Kohler Numi High Tech Toilet

[kkjgg112391]

The toilet update story

Kohler: Numi hotline, how may I help you?

Customer: There seems to be a problem with the Numi software 2.0.

Kohler: What is the problem that you're facing sir?

Customer: Well, it's been two weeks already and my sex life is getting worse.

Kohler: How is that related to our product?

Customer: The spraying tip boiled my balls, also my wife's vagina.

Kohler: Let me transfer your call to our software assistance team.

... "Thank you for calling Microsoft, how may I help you?"

[nikolajavorina]

Taking a crap will never be the same again :D

[karlh2001]

I am NOT touching that remote.

[soccerdude120]

its probably full of shit lol

[jorykusy]

I want a toilet in the middle of a room viewing the city!

[Shyanmar]

honestly? No matter if it's warm, the seat doesn't even really look comfortable ...

But on the other hand, hey, it showers your balls goddammit, and that is absolutely awesome xD

[THEunique4158]

you should see a jappanese toilet talk about crazy sh*t!

[Shititude]

AND THIS, IS HOW YOU GET BLING BLING TO THE BUTTHOLE !

[kurakurav5]

It has amazing features but I can't take a toilet presented as a luxury item seriously. It just feels like total overkill.

[andretti01]

Parece que vc está sentando numa máquina de cópias "xerox". rsrsrs... E aquela luz da ducha? Parece que o ET vai fazer um exame ginecológico na pessoa...rsrsrs...

[pyrochemists]

that sh**'s expensive

[waxercrane]

Todo eso para cagar :)

[tifazidane]

defecation cost a lot nowadays

[superkev73]

I don't care how fancy your toilet is. No one wants to take a dump in a room with panoramic glass walls.

[kronikkatlyn]

@superkev73

i do. id feel like the king shittng and watching all the people

[this1sYiutube]

I'd like nothing better than to take a dump next to the floor to ceiling windows in my skyscraper condo while overlooking the city below.

[mevsplanetearth]

what happens when there´s a blackour and it cannot open or it wont flush?

[Pamabru]

com tanta merda ate deve limpar o cu loooool

[dadvir]

this is the toilet Al Bundy was dreaming about... whoooooosh!

[Seraphim777961]

this is great, ive always wanted something that let me listen to music, take a massive shit, and get water shot my ass at the time

[therealflameman213]

what the.

[nextbestthing91]

yeah a toilet that can play music while i take a massive one amazing =D

[aws0mizer]

$6,400 and no blowjobs!? you gotta be SHTTING me :D

[Meskarune]

10 years from now, people will this this video is hilarious. Sorta like old cell phone commercials. "Portable and only weights 4 lbs!"

[uklebot]

Don't worry, it has a water-efficient flush

[tandemmontecello]

The culmination of Western Civilization! A fucking toilet that makes a seemingly non-confusing activity (Relieving oneself) into a ridiculous, drawn out process. Have fun spraying water up your ass you rich ass spoiled baby boomers!

[Apollobaby446]

@tandemmontecello i believe the japanese had these first

[tandemmontecello]

@Apollobaby446 That actually makes a whole lot of sense.

[SMBKING2008]

There are a few things that stick out to me:

"Luxury toilet"

"why is a toilet in a room with panoramic windows?"

Why are there two people in that room?

WHY CAN YOU CHANGE THE WATER TEMPERATURE

Where does the music come from? I wanna listen to Down with the Sickness as I shit.

[TheAtomicBox]

sure i will pay $6400 for a nice toilet like this but.... I'm not going to pay the power bill.

[MrBabyD095]

Michael Swaim brought me here

[arikthree]

For people whose shit don't stank.

[51kentaro]

A toilet so fancy you have to dress up just to use it.

[whirly5000]

-_- I don't want to live in a world where my toilet can play music

[sickweirdo]

What the fuck was the point of those people? To give the message that the only people who are gonna use the thing are a bunch of obviously rich white people who like to dress up and to poop in high, visible areas? For 6,400 I could probably but 30 new toilets! One for every day of a month.

[cynvid49]

o________________o

[LousShar]

Shampoos your fucking balls

[brandom215]

pulse oscillate and wave settings on the bidet I wonder why?

[Pineapple01610]

Okay who designed a toilet with pointy edges that jab you in the back of your thighs. Seriously, who's going to pay for stupidity?

