the tales of daddy octopus

[itsgaydonkey]

0:56 that was a werd sound and y do u guys hav nothing beter 2 do then wach cute girls i bit u guys goking at her

[MHFighters28]

She so cute

[crabid]

Your dad is a legend!

Those are great stories :D

[arrisfilms]

I thought Rosy was dead but oh wait here she. Is ok she's dead no wait there she goes.....

[craaazyandproud]

"People think I'm really strong, I'm not I'm just a whiney brat."

LMFAO, YOU LEGEND.

[arrisfilms]

I thought I subscribed to you ages agp, that explains no updates, oh well I fixed it now :P

[LeClassics]

Your mum must be smoking hot if that's your dad

[jonste182]

0:56 <3

[WardyTheWolf]

chris crocker!

[marseille287]

i love love love your accent. (im american)

[elixir1987]

hahahaha

[LCSsings]

you're always ill! it's that gosh dang english healthcare. Also, i love your father stories. Your father and my father should meet...it would be awkward.

[linehead123]

@LCSsings

english healthcare is good and free.

[WOKINTUSD]

i am very sorry that your dad is like that with you

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

@ omgoctopus I have a bad role model father too, lol.

[kevin308lol]

Do Not let this Child, professional actress fool you. Each of her videos are Choreographed and rehearsed to a great extent , why on earth this girl is not preforming on TV, leads me only to believe that its all down to that annoying Yorkshire accent!

I'm so sure of this, that I bet this post wont last a few days because her agent will remove it.

why use youtube if you are a pro?????

[MissLyrics182]

@kevin308lol lol wtf?

[coachdriverjed]

Don't worry about it my dad got nothing except a text :D

[liless480]

you're sooo cute lol!  <3

[sean563]

Wow ur back.

You have changed loads, you look nice.

[hollyjamesxX]

that happend to me.. dont worry :(

divorced on christmas it sucks ahe xxxx

[Coollikeicecream]

yeii jägermeister rulez :D

[fantasmicalmoose]

i just saw you and fell in love with your accent, and your eyes. <3

[MattTWLOHA]

Your have lovely eyes

[SunscorchX]

So... if you ever think you've shat yourself, first check for nougat?

[omgoctopus]

@SunscorchX JOZ JOZ JOZ JOZ YOU'RE STILL ALIVE JOZ JOZ

[GLASSOWATER2]

You're back!! <3

[omgoctopus]

@GLASSOWATER2 YOU ARE ANOTHER OF MY FAVOURITE EVER SUBSCRIBERS.

[GLASSOWATER2]

@omgoctopus

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER!!!!11

We talk in caps like all the cool kids.

[imisstheoldtimes]

i love you're voice! :)

[muffinbandit13]

omg

[fr1zz1y]

LMAO ! UR AMAZING AND HILARIOUS!PLEASE I WANT MORE,IN A NON-SEXUAL WAAAAYYY:-)

[BethOnTop]

EXCUSE ME. Why do you only have 4 videos on yer channel?!?!

you look lovely in this video. haha, your dad <33

[omgoctopus]

@BethOnTop I privated a bunch, lul. You look lovely all the time. Rosy missed Beth! <33

[KaptenN]

Wow. You're cute. :)

Too bad about your father and his life advice. :/

His picture scared me out of my skin when it suddenly came up on the screen. :P

[nadinestaniforth]

your face has changed since u last made a vid.. in a good way tho lol

[lemonfacee]

I love that all your dad's stories involve him falling asleep and waking up covered in food.

[denkir3]

I like your makeup

[man1d2tran]

All my dad got me for fathers day was grief.

[JumpingIntoRivers]

i got my dad a fathers day card then lost it after i wrote it i think i handed it in at school instead of my trip money

[caiticamtime]

i missed you terribly

[DreadSouls]

...RAWR ! ...

[ThoughtScientist]

What?

ROSY is evolving!

Congratulations! Your ROSY evolved into MEMEROSY!

[omgoctopus]

@ThoughtScientist I swear you say this on every video ^_^ I honestly don't see it but WOO BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVAR.

[CutnPaste0]

Haha your amazing ! :D

[heoTheo]

sucks your parents are deforced but a pretty nice story. :D My parents are still together pretty much not weird in anyway, I guess I'm lucky.

