Beijing Closing Olympic Ceremony - Rehearsal
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  • I like this vid, Ling has great British qualities; the ability to laugh at herself and take the piss mercilessly out of everyone else.

    Respect to the mental Oriental bird!

    ChimneyBen 3 years ago

  • Haha,UK=UGLY

    allaboutshuang 3 years ago

  • and in front of beijing olympics GREAT BRITAIN is gonna be little Britain,so Ugly,hah

    allaboutshuang 3 years ago

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha­!

    bloody awesome!

    darednot 3 years ago

  • Just awful.

    Boris. Bumbling buffoon, can't even wear a suit. What a sham that man has become.

    Beckham. Even he looked embarrassed. What a spare part.

    Lewis. Anyone any idea of her music? Nor I.

    Zep. What a non-sensible wall of noise.

    Gross Britain: confirmed: a Victorian, self-lampooning mistake. We undid years, generations worth of milestones & accomplishments that our forbearers have carved out, our British legacy. The most damaging and soul-cringingly event I have ever witnessed.

    a12tfp 3 years ago

  • Free London! For too long, London has been imprisoned under the jackbooted heel of English tyranny. I call upon the government of China to help free the occupied territory of Londontown.

    D'zau ni mada bi, gwailoh!

    kodabar 3 years ago

  • Ah, my no-sense-of-humour detector has just gone off.

    I'm British, I like the Chinese and I am glad to see them in my country. I'd be happy to be Chinese myself.

    "Banana" is actually a Chinese term. It's what they use to describe Chinese who have adopted too much occidental culture.

    Surely you've got better things to do than try to bait the "chinks". Maybe you'd like to go an find a black video and call them all "niggers" and tell them to "fuck off back to Africa".

    Ling's terrific!

    kodabar 3 years ago 3

  • Excellent! I am glad my video has provoked such intelligent discussion by thoughtful contributors :)

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • London must lose!

    tibetisalreadyfree 3 years ago 3

  • Shame on you ! London!

    Robbers! Ass Holes! Whores! DRugs! Bombs!

    tibetisalreadyfree 3 years ago 3

  • London is a piece of shit!

    NO Chinese want to be A British ASS HOlE!

    Fu*ck you London! F&ck You Saxon!

    tibetisalreadyfree 3 years ago 4

  • I didn't say only whites watch porn? I don't care what a person does, they can do what they please. Every race has people who make prank calls & watch porn, but minority men don't make an ass of themselves like this guy.

    Pimps have no problem getting a piece of ass. I don't need porn & a computer to have a good time. I can get me some too. Don't put words in my mouth you weirdo. Don't call me dude

    englishproud88 3 years ago

  • Whatever your colour a jerk is a jerk I guess. Quite a few here, many different shades :(

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..shut the F**K up white jerks..

    wawdj 3 years ago 2

  • Hahaha, maybe, grming... but I would not really say that. Western people have a better sense of humour, usually (except some of the people commenting here).

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • 原来以为只有国人才会这么没素质 现在发现所谓的西方人更加没有素质

    grming 3 years ago

  • y so srs?

    DevilsArmsMxo 3 years ago

  • This is MUCH better than the official UK Olympic Closing Ceremony effort.

    This Ling is a superstar! I have seen her in Viz magazine with Billy The Fish.

    Everyone who criticises this video must have a sense of humour amputation. There is absolutely nothing detrimental to Britain or China and it's about time someone brought all these stupid responses back to Earth.

    Well done Ling, the best Olympic video this year! Hope you and your REAL London bus (not that fake Chinese thing) will be in London

    Zenithus 3 years ago

  • Of course i don't represent China! :) Is everyone quite mad??? How can I claim to represent the other 1,299,999,999 people (who cannot even say what they really think anyway). China (and London) have a few more pressing problems than my video, the difference is - the British (generally) have a sense of humour about it.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • 你自己是中国人，为什么要弄这种挑起矛盾的video？

    自己配的音，还要用中文念，打上英文字幕。。。无趣！

    Actually we all think this London 8 minutes is great and we Chinese believe London will

    do it well in 2012.

