One time, someone drove up to a house I was renting with some friends, to have their little girl give me a pamphlet and tell me "You're all going to hell" she turned around before I could say anything and got back in the truck and they both drove off. I couldn't help but wonder, "How did she know?"
Apparently word had gotten out that non-god-fearing people lived there, so they earned some badge by pulling a drive-by. Just one more person teaching their kids to be idiots. Dont live in the south
I am an athiest and I pick up women at church because all that talk of sex being dirty and wrong makes them super horny LMAO. I hope one day religion is forgotten so humanity can worry about more important and real issues we face.
Try doing that shit in Salt Lake Utah man...i swear as soon as I started talking about the flaws some of the old ladies sitting next to me reached for her gun...
I used to get visits from a pair of 'witnesses' on a regular basis. I would invite them into my home for debate. They would pose an excerpt from scripture and I would question it and bring up a verse that conflicts with their statement. After a dozen or more visits, they stopped. Soon another pair started visiting. I asked about the first and in a hushed tone they said; "They aren't with the church anymore." I now have two notches on the door jam and a whole church full to go.
One time I was approached by a pair of religious solicitors while I was washing my truck. I told them that I'm an atheist. One of them said "What do you think is going to happen?" (I assume she was talking about afterlife or some crap). I said, "I think what's going to happen is you're going to get back in your car and leave. Guess who's right?" They left!
@jsuttonus it's brilliant, for a person who wants alot of enemies. A true good person only has satan and fools for their enemy. while you made 2 in just 20 secs, i can't imagine how much enemies you have now
You do not look like Jeffrey Dalmer. Jeff was very scruffy looking and dissheveled. You on the other hand carry a refined style of a super-concious individual. I like your videos.
@FuckTheAmazingCunt Grow up or you won't be welcome in satan's hell channel XP . all children are pure, so stay pure and don't listen to satan, he only wants you to grow up so he can drag you to hell
I totally agree with this, another thing is 90% of people I know who are bi-sexual or gay AND believe there is a god, WILL NOT come out and say it in church, its because they will HATE you and try to "convert" you, they know that, and its true, what kind of "god" would think this the wrong thing to do? I mean he is "SUPPOSE" to love us no matter what, right?
I must be YouTube ignorant. I'm trying to attach a video from FairLDS.org on YouTube, but I can't seem to do it. If you would look up "Book of Mormon being confirmed?" on YouTube, this clip isn't showing you evidence, but it states that, since the time of Joseph Smith, all the archeological evidences which were not revealed at the time, are slowly but surely being discovered. I think it said 85% up to this point. Fairlds has a lot of archeologists and historians on their YouTube page.
@edgar21974 I'm familiar with these absurd "archeological" claims and no accredited archeologists buys ANY of it. It's been thoroughly debunked as not just inaccurate, but a FRAUD.
I appreciate the fact that you consider us nice rather than evil, like many others do. Just so you know we don't believe our garments (underwear) are to be magical, at least no Mormon that I know. As far as doctrine which you suggest needs strong evidence, I need a few examples. I would like you to know that there are a lot of rumors about our church and it's doctrine.
@edgar21974 I was just hoping that if your heart isn't to far from God, that you could just read the BoM. Since you've read (I presume) the Bible and don't believe, I figured it wouldn't hurt, except that you could give it a chance. It has some pretty neat stories. There's a reason behind us being nice. I know that there are plenty of non Mormons who are nice, but in our religion we share a joy (our doctrine) that others cannot comprehend. 1 Cor. 2: 13-14 If they did they would be Mormons.
@edgar21974 Edgar, I know you think you mean well. But I don't need your doctrine to have joy. If I were going to return to being ANY kind of Christian, it WOULD NOT be Mormonism. I'm not saying that there are any of them that I WOULD return to...but Mormonism comes in dead last.
I'm sorry...did you just suggest MORMONISM?! Granted, I can't think of a single Mormon that I have ever met that wasn't just the nicest of people...
That said, magical underwear, "white" native Americans, and all of the rest of the Mormon doctrines ARE NOT in the least bit believable to me. So you will need some STRONG evidence for your claims if you expect me to buy THAT story.
@xxkedzxx there is a band of cherokee. one of my greatgrandmothers was from that band she had very light skin for being full blood native american. i seen people with darker tans than her skin. another thing is that kids in the frist gen after a mixed marrige come out with blond hair even if the neither has blond hair
@KingHeathen I have meant a moron who was a COMPLETE ass, she always yelled at her kids, she hated me because I didn't believe in the fake thing she called "god" AND I thought it was strange that she wouldn't come outside on sunday, which is like the busiest day of the week.
After watching a number of your sarcastic, arrogant (and in many ways), flat-out evil rants, there's no doubt in my mind that we are meant for each other....
very difficult to understand what you are saying as the sound is very boomy. way too much low end. might want to boost the mids and roll off the low end.
I must admit that based on the thumbnail, I thought it something on David Koresh! You looked like him in the thumnail to me.. (NOT meant to be an insult!! When I watched the video, it was obvious you weren't him.)
Could you imagine If Atheists went around door to door trying to convince people that Religion is harmful and to convert them to Atheism? Religion IS harmful to the entire earth. Look at all the killing and blaming others that goes on in the world. I worship Truth and Logic and being a good person for the sake of my fellow man. That's what I tell em when they come to my door. They walk away confused because I can talk Theology too, in fact it scares them.
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After watching a number of your sarcastic, arrogant (and in many ways), flat-out evil rants, there's no doubt whatsoever that you are a classic case of demon possession. Your demenor, your attitude, and even your black background... classic.
If you see them coming, quickly get into a towel and answer the door in only that. They will leave in a hurry. I haven't seen all the works yet, but have you done anything on sexuality, and the suppression of it by christianity? Not only homosexuality, but heterosexuality as well.
I've done a few videos on gay rights and things along that lines, but not the specific topic you bring up...though I have considered it. I couldn't quite find the angle that I thought would make for an interesting enough video.
My plan is to work it into the next big sex scandal that plays out.
