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  • Yes Mate , that's YOUR original......!!! I can't imagine anyone else would want to admit to such a mind....lol!!

    Nice of you to publish a video of you getting pissed all alone too.....highly entertaining!!

  • that was pretty.....auful...sorry

  • 1 star you hurtful son of a bitch!

  • you really look drunk

  • You sound like you were drunk or a little sauced when you made this.

  • That was so stupid! That wasn't humour. It wasn't even offensive. That was just like ... wtf?! When you started out with Red Dwarf I was thinking this would be good. But man, get a life.

    I'm embarrassed for you.

  • this guy makes me ashamed to be an atheist

  • I am catholic and i did not feel offended at that one bit. But jokes at my beleafe do not offend me

  • That wasn't offensive. And it wasn't a joke either. It was just sad.

  • No no, you misunderstood me, the joke is not offensive, it's you that's the problem lol. I don't know exactly what it is.....but I'd like to smack you in your mouth. Make your mouth sound like, "Clack, Clack, Clack-Clack, Clomp"

    Yeah.

    Hey! Don't know why guy, just something about you. Don't take it personal. Don't get offended.

  • You're an idiot and how many times have people knocked your teeth out?

  • Never happened. Probably because I've never come across such a sensitive little bitch like yourself.

  • You wanted 1 star, you got it!

  • ATHEISM: for the less gullible.....apparently he was not nailed to the cross they used velcro but he was too lazy to pull himself free......chapter 32123 of some book that someone somewhere made up...

  • when i saw "offensive" I had below-the-belt comedy in mind, like Chris Rock ect

    not funny

  • I hate Christians as much as the next guy but wtf was that?

  • I don't really feel offended...

    I just feel sorry for you

  • yathats just not a funny joke. have fun drinking alone man.

  • nice joke dude!!! XD

  • wow that was the worst joke i have ever heard like seriously i know 5 year old  with funnier knock knock jokes

  • Uhhh... yeah.... ok.... f'n lame.

  • I don't get it

  • He masturbates his disciples through the holes in his hands.

  • i dont get it ??

  • Masturbates them through the holes in his hands.

  • ooooh ok i like krytens joke better ;)

  • Yeah Kryten's joke is five star material. In fact I think he might be the reason this isn't rated even lower.

  • Poor joke. Just one more thing for God to hold you accountable for in the Great White Throne Judgement. I'm praying for you.

  • ok well that just wasnt funny

    Not cause im offended. It just wasnt funny.

    And by the chugging of the drink, seems like you got a little bit of alcohol problem. Next time try making a funny joke when you're sober .

  • sorry im not religious, and i don't believe in jesus, or god.. but this still didn't have any humor. dull

  • WOW that is just hilarious. I laughed until I cried!

    NOT!!!!!!

    That was the STUPIDEST joke i have heard, Good job on being the LAMEST joke teller EVER!

  • whats the difference between a picture of jesus and jesus himself?

    it only takes one nail to hang the picture

  • lol yup i watch red dwarf alot when i was younger i got all the old video of red dwarf its funny how religious people think they have free will but they dont use it at all to use it they would realize there fcked up belief was all wrong im the ultimate atheist and ultimate unbeleaver of all religious shit free would be too brake away from all the lies and just have some fun in so called life non-beleavers have more funn in life i but this joke on long time ago and got spamed by religioousSpamers

  • Jesus walks into a motel, tosses three nails on the desk in from of the clerk......he asks....."Can you put me up for the night?"

  • lol cool

  • Jesus approved.

  • i love jeezis and you are going to hell, but im going to pray for you... ... ha ha...jk...but yeah this sux

  • i want a refund...

  • so shitty i can never get that two minutes back two minutes of my life wasated

  • ur an idiot who would not know a good joke if it bite u in the ass

  • fag haha

  • FUCK YOU.....nuff said

  • A complete waste of time,

    just because you CAN post videos on youtube it doesnt mean you should.

    Complete twat.

    NOOOOOOOOOOB

  • how did this dude get out of the homo house? only thing that was offensive was a queer having jesus' name cum out his mouth!

  • not even close?

    what would have been harder than nailing baby jesus to the cross?

    my dick while i did it!

  • You definitely win. Nice one.

  • It might be the most offensive but it's also the least funny (unless you happen to about 12).

  • You are the 37th person to make a comment funnier than the joke.

  • Well sir, how drunk were you? It seemed like you were trying, but to drunk to realise what you were doing. By the way, the joke was not funny at all. Have a nice day.

