4:56 - Due to hysterical laughing, Grimith cannot adequately Get On With It at this time. Instead, we present to you, the very same hysterical laughing that is causing Grimith to not be able to get on with it.
Don't worry, I laughed just as hard at that whole thing too.
1:04:50 I like how he say he's a plumber like it's a big secret, but on the back of his bike it says 'plumber on a bike'. And then she still doesn't believe him. Considering the whole thing that may be a petty complaint, but it's my way of coping with something so... yeah the video is rather accurate.
58:27 This narration should be given when presented with any kind of alternative ever.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen someone set up a playable version of this game using YouTube clips, so there's that if you ever feel the need to hear what the narrators actually said at the end of the long and bizzare series of photos set to cheesy public-domain-y music.
14:10 The least you could have done is cut a photo of a panda mascot driving a racing car out with scissors and crudely taped it to your title card here.
17:40 You seem to be doing well! You have 1000 scores ... of what?
20:00 And now, a parallel universe where they have the same vehicles parked in the same place but are replaced by better actors.
42:55 I like how you greet the desynch so you don't have to hear the new narrator, moments after you celebrated the old narrator going away.
@MitchellRAbel Space Phallus is a silly game. In no way, shape, or form does it attempt to take itself seriously. The Ur-Quan Masters, on the other hand... well, that scene is both absurdly placed and inescapable. It's a dash of awkwardness, particularly for kids, in an adult game, especially if you're playing the game while anyone's around and suddenly find yourself having to explain what's happening.
I am not entirely sure if you should shake your friends hand, or kick him directly in the dick. In any case I have never seen something quite so.....interesting i suppose.
I should've known that the counter being stuck on the 666th view was some sort of oh so subtle hint from The Powers That Be to STAY AWAY from the play button.
*rolls up into fetal position, then proceeds to rock back and forth while sucking on thumb*
24 minutes in... my brain is leaking down my nose again, need to fix it before I keep watching this. I made it to 15 minutes since I had to stop watching.
This made me laugh so hard for quite a few times, thanks for that.
I wonder how deep the irony in this "game" is. I mean you have to love a game who asks you if you really want to play again in just that tone of voice at 1:05:57.
I twitch a little bit every time I see someone incorrectly claim themselves the 666th viewer of the video. In fact, I twitch a couple of times, because they're wrong twice.
@Mestherion Well, as I'm sure you know, YouTube doesn't update the "Views" counter immediately, particularly when a large influx of views comes in at once. Consequently, multiple people saw the counter at 666. Hell, even I saw it a few times while checking on recent comments. Ergo, if this will make you twitch a bit more... AMG I WUZ DA 666TH VIEWAR AN DA FIRST VIEWAR ROFLMAO
@GrimithR Yes, that was one of the two things they were wrong about. The other one is that the counter doesn't update for the current viewer even on slow videos, which means that anyone who saw it on 666 would have to be AT LEAST the 667th viewer.
@khornhole Really? Mother fucking really? You fucking slopped this in my inbox, and you didn't even have the fucking decency to spell "hurts" correctly? What the fuck does "IT HEARTS" mean, anyway? That's not even a fucking complete sentence.
3DO Interactive Multiplayer. It was the most advanced console of it's generation, putting competitors such as the Mega Drive, SNES or Playstation to shame in terms of raw power and potential. Priced at a steep 700$ at launch. When you bought it, you knew that you'd get the ultimate gaming experience...
21:30 .... What.... this.... story... the sense it makes.... 22:30 WHY ARE WE BACK HERE?! 23:40 My brain.... at this story.... IS THAT A KNIFE?! 25:30 WHY IS HE BACK... NOOOOOO 30:30 Wow.... I know where this is going.... 31:30 CALLED IT! 32:50 C rated is still being generous. 37:16 I think the emulator's just going on strike and doesn't want to play this game anymore. 39:25 Have a seat over there.. 41:20 .... So is this the voice acting for option two from before? 44:30 NOOOOO! 45:34 wow..
@thedeathcat From my understanding, there were a variety of games released in the late '80's and early '90's for systems like the 3DO which were nothing more than picture shows. You could have like your very own television screen saver with flowers on it and music or something.
@Kabhaq ...What the fuck? This fucking video didn't even exist a day and a half ago. This video didn't even exist twelve hours ago! I know this is the greatest video I've ever recorded, but it's not like YouTube is going to part the Red Sea for you and allow you to peer into the future.
@Kabhaq Of course it does. That's because the video was uploaded... now, around fourteen and a half hours ago, and, since YouTube operates off of U.S. West Coast time, that was still January 29.
