ok there is a penis and balls the penis says to the balls "ima take yall to a party,the balls go fucking lier everytime you go to a party u leave us outside knocken.lmao....aka.bum fuk....
but not without leaving yew a joke y couldnt g unit get on the bus bc they didnt have 50 cent y didnt they have 50 cent bc they spent it on emiem hahahahah ok ill shut up now... Xp
how do you get a woman to cum?..... dood... who cares?
ambr0se 1 year ago
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justsomefan 1 year ago
kinda disturbing, but : how many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them.
how do you get ten babies into a bucket? use a blender.
how do you get them out? nachos.
crystalizedhumbug 2 years ago 2
..... that's some disturbing shit.... But funny none the less.
ROFLpownage 2 years ago
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
haha.
get it?
GET IT?
smexiichica95 2 years ago
ok there is a penis and balls the penis says to the balls "ima take yall to a party,the balls go fucking lier everytime you go to a party u leave us outside knocken.lmao....aka.bum fuk....
laurababbii92 3 years ago
ok heres a joke, and i am totally NOT racist AT ALL but,
Q : wat does a white guy and a chain saw have in common?
A : They both say, "Run nigga-nigga! Run nigga-nigga! Run nigga-nigga! RUN!"
lol
Coolfal95 3 years ago
aw ur so cute :)
TheFirstRawr 3 years ago
lol that ws really fuhnny
Goody2Shoz 3 years ago
lol ur funne but uhhh yea ok ill go now
but not without leaving yew a joke y couldnt g unit get on the bus bc they didnt have 50 cent y didnt they have 50 cent bc they spent it on emiem hahahahah ok ill shut up now... Xp
xXxPiXXixXxDuSStxXx 3 years ago
lets go back to the titanic.
when i say iceburg. you go down.
ur probobly thinking how i came up with this gold, well im just super talented, and uh..u...inspired me, if you know what i mean....uh
VampStamps 3 years ago
lol i liked it. it made me laugh. lol
ur hot btw.
lelelovsjacksparrow 3 years ago
u need to fix your lighting... then ill subscribe : D haha
zebra1295 3 years ago 2
This is so funny....
drink it slow... doctors orders
Georgiexxxxxxxx 3 years ago
Heres one. HaHaHaHa gag choke DIE! then live! no really i'm going to watch you and be a fan!
bjm904 3 years ago
wow lol thanks!
ROFLpownage 3 years ago