If I see a Bible Thumper walking around, I make it a point to grab their attention, so they initiate a conversation with me! I love to torment them with logic! LOL!! 5 Stars Bro!
rofl. I should totally bring them in, make them a cup of tea and then get a copy of the Quran out and not let them leave till I teach them all about Allah. Im sure i'd get black-listed.
I used to be one of those people that would be knocking on doors on a Saturday morning, but luckily, after two and a half years in a fundamental baptist church, I saw it for what it was, a place of craziness.
Fundamental Christianity was my stepping stone to atheism.
Wow, great story..you sure showed her...NOT. Where was your argument? What I heard here was that you don't go to church or seek God because people look at you like an outcast. Wow, that's a great reason not to seek God. Your feelings got hurt by people. As for the daughters. Teens are teens. My teens roll their eyes also when asked to do the dishes. You are so smug and arrogant. The damage u r doing is incredible. You r actually turning people away from God bcz u got hurt feelings.....
"Teens are teens. My teens roll their eyes also when asked to do the dishes."
yes, because age has helped you in the fields of reason and logic so much. Your comment has convinced me that those teenagers are infinately smarter than you.
Actually their not smarter because my teens love to talk about God, they just hate doing the dishes. 90% of athiests project their anger and disbelief back upon humans. i.e. your insult of me not being smart. This video was made on how to handle the bible thumping 'humans" and not God. Why is that? Your core purpose is to not believe in God, yet most of these video's are aimed at people. Perhaps the problem with your disbelief is that you never look to God, just the faults of his people.
I think you missed the point. If you truly didn't believe in God, you would argue that God doesn't exist. Instead, you are mocking people in most of your videos. Your videos are for self gratification only. If entertainment is your purpose, then you're successful for your youtube buddies. But make no mistake, your mockery is aimed at people and their beliefs. You're a bully. "Hey everybody, look at this guy..haha, he believes in God...haha what a loser". Then they all laugh with you.
Actually, if you ACTUALLY pay attention to my videos you'll see that an extremely few are done in any kind of mocking fashion...the ones that are are directed SPECIFICALLY at an individual that has done something so stupid that even other religious people are embarrassed by their actions.
But like many theists, you walk around with a "persecution complex" and can't see that to be the case. You think if ANYONE says ANYTHING against your religion that we are just being mean to you.
ACTUALLY, I'm pretty easy going and confident in my convictions. I have no persecution complex. You can deny it all you want, your video's SPECIALIZE in mocking Christians. Valiant attempt to turn the table however.
Like I said...you can't see it. I mock IDIOTS. If those idiots claim to be Christian, it's a coincidence. I have many Christians that support my videos and agree with many of the things I point out. Notice how YOU aren't addressing any of the actual points I make and instead go to your talking point of "persecution" and "mockery" without actually dealing with the point of the video?
Seriously, take a step back and try to be objective.
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The only reason why this guy thinks that there uis corruption in the "Church" is probably because most religions cliam to christian are not christian in the first place. Besides Atheists believe in something...Like SELF...That's PRIDE. They will return to dust...YOU KNOW.
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Why did he give them a chance? MAybe he will learn something...NEW. I say This is HATE SPEECH!!!!! Obama passed a law against anyone that speaks against particular people...This dude can go to jail for it.
Maybe you should try saying "yes" when they ask you if you want to hear them preach. And when they start, pretend you're an idiot who doesn't get anything. Ask stupid questions, make them explain very clearly over and over again, until you burst out laughing and saying "nah, I won't convert"
sigh..... you basically told those women, "The people in Church are just like the rest of us." Coruption, hipocracy.... but Christianity should be measured by Christ, not the failures of his followers (and fake followers).
Christianity does help peoples needs, but thats not the purpose. The purpose of Christ's life and death was to help our need for a Saviour of our SINS, not a saviour for my mortgage payment.
According to your religion the fact that I was born means that i have committed sinful acts through being born with original sin? now how fair is that? why do i need some bearded weirdo to say 'O the fact you were born means that you have sinned against god' IT MAKES NO SENSE.
So I take on the sin when I am born through my parents procreating, which is acceptable in the church? again it makes no sense! anyway, what im trying to say is that I DONT NEED SAVING AS I HAVENT COMMITTED ANY 'SINS'
We don't often get Bible Bashers knocking on our doors where I live, England, but i sorely wish they would. The religion is so diminished here compared to the US, but oddly still a major influence on people. Also, Atheists are more common here so they aren't shunned like in certain areas in America, luckily for me.
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You have very effiminate mannerisms. I suspect your a homosexual. You also have an inflated opinion of your own (limited) intellect. In 5 minutes of talking you offered less substance than a freshly baked soufflé. I'd call you an atheist version of the average air-headed Christian.
Brugality, you utterly fail.. first of all, there is something called metrosexual and butch homosexual.. but that doesnt matter, because he is none of the above
If you just listened to him then you'd be able to make out your own substance of the video and topics he talked about, thats how he do it.. he presents the happenings and lets your brain prowess take over.. which is not so impressive in your case..
Hey KingHeathen, I'm sorry that people looked at you wrong and didn't make you feel welcomed. My church people come in jeans and t-shirts; even one guy, an older man in his 50s, came in his biker clothes. Clothes are clothes, and not everyone looks the same (unless twins, or whatever...lol), and even when they are twins or whatever, each person has a different personality. That comes from your soul and spirit. I pray that one day, one of my brothers, or sisters, can make you feel welcomed!
I'm not interested in going to ANY church for ANY reason...your religion is false. I don't buy it. It has nothing to do with the hypocrites inside. However, thanks to them, I got out of the church and started thinking for myself which led to my atheism.
Regardless of all that, I appreciate the sentiment behind the offer.
It sounds like typical "christian" arrogance of the mother at your door assuming that you were looking for anything. That's how they get people. They approach them and appeal to their "need". I think, personally, sitting alone with mine and accepting it as it is gets me past it better than any sorry assed church I've been to. It kinda reminds me of the buy bull's command to go into your room and pray in private...
I keep a rifle near my door and when they come which sadly I think they crossed me off their map I offer to help them get their life repoed quicker if they don't leave quickly
You seem to take great glee in making people who believe in god feel bad. What i don't understand is why do you? Most people that believe in god are for the most part good people. Im not for or against people that believe in god but i sure don't go around taunting and belittleing people that do. Why don't you get a life and stop running around like you have all the answers, because you don't let me tell you.
