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  • I won't tell you to play KOTOR, but I'll say your loss.

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  • Like if you clicked o this video because you saw a nice ass...

  • @NickForeverLikeNever Daaaaayum!

  • Hey! I don't have cancer!

  • I think we can all agree that mining planets sucks.

    Hopefully ME3 won't have anything like that or the dune buggy thing to distract from everything else that is totally awesome and will therefor be the ultimate Mass Effect experience, though of course some will complain that there's too much action and that having a completely optional multi-player mode totally ruins it, or some crap.

  • what is that thing on his arm? PLease Awnser

  • @ryanpamonetv What his saints row 2 video...

  • What kind of software are you involved with developing Storm?

  • i know wat u mean

    -snif- LEGION AND THANE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE T_T

    o and Samara and Jack died but i didn't care...

  • I hate how some people expect you to be like IGN. Storm isn't a company, he's a person, with preferences. If he wasn't, he wouldn't be funny.

  • What was Future Storm holding in the begining?

  • is that a NES game in a gameboy or what??

  • everyone lived when i played it the first time. all you have to do is make them loyal, upgrade your ship, and choose the right people for the certain objectives on the suicide mission.

  • Hey Storm, Now that GISHAOTYA is over, what are you gonna do with all those T-shirts?

  • Honestly, I loved Mass Effect 2, but his complaints are valid. Planet Scanning is boring. I wanted to claw everyone on the Normandy's eyes out.

  • Geee Storm, don't know how you can complain when Mass Effect 2 made game of the year on IGN and several other gaming sites. I've beaten Mass Effect twice and if you do scan planets, you don't scan planets that say poor because there is barely anything there, Don't waste your time with Poor, moderate or depleted, stick to rich and good planets. It took me 45 hours of pure fun doing absolutely everything in that game. It may be all about recruiting but all of those missions are awesome.Just my say

  • @MemberOfTheOrder

    Well, first, I'm certainly not IGN.

    Second, I didn't was time on poor and depleted planets.

    Third, I'm glad you enjoyed the game. I don't expect everyone to have the same preferences.

  • @StormDainProductions I'm all for everyone having their own opinion but of all games to have issues with, it was Mass Effect 2? Makes me wonder what sort've games you do enjoy.

  • this review was a little harsh

  • Perhaps Uncharted ruined me, but I played the demo for Mass Effect 2, and I despise the combat. It just feels so slow & clunky. Your character walks really slow, you have to hold down X to run (which is A on the Xbox 360 controller), you cannot roll, and I only found the cover system to work on a few specific walls.

    I admit that I'm a bit biased since I'm not a big fan of RPG's, but there is very little about the combat, from what I noticed, that Gears & Uncharted don't do A LOT better.

  • @gamingrocks100 Sorry, when I said, "Gears & Uncharted", I might've sounded pretty biased. But I just didn't notice very much that hasn't been done before by other TPS's. Perhaps this game just isn't for me; I would recommend it to people who absolutely love both RPG's & TPS's. Because that's pretty much what the gameplay is; a mix of role-playing & third-person shooting.

  • hey storm, how long did it take u take make that Geth card?

  • I was unable to play the first Mass Effect because I don't own a Windows computer or an XBox 360, but I plan to get Mass Effect 2 for the PS3 if it turns out to be a good port.

    I'm just wondering this:

    Do I have to play the first Mass Effect in order to understand the basic plot of Mass Effect 2? Will I be totally lost if I only play Mass Effect 2 without playing the first Mass Effect?

    If so, and if the PS3 port is considered greatly inferior, I'll just get Bioshock or Fallout 3.

  • @Hipstersinspace Nope, the PS3 version comes with an interactive comic of the first Mass Effect, uses an improved engine, and has slightly refined mini-games. Plus, thanks to Blu-Ray, the entire game fits on one disc, and the DLC from the 360 version is already included on the PS3 disc.

    I'd recommend trying the demo first, though. It proved to be a wise decision for me. I didn't particularly like the combat.

  • @gamingrocks100 Maybe I'll try it out on Gamefly. It sure sounds good.

  • @Hipstersinspace Good idea.

  • I originally considered getting Mass Effect 2 for PS3, but everything you said in this review, as well as the demo, makes me unsure about it.

  • I don't think you'll be happy to know that Mass Effect 2 was on ScrewAttack's top ten games of the year....

  • @Nemesis986 I think pretty much everybody is nominating Mass Effect 2 for GOTY, except the PS3 & Wii fanboys.

  • @gamingrocks100 I mean, Mass Effect 2 is on PS3, but the PS3 version didn't come out in 2010.

