Sonichu - Episode 21! The Audiobook! "Director Amenities" Part 9!

[anteatereaterant]

Wait, Sonichu takes a bunch of broads he didnt even know, and could have been lying for all he knew, to a home like he's frigging Mother Teresa. Then when he finds a down on his luck homeless man on the street, plagued by an addiction no less, he talks to him like he's dirt? What kind of fucking hero is he? Did that homeless guy's noticable lack of boobs and exposition turn him into a condescending asshole?

[epiclulz66]

6:57 HYPNOTOAD HYPNOTOAD HYPNOTOAD

[SuperSalad88]

6:20

How did you think the moon-pals got all that weed? Thanks Inos!

[sango290]

ALSO, RAPE

[fighter009]

6:30 It's Sonichu. He's controlling us. That tune is his mind control music.

[RandomCommenterful]

How long can this story be dragged on? I'm at the ninth part! THE NINTH PART!

[thgodofwar]

Here's something i just thought up: it seems that marijuana in the city of CWCville is banned.

My question is: If marijuana is banned entirely, (like for medical use) what happens if someone is forced to be on chemo therapy?

Will that man will be booted out of the city?

[pochopaz7381]

The characters are bland as hell! T_T

[TAXEXEMPTION]

'smoking drugs are illegal in this city'

so i guess cocaine, heroin, etc are legal.

[HellequinQueen]

Inos , the Irish sounding rasta , nice .

[NyxFTW]

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fucking sick of it

[SmashBroDx]

@NyxFTW

Now just the ladies!!

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[Oldeehhzz]

I can read you like an open book! I see you like to hear Dethchemist fight insanity as he reads terrible comics. Super rape made me laugh my ass off.

[mxc82]

Racist bastard on rostifarian people. You should have played bob marley music.

[JKDissection]

My theory is that Inos was the last of the Cwcville resistance, helping citizens cope with the horror of living under Chris' sweaty thumb by distributing weed. Since Magi-chan reads minds for homosexuality, Inos' weed helped the gays of cwcville escape the thought police. Upon seeing the uberpowered Chris and sonichu and hearing the homosexuality had been 'cured' by Chris' biological terrorism, he made a final defiant act by not only smoking his last hash in public, but offering it to sonichu.

[Jayday12345678910]

super rape

[Undeadguy95]

Psyko mantischu!

[SchedeenIndeed]

Why is he yellow again? And why are they in a college? I thought she was in a high school now and that bvasjkahjkarfgkljvfdsjkdvfjkls­bf

[HyrAyl]

Man this stuff is so bo.... MUST KILL LINCOLN

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

Oh my god. Super-rape. Between super-rape and Gay Dethchemist, this is officially the best part of the audiobook.

[IDeafpool]

HYPNOHYPNOHYPNO! vivitheg is brainwashing us!

[Athils]

Smoking are illegal. Grammar am pointless. Sonichu be stupid.

[4evaSuperChick]

Lol I lost it at "Freshly donated"

hahahahaha

[TiffanyDoll]

also

rape

[MalchikBlue]

Hour-long sessions of SUPER RAPE!

[TAXEXEMPTION]

pea-souper fog in london. lol'd.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

FUCK YEAH. cable tv.

[phoenixhart17]

HYPNOTOADHYPNOTOADHYPNOTOADHYP­NOTOAD

[phoenixhart17]

SUPER RAEP!

FUCK YEAH!

[ibondurmom]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I DON'T NEED TO LIVE ANYMORE

I SAT THROUGH CHRIS' COMICS TOO LONG AHH FUCK.

I fucking cried when he said super rape with his regular voice.

[Fantome001]

Walsh and Graduon should've died a long time ago.

[krilc]

420 SMOKE WEED ERRDAY

[shadowluma]

Soup Hotels = The worst punishment ever.

[Extra365]

HYPNOTOAD

[IconOfSin24148]

This just really reminds me of some communist dictatorship, sheesh. CWCville.

Use Polyushka Polye someday for a song in an audiobook lol :P

[TKGB2006]

Finally, a character we can all relate to in this comic: INOS!

[GoldNCase]

SUPER RAPE FTW!