I'm so glad I don't get any of those people knocking on my door. The most I get is flyers.
Although there was the time when I bought a bottle of water from this guy, and he gave me a flyer that basically said I was going to hell. Is that really going to inspire people to go to church? Fear? I never comprehended the level of fear that makes people go to church and not question anything. It must feel horrible.
Haha, No i wasn't worried because it was sealed. I didn't even realize he was a nut until he said "God bless you" and gave me that flyer. Actually I assumed he was a homeless person... trying to raise money for himself. However I don't know if I'll buy water from him next time.
a Cell in the womb, at conecption, has all 100% of the genetic code for a fully individual human being. It doesnt look like a human, but to make somehting look human you just add a bunch more cells. all containing the same information, Just different informatioon is more pronounced in each one.
Deut. 1:39 "Moreover, your little ones whom you said would become a prey, and your children who at this time cannot discern between good and evil, they shall enter Canaan, and to them I will give it and they shall possess it."
The Book of Deuteronomy consists mostly of Moses reminding the Israelites of Gods goodness to them before they entered the promised Holy Land of Canaan and the laws they had to keep and follow. I am not an Israelite, but as we all know, the punishment for sin is death so an adulteress would surely die no matter what the cause.
However, only those without sin have the right to condemn and there has only been one person ever to live without sin, and that is Jesus Christ. So, no man or woman wouldve had the right to stone another sinner, which would be murder. Do not ask me why Moses added this law specifically to the Bible for I cannot comprehend the wisdom of God.
Also, I have given you the best answers I have currently; it may not be right Im no theologian. This is only my assumption. Once I find the completely correct answer onto a Christians view on Deuteronomy I will contact you. But, I do know this: a Christian believes in every little part of the Gospel.
It seems to me that if every word of the bible is true then any woman accused of not being a virgin on her wedding night MUST be stoned unless she can prove otherwise. This is what the bible commands and all true christians should demand that such a law be passed.
You can't claim that the bible is inerrant and then pick and choose which parts to follow. That would be hypocrisy.
You anger me. I preach just the same message that you've said to me. We must NOT PICK AND CHOOSE which parts to believe and if I can proove that we must stone woman for being unpure, then I'll believe it true.
But if I can proove diffrent, I'll oppose it. God has said, thou shall not kill. So, obviously, YOU AREN'T GETTING THE WHOLE PICTURE. Neither am I, but I am actually seeking the answer, when you seem satisfied with your own. Like I've said, once I find the answer, I'll contact you. You must read the full Bible like a book completely to understand it; and I haven't finished it yet.
If you haven't forgot, I'm still trying to find a solid answer on your question about the Old Covenant. From some people I've heard what I already told your; from others I've heard we only follow the New Covenant and the Ten Commandements are God's nature, so we must follow them. However, the second theory seemed strange since all of His other laws would also show his nature, which I know they do, so why not folow them? I'm sorry it's taken so long but I haven't forgot and I'll keep searching.
actually Muleslax, that commandment is a mistranslation. It should read, "Thou shalt not MURDER"...a slight difference from not "killing". The Bible orders the death of many people for many reasons and it is very clear that death by stoning is how you deal with the rule breakers.
I did know that the word "kill", at the time written, meant murder, and smite meant "kill" in today's sense. Anyways, I had better start collecting rocks.
It is not a sin to fight in a war, there are Christians in the army. It is not a sin to defend yourself or another. Yes, I do believe that God wanted to forbid only MURDER, considering he has killed people himself.
Read the Bible with the same mood as the people who wrote it had, to understand it. The exact meanings of words change through generations. At the time the Bible was written, the word kill was used to show evil, but smite/slay were used to identify the ending of a life, as would be almost the opposite of today's interpretations. It is not a mistranslation, but a lack of prior knowledge on the readers part.
catholics aren't Christians, they're catholics and it's a cult. Christianity says repentance and faith in Jesus ALONE gets one to heaven. the occult of the dead woman says one can work their way to heaven and they can also come by way of mary or the pope, not Jesus alone. VERRRRRY different. hope that sheds some light
once a bible thumper came to our door... and my grannie who is an armenian gypsy answered.. the weirdo asked her what she thought of the bible... she smiled and said... "it does't quite compare to charman ultra soft but it has helped me through times of holy shit..."
i don't believe in god, therefore that makes me an atheist. and about that crap about god not believing in atheists, if we were to put it to a test, atheists actually have a physical mass, where's god's physical mass hmm?
I've always wanted to have the chance to challenge those that come to my door thumpin' their good 'ol Bibles, but the only time they've approached me is when I was alone walking down the street to a job interview, so I didn't have time, damn it.
the only times bible nuts have come around my door was 1, when i wasn't really sure how to arguee with them 2, when i was moving house, and the guy still wanted to talk. Ugh
thoes people woke me up at 6 am! wtf im 15 i don't need a bunch of idiots wakeing me up and trying to convert me. and one of the converters was my neighbor... so im tired, hungry and stareing at three people who start talking about god. finding the problems with the bible is normaly easy for me but i couldn't find one in my state so i said "I'm an atheist and get off my door step, come back in 5 hours for a fair argument." so they left and they actully came back...an annoying 20mins of religion.
The best argument I know against these religious monkeys is to suggest that the Bible was in fact written by the devil to corrupt gods people and ensnare them in the his greatest trap. Then everything they say can be turned against them. And that revelations is when he shall reveal himself to the gullible - God created man with free will I say and the devil wrote the bible to prove god infallible - which the followers of the bible are helping confirm! That upsets them!
ok, to the whole church thing, there are a few churches which are very open minded and
welcoming. there are also some positives to going to these churchs. my family's (excluding me of course) church has many many charities. but that being said, the bible is a load of bullshit and like you said some churchs are too. BTW im atheist.
It's true, they drag there poor kids to their door-to-door witnessing because they think you're less likely to be mean to them. Human shields.
fdasherv 7 months ago
Little confused as to how this video has the likes/dislikes about half and half.