5:39 it's how we all must have felt, my jaw was hanging there - Grimith..Oh Grimith, full of surprises.
11:56 o.O People talk like that? I've went on and asked 5 girls in my contact list in ages of 20 to 32 what would their reaction be if their dad would say something like that. They didn't seem to be willing to answer. One wanted a restraining order and had to explain to other it wasn't sexual harassment. Rest just had what the hell is wrong with you face. This is getting better and better..
@JeromAsdert I know people who speak like that. My parents - and their friends - were rather vulgar in their descriptions back in the day. Mom and Dad have mellowed out now over the passage of time, but I'm certainly not new to descriptions like what were used in the game.
What I am new to, however, is games actually using those descriptions.
Its like this game has reached some kind of emotional singularity. You will laugh (hard), you will cry, and you will hardly understand the motivations of characters you most likely couldn't muster up the compassion to give a flying truck about in the first place. Truly this a standard for which all others must rise above to be given a place in the world that simply says; yes your better than Plumbers don't wear ties but that's not saying much. I can't feel my legs.
@effingcontroller Just think: This game was made in 1994, and the World Wide Web had only been around for a few years. Now imagine this game having been made eighteen years later.
@GrimithR I don't know if I want to imagine that, so I'll rephrase my initial comment: this game is what would come up if you typed in AOL Keyword: "opiumdream"
Don't change the title, Grimith. You may be afraid of being accused of false advertising, but if you consider the psychological (and probably physical) strain you had to endure in the process of making this video, nobody can possibly disagree about the achievement it represents. You suffered for us. I'm pleased :-)
@JohnZoidberg1417 Oh, no, I'm not afraid of being accused of false advertising. The title is 100% accurate. In my opinion, this is the greatest video I've ever recorded.
@NumidiumsRG The only way I could think of describing this game was fusing all of my reactions in Day Three of "6 Days A Sacrifice" together with something like... say... that sex scene in "The Ur-Quan Masters" with the Syreen. Even that doesn't do it justice, though, which is why I said in the description that the experience was indescribable.
@Szeron There are tens of thousands of video games. I'm certainly not surprised, considering how A) It's for the 3DO B) It's an indie, C-rated romantic comedy with elements of softcore pornography. C) It sucks. It really, really sucks.
You can "like" or "dislike" a video, but YouTube seriously needs a "stare with a dull, blank look of horror on your face" button.
I do find myself wondering where the other branching points lead. What if she makes the first move? What if the old guy gave her a straight-up job offer, or just flat out kicked her out? What happens if she stripped as instructed, or if she had taken his mysterious other offer?
Grimith must buy a 3DO and this game on EBay and replay with perfect sound synch.
@MysteriousJG I've known the guy who showed this game to me for twenty years now. While I'm sure he'd be more than happy to let me borrow his 3DO and his hard copy of the game (no, seriously), I'm gonna have to go with a "no" on playing this game again.
Also, a little addition to my previous comment. I've always thought of this game as modern Ed Wood. I mean guy made stuff bad back then, it turned out to be cult classic in trash department.....I think it is one of those games which will end up the same.
41:43 Aw, damn it. It seems her kung fu was superior.
42:08 This validates a theory I've had since the start but wasn't sure about: the game is intentionally aiming for So Bad It's Good. It's trying to be humorously shitty ON PURPOSE.
42:40 Talking to oneself is a sign of insanity, crazy kung-fu lady.
I uhh... watched this all through... There are some WTF games out there... but I think this one takes the cake. And I now have a video link to give to people when they ask about the worst game ever. XD
Before I'm going to even watch this, I just want to mention that I've heard of this. The "Angry Video Game Nerd" , a rather famous retro games critic has reviewed this title before, with some very interesting things to say about it.
I feel like if I watch this, I may lose something important to me, or perhaps lose everything. Not that will stop me. I'M GOING I-
Answering the question from 48:40 about its price, it currently sells for 40 to 50USD (used) and made it on place #1 of various "do not buy this game" lists ever since it was licensed for the 3DO and released in 1994.
wikipedia, amazon and various "game" reviewers have "interestring" reviews on this one.
Ok, it's official. This is the first Grimtastic video I just have to leave half watched. God this is stupid, offensively so. The collective shame oozing from this is roughly equal to a full season of some shitty reality tv. I know this should go over the top to so bad it's good, but no. Just no.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go catch my brain as it made an escape hatch on the back of my skull and hid somewhere, probably as far away from the screen as possible.
@TheEdnar83 It's okay. I understand. In fact, I am happy you and a few others managed to rend your eyes from this video. Just because this is the greatest video I've ever recorded doesn't mean it's the best game I've ever recorded. Oh, no.
