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  • epic vid

  • Lol, can we do something else baby? NO!!!!

  • Or for ki. Sometimes you need more juice when fighting cell and frieza.

  • You should rename at least one episode "bitches be cray" just for ki

  • its called fapping

  • that bich better go to her ex house and tell him to get checked or else.............it a month in the kichen non stop

  • Dat bitch

  • Soooo they've been goin out for 10 days and she thinks she loves him ....... Girl falls in love quick

  • @MrSutherlandJ most girls seem to do so now a days

    

  • Our boxer sounds like an asshole too..

  • Lmao. Live the way u did that @ 5:28.... Funny shit. Shoots her and said NO. Ha

  • The kids who send in these stories have something wrong with them seriously

  • Right so this 15 year old in the second story is 6"3', 180lb and been boxing since he was 10? hmmm I call shenanigans

  • Gratz u won ur first TDM game!!

  • The first story is made up by someone who has watched too much porn and has a distorted view of girls...........

  • call of duty is for casual pussies. enjoy your rehash babies

  • I don't see woodysgamertag.

  • that little skit of the lad and the women eith the boobs is jokeee

  • I'm calling bullshit on both stories..

  • " can we do something else now?" BAANG "no" I loled for like a solid 30 seconds. Anyways you played h.a.m. In that gameplay, I can barely get a predator with the spas

  • Boob groping for an hour? WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Love how he says 'like normal human beings do'

  • @FrageonHD no dude the ache is like 5'9"

  • Ok I have a story

    I had this girlfriend and we broke up on the first day on dating because she said she wanted to get out of the kitchen, so I laughed and said that she is funny and for her to make me another sandwich. She did and the sandwich tasted bad and it was because she had left the kitchen for a couple minutes. I dumped her instantly for a new sandwich maker, I mean girlfriend.. bitches be crazy

  • Where's ur friends this ep

  • Ooohhh yeah baby u like that

    Can we do something else its been 45 mins

    No!!!(gunshot)

    Ohhh yeaaaah

    Love it

  • That bitch is crazy

  • i liked the ones with the other people more but this was good

  • How much kills were u away

  • Have u gotten a Moab

  • This series sucks, it's boring as hell and there's no point to it.

  • yeah man, your girlfriend gives a guy a blowjob, but it doesnt matter

  • Great job Cigs!

  • damn kids and there sex and blowjobs so young. Back in my day, we at least waited til we were 17. Seemed to be a more responible, mature age. LOLZ!

  • @RaCigs hey I found you on xbox but I'm sure you get like a million messages/friends requests a day and don't have time to go through them all but if you have time I just wanted to play a couple MW2/MW3/Halo Reach games with another friend of mine (clan member) and I enjoy these vids you post, great job! Keep going!:D

  • wait the first one isnt bad i would love to fuck every girl i could

  • Do more of these

  • Intro sounds are from BF3 right?

  • Funny how everyone seems to claim to be over 6ft which is abnormally tall.

  • @jcalpha103 actually a little over 6 feet is the normal height for a grown man in this day and age (especially in american) (just to let you know not trying to be rude here)

  • @KamikazeCanary 5'8 is the average height mate

  • @KamikazeCanary It is not, sorry but that is a fact. In the state of Texas i believe it is but in general it isn't. I don't know who has been telling everyone it is average height but it can and has be quantitatively measured. BTW i don't usually take offence to positive statements.

  • @jcalpha103 6ft is average for males sorry your a dwarf

  • @FrageonHD There is only one country with average height over 6ft or even 6ft so no it isn't. Maybe your height has cut off the oxygen from your brain. If you live in Texas then it is the average height.

  • It sound just like Hard times of RJ burger from MTV.

  • The second story about the 15 year old? No sex after the 10th day?? man whore who's 15.. Okay kid..

  • Easily the 4th most over-rated commentator on machinima, behind WGT, Tmartn and Xjawz. Not saying hes bad but his content is just pure laziness.

  • that girl was right....

    you are a bit of a dick ...

