Open a Beer Bottle Using a Countertop

[vvlad1989]

is this guy on something ? he s talking like a fuckin golf commentator

[CrashDummie1988]

i am not allowed to do that, my boss was pissed at me couple years ago for damaging the countertap....

[sanchises]

Heineken Light... that's no beer!

[GhostzMind]

i dont think cave people had bottled beer LOL

[ItsAllGone321]

oh i've got so many "thats what she said" in this one x->

[playboxfan]

u saved my life!

[LatinoWorldOrder]

Thanks, Now I have beer all over my carpet for being a lazy ass thinking I was cool and not getting a fucking bottle opener -.-

[MrOwnageJeff]

i saw that.. he dented his countertop

[TheYouani]

and that's how you f*ck up your table:D

[pitbullwinkle]

The guy's got a nice voice for audio books or voiceover work.

[GoldenGhost42]

this is great, i was on holliday and in the hotelroom they didn't have a bottleopener so i used the desk. it fucked up their desk but i got it open

[0Climmer0]

PRESS THESE BUTTONS DURING THE VIDEO: Press 1 - he says "purse". Press 2 - he says some arabic word "baraiman". Press 3 - he says some Japanese word "tossanee". Press 4 - he says "get a beer ar ar" in a feminine way. Press 5 - he says something in Japanese "potokep". Press 6 - he sounds like Darth Vader. Or a heavy smoker. Press 7 - he says... well I have no idea its hilarious though. Press 8 - he is getting out of breath... Press 9 - he burps and the lights go out. Press 0 - MONKEY IN THE FACE

[callumrocker1]

yeah I done this at someones house and took a chunk outta their table lol

[MyChuck44]

i didn't know cave people drink beer..XD



[xcarlyxmariex]

I'm not a historian either, but I'm pretty sure cave people didn't drink bottles of beer hahaa! 

[FatherBenism]

@xcarlyxmariex your right my research suggests they preferred cans

[xcarlyxmariex]

@FatherBenism Hahaa! good call!

[iJihadTV]

[@0:40] We're gonna take that cornered edge, and shove it! "evil smile"... right under..etc

[3737jak]

you should have a tv show

[shadowsform0]

"Cave people" hahahaha

[Filmer1eX]

The last time I did this the freaking top of the bottle broke off. Stupid european over tight caps -.-

[theomega616]

Activities depicted in this video should be attempted without appropriate safety precautions, PROPER EQUIPMENT, and supervision or additional training.

If I had the proper equipment I wouldn't be watching this!

[JarodTheGamer]

I asked your mom for a beer, she said "yes, as long as you..." press 6 for the rest

[martainish]

skip the yakkin' ... 1:35

[heatman95]

did this on my friends patio steps cuz he didnt have an opener :L

[NotchJonsonGaming]

0:24 He is joking, right?

[drawfourwild]

@NotchJonsonGaming Of course he's joking. I think anyone to believe cavemen had beer would have to be a caveman themselves.

[vvlad1989]

@NotchJonsonGaming he seems pretty fuckin serious to me

[carlos1191980]

lol the way cave people opened bottles

[flyingbrad]

Pretty sure the bottle opener was invented before or right about the same time as the bottle...

[hoboibarra]

my table broke my beer bottle WTF!!!!

[deathanter]

why is no gas comeing out?!

btw at the other videos too. lol

[JoeTurner141]

This is probably the first thing that popped into cavemens heads when opening a bottle of beer. Real smooth buddy...

[koyboy86]

u just ruined the table bro...

[wisheyecould]

 Don't forget to smack your waitress for not opening your bottle.

[LasVegasHighRoller7]

Grandmas 250 year old antique table, that was the only thing that survived an F4 tornado direct hit and a house fire.. Now destroyed by a night of drinking cause some idiots wanted to open there beers the "Cool Way!"... DUMBASSES!!!!!

[Makatoon]

bo-bottle of bear? lolololol

[NICKmv573]

or you can have beer on your floor and glass all over your leg....

[tmcknight111]

1.Click on the red time bar anywhere

2.Press 7 and listen to your highschool sex ed teacher

[DewyGoldStandard]

Were gonna take that cornered edge and shove it......