Thanks for the comment @ 31:00, but did you really have to compare "Plumbers dont wear Ties" with "Wing Commander 3", starring Mark Hamill, Michael McDowel and John Rhys-Davies (imdb is your freind on these names) ? You might as well compare Norman Borlaug with Adolf Hitler.
thanks for the comment @ 31:00, but did you really hve to compare "Pklumbers dont wear ties" with "inc Commander 3" wich is starring Mark Hamill, Michael McDowel and John Rhys-Davies (imdb is your freind on these names)
Excuse me while I go get a spoon, so I can dig my heart out of my chest. I mean there's random humor in games... and then there's this... Although the funniest thing is that you could actually choose to make her a nun.
I actually feel sorry for everyone who bought this game thinking they would get a good game or fun game, the people I don't feel sorry for are the people who bought this game just to jack off to, because we both know that at least one person did.
Oh and just so you know the highest score you can attain is -170,000 according to gamefaqs.
4:56 - Due to hysterical laughing, Grimith cannot adequately Get On With It at this time. Instead, we present to you, the very same hysterical laughing that is causing Grimith to not be able to get on with it.
Don't worry, I laughed just as hard at that whole thing too.
SSiG94 5 days ago
.....?
ctemos 5 days ago
Don't lie. You wanna see some dicks.
VaginaMoist 1 week ago
You got me Blood Laughing
AFLVideos2011 2 weeks ago
1:04:50 I like how he say he's a plumber like it's a big secret, but on the back of his bike it says 'plumber on a bike'. And then she still doesn't believe him. Considering the whole thing that may be a petty complaint, but it's my way of coping with something so... yeah the video is rather accurate.
Strangeguy0451 1 month ago
I hope the people who created this were later hunted down and deprived of oxygen.
toggsuk 1 month ago
that was the single greatest hour and 8 minutes of my life. thank you for sharing the greatest time of your life with us. XD
GeorgykZhukov1 1 month ago
"We're playing -title- " I'm out. It was fun, guys. Seriously, you guys don't wanna see this
Ubersnuber 1 month ago
46:29-great, not only is it stupid, it's also homophobic. lovely.
Hilarious video though, grimith.
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 month ago
16:00 Benjamin Franklin in a shameful cameo.
ComCodex 1 month ago
50:10 There is so much wrong with that position.
MasterAsra 1 month ago in playlist More videos from GrimithR
That....That....That...I have no words for that.
TheCard365 1 month ago
That was the most magical hour and 6 minutes of my life ever. Of all time. In the Universe. In Eternity. In the 3rd Dimension. Ever.
Fromikeable 1 month ago
Time... Well spent xD
Dasmaster1 1 month ago
After you failing to shut up on TeamSpeak, I'm now watching this, while you and Dewy keep quoting DBZ - Abridged and even more random shit.
This ought to be interesting.
WatchUProductions 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
why do i get the distinct impresison that Jefmajor told you to give this game a go?
titytit 1 month ago
I said no...
I didn't want to watch this, but next thing I knew, an hour had past and I was crying...
AmplifiedSock 1 month ago
46:15 Lesson from the game: Being gay=You lose 50,000 scores.
48:40 YES!! SNIDLEY WHIPLASH!!
58:27 This narration should be given when presented with any kind of alternative ever.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen someone set up a playable version of this game using YouTube clips, so there's that if you ever feel the need to hear what the narrators actually said at the end of the long and bizzare series of photos set to cheesy public-domain-y music.
BoboTheVulture 1 month ago
14:10 The least you could have done is cut a photo of a panda mascot driving a racing car out with scissors and crudely taped it to your title card here.
17:40 You seem to be doing well! You have 1000 scores ... of what?
20:00 And now, a parallel universe where they have the same vehicles parked in the same place but are replaced by better actors.
42:55 I like how you greet the desynch so you don't have to hear the new narrator, moments after you celebrated the old narrator going away.
BoboTheVulture 1 month ago
Did you just fart, cause your blowing me away.
Does this rag snell like chloroform to you?
I lost my virginity, can I borrow yours?
Can I tickle your p**** with a feather? -WHAT?!- I said particularly nice weather
OoNik0oO 1 month ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHS OFF GRIMTH.. what did i just say?
xike6785x 1 month ago
I swear I can just hear your head beating against the wall throughout the entire video... Maybe I'm just reading the mind of everyone watching...
bleachrulzall 1 month ago
45:30 Whadadafuck? man to man? really?
dont worry Grim, I bet the point system is like golf, your actually winning!