[Nijhia]

what is that song @ 7:39? Is that Shadow of the Colossus? Skies of Arcadia?

[Nebr66]

Is it me or does what the basement rosechus are saying have slightly more meaning than just "Alec I a jerk, Chris is awesome" or am I just reading way to much into it?

[EmptyGray]

SUPER RAPE!

[Sketchodie]

...There is no nicotine in weed. I don't smoke and I know this.

[Xunkun]

2:30 - Heh heh, Super-Rape: it's like a Super-Hello from Japan.

3:26 - HeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEY KIDS!

3:37 - Fancy yea a pint o'rum and shellakin' a clover o'weed from the wee folk??

4:26 - Hell, I'm surprised he knows what that even means.

4:33 - Because he's a fag.

4:38 - What.

6;42 - *possibly* a Sonic Underground refrence, too. It was a series that sucked even worse than the current games, and msut have had an equal part in this fucking mess. Seriously, go look.

[paranoidude]

oh god, I lost it when deth said "...Also, rape."

[Kramiour]

'Pea-soup fog in London'. Just what the FUCK does that mean?

[kyubiiofrage]

"Super-rape" Oh my gad...lol

I can see why you picked deth to do this.

[WillisDCade]

oh god if rape wasn't bad enough.....SUPER RAPE?!?!/!!?!

[SassholeProductionz]

Chris you racist cunt. Shit like this was the reason weed got banned, cuz people associated weed with the lazy Jamaican/negro.

[Neotails8762]

If they send the hash to the moon then Metal Sonichu will get high.

"And now it's up to Chris to clear the witch and the warlock... AND HOW THE HELL DO I GET DOWN?"

[hado123]

god damnit so much rape lol

[paladinsjt]

Google is as clueless as I am as to what a "souphotel" is. Perhaps it is a typo of SUPERhotel? Of course, knowing Chris, this is probably more like the hotel in Silent Hill. Also; He cures all the guys problems, but dumps the chicks in a homeless shelter with no money and desperate need for psychiatric care? Also; rape.

[SOSHaruhi101]

SUPER RAEP

[BobSpotOn]

You should use the song "Pink Cigarette" by "Mr. Bungle" in the later comics because I'm pretty sure there's going to be a situation like that soon enough.

That is if he's making anymore comics.

[fallen510]

SUPER R4PE

[FamilyguygamerX]

You can tell Deth was having way too much fun with this one!

[StaticPokemon]

goddamn why did i insist on watching this while eating supper

i've almost choked about five times now

[Gomess]

FINALLY, A BLACK CHARACTER JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AS CHRIS~

o wait.

[samuraikarasu]

So Sonichu can cure intricate mental diseases and problems with peoples brains, but he can't cure a paraplegic woman's legs?

[calvinjluther]

SWEET JESUS THIS ISN'T OVER YET GODDAMN

[ElSingario]

What would lead Chris to believe that Alec would have a private Rosechu rape dungeon?

And why is Chris willing to heal mental disabilities, but not physical ones, or even rape induced disfigurements?

Oh right, he's good to to. God damn it, Chris.

[SpiralHypnoVideos]

I don't get it! Why doesn't Ultra Sonichu or Collosal Chris-Chan just use "Extreme Electric Makeover" to heal the basement Rosechus? It makes no sense!

[ChibiNikki]

FUCK YEAH FRANK ZAPPA

[Amalockh1]

HYPNOTOAD!

[Beevs]

Hairless, missing body parts, and mutations. Alec did some nuclear rape.

[blueboy093]

AHHH! NON SONIC RECOLORS! TAKE THEM AWAY TAKE THEM AWAY!!! seriously every issues theres another fucking hedgehog, the only reason im able to stay sane is deths sad voice and his gay voice and the annonations, than you viv you are a savior.

[xxBANGitsaly]

super rape!

holy shit dethchemist can i marry you?

srsly :l

[GUInterface]

Frank Zappa song.

Best audiobook so far.

[GreatNegus]

RAPE!!!!!!!

[VelLucio]

Chris can't even follow the concept of his own creations. All of these Rosechus just popped up out of nowhere.

