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  • 1:30 batsmirk

  • What episode is at 6:56

  • @Mehow992 Doomsday Sanction

  • @Mehow992 doomsday sanction i think in j unimited

  • @0:18 Batman could've controlled the weather (with that weapon he took) to fight a powerful superman villain but instead he used his fists and still won.

  • When Darkside Says It's IMPRESSIVE,then the Bats is IMPRESSIVE

  • Flash: Bats you're starting to scare me...

    Batman: I scare a lot of people.

    mfw :D

  • Batman said no to using guns, because he doesn't like killing. Yet, while being chased by the omega beam, he let a minion be killed in his place so he could escape.

    Contradiction, anyone?

  • 2:44 Batman/Bruce Wayne makes a Clint Eastwood reference.

  • "can i have some water..."

    *awkward silence*

    "okay...."

    rofl

  • I'm pretty sure that at 5:50 batman just glared the heat build up into submission...

  • You know. Batman is almost too awesome

  • We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, rounded you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against earth. Cry me a damn river *pimp slaps supes*

  • So who watched this with youtube captions?

  • 1:29 Ooh, so he's the Bugs Bunny of the show. He's clever, devious, makes fools of his enemies. And hey, he even has his own show, just like Bugs Bunny.

  • we knw he used... humiliated u... brainwashed u... xD

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  • 2:15 in that episode, even tho Batman sounded badass telling the Man of Steel to QQ less, technically Superman was right and Batman was wrong

  • BATMAN!!!

  • 4:29 Loved that version of Batman, we need that kind of person scaring the tyrants of real life out of their pants.

  • Waller may only take orders from the president but the president takes orders from Batman.

  • 4:22 "Don't even think about it!" Haha! I remember that scene. XD

  • 3:02 is so unrealistic, everyone knows that the universe would explode from awesomeness of 3 batmen

  • what episode is 4:28?

  • @ 2:15 Batman owns superman

    

  • 7 marvel fans disliked this video.

  • @3:56. What's he planning to do with the cane?

  • End of the fucking world fighting a limitless hoard of minions and arguably the most powerful villain in the universe, he runs out of his preferred weapon, someone hands him a gun and he's like "No thanks, I'll stick to my fists"

    Like a fucking boss.

  • Bitch, if batman tells you to cry him a river, you'd better cry him the Amazon.

  • they really should have waterproofed that

  • who is that guy who looks like a grey hulk ????

  • @aleksander29955 Solomon Grundy. DC comics named him after this nursery rhyme: Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday,  Grew worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday. This is the end Of Solomon Grundy.

  • @aleksander29955 solomon grundy

  • can somebody tell me what episodes these are from 4:21,4:31,and 5:17

  • cry me a river xD

  • guns are not my style. i'll just use darkseid's omega beams to my advantage.

  • Indiana Jones ruins his image with Nukes

    Batman just makes his more awesome.

  • joker totally faked that at 1:27

  • joker totally kaked that at 1:27

  • what episode is  0:37?

  • @historychic4 Injustice for All

  • how many heroes with out powers take on nukes, b-man, night wing, speedy and green arrow. of course those are in the comics only. with powers Flash did, Supes, Green lantern (two different ones ), mr. Terrific dis armed several so it is a short list but bats in a Javlin get the green light for save of the day

  • 240 p, we meet again !

  • YOU DON'T GET TO JOKE

  • 04:01--Wow! :P

  • At 6:52 Batman is so hardcore he thinks that a nuke is a bullet.

  • Using the earth's gravity to accelerate his speed... fucking genius.

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  • "How did you get this number?!" - Waller

    "I'm the goddamn Batman bitch!" -Batman

  • Every night, the boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Every night, Cuck Norris checks his closet for Batman.

  • @LucFarant CHUCK NORRIS BAT-OWNED

  • @LucFarant and what does batman check for?

  • @helixmaster9 Bats, obviously.

  • @Roxel0813 he's not afraid of bats anymore

  • @helixmaster9 I suppose Batman's fear is what he doesn't understand, which is why he's so suspicious of aliens and such, friendly or not. To put it in closet terms, I guess Batman would be checking his closet for a god-like being devoid of rational thought and morality. A creature unaffected by the laws of physics, and undeterred by the laws of man. A cross between the Joker and Mr. Mxyzptlk. He's unlikely to find it.

  • @LucFarant so he's afraid of something evil that he can't take down?

  • @helixmaster9 That about sums it up. Helplessness?

  • ok, best line ever at 2:36 can someone please tell me what episode it is

  • @brooklynbuglet Twilight of the gods

  • @brooklynbuglet its from the episode called twilight of gods from justice league

  • He wets his bed because he has nightmares of batman.