  • ouh im a real chugger

    lmfao what a creep

  • classic pot head

  • you spent like a min seventeen just saying how it would be offensive. wtf

  • LMFAO!!! that is the most retarded thing i have ever heard LMFAO!!

  • The was the most offensive Jesus Joke? I laughed at the fact that you thought of that, because that was pathetic, not offensive.

  • goddamn thats rly retarded. sry hun. I want 2 mins of my life back now plz.

  • nice

  • It's funnier when you understand the punchline..

    "Nah, that "most offensive Jesus-joke ever" is great, if you understand it! You know, he gave his disciples hand-jobs with the holes from the nails in his hands, haha! : )"

    Oh now I get it. lol

  • LOL

    The joke was marginal, but the lead up was funny on it's own. Nigh on 90 seconds of warning and disclaimer before you do the damn thing... 3 for 3ffort, but over all nicely done!

  • you are a very weird man who probably lives with his mother. also you need to get over scooby doo.

  • I wanted to laugh...

    But, instead... I've lost 2 minutes of my life and need some tylenol...

    Thanks for playing. :)

  • wtf?

  • i dun get it @_@?

  • Chances are that you would not like it even if you did get it. If you really want to know it was explained by one of the earliest posters. Or I could tell you.

  • what i don't get is how people dont get this joke, i am catholic but still got a kick out of it though it's very insulting, lol

  • I am going to be honest, I just dont get it. It sounds like you are just adding sex motions to a bible scene, but thats not funny on its own. What am I missing?

  • Perhaps it is better that way. Most people that do get it don't like it anyway.

  • wow ur a dumbass gl with life

  • And the christians are the stupid ones

  • lol thats was fucking hilarious

  • Glad to see some people enjoying it.

  • fuck you that's not even a joke... burn in a furnace I'm an athiest and that wasn't funny... my friends r catholic and they laughed because of ur stupidity... u were fuckin rambling about the joke and then the joke made no sense at all... fuck you and I hope u diie tonight

  • So your christian friends laughed and didn't care but you, an atheist, somehow became so irate by it that you wished death on me? What a promotion for catholics. You could learn a lot from those friends.

  • Ohhh my god that jokes sucks fuckin ass... !!!!! Seriously this joke really sucks ass... Nothing more to say then.. This joke SUCKS ASS.. it was so bad it wasent even fun.. you sometimes something is so bad it can be fun to laugh of them but this was pathetic.. it fuckin sucks...

  • What are you implying?

  • so i guess i u didnt like it?

  • LOL!

    awesome joke. Jokes are better when they're true.

  • too bad your wife left you for some douche and youre stuck in your basement on a friday night to drink away your pain

  • You need to work on your insults a little. Try something a little more creative. Something like 'I saw your story last night on Fox. Worlds worst failed abortions listed you number one. Congrats!'

  • Err ive posted a lot. guess stupid ass people fascinate me. Stop btying to be funny. Most these comments are cause u werent funny. yet u are still trying to be funny in ur replies. take the hint n stop trying to be funny/offensive cause how u are acting right now is just like the outcast retards at highschool who try soo hard to feel good about themselves so they try to make jokes and be funny. key word was TRY. sorry for the insults just trying to help u see clearly how u look.

  • 'sorry for the insults'

    What a classic line. What insults? Where? I see plenty of judgments and speculations. But you don't know me well enough to insult me. And I highly doubt you stopped and felt sorry after your posts. Why would you? You should consider the fact that one video does not equate to an all encompassing view of someones intelligence. So go watch a few more vids of mine and comment about how stupid I am in each one of them.

  • Continued...

    Otherwise, fuck off. If you want to help people see clearly, try different tactics. This method will not work on anyone.

  • oh and btw, insults are insults.How it affects a person doesnt matter. It is an insult, u jsut dont take offense to it. Ur a joke. Make insults on urself and i think people might watch and think its funny

  • actually, sadly, i did watch another one. and its the same type of lame boring comedy that s not creative. ur obama joke is like, duh. think of a joke that no1 else would see coming, something creative that no1 else would think of but after hearing it it makes so much sense. thats comedy. not this lame shit

  • I don't have an Obama joke. I have a vid where I responded to an Obama joke I was told. Perhaps you missed that.

  • i believe it is labeled obama joke and turnaround.

  • have u lived in ur room your whole life? im not religious but that is just plain ass dumb. not silly dumb, not hehe dumb, just a plain waste of time. I really hope u delete this and try again. u dont even have to try again just... just delete it...