[Shavarnarak]

Now if you take your typical young rightwing douchebags, who love having half their tax-money sunk in pointless wars (even though they're to cowardly to ever join the army themselves) and HATE any minor percentage of taxes being given to anyone who really needs it to survive. It's no surprise that they wouldn't like Chris ideas.

But me, I'm a European Socialist, and I think society should take care of its weakest members.

And even I think Chris 'Souphotel' idea is UTTERLY ridiculous.

[Shavarnarak]

Of course Chris is fucking ridiculous.

And though I don't so much oppose him getting that 'tugboat' (Chris is clearly debilitatingly mentally handicapped. He's a douchy retard, but he's pretty much a retard.) Just for the record, I am not a fan of him spending it on all the stupid shit he does at all.

In fact, I think Chris should be in a home and declared legally incompetent to manage his own life. (As he clearly is. Just because he can walk and talk doesn't change that.)

[TheNewChemical]

@Shavarnarak

pffft.

chris has had psyche evaluations and held a job for all of six months (he was a fired for dickery, not incompetence). he's perfectly able to carry out a task given to him and think situations through.

problem is, he wont, because that would be work. i'm all for benefits for those fucked over and poor, but i can't support free cash for the TOTALLY, BLATANTLY lazy when i work a dead end job for next to nothing.

argh look what you made me do.

[douboymk2]

in bioshock 1 fontaines poor houses doubled as his recruitment centres.

I seriously hope theyre run by liquid chris or clyde and theyre plotting to take over cwcville

[boitahaki]

@Shavarnarak remember Chris is part of the "weakest members" that you are trying to help

[PAVN]

@Shavarnarak Welfare can never work without strict supervision....Chris chan is proof of that.

[CrookedSmirk]

@Shavarnarak "and I think society should take care of its weakest members."

Why sustain a stagnant, unproductive mass? Let them die.

[SuperMissleMastar]

S-S-S-SUPER RAPE!

[Anon9083]

SUPER RAPE!

[Edgemaster000]

Anon9083 : Super Rape (2 weeks ago)

Me: HYPER COMBO FINISH.

[CaptainTooner]

1:15 - Dangit, Deth.

Annon at 5:04 - Why does Chris-Chan even exist?

[hardybrunchman]

omg theres a mexican in this ?! =DDDDD

[hardybrunchman]

just when I think I've seen it all from chris chan .......also Rape lol

[yackyack2]

Anyone else thing Chris only knows what a paraplegic is because of that cop guy in family guy?

[MasterWyverne]

I love Inos.

He's Chris's most wellthought out and interesting character ever.

[Cenamark2]

I can't wait for the next chapter audio book to come out. It has the sickest thoughts ever expressed by CWC.

[Alecal89]

I love how the duel between him and Mary is only three pages long and the rest of the comic is him torturing people.

[johnroche]

@Chef033 Kangaroo court hell, that was a full-blown show trial.

[IRAwEsOmE]

SUPER RAPE!

[1amsm1th]

Hmmm....

Soup hotels filled with welfare leeches

Autocratic government

Mock justice system

CWCville is a socialist nightmare

[Chef033]

Christian is a kind and giving person who offers shelter and food to the poor! *puts mao, evan, alec, and sean in a kangaroo court and sentences them to ritualistic torture murder-execution*

[CommonAsGrass]

I love how INCREDIBLY WHITE Deth sounded when he said "Just chillin'."

That was lolarious.

[Ashkihyena]

There was a massive update last night. I hope you and Deth have a lot of booze on hand, cause when you do those pages, you're going to need it.

[SilverTemplar]

All that super rape...

[SassholeProductionz]

Chris is far moar likely to rape someone if he had the strength, but he doesn't

[bulletproofKevlar]

@SassholeProductionz i dunno what with that retard strenght id be afraid he go hulk

[SassholeProductionz]

With those whale flippers he could barely rape Terri Schiavo.

[darkgomugomu]

Mary's- oh wait- Slaweel's point for attacking CWCville wasn't really explained.....but then again if you had the power to control people and could take over a helpless city, then the only person standing in your way is the may-.......O_O!! I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE REASON FOR MARY'S EVILNESS! Now why anyone would take over CWCville is another story.

