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  • this movie is fucking hilarious

  • Move the car. You old *weeew*

  • lol he went for a smoke on lunch break and took a 37 hour drive and has to be back in 10 minutes....isn't he already about 36 hours late? lol

  • roflmao

  • @MrSangam56 FUCK YOU SPAM BOT!

  • @shefer007 SHUT UP SPAM BOT!

  • WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE???

  • @sharks445 Spam bots mate spam bots..

  • @ModelTXInfAmY Yeah i think so too...

  • @ziniabd wow. you think a bot would at least make sure that they dont talk about crying during a comedy. thats just sad.

  • god its fucking bullshit

  • Press 4 again and again :3

  • I live in des moines, iowa. Awesome!

  • ahahahahahha

    

  • smoking is good for you that's why they make it so expensive

  • its going to happen sooner or later... now new york is trying to ban smoking in public all together..... soon it will only be legal to smoke in your own house... fuck that as a smoker im not happy but it will make alot of people quit then thousands of more americans will be out of a job... the jobs at the cigarette companies.. people assume theyre evil but they need to make a living some how. lol

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  • @lemans24fan How many people work at cigarette companies?

    How many people die as a result of smoking?

  • @Izayoiaki24 and how many people die everyday that are perfectly healthy??? lots...... and that comments almost a year old...............

  • I'm supposed to be back at work in ten minutes...but it's a 37-hour drive.

  • move the car you old fuckin bitch hahahahaha im dyin over here at this, armed gunman, and obese americans

  • lol i have to be back at work in 10 mins..its a 37 hour drive..

  • LAND OF THE FREE??? Your GOVERNMENT controls everything you guys do...Dont drink, dont smoke,dont skateboard....HAHAA funny country

  • @MiguelAngelX5 It's a movie... Not real.

  • @MiguelAngelX5 Haters gonna hate but don't be ignorant

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  • @MiguelAngelX5 I want to emigrate. Still though to be fair, less than 3% of U.S,. cities have an OUTDOOR smoking ban. We can always protest if they try to pass these laws

  • the PHEWW sound scare the shit out of me

  • press 4 over and over again

  • I want this to be true

  • @DOM3331 most of you communists do.

  • @CBRADIOLOVER HAHAHAHAHA your comment made my day XD

  • @DOM3331 communist country ftw? Don't like someone smoking, simply walk away or kindly ask them to not smoke so close to you...

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  • Press 4 over and over again. lol

  • That is actually a sound strategy...Attract all smokers to a single room and then....

    BLOW IT UP

    ...I haven't had a smoke in 3 hours and I am developing nicotine abstinence-related paranoja.....

  • And THIS is why I don't smoke.

  • they did something like this in spain just yesterday

  • What a delight in our time to see such a marvel. A perfect story, touching and exploring every profound topic worthy of pondering and dealing with: True Love,-Life and Death,- Good and Evil,-Time and Eternity. See it on kookíca! Wow!!!

  • This movie was incredibly sweet and funny. I saw it and I really loved it...there are some funny parts and something for everyone... This movie is really well done.. I enyoje it last night on kookíca and I loved the story.

  • You know, it is possible to like all kinda of movies of different flavors. Example: I just finished this film right after Social Network...liked both. I saw it on kookíca by the way.

  • I reallyenyojed this movie on kookíca..The action seens were top draw and the cast was well selected. and it also has great humor

  • Saw it on kookíca and LOVED it! Great cemistry all around, great supporting cast, really a suprise at how much I enjoyed it..totally recommend it!

  • stop smoking u dumb asses didnt u ever hear that its actually BAD for u!

  • @MrPelhambay

    Some people don't give a shit.

  • @FrankTheHedgehog - im guessing u smoke?

  • Superb movie......i have not seen such beatifull movie before....no way u give the movie jst 5 stars...it deserves to b a perfect 5... it is already on kòòkica...i simply love the film and i start admiring director as well...

  • you can't even smoke outside a pub anymore in the US. Not in Oregon anyway. There's no smoking allowed within 20 feet of any door, or window of an enclosed public space. Which in most small bars, that means you have to completely leave the property, and stand and smoke out on the side walk. Which then you get charged for loitering, or drunk in public, or some other bullshit. Honestly, in today's society, it feels as though you're not allowed to do anything except eat, work, and sleep.