  • Get a new intro. apart from that amazing <3

  • Retarded director meets retarded subject matter best left in the 1980s. Well done Machinima, for feeding the stereotype of the 12-year-old racist, sexist ignorant gamer. FML.

  • WAIT so she had balls

  • This is retarded.....

  • you have made you dick a rubber...hahahahah

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  • Bitches be crazy

    y u no have faceless, and fick in this episode!!!!>:0

  • Hey guys, glad most of you enjoy the video, and the person who submitted the first story has come clean and admitted it being a fake, I was obviously unaware of this at the time of making the commentary and submitted fake stuff is wrong, I don't watch rj berger and thought that stroy was funny so I decided to share it, il address that in my next video

  • @RaCigs Of course it was fake. His penis is probably the size of a peanut. People who talk about their dicks usually have small dicks.. :p

  • @RaCigs can you help my friend's channel out?

  • Your fault for being a pussy and not going to thee party. You didn't lose your bitch you lost your turn xD

  • U missed the .com after machinima!

    Story 2 was funny with the 1 on 1 part

  • Damnnnnnnnn......

  • goodbyegraceful as a gamertag? good song :)

  • That was awesome.:')

  • 1st story is complete bs

  • Awwww, look at all the little virgins down in the comments sucking woodys dick. You know what's funny, I've been subbed to this guy and woody for the same amount of time and Racigs said this first. What's also funny is all of you porn watching cunts who can't get any pussy can't just enjoy or laugh at the stories, whether fake or not. I'm pretty sure he just reads submissions and doesn't try and make them up you retards.

  • 2nd Story was crazy,that bitch Cray!

  • Both of the stories sounded fake.

  • Talk about the game... Fake ass Woody!

  • this was cool

  • ur a akimbo n00b u fucktard!

    

  • WTF THE FUUUCK??? whats wrong with the first guys story , is he gay or why doesnt he fuck everygirl in his school??? :D

  • @galaxiesaver thats what I'm thinking, if they want your piece, give it to them

  • @mjp921 hahy yeah true :D seriously either its some sort of preist religious guy or a homo (no offence) :P

  • I bet the first story is B.S.

  • They both seem like bullshit stories.

  • Life of RJ Berger

  • My shamalamadingdong, lolololololol

  • I hate how Machinima made you put in clips related to the story. It's stupid and just strange. But, as always Racigs, good job.

  • More!!!!

  • This is actualy a funny show

  • the 1st story reminds me of rj berger^^

  • these stories are full of shit!!!

  • hmm well yeah what is the changes she does it again at a party becus shes stones i presume she kinda go wild cus guya often trick with weed too "feel" better while having sex etc i know it so might be it . erm he did right thing i quess if hes a bokser girls wants him anyway so fuxk everything now not later ^^

  • Wow shotgun op much

  • BS stories really

  • LOL! I tried the bomb glitch on dome, some people are so stupid :') got a triple too! Check me out! Bro

  • are you tryin to be woody?

  • Does anyone get thesr green warts on their privates that just kinda oozs and u try to pop them but they just turn blue??no?? Me either..

  • NNNO! >:)

  • 2:44-2:58 if you're wondering why he did that, its because machinima made him have to have the video relate to the commentary.

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  • How is wearig boxers under jeans less confortable then not wearing anythig?

  • this is my type of game yeeeaaah buddyyy!

  • You don't call a girl a slut. EVER. Have some respect guys. Are you really so mad because of 1 blowjob? I'm a guy, and I think he was blowing it out of proportion.

  • Chronicle is a beast film

  • Why are both stories about sex? Stupid little boys.

  • @A4k2i0 read the title dumbass

  • @23mastersword Does the tittle say anything about sex? Dumb ass. Bitches are crazy regardless of sex, little boy.

  • 2nd story is a lie 6 foot 3 boxer christian

  • Caressed her boob? lolwut

  • 5:27 ''Ehm, can we do something els? Been 45min! - NO! ... aaarh yea....'' LMFAO!

  • First story is the hard times of rj berger...