  • What have we learnt today?

    Giving Batman basic human rights when imprisoned leads to him escaping.

  • @OTimeMasterXO Oh no, he'd escape anyway. xD The basic human rights part only comes in if he wants to contact a martian who's in a spaceship orbiting the earth.

  • you know old bruce wanted to show off one last time lol

  • What episode is 3:01?

  • @littlestrawblover The Once and Future THing Part 2

  • @FowlPrey12 Thanks :)

  • Thumbs up for the daffy duck quote from the joker XD

  • I just love the fact that Batman decides to punch thru the glass to touch the "eject" button as opposed to lifting the lid and clicking it.

  • 4:51 BATMAN FOR PRESIDENT!

  • @NataliaFD24 Savage Time

  • to batman....a nuke is just a bullet

  • @Jaquis198 then wtf does he acutally he consider the sun to be? a missile?

  • he is really really awesome

  • i luv him

  • stupid superman batman is always right.

  • For Dark Knight Rises you should make some including Under the Red Hood and Year One ?

  • wow. boy is ol bats a grouch! who is he to judge superman as a guy thatd do what the alternate superman would do?hel-lo?!?! he`s a BOY SCOUT?

  • I scare a lot of people. LOL!

  • what was 0:55???

  • @baysfoster131 The episode? Injustice for All

  • "Everything?"

    *pause*

    "I wet my bed till i was 14"

  • @2:45 g shit

  • Im really sorry to ask but what ep is 6:50?

  • @dark0shade "Doomsday Sanction"

  • @FowlPrey12 one of my fav eps

  • MY GOD HE KICKED DARK SIDE'S ASS

  • 048 Batman: So cool he can escape supervillains with spit

  • Bats shoulda told him @ 6:49 " I just took a KRYPTONITE Bullet for you..."

  • Batman: Proof that you don't need superpowers.

    As long as the writers love you and wank you out at every opportunity. He's a big black Mary Sue at this point.

  • "We know he used you... humiliated you. Brain-washed you. Wound you up like a tin-soldier and turned you loose against Earth... Cry me a river."

  • LOL I love 6:48

  • 4:29 wish episode is that? and wy is batman dressed so wierd?

  • @Raven150000 The Savage Time. It's an alternate dimension

  • @FowlPrey12 ok. thx :D

  • In arkham Asylum and Arkham City, Batman is an epic badass XD

  • Too bad he actually gets hit by the omega saction.

  • "I scare a lot of people"

  • noone fucks with the dark knight

  • batman told superman to cry a river :O lmao wat a boss

  • what episode is 2:54?

  • @elaguloco The Once and Future Thing Part 2

  • AW! That last one was SO SWEET! One of my favorites! Rock on!

  • Batman doesn't need to dodge bullets like Sups. Bullets dodge him.

  • i believe the only heros with powers that can take on a nuke is superman captain atom and and maybe captain marvel can i think thats about it idk

  • once u avoid darksides omega beam thats it your god lol

  • at 6 :46 Batz shoulda said a kryponite bullet.

  • 2:37 which episode was that one?

  • @Meboric Twilight of the Gods

  • Which one is 3:30?

    It looks awesome!

  • @Multibonded The Once and Future Thing Part 2

  • 4:29 What the ..? What is he wearing?

  • 1:13 He just fuckin' slaps the gun away!

    Joker points gun

    Batman: Get that shit out my face...I'm the Goddamn Batman!

    BATMAN OWNS!!!

  • 0:29 I just wanted to yell "NO! YOU FOOL! WHEN BATMAN TELLS YOU TO BRING IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT BRING IT!"

  • 5 people were minions of Darkseid.

  • LMAO aquaman will be most displeased with batman XDD

  • 4:24 4:25 Don't even think about it! xD

  • 3:45 3:46 3:47 3:44 My ARM getting tire! XD

  • 5 people don't think batman is awesome...

  • A hero is some kind of sandwich, to do anything like this, you HAVE to have a screw loose. That is what sets you apart.

  • which episode is 4:30?

  • @Hreinn91 Savage Time

  • Batman is Badass. Pure and Simple. :)

  • wich episode is 0:14?

  • @TheXbox360brasil Hereafter

  • Batman

    He doesn't need a phonebook.

  • I love Batman. He always has that "bitch please" look on his face. Which makes him awesome!

  • How many people get to say they took a bullet for Superman?

