Vince In Jail

[je2854]

better hurry up, b/c i cant do this all day!

[CHRISJ0AN]

hahaha hooters, cooters, toutors, computers haha lol

[sgtn00dle]

@CHRISJ0AN it's "tutors."

[blindside914]

funniest shit ive seen in awhile lol

[5740rusty]

add an egg, slice of ham. a pickle, three stabs, breakfast...lmfao

[DeckyStrikesBack]

hello kitaa!

[acidicpleasures]

hiii!! :)

[terrantry]

sham - Holy fukin blow shit!

[walken4prezidente]

sham WOW!!!!!

[MissAmber520]

LOL that was hilarious!!!

[dalton1929]

oh shit sonn

[mikale32]

lol at 1:22

[tetsia]

i just killed two guys and ima get the electric chair hahaha

[JishanHeath]

Two stabs = dead, and an egg, slice of ham and a pickle LOLZ!!!!!

[yesturtle]

Computers?

[wizguy104]

this really happend in jail?

[JishanHeath]

yeah

[Theexistance777]

LKOOOOOOOOOOL

[worldofwarcraft99]

i know its not funny, ITS FREAKING HILARIOUS

[HaloPhantomX]

my blood feels like a bubble bath, you guys look like your made of cotton candy, and this guys a hippo rofl!

[neuroxcore]

that was the funniest fucking part haha

[Frosteees]

what u got?

[kalfen]

HAHA this is funny shit!!!

[Zombieacropalyse]

i just killed 2 guys im going to get the electric chair

[Psyk0Fr33k]

hooters cooters turors computers LOL

[CraigCash09]

can i get a touter and a computer hahahaha

[sonicedhoedown1]

A HOOKA TRIED TO BITE YO TONGUE OFF??

[elionammm]

this is so funny

[supermankrypton1234]

who you talkin to? lol

[toReasonWhy]

Rofl the way he lunges when he says "One stab!" is fucking priceless. It's like he's painting or doing something delicate.

[michealj25]

wow cant belive vince is in jail ffor bating up a fucking hooker! damn

[SomeApplesauce]

lol thats definatley some aftermarket xboxlive headset hahha.

[sniperops1]

my blood feels like a bubble bath, you guys look like your made out of cotton candy and this guys a hippo.

[casino16]

hooters cooters tutors computers

[NirvanaFan122488]

Computers?

[rogerfaty]

A hooker tried to bite you're tonge of

[robhex]

Don't mess with Vince Offer. He's from the hood.

[NapalmKid]

This guys a hippo

*nods knowingly*

[blood117]

vince was only in jail for 3 hours

[gunnybunnyz12]

no three days

[royaltyguy420]

fucking HALARIOUS! LOVE IT MAKE MORE PLEASE

[Eyedog2]

"i cant do this all day. I just kill two guys and im gonna get the electric chair."

lol

[indianajones14]

One of the best

[rumouracel]

haha

[99WeedCape]

hand on cake bam bam bam

takes out saw, riba dam dam

[blazers6346]

One stab flesh wound. Two stabs dead okay. Add an egg, slice of ham, pickel. 3 stabs breakfast. Lol

[tylermcfar]

a cake with a saw inside of it

[virtuastudios]

lmao heres the actual news report about what he did /watch?v=JmK8PH4KhM4 xD

btw best of college humor stop stealing vids??

[Th3Sup3rN3rd]

lol before vince was a tv pitchman he made porno movies

[bmarley10]

that film isn't really considered a porn, sonny. It's what he expects a "comedy" to be, but it contains a lot of sexual stuff.

Breakfast to go!!

[TomaCukor]

damn hes one bad ass mother fucker

[mellisaohh]

haha. amazinggggg!!!

[Andyisaloser1]

It's the SHANKWOW

[jenikatsuya]

I'm so sorry for laughing, Vince... But that was good.

[MegaWOODHOUSE]

im not

[mykowskiis]

Haha, good stuff.

And flagged for what???

[Rebel056]

lol hurry up i dont have all day i just killed 2 guys and im goin to the electric chair ROFLMAO!

[mattboehler]

If the hooker bit his tongue off...... wtf?!

[dragonboyz10]

he said a hooker tried to bite his tongue off

[anonymous6366]

rofl that was so funny

[animeninja2]

oh wait nvm

[kitgrrrl]

That was really good. Very quick witted and cleverly done.

[6978d]

YES!!!

[SmokeyMaGee]

I've seen this at least 20 times if not more and it still makes me laugh. This is fucking too funny.

[roflroflomgomg]

i laughed when he said "ad a ham" hahaha xD

[Zickleinmorder]

Ahahahahaa.

[jetsam50000]

Whats the rubberstrip for when shooting heroine

[kkman1994]

So he can find the vain. That's what doctors and nurses do when they give you shots or take blood most times. -_- It makes the blood pump faster and the vein expands.

[hopdude]

It acts as a tourniquet, which pushes the vein out and makes it easier to find and hit it.

[mywrestlinggifs]

lol

[Ranike1]

that was the best lol.

