Funny DUI

[rescuechick10]

wow 50 lines on teh ground and the cop wants ot make one HERES UR SIGN

[vjimenez408]

What if the cop just wanted to see if he was drunk by making him put the tape on the ground? it worked right?

[TheDoofusBoy]

@vjimenez408 Check out my drunk video.

[blodad]

lmao, that is one funny dumb cop.

the Boozelator 3001 !!!

[TheDoofusBoy]

@blodad Check out my drunk video.

[zcompdancer15]

not only are there lines everywhere. hes using a flashlight when his headlights are on and there are lights in the parking lot....what the hell

[RiseofBane]

LMAO

[TheDoofusBoy]

@RiseofBane Check out my drunk video.

[5220Timothy]

WTF!!! A STRAIGHT LINE?? LOOK DOWN U DUMB-ASS LOL

[Cherie049]

Secretly there was an mini earthquake that made him lose his balence.

[jam4sy]

he done the tape cause its about balance wen putting it down, as u can see its pretty affective lol

[corad28]

@jam4sy I'm not sure why that didn't occur to everyone. Cops (in general, there are some idiots like everything else) do things for a reason. It's logical. It worked. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: It was fucking hilarious!!!

[kmc8470]

It's not because they need a line it's about showing the impairment and the ability or lack of to follow instructions. Obviously most of you know nothing about evidence collection.

[TheSmokezalot]

@kmc8470 u so cool sherlock holmes

[canisdormit]

@kmc8470 in this case it's malicious intent. I guess you'd be ok if a cop were ordered to take a blood sample and he just shot the person to get it? The fact is the cop already had probable cause, since he was administering tests. But his testing methods caused injury, which the cop should be liable for. This drunk guy wouldve easily got his case dismissed with any non-appointed lawer.

[mozza16x]

ye but the line he wanted the man to walk across was much thinner

[DigitalFaze]

this cop is stupid as hell

theres other lines in the fucking park lot

but no he made this drunk practically crack his skull open

wtf stupid ass cops

[TheApaleutos100]

OUCH

[0mgMusic]

Ha! He fell.

[patio87]

I'd sue the city.

[beaurollings]

i dont know



[marisamckenna]

i think he asked him to help him with the line to see if he could keep his balnce and then he fell over so thats how the cop could no that hes drunk

[nikedunks7]

"OHH"

[spikstash]

if i was him i would o just fell asleep rite there lol

[freakofthewest]

wow that should be an offcial national sobrity test. "set this on the ground, but first put on this helmet" ;P

[scottyp909]

because all the other lines will messim up when hes drunk

[RebelBowler1]

lmaoo

[ST4Lx]

Lol, this video makes me laugh everytime I see it. If he didn't wanna bash his face into the concrete, he shouldn't of gotten plastered and drove. That's all I gotta say. XD Karma is a bitch.

[aquamarine8290]

LOL!!!!!! SMASH!!!

[goggleboxy]

Oh! I felt that...ouch!!

[dsmrider]

you guys dont get it... holding the tape and placing it on the ground is part of the TEST, yes the cop can see plenty of lines on the ground but he wants to conduct the FULL test

[canisdormit]

@dsmrider and if that's the case, the by doing so, knowing a disoriented person would injure themselves doing this (as is clearly evident by the tape) shows malicious intent on the part of the cop. So, the cop should get an assault charge.

[lesleebianabitch]

lol the cop didn't even really do anything except shine his flashlight on him...lol

[Gypscrew]

Was that part of the test or did he really need to put that tape down? If that is part of the test, that is definitely a good test. LOL

[attorneyrobert]

That truly looked like it hurt. As someone noted, there are lines to walk all over that parking lot. Something about this seems cruel and unusual...?

[KingR3aper]

One of the test is to be able to set DOWN the tape.