Aarixan 8 months ago
lmao
Aosgood94 10 months ago
One time, someone drove up to a house I was renting with some friends, to have their little girl give me a pamphlet and tell me "You're all going to hell" she turned around before I could say anything and got back in the truck and they both drove off. I couldn't help but wonder, "How did she know?"
Apparently word had gotten out that non-god-fearing people lived there, so they earned some badge by pulling a drive-by. Just one more person teaching their kids to be idiots. Dont live in the south
o0smokingmonk0o 10 months ago
I am an athiest and I pick up women at church because all that talk of sex being dirty and wrong makes them super horny LMAO. I hope one day religion is forgotten so humanity can worry about more important and real issues we face.
MrROTD 10 months ago
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DAVETHELOSTCAMPER 11 months ago
Try doing that shit in Salt Lake Utah man...i swear as soon as I started talking about the flaws some of the old ladies sitting next to me reached for her gun...
Gazgule 11 months ago
I used to get visits from a pair of 'witnesses' on a regular basis. I would invite them into my home for debate. They would pose an excerpt from scripture and I would question it and bring up a verse that conflicts with their statement. After a dozen or more visits, they stopped. Soon another pair started visiting. I asked about the first and in a hushed tone they said; "They aren't with the church anymore." I now have two notches on the door jam and a whole church full to go.
stiltmeister 1 year ago 16
@stiltmeister Nicely done.
KingHeathen 1 year ago
@stiltmeister Fuckenegh.
clawdfrawg 1 year ago
@stiltmeister well done for real, you won an eternity in hell.
sheyla2003 11 months ago
One time I was approached by a pair of religious solicitors while I was washing my truck. I told them that I'm an atheist. One of them said "What do you think is going to happen?" (I assume she was talking about afterlife or some crap). I said, "I think what's going to happen is you're going to get back in your car and leave. Guess who's right?" They left!
jsuttonus 1 year ago 3
@jsuttonus LOL....brilliant.
KingHeathen 1 year ago
@jsuttonus it's brilliant, for a person who wants alot of enemies. A true good person only has satan and fools for their enemy. while you made 2 in just 20 secs, i can't imagine how much enemies you have now
sheyla2003 11 months ago
Ha ha ha!! I love that! "Don't bring your kids with you... Because I will turn them into atheist." PRICELESS.
ksniveegirl 1 year ago
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING JEFFREY DAHMER!!
FuckTheAmazingCunt 1 year ago
@FuckTheAmazingCunt And you look like an immature moron. Please grow up or you won't be welcome on my channel.
KingHeathen 1 year ago
@KingHeathen
You do not look like Jeffrey Dalmer. Jeff was very scruffy looking and dissheveled. You on the other hand carry a refined style of a super-concious individual. I like your videos.
AugustusLarch 11 months ago
@FuckTheAmazingCunt Grow up or you won't be welcome in satan's hell channel XP . all children are pure, so stay pure and don't listen to satan, he only wants you to grow up so he can drag you to hell
sheyla2003 11 months ago
"dont bring ur kids with you.. cuz ill turn em into Atheists."
QUICK MAKE A 'bring ur kids to Bible Thumping at KingHeathen's house' DAY!!!!
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pocketmoney123 1 year ago
I totally agree with this, another thing is 90% of people I know who are bi-sexual or gay AND believe there is a god, WILL NOT come out and say it in church, its because they will HATE you and try to "convert" you, they know that, and its true, what kind of "god" would think this the wrong thing to do? I mean he is "SUPPOSE" to love us no matter what, right?
foofiter9097 1 year ago
@foofiter9097 Yeah. It saddens me that my queer brothers and sisters have to put up with such bullcrap. :/ It is a very unnecessary frustration.
LicoriceLain 1 year ago
be confident in what you believe go to the church it might help build your case.
DIEGOPSYCHE 1 year ago
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DIEGOPSYCHE 1 year ago
Ra'men! Keep up the stance against idiocracy!
Kalidopy 1 year ago
fair enough. good luck in all that you do.
edgar21974 1 year ago
I must be YouTube ignorant. I'm trying to attach a video from FairLDS.org on YouTube, but I can't seem to do it. If you would look up "Book of Mormon being confirmed?" on YouTube, this clip isn't showing you evidence, but it states that, since the time of Joseph Smith, all the archeological evidences which were not revealed at the time, are slowly but surely being discovered. I think it said 85% up to this point. Fairlds has a lot of archeologists and historians on their YouTube page.
edgar21974 1 year ago
@edgar21974 I'm familiar with these absurd "archeological" claims and no accredited archeologists buys ANY of it. It's been thoroughly debunked as not just inaccurate, but a FRAUD.
KingHeathen 1 year ago 2
I appreciate the fact that you consider us nice rather than evil, like many others do. Just so you know we don't believe our garments (underwear) are to be magical, at least no Mormon that I know. As far as doctrine which you suggest needs strong evidence, I need a few examples. I would like you to know that there are a lot of rumors about our church and it's doctrine.
edgar21974 1 year ago
@edgar21974 I was just hoping that if your heart isn't to far from God, that you could just read the BoM. Since you've read (I presume) the Bible and don't believe, I figured it wouldn't hurt, except that you could give it a chance. It has some pretty neat stories. There's a reason behind us being nice. I know that there are plenty of non Mormons who are nice, but in our religion we share a joy (our doctrine) that others cannot comprehend. 1 Cor. 2: 13-14 If they did they would be Mormons.
edgar21974 1 year ago
@edgar21974 Edgar, I know you think you mean well. But I don't need your doctrine to have joy. If I were going to return to being ANY kind of Christian, it WOULD NOT be Mormonism. I'm not saying that there are any of them that I WOULD return to...but Mormonism comes in dead last.
KingHeathen 1 year ago 3
it seems like you've already given up on God. may I ask, have you ever tried reading the Book of Mormon? just visit mormon.org to get a free copy.
edgar21974 1 year ago
@edgar21974 *spit take*
I'm sorry...did you just suggest MORMONISM?! Granted, I can't think of a single Mormon that I have ever met that wasn't just the nicest of people...