[darkgomugomu]

any particular reason chris made a paraplegic rosechu? any at all?

[ShadowPa1adin]

Magic-Chan: CWCville Thought Police.

[VigorBalloon]

Then I guess Chris Chan would be Big Brother.

No wonder this comic is full of pro-Chris duckspeak.

[HeiLong]

i've never laughed so hard at the audiobooks before. dethchemist...i love you. <3

[DrDot]

I wish I could quit these.

[JazzoIicious]

SUPER RAPE

[PunkyBear36]

You're music director made good this time! That banjo music is great.

Extra points for 2:25.

[Protectorett]

A) A bit ironic that he keeps portraying 'villians' like Alec and Jason as having sex slaves. Given his history, Chris has been shown to be FAR more inclined than either of those two to rape someone. Can't you just picture Chris dragging a woman into 14 Branchland court singing 'Its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with...'

B) How the fuck could Sonichu be stupid enough to mistake that for nicotine? Hes high as a fucking kite!

[Protectorett]

C) Yeah. Chris is free to believe that in his retarded little world he can buy his own rocket for this sort of shit...but theres no way in hell NASA would ever waste a rocket launching tobacco to the moon. They wouldn't even do that for the worlds supply of cocaine. So why would they do it for the nicotine supply of a small backwards fucked up town like CWCVille?

D) Why did they order that Inos be thrown into a soup hotel? If he dosn't want to go then thats his fucking choice!

[Protectorett]

Damn it Chris! What are you doing?!

[SonichuFan4Ever]

@Protectorett Also notice how he thinks Marijuana had nicotine in it. His ignorance and arrogance seem to increase exponentially on a monthly basis.

[Protectorett]

I know, and I shouldn't be surprised. Its just that normally, he limits his bigotry and selfishness and blinding stupidity to his mailbags and youtube. I'm just not used to the comic being so obviously abused for revenge purposes as this. It was used for that a lot before. Mary Lee Walsh is a good example of this. But Sonichu 10 is when he just gave up on trying to hide it and it turned completely into wish fullfillment. And pretty fucked up wishes at that.

[LordofDarkness42]

I remember Chris making a music video about wishing Santa would bring him a girlfriend for christmas. Christmas morning he hoped to find a bound up girl under his tree... I think I just scared myself.

[Protectorett]

Well we don't really know what he really expected. He could have been hoping that a cute girl would come to his door asking for him by the power of Santa magic. Or that one would have broken in and be waiting for him for the same reasons. He never explicitly stated that he expected a real girl to be bound up and stuffed inside a box all night for him.

[EDorb]

>SUPER RAPE

Oh, DETHCHEMIST, you card!

[cheeselovingtree]

How is sonichu going to get down from there

[colonelmcdoogle]

Y'ALL: THE COMIC BOOK

[keyblading13]

super rape

[Joroshira]

This audio book needs moar hypno toad.

[TheNewChemical]

CRIPPLE RAPE

also deth laughs again during the uglychu speech

[NitroReviews]

SUPER RAPE

[HeWhoEnjoysTehVids]

I don't hat the annotations Vi

[GreatNegus]

OI, LONDON AIN'T CLOUDY!!!

sorta......why are all Jamaicans stoners..

[GreatNegus]

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE

RAPE-O-PALOOZA!!!

RAPE'N TIME!!!

RAPE LAND!!!

i'm sorry.....RAPE!!!!

[darkgomugomu]

Ultra Sonichu is talking to people who don't matter! He needs to go save the world from!........................w­ait. What is he supposed to be doing in the first place? Wait....idk.

[Kassad86]

Also rape

[zel9999]

ultra sonichu is a fucking narc

[19FrosT83]

also rape

priceless....

5/5

[KytaEternal]

SUPER RAPE

[ZeldaDD]

The thing I don't understand is why didn't they do this BS a long time ago? I mean, if they both have god like power couldn't they have used those ah...balls...to do this earlier? I know we're talking about Chris and it's useless to wonder about it, but god damn.

[ElemixHero]

Super rape.

[adudehere]

RAPE ALERT!

[Assclownery]

I love how the accent goes from Jamaican to Irish.