  • I wish this movie was true.

  • man whats up with all these people defending tobacco? Its already been proven to kill you, it just happens faster on some people than others. Tobacco smokers should go smoke weed instead, its better and healthier.

  • @dmaster225 that is some funny stuff

  • Bomb**

  • Lol when the left 4 dead zombie apocolypse comes pipe bong that room full of smokers

  • I hope this never happens :- D

  • The annoying PHAEWWWW! Sound made when the guy win the car shouting was more offensive to me, purely because of how loud it was, than any swear word in the book.

  • @MiDude2isawesome he said fuck incase anyone was wondering

  • You know my mother is 82 smoked herself & been around 2nd hand smoke all her life! It puzzles her to hear the lies & people actually believes that cigerettes & smoke will kill you! Millions have lived to old age that smoked w/nothing wrong w/their lungs. Nothing was proven & sad how the worlds gone crazy.

  • @Godzie1

    Thanks, Godzie!! Who needs scientific studies, anyway?! Your mother is still alive, so that PROVES that smoking is good for u! Thank goodness that people like u are exposing the truth!

  • @bigleroygym I personally been smoking for 36 years. It always relaxed me & it was something to look forward to on a break from work. Smoking alwaays was socially acceptable until the lies started spreading. The only thing that smoking is not good for now days is your bank account. (But that was caused by the lies. When I started smoking cigaretts was only $1.00 a pack. Now? The company is making $2.00 a pack & the government is making $4.00. Sad! The lies people spread?

  • @Godzie1

    wow...i guess u really couldn't tell i was being very sarcastic about smoking being healthy...that's sad. Thanks for at least for providing an example of how smoking damages the brain. Haha!

  • @bigleroygym No your sarcasm means nothing to me. Your just another brainwashed fool that the media succeeded to make you believe that smoking is fatal or dangerous to your health. True fact is No matter what you do or don't do? Your going to die like everyone else does! One wrong turn of your car your dead. You might even die before I do? Then all you're years as a health nut gone to hell! (Hows that for reality, not sarcasm!)

  • This segment of a spoof on us smokers, should be a wake up call to us that it might just become a reality & that we should fight back before it does! (Did we ever think 10 years ago that we can't have a after dinner cigerette in a restaurant or bar? (worlds gone nuts!) :(

  • lol its a funny proposal, but im sure if something even as close to restricting smoking to a couple states, everyone would just do it illegally or start smoking weed

  • There's no need to censor the clips...

  • this movie is the best to just sit around with friends and laugh

  • Good thing they pay a lot of our taxes!! Stupid ass smokers. LMAO!!!

  • Can't imagine if Obama ban smoking except one state.

  • @FullMetalNinja001 illinois?

  • @NammenlosSVER

    Yeah, then everyone would be coming over to smoke. Most people would get lung cancer just from the second hand smoke fumes O.o

  • @YesIm10 Fool...No one gets lung cancer from 2nd hand smoke. You get it from radon. Even breathing the sulfuric air after a fireworks display on the 4th can cause irritation to your lungs. But you don't see fireworks banned?

  • @Godzie1 its banned to civilians unless they got a liscense.

  • @FullMetalNinja001 If Obama selected 1 state for smokers? It be Washington. BECAUSE HE SMOKES TOO.

  • LMAO nobody knows its a movie

  • @SirkieMusic....

    I dont care either as long as they keep their toxic fumes far away from me.

  • @PhysiologicAli You better move to space because for the rest of your life there will be smokers. Millions of us & your wimpy complaining won't stop us!

  • @Godzie1 Chances are that early death from smoking related causes will stop you so no need for complaining. Stop being in denial and kick that nasty habit.

  • @PhysiologicAli I've been smoking longer then you have been living young man & you have no right to tell anyone how to live their lives. I enjoy smoking because it relaxes me. Drinking & Drugs are bad shit that screws w/people's minds. But some idiots made up some crap about smoking & the government is getting rich off of it. Also all you brainwashed fools believe what you hear is true. It's not denial dear, It's REALTY!