That said, magical underwear, "white" native Americans, and all of the rest of the Mormon doctrines ARE NOT in the least bit believable to me. So you will need some STRONG evidence for your claims if you expect me to buy THAT story.
KingHeathen 1 year ago
@KingHeathen Lol I agree. It's just stupid. White native Americans? Really? People believe that shit?
xxkedzxx 1 year ago
@xxkedzxx there is a band of cherokee. one of my greatgrandmothers was from that band she had very light skin for being full blood native american. i seen people with darker tans than her skin. another thing is that kids in the frist gen after a mixed marrige come out with blond hair even if the neither has blond hair
kokofan50 1 year ago
@kokofan50 You said light skinned, not white. There are light skinned blacks, yet, they're still not white.
xxkedzxx 1 year ago
@KingHeathen I have meant a moron who was a COMPLETE ass, she always yelled at her kids, she hated me because I didn't believe in the fake thing she called "god" AND I thought it was strange that she wouldn't come outside on sunday, which is like the busiest day of the week.
foofiter9097 1 year ago
After watching a number of your sarcastic, arrogant (and in many ways), flat-out evil rants, there's no doubt in my mind that we are meant for each other....
Marry me! <3
RiotGurlie7 1 year ago
haha. "don't bring your kids with you. i'll turn 'em into atheists."
foxeagal 1 year ago
very difficult to understand what you are saying as the sound is very boomy. way too much low end. might want to boost the mids and roll off the low end.
brownbigb 1 year ago
The bible is a terrible terrible translation of Egypt"s philosophy. Simple as that
yesthatCory808 1 year ago
I must admit that based on the thumbnail, I thought it something on David Koresh! You looked like him in the thumnail to me.. (NOT meant to be an insult!! When I watched the video, it was obvious you weren't him.)
KungFuRascals3 1 year ago
@KungFuRascals3 I've been called worse.
KingHeathen 1 year ago
Could you imagine If Atheists went around door to door trying to convince people that Religion is harmful and to convert them to Atheism? Religion IS harmful to the entire earth. Look at all the killing and blaming others that goes on in the world. I worship Truth and Logic and being a good person for the sake of my fellow man. That's what I tell em when they come to my door. They walk away confused because I can talk Theology too, in fact it scares them.
MrROTD 1 year ago
"Lock the door behind them, and let the fun begin" *Mind drifts, then I snap back to earth*
Sorry, I just watched Saw 6
dragonddff 1 year ago
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After watching a number of your sarcastic, arrogant (and in many ways), flat-out evil rants, there's no doubt whatsoever that you are a classic case of demon possession. Your demenor, your attitude, and even your black background... classic.
DelusionTerminator 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!
Right...that's what it is...I'm possessed by a demon.
Thanks for sharing, the lovely nurse will get you your medication now.
KingHeathen 1 year ago 16
@KingHeathen now now be nice, *chuckles* black background xD
ameldia 1 year ago
@KingHeathen Don't try to hide it King! I so totally heard Behemoth in the background! You even said "*cough* SATAN! *cough*"
XD
dragonddff 1 year ago
@DelusionTerminator if youm think that about this guy, you'd be really scared of me ;)
brownbigb 1 year ago
If you see them coming, quickly get into a towel and answer the door in only that. They will leave in a hurry. I haven't seen all the works yet, but have you done anything on sexuality, and the suppression of it by christianity? Not only homosexuality, but heterosexuality as well.
itbevee 1 year ago
I've done a few videos on gay rights and things along that lines, but not the specific topic you bring up...though I have considered it. I couldn't quite find the angle that I thought would make for an interesting enough video.
My plan is to work it into the next big sex scandal that plays out.
KingHeathen 1 year ago
If I see a Bible Thumper walking around, I make it a point to grab their attention, so they initiate a conversation with me! I love to torment them with logic! LOL!! 5 Stars Bro!
platefullofbacon 1 year ago
I just greet them with "PRAISE ALLAH!"
They leave right away.
popeye1250 2 years ago
rofl. I should totally bring them in, make them a cup of tea and then get a copy of the Quran out and not let them leave till I teach them all about Allah. Im sure i'd get black-listed.
ShadowofProclimaton 2 years ago
I used to be one of those people that would be knocking on doors on a Saturday morning, but luckily, after two and a half years in a fundamental baptist church, I saw it for what it was, a place of craziness.
Fundamental Christianity was my stepping stone to atheism.
88ragtime 2 years ago
i share a similar story
coolbeens21 2 years ago
Wow, great story..you sure showed her...NOT. Where was your argument? What I heard here was that you don't go to church or seek God because people look at you like an outcast. Wow, that's a great reason not to seek God. Your feelings got hurt by people. As for the daughters. Teens are teens. My teens roll their eyes also when asked to do the dishes. You are so smug and arrogant. The damage u r doing is incredible. You r actually turning people away from God bcz u got hurt feelings.....
drewbloom34 2 years ago
Uh....no...not even close. Watch a few more of my videos and you'll possibly start to see more of the actual picture.
KingHeathen 2 years ago
"Teens are teens. My teens roll their eyes also when asked to do the dishes."
yes, because age has helped you in the fields of reason and logic so much. Your comment has convinced me that those teenagers are infinately smarter than you.
ShadowofProclimaton 2 years ago
Actually their not smarter because my teens love to talk about God, they just hate doing the dishes. 90% of athiests project their anger and disbelief back upon humans. i.e. your insult of me not being smart. This video was made on how to handle the bible thumping 'humans" and not God. Why is that? Your core purpose is to not believe in God, yet most of these video's are aimed at people. Perhaps the problem with your disbelief is that you never look to God, just the faults of his people.
drewbloom34 2 years ago
they are aimed at people because GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
It's astounding that you don't understand that premise even if you don't agree with it.
KingHeathen 2 years ago
I think you missed the point. If you truly didn't believe in God, you would argue that God doesn't exist. Instead, you are mocking people in most of your videos. Your videos are for self gratification only. If entertainment is your purpose, then you're successful for your youtube buddies. But make no mistake, your mockery is aimed at people and their beliefs. You're a bully. "Hey everybody, look at this guy..haha, he believes in God...haha what a loser". Then they all laugh with you.
drewbloom34 2 years ago
Actually, if you ACTUALLY pay attention to my videos you'll see that an extremely few are done in any kind of mocking fashion...the ones that are are directed SPECIFICALLY at an individual that has done something so stupid that even other religious people are embarrassed by their actions.