[alittlewrm]

rapity rape-rape

[ParasiticAngel]

SUPER RAPE

[Glidertwin]

I..

Goddamnit Chris.

[Reaprar]

SUPER RAPE.

[Nebr66]

"a second chance for a good life like Christian offers to y'all" unless you're a troll/jerkop.

[SlashFirestorm]

All you have to do is believe that he collected the Sonichu balls to atone for your sins!

[Nimnoms]

"This is a second chance at good life, which Christian offers to ya'll!"

Chris really thinks he is Jesus.

[BunrakukenIII]

Also rape.

[steppres]

I would super-rape dethchemist, if you know what I mean. Also, rape.

[dethchemist77]

I used to think rape was funny. Then it happened to ME.

[ninjanonymous]

That's not funny, my brother died that way. ;_;

[UberRusty]

Haha,that is fucking funny.

[asstreme2]

I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun?

[SP441TheOnly]

Yeah.

Your mind was raped just now.

[PlagueAngel88]

"rape by the hands of Alec" - oh lawds.

[mcmonkey001]

...So much rape.

[SlashFirestorm]

Soup Hotels...well, I imagine that the tax rate in CWCville is unimaginably high to support such lavish homeless shelters. Maybe somebody should crash a plane into the mayoral office? Too soon? Not for Chris "YOU WILL CRUMBLE LIKE THESE TWIN TOWERS" Chandler!

Also, while I think smoking is a shit idea, I should point out that the oldest human to have ever been verified smoked from the age of 21 to 117. YES, DAMN NEAR A CENTURY. Oh, Chris-chan, you're so incredibly...stupid.

[Chef033]

I guess I never really noticed how much Chris uses southern colloquialisms because I'm always too busy focusing on his uncanny talent for using words incorrectly (what the fuck does "I advise you to take this opportunity well" mean?)

[xtweeker9]

This should go down as one of the best episodes...ever.

HA! SUPER rape.

[vivitheg]

there are better episodes

like subepisode 2

[xtweeker9]

Oh yeah! I forgot about that one

[EvilMuppet1979]

Apparently there are 30 new pages being uploaded on Wednesday. Vivi and Deth's nightmare will never end.

[DoubleIntruder]

Wait, what happened to the plot line about Chris going back in time & making everybody straight with his super hetrosexual blood..?

What the fuck is a "soup hotel"?

Why is any of this happening? Chris could've cleaned up CWCville at any time with his army of Sonic re-colors, why has he only just noticed how much of a shithole his town is?

[vivitheg]

he already cured the gays and soup hotels are soup kitchens BUT 100 TIMES BETTER

[Antractica]

Well this episode was pretty- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[vivitheg]

i have no id-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[Chef033]

dueling banjos? i dont get it.

[machriderx]

hillbillies. notice how many times Chris said ya'll.

[Chef033]

oh what the fuck how did that fly over my head

[vivitheg]

yeah me too

[vivitheg]

actually fun fact- i wasn't aiming for that at all

i wasn't even aiming for the rape part in the next scene

it was sheer godjesus luck that i picked that song for no raisin

[ninjanonymous]

Wait, so CWC actually is going to end Sonichu? wtf But he has so many more aspie adventures left! So many failed suicide attempts! D:

[vivitheg]

i hope so

i mean seriously god damn

[GameBuster43]

@ninjanonymous I think Chris will die long before the plot devices are done

[TK17000]

"dige, mon"

Digimon?

[TheBeardOfPower]

Oh God, don't give him any ideas... he can sense an opportunity to rip something off.

[Dragon555]

I still don't get why the Jamaican was living outside of the soup hotel when he could have just walked in when he wasn't getting high on yawning squirtles dank weed.

[vivitheg]

because chris is retarded

[Randugulf]

See all Alec knows is aspergers... and hexbox...

And rape.

[TheBeardOfPower]

SUPER rape.

[vivitheg]

...and rape.

[Chef033]

Also rape.

[daggerrun]

I like those stick people walking the streets of CWCville in the top right panel at the beginning.

[ChevalierAguila]

Inos is a smart guy, he knows those "soup hotels" are just a front for brainwashing people into the cwc cult.