  • @Godzie1 Thats the nicotine talking.but yeah, there are other things to help you relax.Smokers always makes lame ass excuses.

  • @hecrpd No lame excuse? What & who in the hell are you that we feel we have to make an excuse to? We are adults & don't have to give excuses why we do what we do? Everyone does something? Smokes, Drinks, Drugs, chocoholics, nymphomaniacs, Eating disorders. etc...etc...No excuses needed because adults can do what they do and needs no ones consent to do it! You have no right to tell me how to live my life then I have to tell you how to live your life!

  • @Godzie1 unless it gets outlawed.i can see that happening in some states in the near future.NY has banned smoking in bars,and now beaches.

  • @hecrpd New york will one day find that they screwed themselves economically. Texas (largest state in the U.S. Wants nothing to do w/these bans.) They hurt businesses big time & we did not need that in todays recession. Bans will die out just like prohibition did. Money always rules out folks! 

  • @Godzie1 Thats the nicotine talk eh?get over yourself.Things are changing and you gotta learn to except it.

  • @hecrpd NO it's not the nicotine talking, Smartass...It's me talking & I don't have to accept anything if I don't want to . Especially controlling idiots who screwed everything over with lies! I'm over 50 now & know the truth....But idiots rather believe this assinine lies about smoking! We don't have to take it either!

  • @Godzie1 what ever.

  • @hecrpd "Whatever is the highly genious term to use when you know I'm right and can't fight it!

  • @Godzie1 no Whatever my way of saying that you are boring me.

  • @hecrpd Sorry that "the truth" is so boring. But us smoker's are sick & tired of this banning & cigarettes are fatal shit & being pushed out to the street to have a smoke. Because of wimpy cry-babies thinks they will die from it? Because they won't! Hearing that shit is really boring to us.

  • @Godzie1 Let it go already.you're boring everybody.

  • @hecrpd NEVER..HA HA HA HA! (btw you're the boring one.) All smokers will applaud me on this page!

  • smoking is more addictive than heroin and it is legal. What pisses me of is that they ban pro-hormones ect.. and still allow this shit tobacco to be sold. Hypocrites!

  • @PhysiologicAli  cool story bro......too bad nobody cares

  • @SirkleMusic You are a dumbass. I care.

  • @YesIm10 then you should cease breathing...now

  • @PhysiologicAli asshole

    

  • rofl

  • It's a 37 hour drive yet he needs to be back in ten minutes, so his lunch break is 37 hours and ten minutes, wow.

  • actually it's 74 hours and twenty minutes because smoking takes ten minutes, lol.

  • @ethusiasm You're thinking of how long he would need not how long the lunch break is lol.

  • Smokers are the new second class citizens.

  • @evildeaddrew Ignorant retards like you are 3rd class citizens!

  • @Godzie1 In what way you smug SOB, because smokers pay extra taxes for there addiction and are treated like they shouldn't be on the planet. Or are you one of those people who worry about cancer when the food you eat, the car you drive with it's emissions, or the factories worldwide are killing you even if smoking is outlawed. It's BS how there treated and guess what I don't even smoke so now what do you have to say Jackass.

  • @evildeaddrew No I don't worry about any of that crap...Because in the end we all die & w/all that stupid worry you do? You will probably die before me from a stroke or an ulcer. Life is hard enough without extra hardship you can't do nothing about. I try to enjoy the time that I'm here w/my family & loved ones. Life is temperary & lived over a half of century already so I'm blessed. So you go on bitching about petty shit, if that what turns you on in life. But it's annoying!

  • Coming true......25 dollar fine for smoking in a public food place where i live.

  • "move the car, you old f**kin' bitch!" funny!

  • smoking is awesome

  • i agree

  • no smoking is horribly bad fr you but smoking weed is good

  • It's awesome until it's not.

  • Each city should have a lottery for a certain amount of bars or restaurants to have a smokers permit. to ban an entire city of smoking privs is wrong. And I don't even smoke Outside of a cigar now and then and or medical cannabis.  There should at least be special bars who have a disclaimer that they're a smokers only restaurant and bar, non smokers enter at their own risk and make it 18 and over.

  • "lottery"? what?