[mlyjohn]

Erm i still thinking how i subbed to you,

But i am not ging to unsub due to the fact i think your a little nuts :-)

That is good advice from your dad

I do not get cards also

Have a good day

[MentalHygienist]

Good to see you again. That was a sweet tale of dad-love. :)

[theboringteenager]

your dad is odd

[redheadpyro89]

you have a tumblr! yay

[tehcubsfan]

WIll you marry me? your beautiful and your accent is so hot!!

[ayaneforever]

I love your hair...is it just me or did yew get cuter? ^_^

[omgoctopus]

@ayaneforever YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUBSCRIBERS <3

[farewellwelfare]

Your back! ^_^ I really feel the need to cut your bangs. May I?

[omgoctopus]

@farewellwelfare You may! They're driving me insane.

[KRpT0]

i luv u and thx 4 ur twitter and tumblr.

[MichaelMidnight]

Why hello there!

[Castle03]

...It's father's day? O_o

[omgoctopus]

@Castle03 It's wet sock day!

[IMaNERDandYOUluvME]

idk y but i love her voice

[ernestolopez23]

mememolly??

[TriforceSlash]

Lovely!

[Nanalew]

I could get used to this.

[JoetheUKian]

:O your back, its been agesssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss!

[DomCanVlog]

'We try and put up with it... evidently my mum didn't BOOM' LMFAO xD I missed you Rozroz <3

[jonste182]

I stiil love yoyr lisp

[belindasdfghjkl]

yaaay make more videos :3

[chocice2000]

yessss, its always so good when a new omgoctopus video appears in my subscription box AWESOME

[Hananita88]

omg MISSED YOU <3

[WilliamBlakeTV]

You're dad seems like the kind of guy you want to bump into at parties.

[andrewcp]

I forgot you existed. True Story. I'm sorry.

[Dav1dThe5trange]

woah...you posted a video...this will probably be the only thing i will remember all weekend.

hope you have a good father's day(?)

[imzUnicorn]

Well, it's good smelling poo he pooed on himself.

[KishDevilish]

Get well soon :O And lol, I think most fathers are supposed to be "special" :P

[TornadoCreator]

Hello, good to see you back and making videos. That smile at the beginning is really sexy, you should smile like that more...

[jenova137]

SPECIAL PEOPLE ROCK!

[Smithereen1]

Nice to see you back.

[HatticusRex]

OH HAI YOUR HAIR'S GROWN A LOT MINI ME.

Jagermeister <3

Your dad's the best. I rurve roo.

[AndyMarjoram]

What a surprise when I saw this video in my subscription box, I was actually wondering where you were the other day. Great to see a new video.

(Get well soon!)

[thezone1000]

It's great to see you back i have missed you're videos please make some more.

[YourAverageAdam]

"you're never too old to sleep with a curry." - glenn

[warezvz]

hes a bit "special" ROFL

[0saintclark0]

Good to have you back, but....am I going mental or have all your videos gone from your profile?

[omgoctopus]

@0saintclark0 I decided I didn't like them so they're on private, I'll probably bring them back at some point ^_^.

[0saintclark0]

@omgoctopus Fair enough.

There's a valuable lesson to be learnt in those two stories from your dad by the way. It's in there somewhere.

[TornadoCreator]

@omgoctopus

Please do bring them back, we wouldn't be subscribed to you if we didn't like your videos.

[Voldey]

Glenn will forever be my hero.

[zomgzombiezz]

My dads special request for a fathers day gift last year was that I paint him a picture of a lobster fishing boat. I'm only slightly offended that he hung it in the darkest part of the house, but if there's a slight breeze and you're lucky, sometimes the curtain moves and you can see a bit of the buoy I added in the corner.

[Ashby2508]

Why does it switch between colour and b&w all the way through. Terrible continuity. =]

[TR3NT15]

i missed you!

[haileyeatspaperclip]

I love you.

[danielwstirrat]

@thatzak I wanted to be first :(

[omgoctopus]

@danielwstirrat you are first in my heart.

[danielwstirrat]

@omgoctopus Woo! take that @thatzak

[thatzak]

@danielwstirrat I don't want to be first in Rosy's heart. You can have her, she's a vile girl.

[danielwstirrat]

@thatzak SCORE!

[thatzak]

First.

[omgoctopus]

@thatzak i hate you