[snowcone42007]

Meanwhile in India...

[jaljcoki]

is the glass room included?

[Xystosis]

thumbs up for cracked!!

[AbdulMumeet1970]

if Apple made a toilet...

[369Colby]

waste of money

[zyster001]

For $6400 this thing should have two nozzles - one posterior and one feminine bidet. One nozzle is old technology and not very hygienic for the ladies.

[xxbuggehxx]

Unfortunately if the power goes out and the backup battery dies, the toilet will not flush.

[Dotgrammy]

Most advanced piece of Technology you'll ever poo on!

[talkingelement]

.035 im a plumber and that there is enough for me..... i love kohler products but that is just stooopid... why not put money into eco products, the way the world's going, eco is the only way to go

[roaringfiredragon]

@talkingelement while not supporting research on toilets like this (while not dismissing research on accessible toilets and plumbing for those who really need it), i'd like to mention that apparently this toilet is very economical in it's flushing, using much less water for the same flushing capability. From the NY times: " “Flush-eco” resembles a standard flush, but only uses six-tenths of a gallon of water (the maximum allowed in the United States is 1.6 gallons per flush). "

[braducsb2]

Just like a car that depreciates $5K once you drive it off the lot, I bet this toilet depreciates 50% after the first dump is taken in it.

[TearOfMangolia]

@xrokr See I don't. We make everything else in the bathroom fashionable and desirable, why would we leave a toilet as the only ugly and undesirable item in our bathroom? 

[Canadiandeathcore]

If you clog that it would NOT be good.

[barashnykov]

The Fjartzenpiipi X))



[ebgrisi]

why would this guy take a shit on the main room?

[Switch96]

suddenly terrorism against the US makes sense....they are pissed off that westerners even have the option to spend $6400 on an apparatus to crap in while many of them can barely feed themselves, let alone afford more than a hole in the ground

[ChickenClanxRed]

would the water not splash in your but hole?

[ebgrisi]

@ChickenClanxRed thats the idea

[MiniDobermanD0G]

I know that the toilet looks awesome, but do you really want it on display on your balcony for the entire city to see? And what if you need to use it, hmmm?

[leinehed]

The room where the toilet chair is shot appears in a lot of different commercials, does anyone know the name of the house? I think it's in LA.

[TheElliemay8]

WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tacticalshotgunner12]

Im here cuz of tonights conan, anyone else?

[Snorkumler]

So this is what that super expensive toilet from The Sims is really like in real life..

[Ciran87]

It also makes Julienne Fries!

[ZaMPATESTE]

Does come with a plunger?

[RaggedTelecaster]

DO WANT !

[HotShotVQ35]

i need to see a chick taking a dump on it and show me how it works

[douro20]

The thing costs more than a Toto Neorest.

[MrRedneckboy12]

what happened to shitting in a hole?

[tooncrazy101]

Why would you use the restroom in a room that has all windows? 0_o

[qu1xs1lv3r]

the toilet is so pretty ud place it a room that has glass windows for a wall for all the world to see while u take a crap!

[tjjavier]

The irony is, you crap on that thing.

[chompet123]

Where's the Masturbator button?

[chompet123]

Who would fkin spend money on this toilet when you don't spend most of your time with it everyday? Can you even show if off to you visitors? What if they didn't use your restroom when they visit you?

[KSCrosby]

what's with the galmorous legs? The toilet is supposed to be romantic?

[Jade161588]

Spend all that money and then feel bad after you explosive diarrhea all over it. I guess it's a good thing that it has a bidet function. At least your butt will be clean.

[chicomay13]

Why are there people in this vid?? Are they supposed to make taking a crap look sexy or something?? Dude, I don't even WANT to feel sexy while I'm using the pooper. I just want this crap out of me!

[renorti]

what,s the light for?to see what ya done.oscillate that to shake out of you.$6500 what a bargain

[FruitiSynthesis]

why is it placed in the living room, next to the window



[toyota420xp]

fuck ya i would buy it if i could. i mean look how much use it would get and how long it would be used and the people who would buy this have a lot of money anway and 6500 for them is like us buying mcdonalds dollar menu

[simonsay629]

Whats the light in the bidet for? A wi-fi camera?

[ap327145]

nice toilet

[Pinwormx]

Even if I were a lottery winner I wouldn't buy this. I'd just hire someone to wipe me.