[Tommy7009]

that is also a good way to get kicked out of a bar when you fuck up the table and leave marks

[Tommy7009]

please i figured out how do this when i was 14 

[cheeewy199]

cave people's had bottles and bear and a counter top RIGHT

[alexgenova72]

I can teach you how to open a beer using your wife's head ... If you do that with a dozen of bottles, in very rapid sequence, you'll get the best experience of your life ..

[TheEnglishRedneck45]

@alexgenova72 I didn't know prison would be the best experience of someone's life.

[boaasoadsk]

0:00

[smagygold]

works just fine

[Tropetre]

And that's how to destroy a table!

[SlipKnotMetalman]

Yeah because cavemen had bottled beers let alone beer, you fucking dumbass!

[Rolaloka24]

"Thats probably how cave people opened their beers" ... really man??

[MCCENTx2]

And that's how to ruin a table

[wonkeytjuuuh]

don't smack it with ur wrist guys D:

[efa1025]

thanks, friend. 

[dorado902800]

I like the part with the beer

[RICKYJOEMATT]

this is bs

[St3Ph4N0]

and that's how you make a hole in your table :D

[henrychau]

You don't have o pop it if you r strong enough, that's how I open it when i have my first beer( and without an opener)

[SelectUpload]

and THATS how you ruin a table.

[KallistiMusic]

I love the way this guy says 'a bottle o' beer' it makes me want 'a bottle o' beer'.

[713dank]

it took 2 minutes and a professional bartending school to explain how to open a beer with a counter top? haha.. ive seen so many drunk people fuck up their fake counter tops, smash their beer on the floor, or just get their beer all foamy this way. just use a lighter like most normal people..

[DecideForYourselves]

LMAO @Cave People w/bottles of beer

[adddaniel123]

yeah RAGE! TROLL! shut the fuck up you stupid ass summer fags and drink a beer over it.

[TheFriendlyFriends]

Dude my desk is damaged to hell from this technique.

[AliiiiLewis]

Cave men opening bottles of beer? LOL FAIL.

What did they do find a bottle of beer in a cave?

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@AliiiiLewis

idiot

[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou umadbro?

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@AliiiiLewis

nah but you're an idiot :)

[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou Only saying what like 30 other people have said on this video, why rage on me?

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@AliiiiLewis not raging :) just saying that you're just a bit of a fuckin retard is all

[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou And your inability to spell makes you a unbelievable retard

Don't reply to this, I have much better things to do with my time than argue with some troll.

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@AliiiiLewis i didn't spell shit wrong, so chill you troll

and start being happy you grumpy idiot

[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou You spelt the f word wrong, i am happy... you are the one raging on me, if you read back.. you called me and idiot twice, then a troll then a fucking retard :/ Like i said.. stop talking to me.. Okthanksbye.

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@AliiiiLewis no. i actually meant to say "fuckin" you idiot haha

stop crying you are only digging yourself a bigger hole

idiot

stop talking to me and stop sucking cocks

[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou *Sigh* can't state your opinion without a troll raging on you :/ If you didn't notice for the past two comments i've been asking you to stop talking to me. Obviously your parents at home aren't paying you enough attention so you need me, well sorry, i don't talk to idiots :)

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@AliiiiLewis

stop crying

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[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou Okay I'll stop crying over you. Pathetic troll.

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@iwouldliketobangyou

nah you're the idiot

you didn't state an opinion you just said something really stupid

now stop fucking crying you troll

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[AliiiiLewis]

@iwouldliketobangyou That's right.. tell it to yourself buddy.

[iwouldliketobangyou]

@iwouldliketobangyou

sounds like you're still crying

you troll

[Baseballzowner77]

i want a beer now

[mrjesta2010]

did cavemen have bottled bear ?? lmao

[fish2390]

@mrjesta2010 thats EXACTLY what i said out loud when he said that before i even scrolled down! hah

[lastaccounthas650fav]

this is really the oldest way to open it xD

who doesn't know this^^

[Addicted2MaWeed]

1 minute and 53 sec for something you do in 2 sec its too much..

[axeuser16]

thats easy :D

[Transporterzak]

do it with a corona! lol

[thespewking]

friends dont like it when you fuck up their expensive table..

Use the beercrate or anything with a 90 degrees angle...

[IMMALONGSLAPYOU]

and that's... how you scrap your countertop.