50:00 The involuntary head-desks are beginning to hurt
1:07:50 brain melts out of head anlkdagjladfjkf...
nomim814 1 month ago
@nomim814 Forgot about 1:00:00 .... Sweet Jesus.
nomim814 1 month ago
Wait. Syreen was the worst 'adult' thing you could think of? And..."Space Phallus" 'never' rung a bell!?
MitchellRAbel 1 month ago
@MitchellRAbel Space Phallus is a silly game. In no way, shape, or form does it attempt to take itself seriously. The Ur-Quan Masters, on the other hand... well, that scene is both absurdly placed and inescapable. It's a dash of awkwardness, particularly for kids, in an adult game, especially if you're playing the game while anyone's around and suddenly find yourself having to explain what's happening.
GrimithR 1 month ago
I am not entirely sure if you should shake your friends hand, or kick him directly in the dick. In any case I have never seen something quite so.....interesting i suppose.
joemobenx 1 month ago
15:30 ...i believe my brain imploded from the sheer stupidity that i have just witnessed
20:35 was...was that supposed to be a cry of pain or what?
34:20 well...at least the game was direct about it
36:14 PHOTO NEGATIVE BOSS DEMANDS YOUR CLOTHING BEGONE!!!
40:05 somehow this game made attempted rape/murder into something funny...idk if thats a good thing or not
46:00 my brain, pain, sdbcuiasdbfsdbfbasdbglbgauib
Suza328 1 month ago 3
What did I just watch?
...No, seriously, I have no idea where the last hour of my life went.
XenusSerathiiIcelon 1 month ago 2
I should've known that the counter being stuck on the 666th view was some sort of oh so subtle hint from The Powers That Be to STAY AWAY from the play button.
*rolls up into fetal position, then proceeds to rock back and forth while sucking on thumb*
andarkar 1 month ago
So, is this a Visual Novel? because that kinda rips Katawa Shojous title as the first western VN then.
ThisisHipHop1000 1 month ago
24 minutes in... my brain is leaking down my nose again, need to fix it before I keep watching this. I made it to 15 minutes since I had to stop watching.
Ottavio139 1 month ago
I'd say that the silence from six days a sacrifice was way more awe-inspiring. But the silence from this video was more humorous.
On a side-note, I think Yahtzee should re-create this game, in a horror/thriller setting.
CappyAnon 1 month ago
I cannot even believe you attempted this. LMAO I remember watching this on the AVGN. I will have to sit down when I need to cry to watch this. :)
ioaz81 1 month ago
When we saw Jane's father I thought of Jef...
djc807 1 month ago
This made me laugh so hard for quite a few times, thanks for that.
I wonder how deep the irony in this "game" is. I mean you have to love a game who asks you if you really want to play again in just that tone of voice at 1:05:57.
What the hell were the creators of this thinking?
Leibowitz 1 month ago
You know if you were so surprised why didn't you say "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"
dylan522p 1 month ago
You're right Grimith, this isn't really a 'game'. It's more a gaming experience. Who knew that things like this ever existed? Cause I sure didn't.
BlackShadow993 1 month ago
Oh my gog, this is wonderfully horribly wrong.
ikillstupidcomments 1 month ago
The art director clearly only showed up on the first day long enough to blurt out one idea and then never came back.
Dakau456 1 month ago
i have gone so mad form this that im watching it again
bloomoo666 1 month ago
@bloomoo666 fuck it i can't watch it again
bloomoo666 1 month ago
did you hear it from jef
xAngryBirds 1 month ago
I twitch a little bit every time I see someone incorrectly claim themselves the 666th viewer of the video. In fact, I twitch a couple of times, because they're wrong twice.
Mestherion 1 month ago 4
@Mestherion Well, as I'm sure you know, YouTube doesn't update the "Views" counter immediately, particularly when a large influx of views comes in at once. Consequently, multiple people saw the counter at 666. Hell, even I saw it a few times while checking on recent comments. Ergo, if this will make you twitch a bit more... AMG I WUZ DA 666TH VIEWAR AN DA FIRST VIEWAR ROFLMAO
GrimithR 1 month ago 16
@GrimithR Yes, that was one of the two things they were wrong about. The other one is that the counter doesn't update for the current viewer even on slow videos, which means that anyone who saw it on 666 would have to be AT LEAST the 667th viewer.
*twitch* It hearts.
Mestherion 1 month ago
Just warning you guys who haven't watched this... Don't try to write a microbiology lab report while watching this video... It gets weird fast.