  • If you are looking for high class comedy try a gentleman's club. And next time you come across a joke with only two stars, consider skipping it.

  • Where did i say that? Stupid ass assumption and a stupid ass joke. Look i get u tried, but u failed as been noted above many a times. But in regards to whatever pride u may or may not have, i would do whatever is in ur power to get this deleted. U dont have to have a wity comeback for every post, (which u mainly failed at) ur trying to hard to be funny and those are the people who fail. (as u did) agree or not, try to repeat other famous jokes, then replay it and ask urself itf it was funny

  • That was funny!!! I am telling everyone!!!

  • not funny

  • jackass

  • Im not telling my friends dude...............

  • Me neither.

  • you suck at being funny dude.

  • Amen brother.

  • you got problems

  • your a fuckin dick im not offended its just a stupid ass joke so go fuck yourself

  • I mean, I was hoping it would be hilariously offensive, Unfortunately this was not the case, Props for making funa' jesus anyway! :D!

  • omg, are you drunk or something, cuzz that can only come from one stupid douche....

  • WTF!! this joke is CRAPPY!!!,and gay.

  • this is so crazy, you are so damn pathetic, better pray to God for forgiveness of sins.

  • 1. I think that the question of the existence of god(s), fairies, dragons, unicorns, FSM or what vacuum tastes like all have the same value. 2. I am aware of the detrimental effect of organized religion on the minds of otherwise sensible people. 3. I almost wish I could pray for the reincarnation of Carlin. That guy made religious jokes. This isn't a joke. I consider this video to be an example of trolling.

  • If this joke (non joke) is trolling, then all I have caught is carp.

  • Nice wordplay there.

    But the comments I've seen so far have, on average, the same wit of the video and your replies.

    Carp-e Diem: The 1st two videos of the playlist "Refutation of Religions Fabricated by the Ordinary Mind" - the ones I've seen thus far, loading times are terrible, *hint* - are pretty powerful in the 'religion dismantling' department. Try to do something along those lines if your intent is to destroy religion.

    If your intent is to troll, then keep this up, you're doing fine.

  • I have other vids that discuss aspects of religion. The intent of this video was just to have some zombie fun. Since it flopped I don't have plans to do any more of this type. I would have taken it down months ago if it wasn't for the few people that added it to their favorites.

  • this isnt even funny, its just really stupid.

    your really pathetic and you got some issues. and no i wasnt "offended" by this either. that will be 2:10 ill never get back out of my life.

  • I'm not offended, I'm not laughing. I'm not even amused, bemused, or fuckin c,d,e,f,g-mused. This video took 2:10 out of my life and i hope you die because of it. After hearing this "joke" I've come to decide that I'm going to church for the first time in 8 years. This video made me feel embarrased for Atheists everywhere.

  • Get back in that pew paddyboy. Just one warning though. Don't expect to strike up the same relationship with the clergy that you had as a boy.

  • I think they might like you better... your the cum chugger

  • Sucks ass

    "Im a chugger" fatass!

  • Suck my big fat juicy tits.

  • you faget!!!!!!!! If u aint livin for jesus then wat u livin for.

  • Way to get converts. First call them some bigoted reference to show what a good person christ has made you. If this is what Jesus does for you then I will pass on that shit.

  • I don't get it.

  • The hand holes are used for penis stimulation. Cum for Jesus.

  • you dont wanna get it its horrible

  • omg that was funny!!!!!!!

  • Instead of you making up shitty jesus jokes i suggest you get some friends you stupid fuck.

  • I'd rather sit at home than hang out with a cunt like you.

  • ive just thrown up

  • I mean im not religious and ill be the first to say that all christians are cunts, but that was a shit joke mate, not that offensive lol

  • Is the annotation that I inserted into the vid months ago not visible? I clearly say in both the sidebar and in an annotation that it isn't funny. Why are people still surprised that it isn't funny? And for the record, I think people from all walks of life can be cunts.

  • Why post a video of yourself telling a joke entitled "most offensive jesus joke ever" when it isnt and then when people say something about it say "i say it isnt a very good joke in the side bar"? And for the record I think people from your walk of life are cunts

  • And what 'walk of life' would that be? Where's your joke? Your clearly no stranger to one star crap videos as you make some yourself. Let me know when your joke is online and has more than 20 hits.

  • You almost sound proud that you have a shit joke on youtube. And the walk of life I was refering to would be forty odd year old wierdos who post shit jokes on youtube then get all proud and defensive when people actually say theyre shit! Why dont you grow up! lol Get a life mate.