[salemcripple]

It's police regulation. They have to put down their own line, because there is no guarantee that the available lines are strait. And as someone already mentioned, part of every sobriety test, is HOW you take the test. For instance, when they ask you to say the alphabet backwards. It's a trick question. Most people can't do this, and wont even try unless their drunk. And a surprising number of people will say something stupid like "I can't even do that when i'm sober".

[HalfEatenDimSim]

fuck off dickheads

[erpetilla]

oh mah fucking head

[Hopeless78]

He failed the first of his sobriety tests.

[becky334]

at 0:14 on you're head son. Outch you can hear the officers reaction wean the drunk faceplants the tarmac oh! you alright?. That gotta hurt

[gotrottin]

There's already straight lines all over the parking lot!

[ojin333]

retard cops

[mustangman4469]

Respect the law u pill poper!

[countrygirl4lifee]

@gotrottin I think bending down might be part of the test.. bending down to pick up stuff when I'm drunk almost always gets me! haha

[MrJXT1]

Officer: " Um sir? When you wake up can you put yourself in my car? I don't want your stupidity to rub off on me."

[brizelet]

ahh u can hear the knock when his head hits the ground

[CodyMacRae]

lol all the cop says is OH!

[Sneak693]

Lol at least he will get a bed for the night instead of a peice of concrete.

[Sneak693]

I want to know how come the officer just didn't use one of the parking lines though.

[puckyou17]

thats the trick. he asks you to put the tape down and you are drunk and unsuspecting. you get light headed and black out and in the process fail your sobriety test fabulously.

[MrbartmanMr]

lmao right

[eclipse10101]

obvs you havent been in the drunk tank his bed will be made of concrete

[Sneak693]

He will be shipped to the hospital for the night because he will have to get his head checked out.

[emklee50]

lol hilarious

[Ryanpusslover]

dose that mean he fail?

[lillenkill]

aouh.. FACEPLANT!

Not*

Hes feets are not on the ground when the head is!! haha

[Scarlettexashes]

Best part is at the end, where the cop has to call an ambulance for the drunkard, lolololol.

[kalashnikov567]

oh man you can hear his head hit the pavement.

[hanksterthegankster]

thats wat happens wen u drink

[Ubannedme]

now thats what you call drunk as f*ck.

[thankyoupourlavideo]

Why so few comments?

[thankyoupourlavideo]

That's gonna hurt in the morning!

[canisdormit]

I dunno who's dumber, the drunk dude that fell down, or the cop that says "We're going to make a line" with tape on the ground, when there's about 50 of them already painted below our feet....

[Morphd]

@canisdormit great point

[25ishbitch]

@canisdormit hahah soo true thats hilarious



[Monkeyman2357]

@canisdormit I believe you stole that...

[canisdormit]

@Monkeyman2357 I believe you're a monkey!

[Monkeyman2357]

@canisdormit 

[Monkeyman2357]

@canisdormit lolumadugotcaught

[adion33]

@canisdormit you are because if he had used those lines the guy would have gotten off without a charge since it would have been thrown out.

[DemonBiis]

@adion33 - the field sobriety test dosnt mean shit...... at least not NOW.

[Jessenus89]

@canisdormit I think is part of the plan to see if can he maintain his balance

[kimbolton111]

@canisdormit omg YEAH!! you legened

[supertrex2]

@canisdormit thats the purpose of it. its all phsycology aspect. he already knows he was drunk when he fell simple as that

[canisdormit]

@supertrex2 if the cop knew he was intoxicated, then any injuries related to the officer commanding the subject to move (in such a way that could easily cause an inebriated person to injure themselves, as this one did) should be taken as malicious intent and the officer should be terminated and sued.

[originalnab]

@canisdormit dude its part of the sobriety test. and obviously it fuckin worked.

[Rising90zg]

@canisdormit that comment cracked me up

[sandjoy54]

@canisdormit That is so true!!! LMBO!!! Now the poor guy needs an ambulance.

[LRooster4Prez]

@canisdormit Part of the test.

[LRooster4Prez]

@canisdormit Part of the test. Makes for better video when they fall down too.

