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  • dumb

  • ジャックニコルソン大好き!

    カッコーの巣の上でが好き。

  • Was that second guy wearing a rublix cube on his chest?

  • That's not even funny. This subject can't be That Hard to parody. Definitely no gag-writing talent.

  • WTF!!???

  • Doesn't matter who Jack votes for, he's still a fucking ledgend in my books.

  • I can't beleve the jocker was in that that was so funny.

  • Lose the C.

  • Why?

  • Gonna have to agree with Somedumbassname.

  • Hillary has been fighting for health care since the 90's. She is most definitely NOT "stupid". Obama has already changed his time-line for bringing the troops home. You followers are nothing but sheep, hence the word "follower". My prediction for 2009: A LOT OF DISAPPOINTMENT.

  • rite o

  • agread

  • Ryan, you were 100% correct. . . . There is no saving this nation.

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • ahahahahahaha that was great

  • Wow, this guy is such an ass.

  • I'm from Poland and Obama has good press here. Greets! Hope he wins.

  • Thank you for sharing that lolz,

    we can now sleep comfortably at night with this highly informative, umm....information.

  • I wonder what Jack thinks of her now giving a speech like she's the winner on the night that Sen. Barack won the nomination. Hillary is such a self-absorbed, narcissistic sorry-ass human being. Oh yeah, and she voted for Bush's war she's pathetic.

  • ya i was actually going for obama myself. o and if any one of u play the game destroy all humans if u listen jack nicholsen sounds sorta like crypto.

  • LOL HILLARY LOST ASSHOLES!

  • anyone that would vote for hillary is a completely uninformed ass.just what our government wants us all to be.wake up,people.

  • fuck this! Hilary Rocks

  • lol...that was hillary-ous

  • That isn't very fair.

  • The TYPICAL Hellary supporter:

    1/ RACIST / REDNECK

    2/ UNEDUCATED

    3/ OVERWEIGHT white woman still in lust with BILL

    4/ FASCINATED with pantsuits worn with multi-colored scarfs & orthopedic pumps

    5/ LIVING under a ROCK / CLUELESS

    6/ REPUBLICANS!!!

    P.S. This is one get-together I would like to miss!!!!!

  • nice try

  • Only assholes believe that Washington "outsiders " are worthy of the task and job of president!! Bush ,for example ,the ultimate outsider is squandering our boys and our treasure on a worthless war!!Gives tax cuts to his cronies and his rich boys and rapes the american people every chance he gets!! So much for outsiders!!!! It also takes them 3 of their 4 or 7 of their 8 years in office to learn their job,diplomacy ,the art of negotiation and an understanding of the needs of the country!too late

  • dont vote for hillary vote obama and while ur at it view my saltwater tank video and subscribe to my page

  • What an extraordinary tale of heroism. Hillary was flown into an extremely dangerous area which, according to the pilot colonel William Changose who flew her there, it wasn't even a humble bee on the radar screen which could hurt her. This is exactely the Commander In Chief the American nation needs so its people can sleep securely in the full knowledge that when she answers that 3 am call, she has full recollection of the circumstances that led up to that call.

  • WOMEN OF USA :

    Let's smile and give thanks to the Lord for Hillary, who is our sister and FRIEND!

    HILL, this radiant woman who shares our deep love for USA, who has worked hard and keeps on FIGHTING for us,

    in spite of an obvious BIAS MEDIA! SHAME!

    Our sister whose faults are clear to us but whose dedication and proven love OVERSHADOW them greatly!

    WE NEED HILL !

    Why not a WOMAN PRESIDENT if she is QUALIFIED ?

    DEAR LORD, PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HER AND HELP US TO MAKE HISTORY !

  • How Sexist.

    I am voting for that best person for the job and its not her.

    I will not vote based on sex.

    I will vote based on what I think the person can do for us.

  • Will "The Lord" vote for Hillary? Some say Jesus was black, guess who'll win if it were up to God.

  • Hillary is long on rhetoric and short on facts. The "3AM" commercial was desgined as a shot right to the gut. (But Hillary answering the phone would scare me, frankly).