    We are expecting to go there coz it's modern and beautiful.

    This "Ling" doesn't represent China's opinion at all!

    janetanxue 3 years ago

  • who the hell you think you are? you're just another fuckin stupid white trash...white power my ass, you KKK fags! Fuckin racist bitch...

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • Let's get this clear. Everyone in the World should "go home". Right. So, all the Americans back to South America, Europe and Asia. The native American Indians can stay. The Australians all back to the UK and Asia. The British back to all the countries who have colonised the UK. The Scots can stay, only north of Hadrian's wall. The Poles back from everywhere, the legacy of Spaniards back home from South America and ESPECIALLY the British out of St Helena. Do I have this right? What an argument!

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • You come across as a real cuddly character, you know.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • Another contributer who does not contribute.

    Disrespectful and racist to WHO exactly? The British? No British I know would take offence at this :)

    As a Chinese-born person (now with British citizenship through marriage), I can see both sides clearly, and even more clearly there is no offence.

    Stop whinging. Always the people whho don't post any videos, who whinge.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • ...apart from the fact that I am having great fun, doing what I am doing!

    The witless idiots do not seem to have much fun in their lives.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • Witless idiots, it is true.

    These people have little to contribute either to YouTube, to the economy or to society.

    This year I will move over £40 million of new cars in the UK, so imagine the jobs, taxes paid, and happy customers created from that lot.

    The criticising fools will pay very few taxes, create no jobs and can only spout offensive rubbish. However, they are entertaining in a sad kind of way.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • Great humour, Monty Python school. Don't bother about all these witless idiots.

    paakuan 3 years ago 4

  • Dear chinese people in da west, pls stay put where u r & annoy these westerners who hate chinese. Also, pls remember 2 forgive them 4 their hostility cos afterall, they've a smaller brain size (search keyword, "craniology" @wikipedia), & lower IQ (search keywords "IQ global inequality" @wikipedia) than east asians. Mmm...isnt it ironic dat d IQ results showing Chinese having higher IQ than whites, r provided by white researchers! lol! Thanks 4 proving whites r less intelligent than us!

    khongbox 3 years ago 6

  • ough789...wow what the hell happen to you? Did the Chinese just take over your job because of ur stupidity? make your mom into prostitution (unlikely)? Or are you just playing like any other stupid fuckin turkish?!? you really need to make some real money and go see the real world mate :)

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • Really, what idiots hold these sick views? You are probably a 14 year-old schoolboy high on crack, so I'll forgive you.

    Back to the Olympics - who else was disappointed that Boris Johnson did not get the chance to make a speech? I was looking forward to some controversy :)

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • To all those chinese haters, I just wanna say this....go on hate the chinese, its fine so long u guys continue to buy chinese products which are already widely used even b4 they r becoming superior in quality in time to come. Afterall what can u do to such a big country that is getting richer n powerful by the day? lol Please do use more vulgar & racist language towards the chinese. I luv to see your anger. So far its not vulgar enough. Please say "fuck china" louder! lol.

    khongbox 3 years ago 5

  • ough789, Good dog! Now, that wasn't good enough, capitalize "CHINA" would'ya? Thank you!

    khongbox 3 years ago

  • ---WE'RE SORRY ough789, BUT THIS VIDEO IS STIL AVAILABLE---

    rest of the world: 1 China: 1 DUMASS ough789: owned

    lol

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • ough789... ya what the fuck have you done lately other than posting stupid comments on youtube? do you even have a job? get a life shithead!

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • ... and how 1.3 Billion people survive without the Amnesty International website or iTunes... gosh, they are missing SO MUCH!

    I think, somehow, most people worry about more important personal stuff. Like toilet roll and nose hair. Unfortunate (for you and your campaign), but quite true.

    If you care to check my website, you will read, hear and watch that I have appeared on the BBC, complaining about Google in China.

