jessop jessop jessop

[zionravescene]

"No, CAT, CAT. Clarky Cat."

[alicecrystal89]

"For the 10TH TIME, I dunno what CLARKY. CAN. MEANS!"

[telephonic]

chris morris is a genius.... i couldnt breath with laughing so much when i watched this on tv in 2001

[bumbandit007]

my brudda

[FlyingHeadbutt100]

I love the irony of a drug-peddling cunt being ANNOYED by someone in the street. Moral high ground? Don't think so....

[warriorofwrestling]

@FlyingHeadbutt100 He's just a businessman who deals in items the government deem too 'dangerous' to be legal. If some drugs were legalised and regulated, the government could make money by taxing these drugs, which could then be spent on the rehabilitation of those users who felt they needed it. The police would be free to deal with more serious crimes, and lots of jobs could be created in the areas of production and sale of these drugs. Not to mention that a 'cunt' like this wouldn't exist

[XtalGameVids]

do you fink i wanna hear any a that now? LMAO

[OrangeGoblin90]

Man this guy is genius, he risked his life, just so we could get a laugh out of it. he could have been stabbed or something.

[ekajnin]

hahhahhaha

[soupdragon27]

i'll give you thirty quid for one clarky khat... i dont know what you mean...what does it mean?! no khat khat clarky khat... clarky khat or triple sod?

[candycoatedsandman]

I can watch this over and over and never get bored.

Shame you omitted: "The late night streets of Britain: Now so full of drugs, not even the dealers know them all".

[AfroPimpChin]

I dont wanna end up like a god damd Piano Dentist

[mayzon111222]

any yellow bentines?

[bentnob]

fuck you jessop im init for the money. jessop my jissop.. like mate innit,. mate so where they like after male prosititues yeah? cos i am a right tart. much love to the speeder and lance.

[furQ]

i'm not really bothered what your arms feel like

[qwertyfla]

0:12 LOL!!!!!

You can't understand a fucking word!!!!

[medievalqueen1215]

he got a negative blooty with a crack handle and he ended up on a jessop jessop jessop!

[medievalqueen1215]

"i'M NOT SPENDING 40 QUID TO END UP ON A QUACK HANDLE"

[bolbonz]

Hello mercdriver. After your lengthy break away from all this 'daily message' spamming mayhem you must have forgotten what videos you did spam up, well here's a reminder.

[stuart182]

legendary

[rarecuts77]

nice out fit... "jesop jesop jesop"

[trianglemangler]

jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop

[loanalorna]

Haha check out the reverse speech analysis of this on you tube "chris morris reverse speech" its called. Totally blooty.

[bogwash1]

i ended up like a piano dentist

[zionravescene]

Poor drug dealer...

"WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

"I don't know it! I DO NOT KNOW IT!"

xD

[zionravescene]

@zionravescene Thinking about it further, I genuinely don't remember making this top-rated comment. I must have been really blutied on a quack candle that day.

[edwithmj]

What a surprise, they're black.

Funny how they can't understand him.

Also funny how "triple sod" is street slang for yellow bentines.

There is only one Chris Morris. I wish he'd come back to TV

[braindeadbeau]

lmfao goosey this is hilarious

[mercdriver]

Lol

[Mercdriver8Herk]

Lol

[CartrainsNemisis]

LOL

[mercdriver]

Bolloxnob, you've even got a -5 here, it looks like I'm not the only one who knows you are a cunt lol

[bolbonz]

No, the people on here are used to seeing 'jessop jessop jessop jessop' written a hundred fucking times like we're all deaf. when I wrote my own inspired take on the drug slang they didn't know what to think as it's quite uncommon to see amongst the array of tiresome quotes or perhaps they didnt find it funny, nothing to do with thinking i'm a cunt, I don't think. oh, you haven't written anything that pertains to the audio of this video, you'll be minused down too, more than me I should imagine.

[mercdriver]

Inspired, lol it was drivel as proved by your thumbs down.