    What we need to concentrate on - like a LASER - is how she managed to make $12 Million dollars last year - and why she refuses to tell anyone where the money came from.

    That's right. 12 Million. Bill made 20.

    We have a right to know who is giving her this money. Much of it comes from overseas.

  • It's hard to imagine how public figures, who are paid for delivering speeches and authoring books, can make millions of dollars.

    You're right. Forget about the Iraq war, the dwindling economy, or the myriad of issues that plague our fundamental rights. Budgeting the Clintons over the past 8 years is surely a more urgent issue.

  • i love jack...

  • me2

  • Right on! This was my reaction to Nicholson's ocmmercial for Hillary too.

  • Haha, nice

  • Ignorance and stupidity is what is bringing this nation to the end.

    Hillary is a lady, a woman with experience & willingness to lead this nation and repair our economy.

    Obama: is charismatic and good preacher " but just words".

    McCain: is George W. Bush next puppet to continue his crusade in disgracing this country for the next 100 and more years.

    this time won't be black slaves, it will be America who will became China's slaves.

  • What experience? Hilary's experienced with manipulative politics, nothing else.

    She talks about her humanitarian outreaches like it's some kind of distinguished battle record, when the fact is, her globe trotting was about as dangerous as Bingo Night.

    Obama is the only candidate who's not guzzling campaign contributions from Lobbyists or Special Interest Groups, and is the most honest person to run for president since Regan.  Hilary's about as honest as Nixon.

  • Also, she says she's ready on day one? Bullshit. She wasn't even ready for post-Super Tuesday campaigning, thinking she was somehow entitled to the democratic nomination. Ready on day one? She's still paying the price for not taking Obama seriously, what happens when she decides to ignore a Nuclear Iran?

    If you want real change in this country, a vote for Obama is the only choice. Hilary is the pinnacle of corruption and ineptness that's destroying America.

  • Uhm, Isn't "experience" just a code word for "Washington insider"? All this "experience" is what got us where we are today. I think I've had enough "experience" to last me a lifetime.

  • thats awesome! Not given nearly enough credit...

  • i really hate politics. don't you?

  • well... if Jack say it...

  • Very funny!

  • This is headz ON. That was exactly what I thought when I saw that Nicholson ad LOL

  • Dont worry he is anal enough for all the people who left comments, and half the people down the street.

  • All is fair in love , war , and politics

  • THey just reported that it was the Clintons that called the Canadians regarding NAFTA.. And Honors what honors does Clinton have hmmmm if you want to call lying, or maybe the whole Whitewater scandal...

    Obama08

  • 1999, honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award from the Children of Chernobyl Relief Fund for her support of that Ukrainian organization's efforts regarding legacy effects of the Chernobyl accident.[7]

    1999, received the Mother Teresa Award, the highest honor given to civilians by Albania. This was in recognition of her humanitarian efforts following the Kosovo War and worldwide.[8]

    etc. etc.

  • I'm am in awe of her receiving the award for her post-Kosovo efforts, considering it was her and her husband's warmongering interventionism which escalated the war and caused far more damage to the region than had ever been there before. All of these honors are imperialist BS--like Woodrow Wilson receiving a Nobel Peace prize after causing the death of hundred's of thousands of people and destroying civil liberties in the U.S.

  • Yes, receiving awesome awards from children after mass murdering children is always nice.

    Was Hillary one of the Senators that got to watch those Abu Graib snuff films?--the snuff films that Bush defies court orders to hand over to the ACLU? Maybe some of the survivors from the Iraqi families whose children were raped in front of their families want to give Hillary an award for voting to keep the funds flowing to our "boys" in Iraq.

  • paradiddlemcflam,

    when bill clinton was in office he cut the military substantially, how can he be a warmonger without a military?

  • cassynova84,

    Bill Clinton did cut the military budget. However, he also bombed Serbia without Congressional approval.

  • He also bombed a pharmaceutical plant claiming it was a chemical weapons facility. His Secretary of State Madeline Albright claimed that the death of a million or two Iraqi children caused by our trade sanctions was an acceptable loss given what the sanctions allegedly 'accomplished'.  Our government is arrogant toward the rest of the world and toward its own citizens. This arrogance pervades the left and the right; politics is just a fight over who gets to enact their form of it.

