Duncan Calls "Gay" Counseling Hotline

[mikelorenz121]

"Hello asshole, how are u?"

[traderjts]

these gay people are nasty, old frank was just confused

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

You're outta yur mind buddy, I don't have a dildo and I don't do butt fucking.

[topcheeze]

Muskogee Phoenix Death Notices- STILWELL — GARRETT, Frank Neal, 74, self-employed, died Sunday. Services 10 a.m. Friday, Stilwell City Cemetery, Roberts/Reed-Culver Funeral Home, Stilwell. RIP Frank :(

[deathskull99]

Haha, "You motherfucker FUCKER!"

[trufuknplaya]

hey fuck yew

[brownteal21]

you're out of your mind if you think frank is going to do your dirt work!

[mgibbs88]

Why put "gay" in quotes?

[mugwamp4]

crap...poor mans frank rizzo

[ItsOnlyAPrank]

She sounds Polish lol

[metalxx7]

whats the number?

[xmastershake]

#yewstupidsob

[lancetop]

why do so many lesbians wear mullets?

[ElBlyfoto]

cah cah cocksucker fuck youuu

[NewfieAdam]

Haha... you mother fucker fucker!

[clutchmc22]

gay people suck

[mexicanpharmacy]

@clutchmc22 ignorant

[butterpoop]

how'd she get his number if Skype is untraceable and doesn't have telephone numbers attached to it?

[Sparisi1122]

@butterpoop It's actually the default generic number that shows up when you don't buy skype credit. So it's awesome how she thinks she has my number like I'm screwed, but you can't actually call that number back. When you don't have skype credit you can call skype users and toll free numbers for free.

[ronscadon]

I think Duncan's way of saying hello is "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER"

[vibe05jack]

your the mother.. fuck..ker..

[AnotherStupidGamer]

"Your the motherfuck---er." lol

[camil2003]

its a spoofed number(not real).

[Sparisi1122]

EVG890, you mean people like you?

Sorry, but it's just the generic skype number that shows up if you don't buy skype credit.

[Anonymous9k1]

well i don't give a shit

[Germanboy567]

yer yer yer out of ur mind buddeh i dont even have (suddenly gets loud) a doser and do doser work

[FrankGarrett316]

I love how Duncan starts the barrage of insults before they even say hello.

[myusernamerocks3]

ur momma still got worms crawlin' out her pussy?

Great opening line.

[napkins3344]

'MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER' LOL

[leonie2182]

its funny when she says you mother fucker fucker.

[AlbuquerqueNM505]

Lol first she said "you mother fucker-fucker" then she said "your the motherfuck...er".

[NewfieAdam]

You motherfucker fucker!! lol

[Cirvantes123]

oh thank god for duncan. I've been feeling really shitty lately, and Duncan cheers me right up!

[VillageOaf]

Thats what Duncan is for.

[Sparisi1122]

Duncan is what has kept me going in hard times as well :]

[poosaypirate]

@Sparisi1122 the " hey ahs ur mom still got worms crawling out of her pussy" is gonna have me cracking up for a good week now, thats bloody fucking elegant

[dante1st]

Yeah I'm kind of depressed right now, Frank Garrett and his Duncan Construction keeps me going.

[Sparisi1122]

Frank has gotten me through some hard times as well :]

[BELACSAMOHT]

Did the police ever come

[csrocker101]

I know. Whenever I am feeling like life is just not worth living I listen to these prank calls and it always lightens up my mood.

[Germanboy567]

you mother fucker fucker!

[TithonusSyndrome]

@Sparisi1122 Seriously man, no shit. I actually genuinely consider it a shame that Frank won't accept gifts or other tokens of gratitude. I'm seriously thinking of calling him after work hours and saying thanks to him.

[Brian79camino]

i know exactly wat ya mean bro

[Omerov1986]

shut the fuck up, your the fkin gay one here

[cand86]

Bisexual, actually . . . but all I'm saying is that it could have been a whole lot better!

[patrick112590]

ew what a white trash lesbo you have for that picture. X(

[Sparisi1122]

Ahaha, I know. I tried to pick the most stereotypical butch I could find, so people can kinda easily recognize.

LOLZ, she was an operator for the place and could have been straight and had like 5 kids though.

[patrick112590]

lmao probably.

[DunkanConstruction]

hello asshole

[Battletoad88]

Fuck you.

[DunkanConstruction]

so you stupid cock sucker youu..

[Battletoad88]

Its "Shut up you stupid cocksucker you"

If your going to do it, do it right!

[20387]

Hey, does your mum still have worms crawling out of her pussy?

[block31]

fuckin bitch sounds mexican

[fagdisabler]

stop calling these beasts gay, theyre not gay theyre fags

[Sparisi1122]

I use the word gay as happy. As you can see I used quotation marks around it because I would personally never use the word for homosexual. I choose not to bastardize the English language and used gay to get more views.

[ThizzFaceOffNike]

hey! does your mama still got uhhh worms crawlin out hur pusshy?

[XSC3]

Probably should have muted the number!