But like many theists, you walk around with a "persecution complex" and can't see that to be the case. You think if ANYONE says ANYTHING against your religion that we are just being mean to you.
KingHeathen 2 years ago
ACTUALLY, I'm pretty easy going and confident in my convictions. I have no persecution complex. You can deny it all you want, your video's SPECIALIZE in mocking Christians. Valiant attempt to turn the table however.
drewbloom34 2 years ago
Like I said...you can't see it. I mock IDIOTS. If those idiots claim to be Christian, it's a coincidence. I have many Christians that support my videos and agree with many of the things I point out. Notice how YOU aren't addressing any of the actual points I make and instead go to your talking point of "persecution" and "mockery" without actually dealing with the point of the video?
Seriously, take a step back and try to be objective.
KingHeathen 2 years ago
He looks like DJ Mark Farina. hehe.
meltingtype 2 years ago
yay! \o/ mushroom jazz rocks
rrrandommman 2 years ago
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The only reason why this guy thinks that there uis corruption in the "Church" is probably because most religions cliam to christian are not christian in the first place. Besides Atheists believe in something...Like SELF...That's PRIDE. They will return to dust...YOU KNOW.
redrulesnow 2 years ago
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Why did he give them a chance? MAybe he will learn something...NEW. I say This is HATE SPEECH!!!!! Obama passed a law against anyone that speaks against particular people...This dude can go to jail for it.
redrulesnow 2 years ago
wow, dude, stop trolling. this isn't hate speech, he merely stated the facts.
MetaLMunchies 2 years ago
@redrulesnow
You're a dumb ass that doesn't know what he's talking about, if there is such a law, it's unconstitutional.
Dickhead.
88ragtime 2 years ago
Maybe you should try saying "yes" when they ask you if you want to hear them preach. And when they start, pretend you're an idiot who doesn't get anything. Ask stupid questions, make them explain very clearly over and over again, until you burst out laughing and saying "nah, I won't convert"
wehavebiscuits 2 years ago
Haha dude youre awesome! I love arguing theists!
Blodslav 2 years ago
sigh..... you basically told those women, "The people in Church are just like the rest of us." Coruption, hipocracy.... but Christianity should be measured by Christ, not the failures of his followers (and fake followers).
Christianity does help peoples needs, but thats not the purpose. The purpose of Christ's life and death was to help our need for a Saviour of our SINS, not a saviour for my mortgage payment.
joshdavidian 2 years ago
By all means, please explain why we need saving of our sins, and also please define exactly what a sin is.
And I would also like for you to tell me what exactly constitutes as a fake follower, or who they are.
pokekid716 2 years ago
According to your religion the fact that I was born means that i have committed sinful acts through being born with original sin? now how fair is that? why do i need some bearded weirdo to say 'O the fact you were born means that you have sinned against god' IT MAKES NO SENSE.
So I take on the sin when I am born through my parents procreating, which is acceptable in the church? again it makes no sense! anyway, what im trying to say is that I DONT NEED SAVING AS I HAVENT COMMITTED ANY 'SINS'
farmer1123 2 years ago 8
oooooooooooh nice story xD
Yony42 2 years ago
We don't often get Bible Bashers knocking on our doors where I live, England, but i sorely wish they would. The religion is so diminished here compared to the US, but oddly still a major influence on people. Also, Atheists are more common here so they aren't shunned like in certain areas in America, luckily for me.
robbo352 2 years ago
And I live in Sweden so I have even less religious people than you. And also less tea
wehavebiscuits 2 years ago
love the ending!!!
12gerhard34 2 years ago
man I wish we had thumpers here thay sound like so much fun
hens0w 2 years ago
What can I say, you deserve your own TV-network. Pure entertaining with a touch of reality. Maybe you're the next Bill Maher, who knows.
IBTYBTYAR 2 years ago
Fail.
vitopsp1 2 years ago
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You have very effiminate mannerisms. I suspect your a homosexual. You also have an inflated opinion of your own (limited) intellect. In 5 minutes of talking you offered less substance than a freshly baked soufflé. I'd call you an atheist version of the average air-headed Christian.
Brugality 2 years ago
Brugality, you utterly fail.. first of all, there is something called metrosexual and butch homosexual.. but that doesnt matter, because he is none of the above
If you just listened to him then you'd be able to make out your own substance of the video and topics he talked about, thats how he do it.. he presents the happenings and lets your brain prowess take over.. which is not so impressive in your case..
"dont take my word for it, think for yourself"
KarinMikazuki 2 years ago
I tried to offer them the Portable Atheist but they weren't interested in discussion on that topic. Oh well.
3kadamba3 2 years ago
I LOVE talking to door knocking proselytizers about their Bible...at least I do when I don't have anything better to do.
AntigoneRisen 2 years ago
Hey KingHeathen, I'm sorry that people looked at you wrong and didn't make you feel welcomed. My church people come in jeans and t-shirts; even one guy, an older man in his 50s, came in his biker clothes. Clothes are clothes, and not everyone looks the same (unless twins, or whatever...lol), and even when they are twins or whatever, each person has a different personality. That comes from your soul and spirit. I pray that one day, one of my brothers, or sisters, can make you feel welcomed!
TheBlackDragon777 2 years ago
I'm not interested in going to ANY church for ANY reason...your religion is false. I don't buy it. It has nothing to do with the hypocrites inside. However, thanks to them, I got out of the church and started thinking for myself which led to my atheism.
Regardless of all that, I appreciate the sentiment behind the offer.
KingHeathen 2 years ago
Good on ya man ;) Finally nice to know people are startin too look at reality more and more.