MrSuednym 1 month ago
Obliglitory AVGN comment. This is my favorite episode of Angry Video Game Nerd.
patq911 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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khornhole 1 month ago
@khornhole Really? Mother fucking really? You fucking slopped this in my inbox, and you didn't even have the fucking decency to spell "hurts" correctly? What the fuck does "IT HEARTS" mean, anyway? That's not even a fucking complete sentence.
GrimithR 1 month ago 25
@GrimithR My guess. is that he put hearts, because the too characters are supposably in love. Only a guess though, he could just be another troll.
brandedelemental 1 month ago
@GrimithR Thank you for your reply to khornhole. I was drinking. Now I must get napkins. And a lot of them.
WertomThree 1 month ago
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khornhole 1 month ago
I have a bruise on my forehead because of all the facepalming
raggarn86 1 month ago
HAHA daddy on the draino!!!
Sargazm 1 month ago
This is one of those games that drops your IQ by 50%.
slayermaster006 1 month ago
Old school porn and Grimth = WIN
cingin 1 month ago
the something different ending coulda used "does this smell like chloroform?" lol
KrazeeFuzz 1 month ago
this game = best game ever
Dbtz99 1 month ago
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DoctorBottle 1 month ago
Wow...
iendedyoui 1 month ago
What. The. Fuck.
AdamusOne 1 month ago
You REALLY got on with it in this one GrimGrams!
WEKS87 1 month ago
That may be the most accurate video title ever.
2122Hellfire 1 month ago
fhearilfgbewaigfieargfuireil....
tonberrytoby 1 month ago
666 views ur the most epic ever
1337CheeseBerg 1 month ago
3DO Interactive Multiplayer. It was the most advanced console of it's generation, putting competitors such as the Mega Drive, SNES or Playstation to shame in terms of raw power and potential. Priced at a steep 700$ at launch. When you bought it, you knew that you'd get the ultimate gaming experience...
[Insert witty one liner here]
PaulTDGreat 1 month ago
What the crap is this?
ZombieNinja1988 1 month ago
Why has the viewer count stopped on 666............
Siggorillo 1 month ago
are you gay?
joefromminecraft 1 month ago
Well. That was something different...
Brandisius 1 month ago
I... am the 666th viewer... Something tells me this is going to be FANTASTIC.
TandT89 1 month ago 6
@TandT89 LOL So am I. Something's going terribly wrong here...
karatezucchini 1 month ago
wow this had 666 views when i watched it
joefromminecraft 1 month ago
90% of this is grimith laughing his arse of
aqworlds192 1 month ago 2
Dear god. The moment I saw the thumbnail I knew what game it was.
Here we are... The great and final clash of the Weird Part of Youtube and the Normal part of Youtube... All in one video.
Truly, Grimith, this is the best video you ever recorded, and the best video that has been ever put up for the internet to see. I salute you.
TheSonOfRNG 1 month ago
Well, I haven't cracked up this much since Ur-Quan Masters.... wow. Also, Jef "recommended" this didn't he XD
Cptwalmart 1 month ago in playlist Short Bits
Weel, about the price... there's someon selling this "thing" on ebay for a 100 bucks... soo yeah, wtf.
matteolima 1 month ago
I think I need to have taken some major LSD to truly enjoy this game.
Maybe a negative score is better than a positive score? :D
I can't believe he road a bike with that logo on the back.
I find it interesting how he tells her he loves her even after meeting her for a brief moment. If only relationships could be that easy.
You should show some of the other cutscenes.
BrianD0313 1 month ago
it hurts
Ottavio139 1 month ago
13:27 that cats braking the 3rd wall
kasocool2812 1 month ago
Cptwalmart 1 month ago in playlist Short Bits
Grimith, this has to be the most awesome thing I've ever seen on youtube. How is this even fucking possible?
Benheh 1 month ago
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Cptwalmart 1 month ago in playlist Short Bits
I knew of this game beforehand, but... I didn't remember it being THIS stupid.
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Beetles the size of a childs fist...
0TheHellion 1 month ago 5
@0TheHellion You wish those beetles would be devouring your brain right now.
GrimithR 1 month ago 3
@GrimithR They already are.
0TheHellion 1 month ago
My only question is how they turned a powerpoint presentation into a game for the 3DO.
thedeathcat 1 month ago
@thedeathcat From my understanding, there were a variety of games released in the late '80's and early '90's for systems like the 3DO which were nothing more than picture shows. You could have like your very own television screen saver with flowers on it and music or something.
GrimithR 1 month ago
10:27 How did you not ragequit by this point.
11:57 ....... Wha...who....i'm.... my brain will be over here now...
19:35 WHAT?!RELLY?!WHAT!?!