[TempleOfTofu]

LOL.

[notaclue12]

I love College Humor videos.

[robpax]

that was funnier than it could have been

[crunkman407]

you crazyyy.

[nebrown23]

legendofonestar, you sir have no sense of humor... this is hilarious lol

[legendofonestar]

No, it's not. It's a base regurgitation of established gags. OH VINCE SAYS FUNNY THINGS WOW ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE LOW THRESHOLDS OF HUMOR.

[xtramangled]

legendofonestar, the value of humor, art and music (among other things) are all relative. Some people, like you, don't think it's funny. That doesn't mean it isn't funny, it's just not funny to you.

But you probably can't understand concepts like this, judging from your posts.

[legendofonestar]

I see what you did there, that was funny. Nice try at big picturing me. You must feel so smart, I hope it feels good. I hope it feels so fantastic to think you're right. Does it feel good? Is it the highlight of your day? I hope it is, I hope this is the highlight of your sad little life. Take care scrub.

[JokersSmile82]

hey if its the sick twisted truth, then you can't be mad

hahahahahahaha

[legendofonestar]

Can't be mad? I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more. Did you catch that there scrub? I won't hold it against you if you didn't. That was a line from Network, you know, a movie you never saw because Seth MacFarlane didn't abort it out his ass. I doubt it appeared in any of the wrestling programs you love so much either. How about you go back to your room and watch a little more Family guy eh? Leave the rest of us on the internet alone? Think you can pull that off champ?

[JokersSmile82]

hahahahahahahaha

is one of us mad because not everyone thinks the same way you do. narrow minded, unhappy, treating people as if they were idiots.

i gotcha man you just think to yourself that not everyone is "on your level". you keep on and watchin your anime

peace

[fdfdfdfdsss]

Uh oh, an Anime dork throwing a tantrum. *ducks for cover*

[Lindzeee420]

hahahaha

[StephanAntoniouFilms]

best video ever

[grimrazziel113]

add an egg, a slice of ham, a pickle, three stabs, breakfast..I'm kidding lol

[fuyumiko]

holy shiit funniest thing every

[zzrezz]

lolol

1:50 - 1:55

[taylorhippie]

Great, nice job...... hilarious

[SageOnWow]

Hes in jail for killing billy mays

[ministerling]

that was really funny!! good job.

[Govi627]

bib dib damn, ribba dam dam

[JOELEYE]

That's absolutely great.

[rigolin1771]

ROFL!

[LongBoardAlex]

i just killed two guys and im gonna get the electric chair

[centermark81]

how can he get all the stuff in jail

[3vilChick3n]

he slapped a hooker, he could do anything :D

[heavenshunterXx]

its comedy doesn't need to make since.....btw funneh

[craig29t]

I think its funny how it takes 2 kills to figure out its not safe to be around him

[Deathbysodamachine]

lol i love the look on the guy's face at 0:12

[doinkdw]

a hooker tried to bite ur tounge off

[samsayo1]

lol, now my blood feels like a bubble bath, you guys look like ur amde outta cotton candy, and hes a hippo

[wiithepeople2]

lol

1 stab. fleshwound k?

2 stabs DEAD

add an egg, a slice of ham, a pickle

3 stabs breakfast

lol

[3vilChick3n]

more like 3 "steps".... not sure^^

[centermark81]

your right?

[loverofwow389]

Lol i just killed 2 guys and ima getthe electric chair

[gamerplay]

it was funny after he knife him haha hey threw stuff at him hahahaha omg hahaha

[curiousenver]

holy crap that's an amazing impression haha, too good

[jjvirus]

Don't have a boring life, Toasty. Get a new knife.

[curiousenver]

hah exactly XD

[EletmenticAzn]

Hahahahaha "I Just Killed The Guys And Ima Get The Electric Chair."

[flubberpudding]

lol

[CGL2Director]

I've seen this dozens of times, no kidding. And it's still hilarious every time.

[coolkiller50k]

goin 2 get the electric chair lol

[dillpickleboocutie]

i honestly rofl so hard everytie i watch this

[willfox12345]

Bim bam bam, ribba dam dam.

[neonisthecoolest]

lol

[PrestonProductions1]

one flip and ur in business alright check this out. ROTFLOL!

[spadbs]

ROFLAMO! 0:47- 0:49 LOL

[3mp7y1995]

AHahaa OMG LOL LMAO

[JRO1646]

hooters, cooter, tutors, computer.

Computers??

[LumpyTheCook]

"One flip, you're in business. Okay, check this out.

One stab, flesh wound.

Two stabs, death."

That's some classic stuff right there!

[PaNdAjUnKy1]

this is so funny bing bam bam a ripa jam jam. lol:)

[jabe22moo]

lol 3 stabs breakfast hahahahahahaaha

[asiantokyo2]

OMG! lol!

[frolikfan67]

stop havin a boring knife, not having a boring life XD haha, boring tuna =P

[njackson6844]

hahaha thats hilarious.... almost as funny as when he promotes the nut machine

[munkycheeeeeez]

he looks kinda like adam sandler

[AjaxAngel101]

he probably mopped up the strippers blood with his very own product - THE SAM-WOW!!