  • cassynova84,

    I apologize if I seemed combative toward you.

  • 1994,received the Living Legacy Award from the Women's International Center, in recognition of "her vast contributions in so many fields, especially honoring her work for women and children."

    1998,received the United Arab Emirates Health Foundation Prize for her work in health and social welfare, especially as it related to women, children, and families.[6]

  • Yeah, but I think you should realize that being senator isn't the only form of political experience Clinton has. And not to mention, when Obama was smoking crack, Clinton was working on improving societal welfare in the states, and dealing with international humanitarian issues internationally.( She's been committing herself to these causes long before being a senator, even before Arkansas, starting from her highschool years:

  • "Fox news: According to the Center for Media and Public Affairs, a non-partisan watchdog group, from mid-December to mid-February, 83 percent of network news coverage directed at Barack Obama was positive. Eighty-three percent. For Hillary Clinton, 53 percent was positive. Still a very high number, but nothing like the unprecedented Obama media kiss-up...A biased media was trying to engineer the election. Americans don't like that. "

  • ¥CHECKMATE¥

    ¥T

  • Lame. Real lame.

  • Ha ha funny. So that's what hillary stands for.....

  • Knowledge is power.

    On You Tube:

    "Rockefeller Reveals 9/11 FRAUD to Aaron Russo"

    ***** YOU NEED TO SEE THIS INTERVIEW *****

  • Let's do this - Hillary plays Pres w/Obama as VP for eight years - then Obama plays Pres w/Anisha Pallavi as VP for eight years - by then we may have cleaned up the mess Rove...err... Bush has created.

    If he wasn't in entertainment Jack would be locked up in a nut house...one of America's finest nut houses at that!

    GO JACK & HILL!!!

    BTY - Amy Winehouse ROCKS - hope she makes it past 27 - she is Janis re-incarnated you know...

  • It's not going to happen. Hillary is a general-election death wish for the Democratic Party. She has no chance of winning the Democratic nomination, and even less chance of winning the Presidency.

    And more importantly than that, she does not DESERVE the Presidency. Her vote for the Iraq War showed that she does not have the judgment capabilities to lead, and her conduct in this race has been, to put it politely, disgraceful. No one is going to offer her the VP after what she's done.

  • If Hillary had conducted this campaign in a Presidential manner instead of lying and distorting her opponent's positions at every turn, she might have been offered the Vice Presidency. No one wants to run with someone like that.

    Just face it. Kennedy, Kerry, Richardson and Dodd have all sided with Obama. NO ONE except Bill has sided with Hillary. The reason is obvious to everyone... one candidate is just a better choice.

  • Consider this: K, K, R, and D have not been able to succeed running for a national office, Bill has, twice -- not pretty - but the results are in.

    She is the best thing we have when you take into account some idiot from Utah will assassinate Obama, if he is nominated.

    Not my wish by any means - just the asinine state of our society.

    McCain dies of a heart attack before the general election.

    What a mess after eight years of WHAT A MESS!

    She wins by default, we're cooked.

  • 1. Hillary cannot win the general election. If you had any idea what the name "Clinton" means to a conservative or independent voter, you would understand why.

    2. Hillary cannot even win the democratic nomination. Obama is ahead by more than 100 delegates; Clinton would have to win every reamining state with 70% of the vote to catch up, which isn't going to happen.

    3. So what if Obama gets assassinated? We'll have Chris Dodd for President.

  • frelthat,

    obama has to win by at least 74% in the remaining states to achieve the number of delegates to get the nominee, he won't be able to do it. the democratic nominee will have to be chosen by the super delegates.

  • The superdelegates just vote for whomever's ahead. I don't think there's been any case in recent history when they've done otherwise since it would be seen as overturning the judgment of the people.

    Hillary's wins in Ohio and Texas combined only yielded 12 delegates, and Obama is ahead by 100. Even if she wins by 30-point margins in Florida, Michigan, Pennsylvania AND Mississippi, Obama will still come out ahead at the end. The contest has been settled.

  • pretty poor tbh

  • OMG in reading some of your responses . . . did some of you leave the IQ at the door?