    What have YOU done, lately?

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • Not sure what my video has to do with Human Rights... Not sure who thinks there is no respect, either... haha, you are all making something out of nothing. Nits.

    Surely, you can see I did this with tongue in my cheek? Having said that... the REAL British 8-min slot at the Olympic Closing Ceremony ALSO had a performer in a dayglo safety vest. How cool is that? :) Everyone wears them in London!

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • this video is ridiculous............

    and ya'll just have no life for arguing in something as low as this is.........

    I'm not even british or chinese or dawm american and i give more respect for these countries than all you dushbags put together.

    cohammpche 3 years ago

  • you feel sorry to the people of China? in the mean time you are bashing the chinese all over the page? are you fuckin retarded? have you even been to China? You really need to focus on your own shit first rather then worrying another country with thousands yrs of history.

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • DONT TELL ME what to do. FREE TIBET. CHINA LIES PEOPLE DIE know your place FREE TIBET.

    joh118 3 years ago

  • ...and the offensive comment from the Turkish person... or person in Turkey... well, he (?) has watched 34 videos and contributed zero, too.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • That threat was from someone who has watched a total of 174 videos and posted none. Try contributing instead of complaining.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • I will say that (I know this) British people can see the fun.

    After the real British event at the Beijing Olympics, I think mine was quite good. I used a REAL London bus.

    I thought the music was a good choice, the "love" theme is a clever way of taking it away from the Chinese extravagance. I would rather have the (slightly crap) TOTP "whole lot of love", than the starchy Chinese effort, myself. Still, the overall relaxed British effort was so refreshing compared to the tense Chinese display.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • here! here!

    joh118 3 years ago

  • Really rather good. I gave it 4 stars, because I'm British and so I'm incapable of gushing "Oh my God, that was so amazing". And as for "Tomorrow belongs to me" - superb. Ling Valentine, you have us nailed.

    smokeycoda 3 years ago 2

  • China is a SHIT !

    steauaank 3 years ago

  • I did laugh, the Brits have no issues extracting the urine from themselves.

    markish99 3 years ago 3

  • funny as hell :)))

    gdgrim 3 years ago

  • lol, yus is rong, china as more medddals and is domenatin us!

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • Again, u americans are blinded by your own biased media. If you check the ever neutral wikipedia, u will know that IOC's rule of thumb for medal count goes by number of gold, then silver, then bronze, NOT number of total medals. If you check Yahoo, CNN etc, I won't be surprised they focus on total number of medals bcos USA has the most total medals. What a loser attitude.

    khongbox 3 years ago 19

  • would you rather have the one gold or couple silver and bronze together? stop kidding yourself.

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • I know my place and you are just another fucking turkish! Stop kidding yourself. Gold is Gold, if you are not a winner then you must be a LOSER!!!!!! hahaha

    justfuckingaround 3 years ago

  • WTF? You're nuts!

    I gotta say I admire your business acumen though. Kudos!

    llykstw 3 years ago

  • I thought putting British Flag in Biffa bin was iconic statement! Only yesterday, British economy has flat-lined at 0% growth, and questions raised again at Britain's ability to afford 2012 London Olympics.

    At least London will be left with communist-style Olympic village.

    Let's see how Brown, Beckham (way past sell-by date) and Lewis manage at the closing ceremony. I hold my breath. I am sure usual "celeb" suspects will star. Where is Bruce Forsyth CBE, the true British icon?

    Gotta laugh.

    LINGsCARS 3 years ago

  • Actually the british are known fornot taking ourselves to seriously. thats why our sense of humour is world renowned.

    walker5804 3 years ago 6

  • Well at least you can post your video here without it being passed first by the paranoid Chinese government.

    kenandsalmah 3 years ago

  • Hahaha! Velly, velly good. Viz have it right when they say you're a Chinese Nutjob.

    We don't need luck in 2012 but perhaps we could do with an oppresive socialist regime to give us a bit of motivation.

    mungbeanman 3 years ago

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