[Sparisi1122]

It's alright, it's not an actual working number, it's the generic Skype number that shows up if you don't buy Skype credit and get your own number for incoming calls.

[blackfootnawaho]

lool u motherfuker fuker

[fumala420]

you're a douchebag and I don't like how you put quotation marks around "gay"

[Sparisi1122]

I just don't use the word gay to mean homosexual, I just think it's silly how a word meaning happy now means homosexual. I just chose not to further bastardize the English language.

Now I'm guessing you are going to call me a bigot now, huh?

[fumala420]

Okay Webster.. You have the right to change the meaning of words now. Who cares that everyone agrees gay means homosexual! I mean, since it bothers you, I'll stop using it that way too...

I don't know, it just annoyed me. It wasn't that funny. If it were funny, I wouldn't have cared, but it was pretty boring. By the way, not all lesbians are big fat and butch, with mullets and biker gear!

[Battletoad88]

If you don't like what your watching, go somewhere else.

Sorry to break it to you, but your an idiot.

[fumala420]

I didn't like what I was watching.

so I went somewhere else.

Douche

[Sparisi1122]

If anybody is a douche it's you. Get the fuck over it.

[fumala420]

you're mean  :-/

[fumala420]

lol im just fuckin with ya

no hard feelings....

boredom does bad things

[Sparisi1122]

Oh, okay lol sorry then.

[Battletoad88]

Obviously you didn't since you keep coming back to attempt to hurt my feelings. Dumbass.

[Sparisi1122]

I wasn't the one who changed the meaning of gay, and I tried picking a sterotypical picture of a lesbian, because I know there would have been people bitching about the pic saying it didn't match.

[Ele3tricEye]

PhoneGuruX's account is closed, can you give url?

[Sparisi1122]

oh yeah I need to fix that link. His old account xaozzz is back up.

[PrankVideoCompiler]

i enjoyed it.

[VTAirsofter]

Priceless. How did you get a fake number?

[Sparisi1122]

It's the generic Skype number when you don't buy credit. If you don't buy credit you can call toll free numbers and Skype users for free.

[DunkanConstruction]

are you done playing with this hotline

[brightbite]

That music at the end is hysterical, too!

[HAILMASTERSATAN]

You should have the jesus lady call their.

[mustangmikeca]

is the number she sees a spoof number?

[Sparisi1122]

It's the generic Skype number that shows up when you don't buy Skype credit.

[mustangmikeca]

Don't you need skype credit to make a call?

[bigbandpistachio]

Yes, in order to make "Skype out" calls. Calls to other Skype users are free though..

[LordHines420]

""Gay" Counseling"?

lmfao. I can only imagine: "jesus, im feeling gay tonight. help me!" lmfao

[6969skater6969]

lol 1:oo you mother fucker fucker

[DunkanConstruction]

you stupid cook sucker youu

[brooklynnite86]

somebody's going to jail tonight -

i dont give a shit!

lol

[GerryDisthename]

Ha nice call.

[ShirtRipperT]

"Hey does your mama still got uh, worms crawlin out her pussy?"

Greatest line ever. the way he says it is so funny!!!

[kentan2202]

so did she report u to the police?

[casetone2514]

...and this is funny how?

[Sparisi1122]

In that it is a prank call. It is meant to be funny, and you are one of the few people who don't like it.

As in the words of Steve Wilkos "This is moron free T.V. and you are not allowed to watch.

I have had a lot of asshole hassle me about not liking them, so I'm just going to block you because I'm not on here to argue with you.

[leetbarker]

did they turn you out of yer fucking cage again or what?

[Fallconn2]

lol!

[casienwhey]

This was a good call. "You motherfucker, fucker!" Funny stuff.

[Sparisi1122]

Thanks. Stay tuned, I'll be posting more soon.

[3rdgenx4u]

who's # did she read?

[Sparisi1122]

Generic Skype number.

[Sparisi1122]

Just for the record I've realized I spelled "PhoneGuruX" wrong at the credits.

[Chuckie619]

The "Gay" Counseling Bitch needs her own soundboard lol

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, yeah she does. I plan on calling her again sometime soon, so If I can get a bunch more good quotes I'll find out how to make one.

[ProVsCon]

If you do call her back, use the Crazy Telemarketer Lady.

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, I'll try to next week. I kind of laid off the prank calls for a week, so now they won't be expecting it, and will pick up the phone.

[dizeestl]

nice lmao

[Sparisi1122]

Thanks. Haha, I made this at like 2 in the morning so I was looking around for 24 hour toll free numbers.

[kennitube]

lady: you mother fucker fucker ( what kind of insult is that )

duncan : you are out of your mind buddy i dont even have a dozer and i dont do dirt road

[Resound999]

lol

[thamossop]

love that rant the woman went on, to which he replied, "i don't give a sh1t".. quality

[xxsnaketrixxx]

lol for the ending "i dont give a shit"

[xxsnaketrixxx]

hey where can i get the duken soundboard

[Sparisi1122]

I'll send you the link in a private message.

[PhoneGuruX]

that lady got so pissed haha