  • Upload #3 but flip it so YouTube can't detect it

  • Oh my goodness. I just realized - Darkseid has the same voice actor as Dracula from the Batman vs Dracula movie! XD

  • @Merkwerkee Actually, they're two totally different people; Dracula was voiced by Peter Stormare, Darkseid was voiced by Michael Ironside

  • @Merkwerkee he also has the same voice for Sam Fisher in Splinter Cell.

  • The one I can think of is Captain Atom in the first episode.

  • batman is such a badass even the earth gravity is he bitch

  • jesus, what did bruce wayne do to scarecrow with that cane? hell yeah batman is awesome, only person i know took on a nuke would be superman

  • It is my professional opinion that Batman is, indeed, awesome.

  • @bigfatcarp93 he will never give in, although he is a mortal, in Superman words "that will don't stop until his last breathe".

  • Batman is awesome.

  • "You're Desspicable..." Daffy Duck reference 1:29

  • what happened to 3

  • @Anko73 Taken down. Working on getting it back up

  • Batman's weakness is his parents but u have to be smart in to bringing them up in a conversation or just have a picture of them on order to distract him but superman won't use that against him (I dont think) and as far as the kryptonite superman has a suite made of led so it won't affect him

  • I dont wanna know what he did with that cane to make him talk like that 4:00.

  • Superman would most likely own Batman in a fight but that doesn't mean Batman isn't one of the best. They both have their strengths and weaknesses, Batman's humanity and Superman's vulnerability to kryptonite, magic, red sun radiation and superpowered enemies

  • 0:06 'That's what she said"

  • 0:29 bring it bitch

  • 4 WHAT??????

  • I feel it's worth mentioning that pulling up at those speeds without a proper flightsuit would cause any lesser man to black out due to all the blood being forced out of his head...

  • difference between batman and superman:

    superman sees the glass half full, batman uses it to escape from prison

  • "Bats, you're starting to scare me..."

    "I scare a lot of people..."

    Yes sir, you do.

  • LOL GTFO SUPERFAG

  • I really hate the superman batman debate, Superman would kill batman in fight its the truth and we all know it, but this doesn't mean he still isn't awesome and easily of the greatest superheroes ever. Batman and superman are two completely different characters and comparing them is just pointless.

  • @Blacky98981 I would agree w/ you but the fight wouldn't be as quick as you would think because what people fail to realize is that Superman will hesitate/ hold back...everytime. Because deep down he's essentially a good person and deep down The Batman is not, he'll always use that hesitation to his advantage.

    And there's no telling what he would do.

  • @johnneails Not to mention Batman always has kryptonite with him.

  • @LeonPryde True....the man is all about being prepared for the worse case scenario.

  • @johnneails Isn't Kryptonite radioactive? But then again he's Batman...

  • @acemonkieexp After being exposed to it for a long periods of time Kryptonite would be harmful to humans, but The Batman has holding cases that shields the radioactivity.

    Like you said..."He's Batman."

  • @Blacky98981 you have know that its a 50%/50%. Superman could defeat Batman any of his powers, but had the strongest points at all: He's really smart and I appreciate Superman, but sometimes is a fool, and not to intelligent as Batman and 2° Batman knows Superman weak point (Kryptonite) but Superman doesnt know Batman weakness, because Batman doesnt have anyone.

  • Even as an old guy, Batman owns.

    Even injured, Batman owns.

    Even against Superman, Batman owns.

    Batman is awesome.

  • You just can't trust anyone from Gotham with water..

  • "The next time i let Superman take charge just hit me REAL hard!" LOL!

  • he's such acreeper lol :D i love him

  • what episode is 5:22?

  • @Shahrukhluver The Doomsday Sanction

  • Quick question. Are you gonna re-upload Batman is Awesome #3, because I can't find it anywhere?

  • @Hasang whenever I do it immediately takes it down, so I'm working on it

  • @FowlPrey12 Ok thx, good to know, keep it up. You're awesome as well, I hope that you'll get more Joker is Funny videos coming up, too. =)

  • Darksied: Impressive. No One Has Ever Avoided My Omega Beam

    Batman: What Are You Dence? Are You Retarded Or Something? Of Course I Avoided It. I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN

  • 4:28 to 4:31 which episode is that

  • @beauryan101 Savage Time

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  • @tumalditamadrecolon The Doomsday Sanction

  • no jokes for you today clark

  • 5:12-5:21..... I LOVE how Batman just runs past all the other heros that actully have powers like they ain't shit lol. Why...Cuz hes the Goddamn Batman....Thats why.

  • to answer ur question only one batman because hes aaaawwesoooommmeeee!!!

  • batman vs chuck norris. who'd win ?

  • @SuperMicklovin were do u think norris learned it from....