  • mail monday...

  • so the bitch came from a christian academy right? so from christian accademy to loving some 15 year old and giving head to and ex boyfriend all inside of 10 days? Damn what christian academy is that?

  • My spas never goes that far

  • the story abot the guy getting pantsed sounds like that one show on MTV. I dont know the name but its the same scenario as what the guys story is...weird

  • Bitches be crazy sometimes!

  • WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT BITCHES?

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  • Smack That Hoe!

  • Bitches can be fucking crazy

  • @TheDeathMVP yup

  • @RaCigs it sounds like alot of kids overexaurrating their stories.

  • 0:01 - 3:20 meh

    3:30 - 5:00 hmmm interesting

    5:10 BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • a girl cheats and says its no big deal really? she must be crazy

    a guy cheats and says its no big deal really? he must be crazy

    the moral of this cheating is bad and you will most likely get dumped for and how would that be no big deal one of you or both of you feel like crap after ugh thats why you go to a party with your girl or guy because that stuff isnt new if they like to drink or party

  • Subbing

  • those bitches ...

  • Spaghetti...

  • Funny as hell. Laughed my ass off at the part where you re-enact the caressing of the "boobs". Thumbs up.

  • yo man first guy is a troll

  • Wow 1st story is a LIE!

  • @Hbkid666 ameeeeeeeeeeen the girls where prob just joking if it was real

  • 6'3" 180? you a skinny little bitch

  • @ModifiedGear damn took the words out of my mouth hahah

  • new clan here! please check us out.

  • diddnt trout do this like last week ?

  • blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol 

  • dude i love boobs but going to town on them for one hour straight !!!??? LMAO

  • Are these stories real?

  • @Slaanax they were sent in to him via PM or email

  • I am doing something similar with these stories on my channel, just pm me there is a good chance that you will get on

  • The girl in the second story is a complete slut really. I would tell her to eat a fat dick.

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    Oh, wait a minute...

  • girl:oh my god can we do something else?

    kids voice:NO!

  • please how do i go with this

  • god danm virgans

  • wtf, my spass is just a super soaker, whered you get yours

  • @13TOON19 Cause they powered up all the shotguns and weakened the striker and use damage with all the shotguns over range

  • @13TOON19 Extended mags and damage! Pimps your shotty right up!

  • why are you telling the exact same stories? This sucks

  • all the people in these stories are fucking liars..... LOL trying to make themselves seem awesome even Cigs is laughing at how rediculous these stories are

  • HAHAHA honey thats not the only thing your blowing. but good episode!

  • Why do i got a boner?

  • Good vid and gameplay, unlike others who do this

  • But do u have 2500 Kills with it?

  • i bet these are some legit stories. of course it just happens to be two 15 year olds. one with a giant dong and one that is retarded large for a 15 year old and is a boxer.

  • no dick moany? i mean fick moley, damnit bro!

  • cool story bro :)

  • what do i do? do i confront her again and tell her to stop

  • They DID NOT Nerf The Striker. I Was Using It And Went 66-4 Without Extended Mags,Range & Damage. They Made It Better

  • WHERE IS HOW TO ANOY IN MW3 ??!?!?!?

  • @asendimchev1996 He stopped coz everyone knows him now.

  • 10 dates without a kiss something is wrong if you dont get laid after 3 dates! FOOL!

  • @lukewelden He said 10 days not dates

  • @23mastersword Easy mistake to make

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  • thought this was a drag respawn...

  • I just clicked this video because of the spas normally I dont even watch Modern Shitfare 3 vids anymore

  • already saw this on your channel bro =]

  • nice job man good progress and nice how you put machinima's idea's in your video

  • fuck man guy in the 1st stories an idiot or an absolute don but probably an idiot, 2nd one coulda cut out like literally 5/6ths of his story and was a pussy, who lets his girlfriend give her ex head when you purposefully did no do anything when you were in that situation. Someone obviously wasnt 6ft and doing boxing. Cool commentator though +1 sub

  • ????????please nead help