[raggedyanarchist]

So... for a measely 4 months wages, I can pee, listen to music, and have warm feet all at once? Oh wait... I can do the same with my existing toilet, an iPod, and a pair of socks.

[dudeinasuit]

ordering now

[joeya62]

How much time are you going to take on the john? OMG, it warms my feet? LOL - The only thing I need robotic on my toilet is to slap whoever leaves the lid open! hahahah

[yvesyvezz]

Can it get you to the ministry of magic?

[SuperFunBag]

"Wow sweetly, your new $6400 toilet is wonderful, but I can't feel the seat warmer"

"...That's my trash can"

[SesuleGueguense]

I HAVE TO SHIT IN THAT BEFORE I DIE! haha

[MaaTrix68]

EU QUEROOOOO!

[SkinnyNail]

I would be afraid to shit in ...

[Darkometre]

Now , add videogames and I buy this

[roboduke1086891]

love how they show those sexy legs

[Dgiulian]

What? The bathroom has glass walls? What kind of freak have those?

Well, I guess the kind of freak that would pay $6400 for just a crapper

[pier1boy]

This is pooptastic, but who needs an MP3 PLAYER and remote control to take a dump? 

[year2kill2010]

Soooo no model to shit in it to show you how it works???? lol You know the futures coming when stuff like this is hitting the market.

[Ciran87]

This is hilarious, plain and simple

[ManThatNate]

>Music option on the remote

Are you telling me that my remote now supports the option to crap to a soundtrack?

MY DREAMS OF POOPING IN RHYTHM TO THE HIT POP SONGS OF TODAY ARE COMING TRUE

[tgnomechaser]

gimme a line of cocaine please!!

[DopeDivinity]

HOLY CRAP I THINK THAT TOILETS MORE ADVANCED THAN ME

[zuniga6412]

Does it wipe your ass?!

[wingsaber629]

@zuniga6412

nope, ubt it washes ur ass!!! 1:!4

[thyholyKENDO]

Wouldn't last 5 minutes in a UK based curry house! 

[ExiStrife]

"Because fuck looking for cures for cancer. Let's make a TOILET."

[drdubstepper]

@ExiStrife

Well, it is entirely possible that they may create a toilet which can analyse your poop and urine, could maybe even test your excrements for any problems. Don't know if this toilet does that, but it could happen.

Still, cancer research should probably get priority

[Ramonerdna]

i hope the auto-open function is REALLY fast...cuz sumtimes that shit sneaks up on u

[rx327prime]

for 6400$, I hope it does blow job.

[Ramonerdna]

wait....@ 1:03 it says 'user 1'.....how many people can u seat on this thing at a time?

[lashyon]

@Ramonerdna its prob like a computer saves your personalized settings for everyone in the house - seat temp etc... it better for 6.4k jesus

[roaringfiredragon]

@Ramonerdna ya can have a "shit-off" with more than one players, all on their respective 6.4k crappers.

[Ramonerdna]

i HATE warm toilet seats so that feature would only b annoying 2 me

[Hollyweed1]

WTF is this shit?!?! I just wanna poo THAT IS ALL. I dont want a 3D theater there.

[Radziot]

ha ha i wanna see the face of this toilet owner when he finds out that the power is out in a whole neighborhood for 24 hours :D

[jetli80]

does it clean up barf stain well?

[dbspira1]

Welcome to the future. When you take a dump in the numi it's not crap, it's the captains log.

[2019M]

Love how my toilet will come with a see-through washroom!

[mps05008]

"I am honored to accept your waste."

[shendritgashi]

WHO IS THE SHIT !

[victorn1802]

I laughed! That's so weird...

[LambdaQuarks]

Is this a joke? It better be.

[Trainspotter24]

but will it blend? that's the question.

[wouterus13]

Funny how there are video's about the nintendo 3ds in the suggestion bar on a video about toilets. Dont know if thats a good thing...

[arun8gb]

Poopular. 

[makemehappy17]

thats a bit extra.

[pangtengchen]

thumb up, having to go to a toilet with transparent window @_@

[TheValmirZz]

Its Sin to make shit there!

[hanumanchu215]

yes no more tissue ...does it clean my ass..

[gn01167661]

now i feel like to dump

[rainamurasaka]

WIll it sample your stools and tell you what you ate for breakfast?