Ethaninja 2 years ago
It sounds like typical "christian" arrogance of the mother at your door assuming that you were looking for anything. That's how they get people. They approach them and appeal to their "need". I think, personally, sitting alone with mine and accepting it as it is gets me past it better than any sorry assed church I've been to. It kinda reminds me of the buy bull's command to go into your room and pray in private...
richwfd 2 years ago
I keep a rifle near my door and when they come which sadly I think they crossed me off their map I offer to help them get their life repoed quicker if they don't leave quickly
youngmotorhead 2 years ago
"Sure what do you want to know?"
lol
mtanti87 2 years ago
good points.
martysaysso 2 years ago
You seem to take great glee in making people who believe in god feel bad. What i don't understand is why do you? Most people that believe in god are for the most part good people. Im not for or against people that believe in god but i sure don't go around taunting and belittleing people that do. Why don't you get a life and stop running around like you have all the answers, because you don't let me tell you.
DOCBAR84 2 years ago
"Most people that believe in god are for the most part good people."
But most people that push there beliefs deserve to be pushed back.
No one made you watch this video. I didn't come to your house with a laptop and force you to watch it.
See the difference?
KingHeathen 2 years ago
What the thumpers don't understand is that the more they speak the more convinced reasonable people are that they're nuts.
sweetsweatyfeet 2 years ago
I'm so glad I don't get any of those people knocking on my door. The most I get is flyers.
Although there was the time when I bought a bottle of water from this guy, and he gave me a flyer that basically said I was going to hell. Is that really going to inspire people to go to church? Fear? I never comprehended the level of fear that makes people go to church and not question anything. It must feel horrible.
dearallyson 3 years ago 2
I'd be scared to drink anything from someone like that...Kool Aid comes to mind here.
KingHeathen 3 years ago
Haha, No i wasn't worried because it was sealed. I didn't even realize he was a nut until he said "God bless you" and gave me that flyer. Actually I assumed he was a homeless person... trying to raise money for himself. However I don't know if I'll buy water from him next time.
dearallyson 3 years ago
LOL....Jones town.
Face2nutts 3 years ago 3
Oh man, I can't wait till they stop by me again!
bellyofadolphin 3 years ago
Hey you forgot to say: Don't take my word for it. Think for yourself.
NearVSMello 3 years ago
I think this one was before I started doing that.
KingHeathen 3 years ago
lol
WeAreMany1707 3 years ago
i agree with you on the missionaries thing, i think we atheist should really reach out to people at appropriate times
dorkydevil 3 years ago
I like you ! You had some very good points !
ikinmoore 3 years ago
Have a few more beers then tell us about it. You say there is no God, well that means Satan is smarter. Satan believes there is God and fears him.
gijoeredneckrambo 3 years ago
Where does the bible say that all abortion is murder? I can't find thta passage.
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
a Cell in the womb, at conecption, has all 100% of the genetic code for a fully individual human being. It doesnt look like a human, but to make somehting look human you just add a bunch more cells. all containing the same information, Just different informatioon is more pronounced in each one.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Since said cell is human, and abortion removes the cells/embryo thus killing it. Abortion kills a fully individual human.
And since the killing is for personal reasons or comfort, then I consider it under the catalague of murder.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
However, I repeat that your God is then the biggest murderer of all.
KingHeathen 3 years ago
So killing a single cell is murder? Do you seriously believe this?
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
Deut. 1:39 "Moreover, your little ones whom you said would become a prey, and your children who at this time cannot discern between good and evil, they shall enter Canaan, and to them I will give it and they shall possess it."
MULESLAX 3 years ago
To you agree with what the bible says in Deuteronomy 22:31-21?
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
HAHA, there is no "Deuteronomy 22:31. Infact, you're counting backwards.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Sorry. I meant Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
The Book of Deuteronomy consists mostly of Moses reminding the Israelites of Gods goodness to them before they entered the promised Holy Land of Canaan and the laws they had to keep and follow. I am not an Israelite, but as we all know, the punishment for sin is death so an adulteress would surely die no matter what the cause.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
However, only those without sin have the right to condemn and there has only been one person ever to live without sin, and that is Jesus Christ. So, no man or woman wouldve had the right to stone another sinner, which would be murder. Do not ask me why Moses added this law specifically to the Bible for I cannot comprehend the wisdom of God.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Also, I have given you the best answers I have currently; it may not be right Im no theologian. This is only my assumption. Once I find the completely correct answer onto a Christians view on Deuteronomy I will contact you. But, I do know this: a Christian believes in every little part of the Gospel.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
It seems to me that if every word of the bible is true then any woman accused of not being a virgin on her wedding night MUST be stoned unless she can prove otherwise. This is what the bible commands and all true christians should demand that such a law be passed.
You can't claim that the bible is inerrant and then pick and choose which parts to follow. That would be hypocrisy.
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
You anger me. I preach just the same message that you've said to me. We must NOT PICK AND CHOOSE which parts to believe and if I can proove that we must stone woman for being unpure, then I'll believe it true.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
But if I can proove diffrent, I'll oppose it. God has said, thou shall not kill. So, obviously, YOU AREN'T GETTING THE WHOLE PICTURE. Neither am I, but I am actually seeking the answer, when you seem satisfied with your own. Like I've said, once I find the answer, I'll contact you. You must read the full Bible like a book completely to understand it; and I haven't finished it yet.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Fair enough. Good luck in your search.
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
Thank you.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
If you haven't forgot, I'm still trying to find a solid answer on your question about the Old Covenant. From some people I've heard what I already told your; from others I've heard we only follow the New Covenant and the Ten Commandements are God's nature, so we must follow them. However, the second theory seemed strange since all of His other laws would also show his nature, which I know they do, so why not folow them? I'm sorry it's taken so long but I haven't forgot and I'll keep searching.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
actually Muleslax, that commandment is a mistranslation. It should read, "Thou shalt not MURDER"...a slight difference from not "killing". The Bible orders the death of many people for many reasons and it is very clear that death by stoning is how you deal with the rule breakers.
KingHeathen 3 years ago
I did know that the word "kill", at the time written, meant murder, and smite meant "kill" in today's sense. Anyways, I had better start collecting rocks.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
So is it moral to kill someone for working on the Sabbath?
KingHeathen 3 years ago
Yes
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Really? How can you justify this?
MGCAUSTIN 3 years ago
You find that moral? You are a sick and twisted individual and should be locked away before you hurt anyone.