  • @bluevidcam That would be fair but they know that the smoking restarants & bars would be the busiest & making the most profit. Many businesses shut down already since the bans started. :(

  • 37 hour drive from San Francisco to Demoine Iowa?? Yeah if you don't hit traffic and are doing 80 the entire way with no sleep. Try more like 2 and a half days

  • Who fuckin' cares? It's a comedy movie after all, not a serious report.

  • Seriousness aside, I love the sharp sense of sarcasm the writers/produces behind this video used. It's very difficult to think how they could've made this video more amusing.....

  • Has anyone ever heard of the "passive smoke fraud" GOOOGLE IT PLEASE !!! damn people..smokers are not selfish and either are some of the non smokers, whats selfish is the business owners not having the right to choose if they want smoking or not in their building. If that was the case then smokers and non smokers alike would have someplace to go. Its extremely stupid and naziish to force everyone to cater to one group, majority or not. and still alot of states didnt even get to vote on it.

  • Quiet, no one likes you.

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  • Well said 123! This is exactly the same strategy anti-smoking groups use from state to state, community to community(regardless if town, village, city, county ban for unincorporated areas, etc.), and in other continents by countries to impose countrywide bans(i.e. Britain, Uruguay, Turkey, etc.).

    Google 'no smoke cia fundamentals', if you've never seen the "Bible" all anti-smoking groups in this country use to impose bans, + want to learn how lobbyists keep returning until NO exemptions remain.

  • go write a book long comment

  • @123Larra I back you up Laura 100%! Thank God for the people w/common sence!

  • Damn, I wish something like that would happen across the world. I'd love to see those selfish assholes get what they deserve for slowly killing themselves and everyone around them.

  • its good cuz since they are all in the same room the smoke would kill all of them

  • i like all of the smokers hacking up a lung in the background, I think we should put that room in mexico though.

  • beat to smoking ban with greentip electronic cigarette.

    check them out

  • i love this movie so much xDD

  • SHS is harmless. Google "The passive smoking fraud". Really, it's interesting how they blow these things out of proportions. Let's just say that dairy products were found to be 3 times as cancerous as tobacco smoke and yet considered safe. It's a scam

  • Exactly, the SHS movement has been nothing but a farce all along that's screwed business owners wanting to cater to smokers. I've always been of the belief(and remain so, living in a backwards strict ban state) any private businesses catering to smokers should either declare their business a 'smoking establishment' with clear exterior signage stating minors can't enter, or wall off a section using its own ventilation system. Kudos to Wichita for essentially adopting all the above into their ban.

  • Smoking is bad for you but I`ll never understand in a million years how smoking is banned in all bars now. Freaking incredible. What would SInatra say?

  • and yet booze isnt, but really... the can't take away all the fun... CAN THEY????

  • lol...yah, drinking isnt NEARLY as dangerous as smoking! >XD

  • yes it is lool i dont do either but drinking for someone who doesnt contrl is pretty dangerous dude

  • I hope you weren't serious, drinking is more harmful than smoking.

    I do both.

  • @Anttifellow What positive health benefits are there from a cigarette compared to a glass of wine?? Smoking is worse because it is affecting the people around them too. I can chose not to drink but i can't always choose not to smoke! In ecxess i think your probably right but a limited amount no qusetion smoking is worse!

  • @Strange0ne By drinking, I meant binge drinking. I should have mentioned this. By the way, I finally gave up on smoking.

  • @Anttifellow its been a while since my last comment..but...yah............­..i wasnt serious...

  • @JackHauss He can't say anything.He's dead.

  • lol

    he has to be back at work in 10 mins

    37 hour drive looooool

  • awesome

  • I have the movie -

    He says -

    Move the Car you Fucking asshole!

    Next -

    It's a 37 Hour drive. ~ It's Fucking Bullshit!

  • Nah he says "Move the car you old, fat bitch (:

  • NO!!!! He said "move the car, you OLD FUCKIBN BITCH"

    I am 100% sure that I am DEFINITELY right because I have very good hearing and perception and Im cool. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take an overnight flight to Iowa.

  • Perfect comment, i liked the "Im Cool cuz i smoke" thing you had goin there with Iowa, :p