[OmgImSue]

HEINIKEN WHOOOO

wait... wtf? Heiniken light? who would drink that shit?

[thespewking]

@OmgImSue HEINEKEN !!

IS dutch...

[OmgImSue]

@thespewking

lol i know its dutch, im dutch.

[SillySkittle2142]

I did this at my friends house, chipped it. HE WAS PISSED

[lakersrchamps260]

smack it wit yo dick

[stebiu]

and thats how you fuck up a countertop using a beer bottle

[playdoman]

@saintsrow9444

Are you freaking kidding me?

Heineken is what I piss after drinking good beer.

[abdolali77]

he he cave people had a bottle ?

[mathie92]

and thats how you open a bottle of beer with a countertop and ruin your countertop in the proces

[LifeEnderX]

I love how every time I watch one of this guys videos people trash talk him for causing them harm

[Neksotus]

What a filthy table...

[FreonRose]

I opened a beer once using a my friends head. lol

[theradost]

Simple

[AnThOnYrox8]

lol u chipped your table

[playdoman]

Now all he needs is a bottle of GOOD beer :P

[saintsrow9444]

@playdoman What do you mean Heineken is good ;)

[Tranquil787]

when cave men started opening bottles of beer? hahahahahah wat a dumb ass lol

[Ste0wnz]

or MAYBE it was a joke okayyy? But nice try for trying to be funny! maybe you can go buy some CRAYONS and draw some nice pretty pictures of how funny you are! okayy!?

Lol little geek

[hathhouse]

hmm seems effective, i gotta try this sometime

also people are saying that it fucks up your table has anyone ever tryed it on metal street signs?

[RicoHerwig]

I put a little metal plate on my guitar amp to prevent it from getting damaged :D:D

[thedudeabides97]

i hate the way he says bottle of beer every 2 seconds. wanker.

[SebastianMehenka]

I broke my table. You asshole.

[megaverner]

Well, he said countertop, not table.

[888Knitlz888]

haha fail!!

[SebastianMehenka]

Yeah, no shit eh?

[TheTipmann]

@SebastianMehenka fuck u it aint his fault .............good job man

[thegrimreaper7]

@SebastianMehenka HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA!

[AVAfans1]

@SebastianMehenka lol

[1TechMechanic]

@SebastianMehenka lmao thats so funny because i stoped using my tabe lol

[kc50cent]

@SebastianMehenka In Soviet Russia table doesn't open beer.... Beer opens table.

[tiffiny303]

@SebastianMehenka you just got a weak table. how did he do it? hmmm? hmmm? HMMMMMM?!?!

[colin4393]

@SebastianMehenka Hahahahaha

[supermankingbatman]

@SebastianMehenka He warned you, "asshole".

[varastomiesJ]

@SebastianMehenka But did you open your beer? :D

[SebastianMehenka]

@varastomiesJ lmfao Actually yes :D

[varastomiesJ]

@SebastianMehenka Haha :D



[tmi2424]

yes....i really think "cave people" had bottles of beer.....

[Paradoxolog]

It's a joke for the more able minded.

[tmi2424]

noooo wayyy! hes totally serious.

[rumoroo]

Something tells me that the possibility of "cave people" having bottles of beer is more likely than I would have believed prior to reading your comment. How much did you save with Geico?

[muznich]

@tmi2424 I think that was a joke!

[Blenkey117]

a girl had a party when i was young. i dno why but there was a shortage of bottle openers, so we just did this. in the morning her counter top was fucked, with about 80chips. poor girl. funny tho, shoulda bought more bottle openers

[NoClassClown]

every video of these i watch i drink a whole beer inbetween so i dont waste it.....ive been watching alot of these videos

[ikharus1]

oh lol me too im at my 3rd beer and trying this

[jism901]

and thats how you fuck up your counter top...

[Kchur]

Wonder who drinks all the beers he opens in these videos

[TheCarloSiguan]

Second commmmennnntttt!!!!!!! Booooo Yahhhhhhhhhh

[blueduderanch]

go away

[calixram]

First commmeennnnttttttttt

[blueduderanch]

fucking gay

[calixram]

You're just jealous man.

[blueduderanch]

haha have you not seen the song, 'we didnt start the flame war' ? its like the second line. its so funny. just copied it.