  • So Storm, are you saying that Bioshock is beer, Metroid Prime is athletes foot, Halo is a heterosexual man, Dewy's Adventure is a bunch of babies in sound booths, Portal is the pinnacle of 2007, Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare is everything you said in that review, Super Luigi Galaxy is better than being John Malcovich, Assassins Creed is incredibly slow, Crysis is F5 to quicksave, Uncharted is like a movie, and Mass Effect is an infant child?
  • @AMVGaming

    Um...pretty much.

  • umm, where did future storm get the time machine? sure, in one of your reviews he said that he doesn't know, but hey, you're genius! you have to know!

  • @tomol6

    It will all be explained in about 3 videos from now.

  • @tomol6 he got into a time machine made out of a delorian :D

  • storm, how long did it take you to mass effect (or affect, what ever) 1,2?

  • I made my friend a Geth What? Card for his birthday.

  • @jcmmhancock

    Cool, I hope he likes the pun.

  • @39smoothgreenday asshole

  • haha the person next to me has cancer ^_^

  • play KOTOR :P

  • @funnyvegard couldn't you have had a better way of saying it?

  • is future storm playing rad racer in 3d?

  • @MPThreeee

    Yep. Nobody else got the joke so, I must say, good job.

  • @StormDainProductions Thanks!!!

  • @39smoothgreenday because then he would later be the Storm he kills he's already created a paradox he's already screwed

  • storm maybe if you dont bring up people asking you to play games they wont do it

  • @michaelwargod

    No, it will never stop. The best I can do is suppress it.

  • hehe your in my spot reminds me of a sitcom

  • I really like the EA reference. Z:P

  • Will you ever review a Tales game? Such as Vesperia (360/PS3) or Symphonia Dawn of the New World (Wii), or the new PS3 game which'll soon come out?

  • i think tali is very good looking who is ur fav female char in mass effect 2 ?

  • @Efronschick i like tali too but...umm how can you tell what she looks like dude? you cant see her face..

  • Storm I do love your cancer jokes I must say :'D

  • hay Storm why don't you like character customization?

  • @kuraiofblades

    I don't actually hate it. All sliders to the right is just some much easier and funnier.

  • does storm have a twin?

  • @dgmc09productions nope it's called clever video editing ;)

  • @Kevin36542 You sum up what is wrong with the internet Kevin36542, Storm makes great quality video game reviews, while you on the other hand are a complete moron.

  • @Kevin36542 Quit talking about yourself. It's boring.

  • so if future storm is with you that means in the time period he was in, theres no storm. so if you specified what time period hes from then soon enough you gotta make a video when normal storm goes back in time.

  • did you save the council or kill them. and did you blow up the base or give it to martin sheen?

  • storm has sheldon cooper's "you're-in-my-spot" syndrome

  • Your the most unbiased person I've ever heard of.

    All my friends go insane if I say "I don't like Mass Effect" Or "Bioshock is a little boring".

  • 9:39 WHAT THE......FUCK????

  • @dariomodugno what do you mean what the fuck? she does bitch at you for not calling her

  • @nickB332 No she doesn't! She complains about you joining Cerberus.

  • Tali is to me a sexy thing.... I need to get out more

  • You really have to be born with the ability to like big rpg's....better said U H4V 2 B A G33K! i AM ONE AND I AM PROUD OF IT...we are gonna take over the world!!1!!!

  • Stupid vuvuzela...

  • What is future storm playing at 0:10?

  • @guitarman64100 im not sure what hes playing but he is using a 3rd party portible nes.

  • Are you noob?I played this within little time and I saved everyone!(on PC)You don't even know how to play,so why do you even bother,huh?For those who know how to play without spending too many hours,and playing well,this game is great!(btw,if you have any problem you can use a cheat,and speed up the gameplay)

  • Why was the "e" In Mass aff- I meen Mass EFFECT 2/3 was a "a" in 08:40 WHY!?

  • @notsocoolguy4001

    It goes with the joke of your choices AFFECTING the masses. The first instance of the joke was at 1:43. Effect and Affect are two very different words, so I was being grammatically correct.

  • why is there a christmas tree in the background in the beginning of your video did you film that segment in december

  • @TheNJGamers

    No, I just don't want to take it down.

  • @StormDainProductions I can respect that

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  • @FreDaN92 Haven't you learned anything dude? Your not supposed to ask him what hes making next

  • did your snack taste good

  • Wow. I just barely realized that he moved out of his apartment.

  • Check out my "Fun Times With a Lancer" Facebook page. Fun Times With a Lancer, fun times with a lancer, dicking around, dicking around, dicking around, daaaaaaaaaaaamn

  • I'm Asari! lmao!

    And I don't have cancer :D

  • Is it a good thing to have future versons of yourself, Storm?

  • 6:59 just what the hell is he doing?