    Not the caliber of responses I would expect from Obama supporters.

  • this makes no sence.

  • SOMEBODY MAKE THIS VIDEO: use lead in to hillary ad..."your kids are asleep...but it's 3 am and a phone is ringing in the whitehouse" have hillary say, "hello" then have a voice say, "hillary, this is vernon...listen bill is at the hotel bar with monica...and the thong is hanging from the chandelier...you better get down here"

  • I personally think the original was already rather satirical enough but this video does nicely make the point. Then again, had they originally gone with Tommy Lee Jones, they could have had Two-Face in the 'ad' and that would have really crowned it.

  • Oh, so him with his drugs and 2 years of senate experience is really going to get America out of this shit?? What a bunch of retards.

  • "Oh, so him with his drugs and 2 years of senate experience is really going to get America out of this shit?? What a bunch of retards."

    Excuse me, but he's been in the US Senate since 2004, and the Illinois Senate since 1996. He's actually been a senator for longer than Hillary has. So where does this "2 years of senate experience" nonsense come from? You're just demonstrating why the Hillary campaign has failed, namely because it is based upon lies.

  • Liar? I think you are the one twisting the facts, I'm sorry, but Obama was swore in as senator on the on January 4, 2005. Clinton, on January 3 2001. Seems like Obama supporters are the big liars here. But of course, what can we expect, Obama himself has no integrity ( Obama's big lie with the NAFTA ).

  • Not to mention, Obama's credentials totals to five lines on wiki, while Hillary has a whole separate page devoted to her awards and honors.

  • Obama has authored literally 1,079 bills in the Illinois and US Senates, and seen hundreds of them turned into law. You cannot name me one thing Senator Clinton has accomplished while in office aside from having dragged us into an unnecessary war.

    As for his "big lie" regarding NAFTA, nobody reported it as a "big lie", the most anyone called it is an exaggeration, and the liberal party in Canada is calling it an invention of the Harper administration.

  • None of what you just said changes the fact that he was elected to the Illinois Senate in 1996 and the US Senate in 2004, which gives him a total of 12 years of Senate experience to Hillary's 8 (or 13 to 7 if you want to be anal about it).

    And as for Obama having no integrity - excuse me? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds coming from a Clinton supporter? You are out of your mind.

  • *11 to 7 if you want to be anal about it.

  • I like this commercial. It makes me wanna vote for Jack as prez

  • hhahaha, fuc-kin great!!!!

  • Hysterical!

  • That was freakin great! Thanks so much!

  • lawl

  • That is the exact impression I got from Jack's ad for Hillary.

  • Didn't grow up thinking his mommy was his sister, just like Ted Bundy?

  • THAT´s what I´m talking about!

    The man is getting senile.

    ;)

  • Hilarious!

  • Sorry Jack. Voting McCain.

  • All the smart celebrities endorse Obama...

  • MYPanicAttack

    Thanx for the laugh. Now I have to go to the hospital to have my spleen repaired. Ouch!!!

  • Nicholson is another yuppie who became what he so vehemently opposed. Establishment sell out.

  • she wins...not USA.

  • better video:

    video. google. com/videoplay?docid=-366125895­2937903113

    (remove spaces)

  • I'm already packed my shit and gettin outa da country on da first plane

    i advise you to do da same thing

    before shit hits da fan

    watch my vids..so i can buy a ticket..

  • I wonder who is gonna get sued for this its funny but defamatory

  • I wish everyone would understand that issues like race & gender issues("OBAMA" "HILLARY") are mere distractions set in place by the CFR members who have been making ALL the major decisions and rigging our elections 4 WAY too long now/ its a tactic Hitler even used called "DIVIDE & CONQUER". In the MEANTIME , the US citizens are losing our sovereignty and civil liberties. While we continue to trap OURSELVES in the demographic boxes of "gender/ race/religion" (invoked by govmnt)/ we ALL LOSE!~

  • Don't come to Britain bitch!!!

  • Check you levels of hatred and you will feel a lot better. Britain is a lovely country, I wonder where you got your education to speak with such foul mouth.

  • Don't come to Britain bitch!!!