Cptwalmart 1 month ago in playlist Short Bits
Thank you, Youtube, FOR NOT LETTING ME SEE THIS IN MY SUB BOX FOR A DAY AND A HALF. 'preciate it, bitch.
Kabhaq 1 month ago
@Kabhaq ...What the fuck? This fucking video didn't even exist a day and a half ago. This video didn't even exist twelve hours ago! I know this is the greatest video I've ever recorded, but it's not like YouTube is going to part the Red Sea for you and allow you to peer into the future.
GrimithR 1 month ago 20
@GrimithR RE Kabhaq, I think its because Youtube sometimes shows when the Upload begun, as oppose to when the Upload was complete.
Caeviens 1 month ago
@GrimithR It says it was uploaded yesterday.
Kabhaq 1 month ago
@Kabhaq Of course it does. That's because the video was uploaded... now, around fourteen and a half hours ago, and, since YouTube operates off of U.S. West Coast time, that was still January 29.
GrimithR 1 month ago
Attempt 1: Made it 15 minutes in before my brain started leaking down my nose. I'll fix that and come back.
Ottavio139 1 month ago
Ohhhhh yes...
117superdude 1 month ago
my brain went BOOOM!!!
2illedan 1 month ago
Why has the video frozen? Oh... oh
landkreuzerratte 1 month ago
5:39 it's how we all must have felt, my jaw was hanging there - Grimith..Oh Grimith, full of surprises.
11:56 o.O People talk like that? I've went on and asked 5 girls in my contact list in ages of 20 to 32 what would their reaction be if their dad would say something like that. They didn't seem to be willing to answer. One wanted a restraining order and had to explain to other it wasn't sexual harassment. Rest just had what the hell is wrong with you face. This is getting better and better..
JeromAsdert 1 month ago
@JeromAsdert I know people who speak like that. My parents - and their friends - were rather vulgar in their descriptions back in the day. Mom and Dad have mellowed out now over the passage of time, but I'm certainly not new to descriptions like what were used in the game.
What I am new to, however, is games actually using those descriptions.
GrimithR 1 month ago
I wonder if your friend heard of it from the AVGN review.
BloodfelX 1 month ago 5
Its like this game has reached some kind of emotional singularity. You will laugh (hard), you will cry, and you will hardly understand the motivations of characters you most likely couldn't muster up the compassion to give a flying truck about in the first place. Truly this a standard for which all others must rise above to be given a place in the world that simply says; yes your better than Plumbers don't wear ties but that's not saying much. I can't feel my legs.
TheSpoonalot 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@TheSpoonalot Now you understand why this is the greatest video I've ever recorded. It's all downhill from here.
GrimithR 1 month ago
If anyone can read this: Send help, please.
This... Is just... Wow...
pyrri85 1 month ago
@pyrri85 No one can save you now. All of the sane ones have already fled. It's too late!
GrimithR 1 month ago
HAHA I spit my drink all over my screen
zapermunz 1 month ago
Well you're right. Congrats my mind is blown.
Dmanastrator 1 month ago
I feel like I just wrapped the Internet up in a bunch of paper towels and smoked it.
effingcontroller 1 month ago in playlist Short Bits 22
@effingcontroller Just think: This game was made in 1994, and the World Wide Web had only been around for a few years. Now imagine this game having been made eighteen years later.
GrimithR 1 month ago
@GrimithR I don't know if I want to imagine that, so I'll rephrase my initial comment: this game is what would come up if you typed in AOL Keyword: "opiumdream"
effingcontroller 1 month ago
It hurts.
pandamage22 1 month ago 20
@pandamage22 And you will know the name of the King.
GrimithR 1 month ago
Don't change the title, Grimith. You may be afraid of being accused of false advertising, but if you consider the psychological (and probably physical) strain you had to endure in the process of making this video, nobody can possibly disagree about the achievement it represents. You suffered for us. I'm pleased :-)
JohnZoidberg1417 1 month ago
@JohnZoidberg1417 Oh, no, I'm not afraid of being accused of false advertising. The title is 100% accurate. In my opinion, this is the greatest video I've ever recorded.
GrimithR 1 month ago
Reminds me of 6Days' Sex Scene. Delicious Grimith speechlessness.
NumidiumsRG 1 month ago
@NumidiumsRG The only way I could think of describing this game was fusing all of my reactions in Day Three of "6 Days A Sacrifice" together with something like... say... that sex scene in "The Ur-Quan Masters" with the Syreen. Even that doesn't do it justice, though, which is why I said in the description that the experience was indescribable.
GrimithR 1 month ago
What are you, inSAIYAN?!
