. Normally they give kids Amoxicillin which is much milder.

[krich451]

@oplim77 ive never heard of biaxin but that sounds like it really sucks.

[commanderbige]

Colin, I have a decent gaming computer, and a really decent internet connection(50 down, 7.5 up, and good ping), and I get frame rate loss on 64 conquest as well. I think it is the game, and not our computers. I could be wrong I suppose, but I seem to think it is the game.

[vicboy129]

I feel like people complain about teammates a lot and how the other team always seems better, but you have to also acknowledge that sometimes you are on the better team, like the guy repairing you in this game, the other tank driver prob complained that his team wasn't helping him or playing the objective.

[oplim77]

@vicboy129 Yes, absolutely. I played a few rounds of Conquest, and a few friends/subscribers joined me on my team as well so we had the advantage. The guy repairing me was totally random, but definitely a teamplay-first type of person. The last 2 sessions I have had restored my faith in the player base :)

[Waystedtsg]

lol then you drove away and the engineer got killed because of the tank cover dissapearing :c

[oplim77]

@Waystedtsg LOL. I thought he had hopped back in the tank. Bad play on my part :)

[Waystedtsg]

@oplim77 yeah it does happen sometimes i mean you cant always be mindful of where people are i just hate it when people drive off all of a sudden right when you start taking small arms fire lol,

Not like they're going to take much damage in a tank anyway.

[randomted]

Gotta love that G53 :D

[MrGuybones]

Spontaneous dance. lol'd



[TheRonny305]

Glad to have u back colin, how come DCRU is not playing together anymore? You guys were more united back in BC2... but it is what it is man... Awesome video BTW

[oplim77]

@TheRonny305 We are all kinda playing different games. There will be a DCRU night this weekend, and whatever we play, I'll be recording like crazy.

[MuiltiLightRider]

@oplim77

Who do you love more; Your wife, your kids, your parents, or Me? Choose wisely

[MrGangstar101]

Does anyone know the name of the City Map (for TDM and Conquest?) that has a lot of crates in the ally's and a lot of car's in the street ?? thx :D

[oplim77]

@MrGangstar101 I think you're talking about Grand Bazaar?

[broadcastyoselffool]

Most of my RPG kills are in TDM...

[theonlyrobo]

It's odd that on PC it shows up as G53, but on console it's HK53.

[bigusy786]

@theonlyrobo other way round bro :)

[Waystedtsg]

@theonlyrobo that tripped me up for a bit havent played the karkand stuff on Pc yet but was thinking what i havent heard of that gun it looks like the HK53 though.. wonder if theres any other guns with different names between the two versions.

[marinmarinhola]

I think its internet connection. I got an overclocked i7 to 4.4 Ghz and a gtx 590 and 16 gigs of ram, yet I get lag aswell when playing on a 64 man server, since I have a 5 down 0.5 up connection, and since im in Costa Rica, I cant get local connection, so its always a 150+ ms connection.

[xZeiy]

no dislikes...!? EPIC!!!

[Zinzuvas]

I have quite a bad internet connection, but I have no problems with lag when playing on 64 player servers. I know that especially the karkand maps are very cpu hungry. I have to play on low :( on those.

[kabo123]

i hate it after playing some time with the termal optic on the tank its bright as hell when i switch it back to normal :D

[SwCHnable]

Loving these constant videos. As well as the fact that your living up to your promise unlike many other directors :\.

[oplim77]

@SwCHnable Might have to take tomorrow off, but I'll be back Friday :)

[gregster001]

@oplim77 i thought the whole ngt team will be playing but it looks like there sticking to mw3 i hate mw3 so much :@

[Icewolf8892]

@oplim77 I think you definately deserve a day off . :)

[andrewkahn75]

I can't wait to be a dad.

[oplim77]

@andrewkahn75 It's definitely the best thing I've ever decided to do!

[cafra96]

@oplim77 better than battlefield 3?

[guitar241990]

What gun was he using? I only started on BF 3 a few weeks ago. I'm only like level 14 so I don't know all the guns yet

[SNNA17]

@guitar241990 HK53:)

[SNNA17]

@SNNA17 Or G53..

[stammlager5]

@guitar241990 G53 with a red dot sight

[grand2146]

@guitar241990 Hk53

[thejaniel99]

@guitar241990 g53

[stammlager5]

I thought the commentary was interesting. It's more personable than solely sticking to game talk.

[sirdavies94]

We pretty much enjoy anything you throw at our face so yeah.. keep them coming.

[sirdavies94]

wow great example of the terrible respawn system on bf3 at 4:20

[theflood2222]

u'r awesome not kiddn dude

[Quakeman224]

Hey Colin. I can help you out with The Assignments. Im only missing the All Kits second gun. the MK jackhammer shotgun.

[ImVastolorde17]

Hope you all get better soon man, honestly if you have to stop doing commentaries for a bit to look after your daughter and yourself I think most of us who have honour and some pride would agree that you should, again, get well man.

[RNCOLSON]

y sister does that every morning for school, and she has to wear uniform so i dont know why it is so hard for her.

[chrissyboyism]

heey, can someone help me??? i have BF3 to and i have a good pc, but when i join a game, the game gets disconnected. what can i do to stop that? plz anyone respond :)

[RedStarr2121]

@chrissyboyism

check this thread over at official EA forums. I hope it helps dude. : )

Bug / Problems / Issues Fix series

bit .ly / xJPD3z

[chrissyboyism]

@RedStarr2121 thanks for your help man!

[RedStarr2121]

@chrissyboyism no problem dude. I hoped it helped.

[PS3Fan487]

Wait, is it Karkand or Karkland?

[SJGSpook]

@PS3Fan487 Karkand

[theflood2222]

@PS3Fan487 karkand

[RedStarr2121]

damn that sucks Colin, I hope you and the kids get better soon.

[ElatednuT]

I destroyed a mortar. After i realized that it was a "vehicle"

[Mr4Acres]

I enjoy your commentary... Subbed

[blessedthroughmisery]

...Wait, what? People STILL call this Karkland? 

[TheCarelessBOO]

I have 2 girls and the 3 year old takes for ever to get ready

[Hobwire]

hey colin, why isn't bl1nk going to PAX?

[AndyBRGN]

Pretty easy to pronounce "antibiotics" in Norwegian: "antibiotika"

Try it, Colin! :) lol

[Kerleyyy]

Good sir. I be firsf. Ohhh man I fucked it up...

[Danox94]

lol

[Lacloake]

I destroyed and enemy MAV with my repair torch but I didn't get the achievement... crap...

[ILOVEHIPPIEFLIPS]

what gun is that?

[Lacloake]

@ILOVEHIPPIEFLIPS Pretty sure its the G53, smashing little gun...

[Lacloake]

@RedStarr2121 yeah its one of the easier unlocks in the assignments, its 10 vehicle repairs and kill 1 enemy with your repair torch... I got my guy while he was busy manning a Kornet Launcher...

[RedStarr2121]

@Lacloake I got my torch kill from a camping sniper...most rewarding kill ever in my BF3 career. lol

[imthebause]

Cool!

[MrShouldknowbetterUK]

I could listen to you all day (no homo)

[seljd]

Karkand in BF2 = frag fest

[lordjosh286]

Under 1 club

[CyclerProductions]

First :P Nice vid I'm pretty sure :P

[yoojoel]

lol at the title :P

[J0eyBe]

BF3 really bores me now. I think Bc2 is alot more fun.

[mrmining97]

I'd use canister shell if i was you.. But of course that's your choice.