  • Who will take her? China?

  • Says one thing, BUT, 'Does Another': CHANGE? - HOPE? - TURNING A PAGE?

    NEWS BULLETIN:

    {CTV Stands By Obama NAFTA Story: Says Obama Official Was Austin Goolsbee}

    Obama's campaign contacted the Canadian government to warn them that the subject of NAFTA would come up from them, and there would be hard words against the trade deal, but that it was, 'just campaign rhetoric', and the government should not take it seriously!

    This was denied!

    (A lie to the American People?)

    Now CNN News...

  • what?????

  • even the liberals hate Clinton now? fuck all of you, she would have been a great president!

  • LOLOLOLOL!!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!!

  • lol, awsome

  • Uh... I don't like billary... but this was stupid. Why'd ya bother?

  • VOTE FOR ALF 08!

  • Terrific video from Jack! Wish it had come out in the news, but I forgot, our news media has taken it upon itself to elect our next Democratic Presidential candidate in order shoe in yet another Republican because they are afraid of Hillary, and think they can run over Obama since HIS wife RUNS HIM. So who would run the Country?

  • MargaritaSunsets

    "Obama's wife runs him."??????LOL. Who do you think runs Hillary? If it weren't for the fact that "Slick Willie" was a prior president she wouldn't have a leg. No better than having a daddy's boy as president.(lil' Bush)

    For real change vote Ron Paul his message alone is enough.

  • MargaritaSunsets

    "Obama's wife runs him."??????LOL. Who do you think runs Hillary? If it weren't for the fact that "Slick Willie" was a prior president she wouldn't have a leg. No better than having a daddy's boy as president.(lil' Bush)

    For real change vote Ron Paul his message alone is enough.

  • MargaritaSunsets

    "Obama's wife runs him."??????LOL. Who do you think runs Hillary? If it weren't for the fact that "Slick Willie" was a prior president she wouldn't have a leg. No better than having a daddy's boy as president.(lil' Bush)

    For real change vote Ron Paul his message alone is enough.

  • MargaritaSunsets

    "Obama's wife runs him."??????LOL. Who do you think runs Hillary? If it weren't for the fact that "Slick Willie" was a prior president she wouldn't have a leg. No better than having a daddy's boy as president.(lil' Bush)

    For real change vote Ron Paul his message alone is enough.

  • posting the same comment ten times in a row is a sure way to be ignored.

  • Inka4484

    That was a mistake but glad you noticed!

  • Hey wilfredsnipple I too support Ron Paul. Did you know that they want to make mr hillary the secretary of the united nations. OMG when will we have enough of these neo con cfr memebers!

  • Love that line in "A Few Good Men", "You want the truth?", "You can't handle the truth!"

    Google and watch these videos to see if you can "handle the truth":

    "Maxed Out"

    "Freedom to Fascism"

    "Money as Debt"

    "The Money Masters"

    "Monopoly Men"

    "Loose Change"

    Can YOU handle the TRUTH!

    p.s. read "The Richest Man in Babylon"

  • ok. not

  • It's the education you don't get in school. Try it, you might like it!

  • wow i have a phd. grow up kid

  • wwow9909

    ......and I'm 9 feet tall. LOL.

  • so is my weiner

  • wwow9909

    Your response "so is my weiner" really makes me believe that you are the superior intellect. Genius. Where did you buy your phd?

  • wwow9909 Thanks again for your reply. Honestly, please take a look at these videos. You say you have a "phd" (I do not) so I would really appreciate your input on them. You may find something in them that I have overlooked. You obviously have some time to kill on the puter, they are just a few key strokes away, so, give them a try and let me know what YOU think.

  • USA is corrupted by opportunists-But Loose Change is BS. It was very well Debunked second by second frame by frame--its BS--

  • Oh yeah smart stuff? And where was it debunked frame-by-frame? Uranus?

    Show me the proof bitch and stop repeating the lies of others!

  • Bill: Did you know, Hillary, that the DNC is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?

    Hillary: No.

    Bill: They are, Hillary.

    Hillary: Who?

    Bill: A nigger.

    Hillary: A nigger?

    Bill: A nigger Senator.