[bringiton015]

I thought he said his Butt feels like a bublebath, Funny stuff!

[jumpything]

lmao fucking hilarious

[FatalxBloodlust]

ROTFLMFAO! =)

[rei336]

lmao too funny

[fikle]

00:50

priceless

[pslgreg]

I really enjoyed that one. haha

[vicfirthdrummer95]

my but feels like a bubble bath you guys look like cotton and you look like a hippo... camera man you getting this

Spanish

Who you talkin to a

hahahaha

[fikle]

my but...wtf he said my blood feels like a bubble bath lol, how does that makes sense since he shot heroine

[vicfirthdrummer95]

thats wut i thought but i swear i heard but lol

[fikle]

lol oh okay

[itzmacdaddybrad3]

lol wow man datz very funny

[387595214]

* Titled Head*

"A hooker try da bite your tongue off?"

Classic...

[airsoftsniper4307]

Ok....lets talk drugs.

lol

[Ringo111222]

"its also a zip gun!"

*hits guy in head*

random black guy:"HOLY SHIT!!!"

[SovietWasteland]

Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life

[kungfoofighter20]

hooters, cooters, tutors, computers here ya go hahahahahahaha

[LostOverThere]

"Computers!?"

[deathblad13]

lol anyone else notice they use the slapchop as the gratey

[goalie9579]

a spoon, not on my watch

a file, not happening

a rock hammer, in your dreams

A hooker tried to bite your tongue off???

hahaha

[zanw0rks]

i love it

lol

"WHAT YOU GOT?!"

lol

rofl my copter major tom

my rofl firetruck go woiowiowiowiowoi

[angryinternetguy991]

wut

[n2n001]

"A hooker tried to bite yo tounge off?!"

Haha I see why he said that. This guy never shuts up lol

[TheSylva7]

Bing bam bam. Ribidy dam dam.

1 stab, flesh wound. 2 stabs, dead. add an egg, a pickle, a slice of ham. 3 stabs, breakfast.

[fikle]

just kidding

[RayOxide]

Love the "Ooohhh shit" at the last 10 seconds.

[luckystar1010]

"a cake with a saw inside of it. Boom. Bing Bam Bam, Ribba Dam Dam"

...

"A hooker tired to bite yo tongue off?"

[soapman222]

Favorite quotes:

"Hooters, Cooters, Tutors, Computers."

"Computers?"

"Bing Bam Bam, Ribba Dam Dam."

Lol, stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life.

[WolfShadow1234]

lol

[smartazzmopar]

Also you have the nerve to flag such a video, but yet use nothing but profanity to try to force your point across to make others possibly think like you? Hmmmmm........sounds like something else very familiar, our government and religion. Maybe you should flag some of the real life things they're concerned with.

[smartazzmopar]

If you have nothing better to do than flag videos like this, your life truly does suck. It takes a sense of humor such as this, to keep people from going insane!!!!! You don't lioke it, don't watch it!

[Kiyorocket]

"One stab: Flesh wound. Okay? Two stabs: Dead. Alright? Add an egg, slice of ham, pickle... Three stabs: Breakfast. I'm kidding."

[CobraCommandercon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I loved this video. Hooker tried to bite his tongue off.... 5 star video here.

[TrickyStylez]

We just wanted to send you a quick note to say we appreciate your help and vigilance in keeping the YouTube community safe. It's the dedication from users like you that have helped make us the successful online destination that we are today.

Please continue to flag videos you come across that violate the YouTube Community Guidelines and keep up the great work!

- The YouTube Team

[CyclonerTV]

f u

[Furetgarcon]

dude wth is wrong with you?? why would flag this damm video?!

[TrickyStylez]

Or Violence

[TrickyStylez]

Or Sexual Content

[lybiansoulja]

oh my god i couldnt stop laughing when he said he was gunna do real time

[RedHairWarrior]

even in jail he's slappin his troubles away!

[TrickyStylez]

Ohh look another person that's fucked int he head , flagged

Good fucking Game , this is the 10th fuckin video about this retarded fucked up shit I've reported , keep it up so I can keep fucking reporting you till they are all off and I don't have to fuckin hear about this anymore , I know what happened and I don't find it funny if you do find it funny seek fuckin therapy cause you have a fucked up repeatitive life

[predatordes]

Im surprised nobody clued you in yet, but this video isn't reportable that way. Not to mention you can get yourself banned from this website for flagging things that don't need to be flagged. Also if you don't want to view specific content, then don't look for it. You'll need to search for this video to find it.

[TrickyStylez]

ahahahhahahahahha how is it unflaggable , you can't tell me what I can and can't flag , stfu noob , I can flag wtf I want if it's abusively physicly and verbally it's reportable get a fucking grip..

[TrickyStylez]

Ok fine I'll report for drug abuse

[angryinternetguy991]

ROFLTURDZ wow you are one dumb fuck. lol.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

I can see how successful your flagging of the video was considering it's still around a month later.

[kcnk111]

canada sucks