[noobsterxD]

@canisdormit Needs a thin line for the drunk dude to walk on it to check if hes really drunk, dumbass..

[canisdormit]

@noobsterxD well, next time police brutalize you, I'll laugh at you and call you a dumbass as well. But we all know the truth: you're not a dumbass, you're retarded, so I guess I shouldn't be making fun of you. But damn, you're just so retarded I can't help myself...

[noobsterxD]

@canisdormit you should really know the facts before saying shit you dont have any clue about.. Youre the retarded one here..

[canisdormit]

@noobsterxD Aww, does the retard think he has a point? That's so precious!

[trimi38]

@canisdormit ypu dont get that its a test?

[canisdormit]

@trimi38 and I guess you can't read eh?

[Trinket2256]

:are you alright?:

Yeah hes alright. all he did was bash his face into the asphalt lol. He just got his sign :P

[Acerill]

lol!

[ohiovol63]

Thats intrapment! A pig shouldn't have a drunk lay something on the ground!

[Superspy7000]

lol. damn. sucks to be him

[rubijenkins]

he's fucked up

[chrisrydr1121]

haha owwy lol

[seanarrative]

oh my god, that must hurt ALOT

[pimpdoctor2008]

hahaha

[n011fer]

Why does he "paint" a line when there is like a million there already..

[Kingjames313]

So he could make this funny video, duh, lol!

[keo515]

to make this video thats why

[HostileM6]

screws with his mind some more seeing all the other lines.

[justinhardt1]

It's because it's part of the test.

[PJDaSmurfer]

Its so that a if hes drunk he might do that and the test can end real quik =D

[RealBigPair]

LOL

[mrmoney415]

u heard it crack

[refillkey]

all those lines on the floor and the copper gets out his own line lol.

[Nenadelcordero]

ouch!!! Looks like it hurts!!1

Hopefully that will teach him not to get drunk anymore.

[bub48161]

damn

[1Freeman]

The cop knew he was drunk, why did he let him hurt himself?

Why do cops let drunk people behind the wheel only to pull them over and bust them?

It would make more sense for the police to prevent it when possible no?

[justinhardt1]

You make no sense and are a complete fool.

[kvv23]

ok mr. police office i will help u and i well show u how drunk am i -falls down-

[dwreckable1127]

think he's going to the hospital or the drunk tank?

[lp3024]

I think he failed the test...HAHAHAHA!

[Hawking21]

why make a line if he has one right there XD

[wernerwoiwade]

did it STICK........

[420victorvaughn420]

Bend at the knees!

[yuriymonich]

at one 15: means: op he drunk

[Dnakamoto]

putting down a line of tape is one of the test that cops do for DUI testing.

[gruelin1]

Why did this cop make this guy set down a tape line? There are parking lines all over the GD parking lot!

[nedzad1993]

hahahahaha that dude had 1 holow head you just hear *pop* hahaha and the officer just called some shitty ambulance why didn't he let him walk on the other white lines of the parking lot idiots

[mpdboehmke]

Why didn't the officer just have the guy walk one of the 50 lines that were already painted on the ground??

[Joeygemalicious]

cause if its funnier to tell if hes drunk by making him bend over and fall down lol

[jamminjozzie]

I know! I thought that same thing!

[laosbboie]

next time i drink, im wearing a helment lol

[elmosmidlap]

"next time i drink i am wearing a helment"

Dud that was funny as fuck....ha, i laughed my ass off...

[camron2311]

So what's d test result , he didn't finish hehehe?!:)

[deeroni9577]

Hasn't this guy ever heard of '''The Booze Helmet??"

[imdanislut]

this is why i smoke pot and dont drink.(what a jack)

[GourangaPizza]

He must find the tape to be really sexy and wants to kiss it... I would've done that to if I am so drunk. Lol.