    Hillary: He is a very willful boy.

    Bill:  Indeed he is, Hillary. A very willful boy. A rather naughty boy, if I may be so bold..

  • ¥T

  • Vote For Alf 2008

  • It should be Alf 08! :P

  • I think Clinton's fans learnt nothing from the last 7 years which is (in part) voting for a president who will be HONNEST! And all of us who have been following the campaign day after day (probably 90% of them voting for obama) noticed the ten STRAIGHT LIES to the american people that she said at the beginning running her "at all cost" campaign.

    (They also noticed her constant change of personnality [whatch the two last debats in a row you ll see what i mean])

  • If you love Obama, DON'T 'HELP' HIM by writing on you tube. You can't spell, and he can.

  • *sigh* its just taking the p*ss out of the ridiculous ways campains are run in america. Why let policies speak for themselves when you can have TV adverts and parades and signs outside in your garden. Reconsider how you vote in the most powerful person in the world; just look what happened last time

  • i'm not a hillary fan,but this is a great commercial.

  • excuse me

    I DON'T understand why you're hating on Jack Nicholson.

  • Because some ass wipe made a commercial of jack nicholson supporting hillary with the same characters (exc. the shinning) in the order of this video.

  • I understand why you're hating on Jack Nicholson for supporting a democratic candidate. We're supposed to be on the same team.

  • Some will say this is a Repulican smear add. Some will say it is a Democrat smear add. The truth is it is neither. Anyone who does not preach constitutionalism as the foundation of their campaign is not only morally wrong but obviously unpatriotic. For real change vote Libertarian Ron Paul a true Republican?

  • Hey Bill, you tried to scare people when you played the race card on Obama. By your own recommendation we should stay clear of Billary. Search this on YouTube "Bill & Hillary Clinton : Their Secret Life"

  • another deceitful smear by an Obamabot

  • peter rabbit for president

  • got my vote

  • Copy cat-stupid video. Folks see the original by Jack Nicholson and Rob Reiner.

    This is typical republican-neither original nor good copies. Fake runs in their blood.

    Scared of losing in November, they will resort to anything.

  • Headzup satire is overwelmingly liberal, just look at their previous videos, all this video points out is how the original can come off as creepy, it doesn't say anything bad about Hillary Clinton, Rob Reiner or Jack Nicholson

  • What a stupid video. Lame! Lame! Lame!

  • Jack rocks so does Hillary! Blow it out your pro Obama ass Headzup!

  • S1Genocide, name one bad thing this video says about Hillary or Jack.

  • Cool!

  • Hillary, has blood on her hands.

  • Stupid and Lame and certainly not original. I'm wondering if they can sue for using the likeness of the character and Mr. Nicholson.

  • ROFL

  • You used the joker. 5/5 automatically.

  • Folks -- this is NOT the official Jack Nicholson commercial for Hillary. The official one starts with live action film of Jack as "The Joker."

    'nuf said.

  • Excellent. Right on target. Now make one on Cher and Whoopi.

  • thats a very good way to twist the endorsement into an attack.

  • kickass

  • hilarous

  • We can't handle the truth because we have not heard it for 8 years.

  • It's been quite longer than that.

  • 8 yrs my ass...wtf..where have you've been ...this shit started way back in the early 1900's....where hear of the new world order..hello...god people...you guys need to wake the fuck up!!! im askin all of you to watch alex jones film end game ...guess whats knocking at your back door..yes the nau...hey when that shit passes..kiss your ass good bye b/c the government has just got rid of your constitution and the bill of rights!! wake the fuck up!!! read ...watch alex jones

  • sevendust is right its been going on forever besides alex jones you also might want to go to zeitgeistmoviedotcom and watch the movie its one of the best on the net in my oppinion

  • sounds like you guys think we went down hill after the war of 1812

  • thats a combo that would definitely result in a complete lobotomy. Alex Jones the paranoid conspiracy theorist. Then there's Zeitgeist, the guys who cut together others scholarship, whether its good or bad. You might as well jump onto some New Age bullshit while you're at it - wear magnetic devices to help improve your blood flow or something...

  • I think this video sums up that ad pretty well.