MrPingzero 1 month ago
@MrPingzero Pbft.
GrimithR 1 month ago
'reads title'
you are a sodding masochist!
even AVGN said this is bad! so bad that he actually said Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was better!
ShadowWolfRising 1 month ago
By the nuns!... Really?.. It's come to this, Grimith?
I guess the only place left to go from here is that LSD: Dream Emulator game...
(Really though, I'm was surprised that you hadn't heard of this before.)
Szeron 1 month ago
@Szeron There are tens of thousands of video games. I'm certainly not surprised, considering how A) It's for the 3DO B) It's an indie, C-rated romantic comedy with elements of softcore pornography. C) It sucks. It really, really sucks.
GrimithR 1 month ago
I remember playing this game.
First time I consider going on a genecidal rampage.
ghostkingoftheworld 1 month ago
wow..... wow.
CptTazer 1 month ago
First time i pressed "dislike" with a smile on my face though dislike isn't as close as hate would be.
Added up the time your slaves spent watching this "piece of art", this video maybe cost a life or two. Have fun with the souls
HellraiderZap 1 month ago
.......
sgtkilllaaa 1 month ago
You don't understand...I was so wrong, it was so wrong...I'm so sorry
meanmanturbo 1 month ago
¿ʇı ʇǝפ
Sammerz91 1 month ago
I've seen the Angry VG nerd play this. If it wasn't him, then somebody, but i've seen it.
TheoryOfThought 1 month ago
You can "like" or "dislike" a video, but YouTube seriously needs a "stare with a dull, blank look of horror on your face" button.
I do find myself wondering where the other branching points lead. What if she makes the first move? What if the old guy gave her a straight-up job offer, or just flat out kicked her out? What happens if she stripped as instructed, or if she had taken his mysterious other offer?
Grimith must buy a 3DO and this game on EBay and replay with perfect sound synch.
MysteriousJG 1 month ago
@MysteriousJG I've known the guy who showed this game to me for twenty years now. While I'm sure he'd be more than happy to let me borrow his 3DO and his hard copy of the game (no, seriously), I'm gonna have to go with a "no" on playing this game again.
GrimithR 1 month ago
lmao. I remember AVGN's review of this game, so I already knew how shitty it was :D
SonOfTanit 1 month ago
Also, a little addition to my previous comment. I've always thought of this game as modern Ed Wood. I mean guy made stuff bad back then, it turned out to be cult classic in trash department.....I think it is one of those games which will end up the same.
LarienTheMage 1 month ago
45:35 I NEED AN ADULT!
46:13 Guess he lied to his mom about the whole gay thing, huh?
46:39 Is that some sort of zen koan? "Unicorns don't really like dancing"? What?
47:20 GOD DAMN IT HOW DO HER CLOTHES KEEP... WHAT?!
51:00 AND HE'S BACK. WITH A HELMET THIS TIME. That'll frustrate her punches for sure.
54:34 I suppose I should expect no less from this.
58:00 Welcome to "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties", where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Taiyama2 1 month ago
Puke. That's all, just puke. There isn't enough vomit in all the world.
Exsellsior 1 month ago
I saw the title of the game, quickly googled it, saw an Angry Video Game Nerd video appear and remembered.
"God, fu****g no. THIS 'Game'."...
^_^
Ivorforce 1 month ago
Well, Grimith, do you remember jef's "Facade" video? Yup, you have created your own masterpiece of that level of entertainment :P
LarienTheMage 1 month ago 2
@LarienTheMage All I need to do now is flush pillows and make dolphin sounds.
GrimithR 1 month ago
Ah, the joy of blind playthroughs. This commentary has been brought to you by "what?" "what!" and "WHAT!?".
LeeSuss 1 month ago
@LeeSuss Also, the overarching theme: "Are you fucking kidding me!?"
GrimithR 1 month ago
Plumbers Don't We- NO! NO! NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
slaxor 1 month ago
36:25 BAHAHAHA. This guy is the best part of the "game", to me.
40:00 IS HE TRYING TO MURDER HER WITH A *PEN*?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
41:13 KICK HER ASS, WEIRD HAT GUY!
41:43 Aw, damn it. It seems her kung fu was superior.
42:08 This validates a theory I've had since the start but wasn't sure about: the game is intentionally aiming for So Bad It's Good. It's trying to be humorously shitty ON PURPOSE.
42:40 Talking to oneself is a sign of insanity, crazy kung-fu lady.
Taiyama2 1 month ago
I uhh... watched this all through... There are some WTF games out there... but I think this one takes the cake. And I now have a video link to give to people when they ask about the worst game ever. XD
Larryihatechu 1 month ago
@Larryihatechu You are welcome, Larry.