  • @SilenceDoGood17

    Getting ready to shoot up heroin.

  • Hey in the skit you did with Brenda and Future Storm.... Which Storm is the future one?

  • i wish i had future me's :{(

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  • The Geth card is awesome!

  • @kopaganda13 i kinda didnt get the card the first time but its funny

  • gamecrazy closed *sob*

  • oh shit spoilers!!!... i had to stop the video cuz im about to finish the game myself haha. so, you liked it or not?

  • The R-O-Y on this game is terrible? The what now?

  • @Farenhiet123

    The ROI...it is a business term. It stands for Return On Investment. I was saying the time put in isn't worth it.

  • @StormDainProductions Yo storm to basicly sum up Knights of the old republic 2 atleast, its a helluva lot longer than Mass Effect and harder to know where exactly where to go....but its been awhile sense i played it but Mass effect seems better..not sure about Mass Effect 2..never played it..and if you want everyone not to die GameInformer has an chart thing in it in this month's magazine(Issue 206) oh yea Gears of war 3 is in it

  • @StormDainProductions at 0:33 How did you put the two of you in the same frame? I know other people did it, But I forget the name of it

  • Storm, i think you played the games at the wrong time.

    A year before around apr. i got flu so i tried to play something. But in this time of the year is a dead zone for good games. So i tried this mass something because it had 9. something somewhere. Again i was sick. But it was a nice game to play. Yeah i know i was sick :) This year i got the flu again, so i played ME2. I think i now what will be next year around april.

    So my advice: if you are ill and home for a week. Play ME. :)

  • Is the 360 your favorite current next gen console?

    Or do you prefer the wii or PS3?

  • Lol. "The bitch doesn't understand that I can't call her if I'm dead."

  • You realize that people are going to demand reviews for Biosock 2, Metroid Other M, Halo Reach, Portal 2, Call Of Duty Black Ops, Mario Galaxy 2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Crysis 2, Uncharted 3 and Mass Effect 3. 8 of which are coming out this year.

  • @zyphron37

    People are going to demand everything under the sun. THAT is something I realize.

  • @StormDainProductions

    What if someone asks you to review a game that you actually want to play, like say maybe No More Heroes 2? I think that is a game that you would actually WANT to play.

  • @Snover2009

    Does this stuff have to be so trivial? I'll play whatever I want whenever I want.

  • @StormDainProductions

    Should have expected this. I hate being told what to do as well.

  • @StormDainProductions pokeman fans=idiot

  • @StormDainProductions

    I think people who demand/request/ask nicely/death threats/etc. should shut the hell up and enjoy these awesome reviews. Something many viewers don't understand is that this is a show. It's not like fans of the Simpsons are going to call up Matt Groening and say "The next Simpsons episode should be [insert thing here]". So fans of "Storm's Adventures" should you treat as such. Not that they will. Bastards.

  • @StormDainProductions I demand that you do whatever you want to do!

  • @PeanutButterGamer I Second that demand on pain of Death! Do whatever want, or DIE

  • Based on what you've said in this vid, I really need to wonder why so many people actually enjoy these two games A LOT. They both sound very unfun to play and downright boring.

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  • Nice as always... Wii game next time.

  • how much older is future storm???

  • I know you said don't tell you to play KOTOR...but you really have to play KOTOR(Not 2 that sux)

  • Where do you get all those shirts!?

  • Storm, you are the man. Words cannot describe how excited I get when you post a new video. NEVER STOP.

  • When is Future Storm going... Back To The Future?

  • @randomhobo1000

    I dunno. It just falls like that.

  • So guessing by your videos, the Gamecube is one of your favorite gaming systems or not?

  • @FabricaRhino

    I treasure the GameCube the most because nobody else had one when I was in high school. It made me an individual. But I'm not ready to say what is my favorite.

  • @StormDainProductions i hate having a gamecube, its like ive played all the games for it already

  • @StormDainProductions Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast. Please don't say Dreamcast.

  • Storm, did you notice that all the planets in Mass Effect 1 are set out out exactly the same!

  • Haha, you should have an adventure with a PC game or something... Like The Sims, 2 and 3? I'm sure you'd have a bit of fun with that...

  • @PMysty

    I played Crysis a little while ago. That was Part 9.

  • @PMysty Storm doesn't do requests, demands or suggestions. But maybe Future Storm does...

  • @daiuf

    Not really. I thought Mass Effect 1 was alright, but Mass Effect 2 required way too much time for a decent conclusion.

  • Another great adventure. I was already losing hope for the arrival of GISHAOTYA 10

  • you played through ME and ME2 THREE times in like two weeks? I couldn't even stand the first 5 hours of the first one!