[bolbonz]

You really are a twat, those that gave me a thumbs down could have done so for quite a few reasons; They thought I was mocking this video. they didnt find it funny (what you perhaps meant) or they are just too used to seeing quotes.

If you check most brasseye videos there are a few people that have written non-quote,non-analysis comments and get thuimbed down because it's unusual to see and in some cases with text, it's hard to tell if they are joking or not.

[mercdriver]

You got those thumbs down because you type drivel

[mercdriver]

I get thumbs down everywhere, I expect it, Iyhast's how I know I'm pissing people off, when I come along with another account I give a thumb up to myself, lol

[bolbonz]

People give you minus thumbs down because what you write ibecause it's just a load of boring shit.

Think about this; if the minus votes of your comments represent how you made people angry, surely it would be more satisfying to just leave your comments downvoted, people must know that the only person to positive vote your comments - is you! and maybe G.I.F.T therefore your + ratings reflect what you think of your own sick statements, shoot yourself in the foot you daft cunt!

[mercdriver]

I'm not reading that drivel, I have too many other replies to post!

[bolbonz]

Lol I believe you read it, you thought i'd be annoyed you didn't acknowledge my previous comment and it doesn't annoy me merco. If anything in increases my belief that my point is very valid and you have fuck all else to say on the matter because well.....you're a subnormal wanker.

[mercdriver]

Believe what you wish, just as you believe your posts are quality, lol

[mercdriver]

Lol

[mercdriver]

You're turning into a right Youtube hater . One day you just might be nearly as good at it as me, lol

[mercdriver]

You can spell, but saying that you are better than other muppets isn't exactly a compliment, lol

[mercdriver]

Re read my reply! Better than OTHER muppets, meaning you are still a muppet, only slightly better, although if I have to explain every detail I'm inclined to take that comment back!

[mercdriver]

Lol

[mercdriver]

Bolloxnob the nutty dole scrounging chav, lol

[mercdriver]

Bolloxnob the unloved and unemployed chav, lol

[mercdriver]

lol

[mercdriver]

Lets see how many thumbs down we can get on this video, I wont even thumb up my posts.

[wingcommand24]

@bolbonz

essop jessop jessop jessop

[georgerankin13]

it sounds like he was about to bust out laughing when he says: "i don't want my arms to feel like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon"

sooo funny!

hes a legend!

[logisticsninjistics]

just like the cheif sway of a barrymore flip.

[sniffmycheez]

He's lucky he never got quadra-spazzed on a lifeglug !

[Peetgilb]

Genius!

[nindes]

just cool!

[twintron]

Bad Balloon = jessop jessop jessop

[MysteriousBob]

Brillant parody of drug slang.

[binarymilk]

Tell ya what.. i'll give ya £30 for one clarky cat

[eightwillwontcannot]

wos boz-boz mean?

[tobie1]

the mans a genious!

[monsunami]

hahahah what a legend - this has always been my fav chris morris sketch. "whats a quack candle?"

[maglanguy]

Yeah! Yeah!

[jacklav1]

brave man.

[Toolpusher]

"Yellow Bentines", maybe a little reference to Michael Bentine, collaborator with the likes of Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers :)

[TripleSub]

Absolute Quality...one of the best Brass Eye scenes imho.

[mmmbeige]

chris morris a fookin legend!

[Klarkster]

LOL great clip and hence the variation of my moniker :) well it was either that or "Triple suv") but I didn't want my arms to feel like a couple fortnights in a bad balloon!

[SiveyBeats]

ahh a negative blutey with a crack-handle... reminds me of my schooldays

[Markus4Fckall]

LOL thats brilliant

[theinquisitor]

I don't disagree, but why exactly?

[SiveyBeats]

cos the streets of the usa are straight thugged dontcha know..

[Picnic10]

piano dentist- quack candle- clarky cat- steeple hammer Wonderful.

[kieraninozz]

good one !!!

[affliction32]

fuckin hilarious x1000000000000000000000

[rich1980]

crazy bastard :O)

[Trencher88]

One of my favorite clips from Brass Eye!