BTW, looks like morality is subjective, huh?
KingHeathen 3 years ago
nevermind.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Seems that the writers of the commandments wanted to leave the door open for their "wholy wars" eh?
rkcoon 3 years ago
It is not a sin to fight in a war, there are Christians in the army. It is not a sin to defend yourself or another. Yes, I do believe that God wanted to forbid only MURDER, considering he has killed people himself.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
Morality IS subjective.
dirtydeedz161 3 years ago
So what else can Kill mean?????
TheSilentOtaku 3 years ago
Read the Bible with the same mood as the people who wrote it had, to understand it. The exact meanings of words change through generations. At the time the Bible was written, the word kill was used to show evil, but smite/slay were used to identify the ending of a life, as would be almost the opposite of today's interpretations. It is not a mistranslation, but a lack of prior knowledge on the readers part.
MULESLAX 3 years ago
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repent and turn to Jesus
MULESLAX 3 years ago
no.
KingHeathen 3 years ago
Well said, man. Well said.
Vehementi 3 years ago
-.- too slow! didnt watch or enjoy
Dsi1ver 3 years ago
It's still focal around the bible. And he's still a bible thumper: Always saying that we're not right with jesus.
SCRulerShinoda 3 years ago
Do you know what it's like to have a bible thumper in the family? It's just terrible. Damn Catholicism.
SCRulerShinoda 3 years ago
catholics aren't Christians, they're catholics and it's a cult. Christianity says repentance and faith in Jesus ALONE gets one to heaven. the occult of the dead woman says one can work their way to heaven and they can also come by way of mary or the pope, not Jesus alone. VERRRRRY different. hope that sheds some light
filoIII 3 years ago
too bad the bible thumper didn't share her sentiment
meowchi87 3 years ago
once a bible thumper came to our door... and my grannie who is an armenian gypsy answered.. the weirdo asked her what she thought of the bible... she smiled and said... "it does't quite compare to charman ultra soft but it has helped me through times of holy shit..."
meowchi87 3 years ago 2
fucking amazing.
bl4ckd0g187 3 years ago
i agree... she came by it honestly!
meowchi87 3 years ago
I think I'll be using that line occasionally. tell your gramma I said thanks for that one liner.
bl4ckd0g187 3 years ago
Priceless line.
Akulshae 3 years ago
i think its only fair if they can come to your door and talk about religion if you can talk about atheism
wookieeyoda 3 years ago 2
Wookie- As a Christian I would agree.I personally love the dialog about different beliefs and understandings.Good post.
HCPROPHETICTIM 3 years ago
"i think its only fair if they can come to your door and talk about religion if you can talk about atheism"
Door... internet... Yeah, that's the same thing isin't it?
SamTay04 3 years ago
that's fine, considering there's no such thing as an atheist.
filoIII 3 years ago
ok if there is no such thing as an athiest then i dont exist and you are argueing with your self
wookieeyoda 3 years ago
hes right filoll
LostLover909 3 years ago
i don't believe in god, therefore that makes me an atheist. and about that crap about god not believing in atheists, if we were to put it to a test, atheists actually have a physical mass, where's god's physical mass hmm?
circuscommando 3 years ago
I opened the door without my shirt on.
Exposing my rather violent tattoos.
They left right away, and they have never showed up since.
baldurus1 3 years ago
I need to get some tattoos........ ;)
bl4ckd0g187 3 years ago
lol thats funny, maybe i should come to your house :) jk
peacepaige 3 years ago
You are AWESOME!!!!
communicationsdude 3 years ago
*Strikes an "AWESOME" pose*
KingHeathen 3 years ago
KingHeathen, this video truly, truly, made my day. Thank you for the common sense you bring into the world.
Gameplayr8891 3 years ago
I've always wanted to have the chance to challenge those that come to my door thumpin' their good 'ol Bibles, but the only time they've approached me is when I was alone walking down the street to a job interview, so I didn't have time, damn it.
sumfamousperson17 3 years ago
the only times bible nuts have come around my door was 1, when i wasn't really sure how to arguee with them 2, when i was moving house, and the guy still wanted to talk. Ugh
canti1988 3 years ago
Every time they come to my door...
They seem to think i'll be up at 4:00 A.M....
They assume i'll be happy to see them every time...
They think the sign that says "NO SOLICITING" means "COME AND RING MY DOORBELL 15 TIMES."
They think it's ok to look through my windows...
PunksNotDead949 3 years ago
thoes people woke me up at 6 am! wtf im 15 i don't need a bunch of idiots wakeing me up and trying to convert me. and one of the converters was my neighbor... so im tired, hungry and stareing at three people who start talking about god. finding the problems with the bible is normaly easy for me but i couldn't find one in my state so i said "I'm an atheist and get off my door step, come back in 5 hours for a fair argument." so they left and they actully came back...an annoying 20mins of religion.
LivingLifeftw101 3 years ago 2
Any Jesus-minions who meet the KingHeathen gonna get OWNED.
chailizard 3 years ago 2
The best argument I know against these religious monkeys is to suggest that the Bible was in fact written by the devil to corrupt gods people and ensnare them in the his greatest trap. Then everything they say can be turned against them. And that revelations is when he shall reveal himself to the gullible - God created man with free will I say and the devil wrote the bible to prove god infallible - which the followers of the bible are helping confirm! That upsets them!
LOOPGRINDER 3 years ago
Hah! I laughed at "Sure no problem, what do you want to know?"
ervin2 3 years ago 2
ok, to the whole church thing, there are a few churches which are very open minded and
welcoming. there are also some positives to going to these churchs. my family's (excluding me of course) church has many many charities. but that being said, the bible is a load of bullshit and like you said some churchs are too. BTW im atheist.
morimoko 3 years ago 2
you're the greatest kingheathen
d3rkaderk4 3 years ago 4
The ending was perhaps the best moment I've watched on any of your videos. Good work.
oSoxSwoosh 3 years ago 2
"Sure, no problem. What do you want to know?"
lol very nice
urantivirus 3 years ago
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FUCK YOU COMMUNIST HAG
IM DONEH ERE!