[huronFB]

LOL Dumbass

[Pablitoo11]

hahahahaha he's a hero

[hyperdemon89]

lol, hes like oooooooOOOOOOOH SHIT IM GUNNA HIT MAH FAAIIIICE*thud*

[wmir10]

OUCH!!! That gota hurt

[8peacie]

epic fail!

[seth61682]

damn!

[bluediamond80]

lol boom

[gab99riel99]

hahahaha!!

[jeph63]

Hey gay99gay99, you might find this entertaining, but there's not always a happy ending as my video "Party at the Detox Ceneter" clearly demonstrates.

[jasonnazworth]

lets lay some tape down across all of these other straight lines ... that should do it

[Ziffist]

Thats the first thing i noticed

[jackothegreat]

LOL

[WaRRioRsTube]

It has to be a certain width/length.

[metklok]

@jasonnazworth hahahahaha yeah!!

[xenophobephoto]

That looked like it really hurt.

[Sniperman1964]

He passed the DUI test, he was drunk, now let him go!!!

[baskervildevil]

muhahahahahhahahaha oh shit ce pauvre gars sest pété la face hon jespere kil va bien

[CodyHoewll]

so he could watch him fuck his face up you idiot! why else?

[Tha1ThaOnlyBwood]

LMFAO!!!! but some one tell me why he would make a line when their are 30+ lines around him?? lOL dis is fuckin funni dude.....

[tennismaster08]

hahahahahahahaha

[benniquaid]

I would have asked him to lay tape down too just to prove on camera that he smelled like a distillery, and for shits and giggles

[falcon89am]

huhu

[loganw45]

so did he pass the test?

[woodstar71]

Dick head cop why are u putting tape down when there is 50 straight lines around him?

[malcabro]

i think the guy is crying!!!

[willeecoyotee]

now thats what i call a field sobriety test

[xwhoisdouble]

The police wanted to make the man tape it down so that way he can see if that guy is DUI... TA DA LOLOL

[charmap300]

the cop shld NOT ask for help frm the dui suspect to lay the tape

[flyingtorpedo]

Why the hell do you need to make a line when you got lines everywhere?

[Annefry]

I was thinking the same thing.

[IHeartGroceries]

LOL!!!! This comment id funnier than the video!

[sweetasanut44]

learn how to spell!

[jcog92]

its protocol and since he has a camera in his car if he is seen not doing it he can get in trouble

[sweetasanut44]

yea good fucking point!

[SonicRyan]

there was a crack in the pavement

[cullis102]

what a dumb ass

[thinkimfunny]

LOL

[chadddahc]

i farted so loud i think i ripped my asshole

[ronman6]

I like the sound his face made as it hit the pavement.

[sicorange3]

sounded sick...... i had the same reaction as the police officer  :O

[Noufee7]

sorry i posted that by mistake. i guess he's not the only drunk one :P

[Noufee7]

loooool what did she just say? i didn't understand a word!!! i felt like she opened a dictionary and started picking out random words...wow i feel bad for her

[RKftw68]

DOH!

[DominqueDoty]

0:15 I can hear the guy hit his head and it sounds like he split his head open.

[papichu51]

idiot cop.. worthless!!!!

[TGF87]

The fuck you talking about maggot?

[papichu51]

WOW!!!! DId i offend all the beer guzzling redneck, sister loving troopers!!!!??? lol get a life you ignorant slob....

[TGF87]

The irony here is astounding. Must be pretty embarassing being as stupid as you are.

[papichu51]

Man.. I bet you really had to dig deep into your thesaurus for that one... lol... "The irony is astounding" this is not a book review Jack. Now go play some bingo with your grandmother.

[TGF87]

Ahahahaha - You speak English natively, yet blame ME of using words superior to your own vocabulary? Embarrassing indeed!

Just how stupid are you man? :-)

[sakeido]

The cop is dumb. Why tape a line when you are in a parking lot full of them? ahahaha

[Crindle]

The whole taping a line thing is part of the sobriety test.

[addict2824]

Lol your right but I think he wasn't to make it harder with a line going the other way.