Alan Kalter´s celebrity interview with Regis Philbin

[follicle5]

Anyone else notice Dave dropped his pencil to pick up a pencil?

[MorrisseyOner]

@follicle5 all his pencils from the cup have erasers on both ends. he grabbed a regular pencil

[drewditty]

This stuff reminds me of the old Carson show where they were all just having fun joking around!!! I love the looks Regis gives Alan!

[politburo]

"you have a pencil? write this down asshole ..."

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I'm using that at least three times a day from now on.

[diamondssjordan]

BEST ONE YET

[cotybarker]

Anyone notice Dave laid down a pencil to pick up a different pencil?

[snoozer998]

@cotybarker all of those pencils in the cup have erasers on both ends. it's a trademark of his

[cfamcny939]

Poor Regis. He doesn't deserve that. 

[paralachica]

0oo0o0o regis hahahahah

[cfamcny939]

"That is EXACTLY how it went." - Alan Kalter

[barrytron3030]

regis is amazing on DL

[rollieman21]

BIG RED...............

[captainpiccard]

love this segment...

[kennedy22384]

Suckknob! I love it!!!!

[Nascarfan81824]

I think Letterman had a pencil in his hand before he dropped that one and got another... lol!

[Ecksntrick8]

He has many pencils.

[yungthuggydoe]

@Ecksntrick8 and they have erasers on both sides

[leroyinc]

They should do an "Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview" that actually goes right, just for fun.

[allaboot]

@leroyinc He does actually get to interview Barbara Walters with hilarious results!

[milicbul]

regis's look is priceless when alan curses

[viksra]

The chick at the doorway is hot.

[a1cjlock]

Dave must've hit that too! lol

[ryno2450]

how would a nine fingered whore screw you any differently than a ten fingered one? write this down asshole....

[MorrisseyOner]

@ryno2450 because you have less respect for a 9 fingered whore, so he was screwed worse.

[bencw05]

you gotta pencil?

[namk19]

yea right here why?

[gcalvanetten]

'Big Red's Thunder' - that cracked me up!

[brn4wrk]

whatever that means..

[metalh3dd]

i take that this is normal on each show?

its fucking hilarious i mean regis was shocked!!!!!!!

[Crispysmith123]

Man, if I was a celebrity, I'd want to be a victim of Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview. These segments are comedy masterpieces!

[namk19]

especially with that gelman line. that was perfect

[youlittlemonkey]

"Save the tap dance suck nob! That is EXACTLY how it went! Do you have a pencil? Write this down a*shole-you steal Big Red's thunder one more time so help me I'll rip your tongue out of your head, tie it around your neck, and rip the holy crap out of you! Ya four eyed bleep!"

OMG! LOL!

[youlittlemonkey]

Alan is HYSTERICAL! He looks like Howdy Doody!Ha,ha!

[BrianSteard15]

this IS HILLARIOUS LOL.. man regis phibin is lyk WTF IS HE SAYING 2 me lMAO dam.. alan really knows how 2 curse LOL =D

[ericsias]

Lol! Alan Kalter is hilarious.Don't ever put my boy Kalter down!I love this guy.

[pgy002]

You'll have a LOT of us to take on then bitch!

[UsernameRogen1978]

I was kidding, calm down tough guy. abuahausha

[wazonu]

He said pancreas............

[a2b4c6d8]

When the swearing is censored, did Alan really say that, or did they just put the beep sound to make it look like he was swearing?

[pgy002]

Someone SHOULD make an Alan Kalter soundboard for prank calls LOL

[EdudLufetips]

haha that sounds like the best idea of all time

[runforitscooby]

Since using Alan Kalter insults in real life , I have a new girlfriend a new job and just moved ionto my new house, thanks Alan!

[evh5150316]

LMFAO!!! 

I called the drive thru employee at McDonalds a senile old bitch and they game me an extra Big Mac!

[JackBuck44]

Better not steal big reds thunder

[JackBuck44]

Well Done :)

[pgy002]

You got the name of the segment wrong!

I LOVE THIS!

[BlueEyed65000]

LOL

[BennnnJ]

Alan Kalter is SO funny! i love this segment!

[juavojuana]

"I just figured you got a good look when you had you head f*cking 3 feet up his ass" he needs to start beating people up slapping around an intern.

[tr00p3r4]

Regis' reaction is absolutely hilarious!

[Wookiemo]

i thought it was funny

[BiloBarcelona]

my favorite segment

[mxpwrhs1]

This is my favorite one...I love how Regis gets frightened in the end when Big Red calls him an "asshole"

[luvbite1]

Big Red's my hero

[co1df1am3]

"Oh Regis, say your my pal, Ohhhh Regis, please please love me Regis"

L O L