  • @eskimobob002

    I think I've built some sort of tolerance. But I still can't play GTAIV. I picked it up again because I've been told I'm only a few missions from the ending. One mission in, I wanted to jump out a window.

  • @StormDainProductions Most of the time I'd disagree with you here about GTA IV, but recently I've been playing through it a second time and I'm at a point where I can stand the missions OR the game in general for whatever reason...which is weird considering I usually love it. Either way I'm gonna finish it...also, review KOTOR you long haired, slow video making, RPG hating hippy!

  • @StormDainProductions fun fact: I ragequit GTA IV when I was literally 4 story missions from the end and had sunk almost 30 hours into it.

  • @eskimobob002 I'm at the part where you meet Pegirno, and considering I've already played through the game once I just CAN'T STOP SHOOTING HIM

  • @Farenhiet123 you misspelled Fahrenheit, dude.

  • @eskimobob002 Everywhere I go people ALWAYS tell me this. I know, I misspelled it when I came up with name some time ago (I was young). I haven't bothered to fix it and never will for anything, because that's just the way it is. I also realize that keeping it misspelled will mean people will keep reminding me. You don't need to remind me of the reminders I'll be getting.

  • @Farenhiet123 reminder of the reminders you'll be getting.

  • My friend says it's ''ZOMG AWSUM!!!11''. Personally I could pass this one... maybe because I hate space themed games, or maybe cause it's MEGA BORING!

  • you suck because you dont like mass effect 2!!!!

    jk :D but seriously how you dont like it!!!

  • LOL! LOVE THE CARD! xD

  • NEW REVIEW: AWESOME GAME :D

  • What are you going to do now that GISHAOTYA is done with?

  • Another great GISHAOTYA and finally with Mass Effect. Thanks a lot Storm and keep 'em comming!!!

  • I see future storm is playing on nintendo 3ds

  • You know people have been telling me that because I am like in love with dragon age that I would like mass effect, and after I played an hour of the first mass effect my only conclusion was that they were bold faced liars who couldn't see obvious important gameplay differences

  • @joshoemaha

    And now that I'm finally done with this video, I'll see about picking up Guitar Hero 5 this weekend.

  • @StormDainProductions awesome, will have to get online and play

  • The Masss Effects are good as long as you don't have to play them twicee!!

  • It's a shame GISHAOTYA is over... I quite enjoyed it :)

    I actually haven't played Mass Effect 1 yet :P But I ordered Mass Effect from a site and I should be getting it in the mail today :) (By the way I ordered it before this review was released) And it was cool to see your opinion

    It looks pretty cool and I guess I would like it more because I suppose I have more free time to spare than you I can imagine :P

    Anyway, I hope you still keep putting out some cool reviews!

  • Hope you review Red Steel 2 because a hell load of people reviewed it

  • Just today I was wondering when the new Storm's Adventure would be up, and what it would feature. I've considered buying ME1 probably a half dozen times, only to think, "Well, maybe next week or something..." each time. As of now it's still in my Amazon list. But it looks like it could be interesting.

    Good video, Storm, as usual.

  • i love you storm!

  • Can you stop shaving too since you have stopped getting haircuts? You would look awesome with beard.

  • good review was thinking about getting this game but my friend told me i had to much of a life so i let it pass sounds good that i did

  • I like the new pin pic for this. Also, why is it that every reviewer I like always has different opinion than me on just about everything. Opposites attract I guess.

  • lol storm why is every one mad about your hair lol its not like they will ever see you in real life (so stop dreaming wierdos) good adventure dude keep em up when you can why you so bussy to?

  • @slavezero997 hi myself im from now

  • Did u even cut your hair at all this past year of GISHAOTYA?

  • @EnigmaXtreme

    No, and I don't plan on getting a haircut any time soon either.

  • @StormDainProductions You and I definitely think alike with that and I can pretty much guess why you don't cut your hair

  • @StormDainProductions Gotta agree, your hair now is awesome (that came out gay)

  • Great Video. Don't have a 360 so i never got to play these games. Not games i would want to own myself but i sure do want to play them.

  • well the shirt says mass effect...

    and...

    you're in my spot

  • Finally! Someone gives this game a bad review! I don't think this game is bad, but all the 9-10s are too high... IMO. Also, the ending literally made me fall off my chair laughing! Totally worth the wait! Thanks!

  • Just because I'm a Final Fantasy fan yes you had a land/tank kind of thing in Final Fantasy 7 only it was better controlled

  • whoops double post sorry

  • "Your in my spot" lol straight from the mouth of Sheldon Cooper (big bang theory, show on CBS)

  • "your sitting in my spot" lol straight from the mouth of Sheldon Sooper (big bang theory)

  • You hate artsy people!?

    *walks out door*