GrimithR 1 month ago
Before I'm going to even watch this, I just want to mention that I've heard of this. The "Angry Video Game Nerd" , a rather famous retro games critic has reviewed this title before, with some very interesting things to say about it.
I feel like if I watch this, I may lose something important to me, or perhaps lose everything. Not that will stop me. I'M GOING I-
CappyAnon 1 month ago 2
@CappyAnon me2, but this is a full 1 hour review and its worth it.
olllj 1 month ago
grimith its -30000 not -3000
ColdZcorpio 1 month ago
@ColdZcorpio By that point in the video, how do you still have the brain power required to process that additional zero at the end?
GrimithR 1 month ago
Get on with it.
RebirthWoWGuild 1 month ago
Answering the question from 48:40 about its price, it currently sells for 40 to 50USD (used) and made it on place #1 of various "do not buy this game" lists ever since it was licensed for the 3DO and released in 1994.
wikipedia, amazon and various "game" reviewers have "interestring" reviews on this one.
olllj 1 month ago
Did you lose a bet?
omichron420 1 month ago
@omichron420 I don't think so, no.
GrimithR 1 month ago
At no point did any part of your brain scream "It's a trap!"
ogma001 1 month ago
Ok, it's official. This is the first Grimtastic video I just have to leave half watched. God this is stupid, offensively so. The collective shame oozing from this is roughly equal to a full season of some shitty reality tv. I know this should go over the top to so bad it's good, but no. Just no.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go catch my brain as it made an escape hatch on the back of my skull and hid somewhere, probably as far away from the screen as possible.
TheEdnar83 1 month ago
@TheEdnar83 It's okay. I understand. In fact, I am happy you and a few others managed to rend your eyes from this video. Just because this is the greatest video I've ever recorded doesn't mean it's the best game I've ever recorded. Oh, no.
GrimithR 1 month ago
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ogma001 1 month ago
If only all chasing scenes where as awesome as 47:00 , even Scooby doo cartoons could learn from this.
olllj 1 month ago
14:32 OK, THE HORRIBLE TIME IS OVER. I'M OK. THE PANIC HAS PASSED.
17:34 This game continues to astound me with its stellar choices.
22:40 Make it stop...
24:35 OH GOD IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY ONLY A HILARIOUSLY SHITTY "GAME"
26:56 How can she take him seriously when he's wearing a t-shirt and a TIE?
31:43 I KNEW that whole thing sounded like a buildup to potential sexual harassment.
34:23 This week in the museum of internetology, we have a pre-internet use of the phrase "TITS OR GTFO!"
Taiyama2 1 month ago
And the moral of the story is blurry cleavage action shots.
GhazPlays 1 month ago
@GhazPlays Obviously, they are the solution to everything. Fuck "42," here's "blurry cleavage action shots"!
GrimithR 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thanks for the comment @ 31:00, but did you really have to compare "Plumbers dont wear Ties" with "Wing Commander 3", starring Mark Hamill, Michael McDowel and John Rhys-Davies (imdb is your freind on these names) ? You might as well compare Norman Borlaug with Adolf Hitler.
olllj 1 month ago
thanks for the comment @ 31:00, but did you really hve to compare "Pklumbers dont wear ties" with "inc Commander 3" wich is starring Mark Hamill, Michael McDowel and John Rhys-Davies (imdb is your freind on these names)
olllj 1 month ago
Excuse me while I go get a spoon, so I can dig my heart out of my chest. I mean there's random humor in games... and then there's this... Although the funniest thing is that you could actually choose to make her a nun.
Atheistcat2004 1 month ago
@Atheistcat2004 It's better than the damn cookie-cutter "Hollywood Ending," that's for sure.
GrimithR 1 month ago
What... Wa? Screw this somebody shoot me in the head so I can't see this...
MultiMatinek 1 month ago
I actually feel sorry for everyone who bought this game thinking they would get a good game or fun game, the people I don't feel sorry for are the people who bought this game just to jack off to, because we both know that at least one person did.
Oh and just so you know the highest score you can attain is -170,000 according to gamefaqs.
TopHatRaptor 1 month ago in playlist Short Bits
@ 11:30 dad has a table with a ton of alcohol and .. a bottle of draino... lol no wonder hes f$#ked up.
XavHalo 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@XavHalo Don't forget: He's our narrator as well as Jane's father!
GrimithR 1 month ago
Game, if you're not going to take this seriously, then neither will we.
DoctorWhoForYou 1 month ago
Madness.
IreOfSilverpine 1 month ago