[batonifer]

just take a shit and fuck the toilet:S

[TheGreatAfricanGuru]

imagine you live in the penthouse on the top floor and one cold winter day you rush home cause you desperately need take a dump imagening all the way up while you are in the lift sitting on your luxuriously warm toilet seat but then you get inside only to find that your electricity has been disconnected and you can't lift the lid of your fantasy toilet seat. you sure are going to wish you didn't have that last quarter pounder.

[slmazadza]

Aparently, its gonna have a ''FART SILENCER''

[MusicsInclination]

I never thought it was possible to make taking a shit so sexy...but I stand corrected.

[aracnophob]

So if im sick from some sort of virus will the toilet get it two?

[TheEcgMan]

Does it integrate with Facebook so I can post my "creations" to my wall?

[Bfffness]

@TheEcgMan probably hahaha... looks like it has a shitcam

[zealhe59]

jajajajajjajaa xD way to expensive and way too many functions! this is stupid xD

[caatherinejoy]

I don't want to go near that touch screen after someone else uses it. just saying.

[slmazadza]

I HAD THAT U GONNA BE ABLE TO UPLOAD YOUR SHIT ON YOUTUBE

WITH THE ''YOUTUBE UPLOADER FEATURE''

[toocoolforu]

The whole city can now see you on your thrown.

[Excluse1v3]

охиреть я буду срать в унитаз стоимостью 6800$

это так же как срать в машину каждый день!

[danicepeda]

Thats so fucking retarded.Are we really getting this lazy and spoiled.Thumbs up if you agree.

[Grilinctus]

I don’t think I could bring myself to touch that remote…

[codeoner1]

they make SHITTING look so cool... you can do it in front of your friends or your gf and barg about it!

[picsmics4]

I WANT

[truebassB]

This is a Masterpiece,however when i would have to do my nature's call and having to use this thing i think i would just rip if off and do my need on the pipe's hole,cause having so many things to set and having to wait for the lid to open... Is just a nightmare!

[rollsthepaul]

I'd get one if they had an option with Stephen Harper's head in the bowl, with his mouth open. Now that's encouragement for a BM.

[bennysrawr]

i would sit and and take a piss if i had one of these, fuck standing up.

[ArKelly473]

Dear Santa...

[cinetuber]

where is the USB-device for the remote? :)

[Gakid0]

lol this is stupid c:

[tomokomiki]

i was more curious about how the male model presenting the ad than the toilet seat itself...

[etherovamon]

thats some high tech shitter

[306gamerization]

next thing you know, they'll put robotic arms on toilets so they would help squeeze the shit out of you

[moose4computers]

@306gamerization Forget that, just stick a shop-vac hose to your bum... it's cheaper and more effective.

[baileysmooth]

Why is the toilet in their lounge room?

[MaciasDaryl]

enter MYPRIZE as a substitute for YOU in youtube then click enter

[bobwhang]

I'll stick with my 5 gallon bucket and garden hose combo...

[HardytheBeetle]

Oh, sure, you may laugh now, but wait until they install a never-ending self generated generator, a self restocking fridge filled with a never ending supply of Mountain Dew, and a computer equipped with World of Worldcraft! And Dig-Dug! Mustn't forget the Dig-Dug!

Gentlemen, I present to you the fine future of humanity! Available for purchase online, we'll even deliver it to our home and install it in the basement! And as an added bonus, we'll even relocate you right on top of it! Preorder now!

[Ido013]

Glad to see they're finally getting to this decades' Japan toilet technologies XD

[ayamkambingliao]

got spycam in the bidet would be syok

[quincytheodore]

I wonder who'd dump all that money for this shit...

[MelaWasYourFriend]

What happens if you drop the fancy touch screen remote in the toilet?

[miryanaruto]

Oh for God's sake, toilets are for shitting in, not camping out on while listening to music.

[twp189]

thats a fuckin toilet

[masterfolk]

Kohler Numi - So good you'll shit your pants.

[MrGenieX333]

all this technology to make your shitting experience worthwhile!!!

[losermantega]

I like rofl lamfao when i whatch this=3

[jpl3119]

...Theres just so many things to say... I give up

[Guiser123]

At last, a Toliet that serves me. It warms mah Ass.

[mphmaster]

Pooping 2.0