  • And I bet you only put "this joke sucks" in the side bar when somebody commented on it saying that it sucked!

  • You should join Mensa. Did you work out all that on your own? I looked at your channel. How does it feel to have some old weirdo annihilate you in subs and views? Even my shittiest vid has more hits and faves then your best. It must be hard to be a teenage weirdo.

  • Haha yeh all by myself. I know its hard to believe but some people on youtube arent attention seekers like yourself. Some people name their videos honestly. Actually say what they are, not like you. You put a daft title to your video to get as many hits as you can, to make you feel wanted. I bet you where bullied as a child werent you. I can tell.

  • And as for me being a teenage wierdo, well thats just rich coming from you. A 40 something year old man who goes on teenagers channels and thinks hes a better person than them just because, through giving the video a false name, he has got more views than them. haha you make me laugh. freak.

  • Let me know when your joke is up. Show your superiority and out do my joke and I'll even link to it and say it's way better than mine. Until then see if you can't fix that leaky cunt of yours.

  • I was expecting something more, say, intellectual.

  • I wouldn't admit to having thought that up if I were you. First of all, it takes forever to get to the joke (we don't care if you're drinking wine, you don't have to include that in the video), and second of all, it isn't witty in the least. It's pure crudeness like farting in the direction of a cross.

  • dont talk about urself that way...

    its not ur fault u flunked english class...

    no wait it is

  • That's it? That's your comeback after misspelling your insult? Hilarious!

  • x[ i Bet u don beleive in jesus freakin physco

  • I bet you flunked English class.

  • omg  i agree with hintysen, attenion whore

  • Omg. Then you are both retards. I haven't loaded a vid in 4 months. Obvious attention whore. If I wanted attention I would have deleted this vid a long time ago.Swivel on this o!o.

  • at least they arent the 30+ year old man using "OMG"

  • Right. Because everyone knows that there is an age restriction on the letters OMG. Leave your basement once in a while.

  • just saying. you sound like a thirteen year old girl who just got her first cell phone and wants to tell her friends. there should be a restriction. especially when one isnt funny. like the crappy joke you told. you fail at this joke. its not even funny. i'm more offended by how unfunny this joke is than the how it affects my religious views. maybe you should come out of the basment...er..i mean closet.

  • If you are offended by the fact that the joke wasn't funny then you are a retard. How many warnings do you require? A two star rating? How about a warning in the sidebar? Still not enough? How about a written warning contained within the vid? What the fuck do you need? Your mommy to come pull the plug before you hear an unfunny joke? You walked into it knowing it wasn't funny. So don't be a little cunt crying that you were offended. You clearly deserved to be.

  • yes thats it. get mad at me because i didnt read your warnings. the two star rating could actually be because of the joke being offensive. it could have been hilarious, just off color. and the "disclaimer" could have also been used to make people see for themselves. by the way, congradulations. you're over thirty (at least you look like it) and you're fighting on the internet with a teenager. and to top it off, you're still telling unfunny jesus jokes. you're living the 8th grader's dream.

  • Your age has nothing to do with you being a stupid whiny little cunt. Or does it?

  • if i said no, you'd still be a loser. BoiseState8099 agrees with me. you. are. a. tool. =] have a nice day, tool.

  • Ooh. Boise agrees with you. That's some powerful backing you have there. It must be a fact if Boise says so. I say you are a cunt. I don't need confirmation from other commenter's.

  • well. thats one more person that agrees with you, and you only agreeing with yourself. be more creative with your insults. you've called me a cunt three times. you call everyone cunts. did you learn a new word? is it your new favorite word? do you like that word? i can call you one too. stupid cunt. see. nothing happened. you're a failure at the internet. goodbye.

  • Did you ever bother to read the other comments? I think it's hilarious that you lean to Boise when there are two hundred comments that say this joke sucks. This joke sucks. That's a fact. Your trolling however, is a laughable joke. I'll give you props for being persistent though.

  • well. i glanced up and boise had said what i was going to say so i just agreed. and no. why would i read the other comments? i saw one, agreed, and it was done.

  • This takes place in a CEO corp. meeting.

    How are the stocks today Jim?

    They are down 3 points Bob.

    Like OMG what happened?

    OMG Bob settle down

    OMG Jim OMG OMG OMG OMG

    as u can see...yes... there is a certain age group that belongs too

  • Like OMG!!!

  • quit the incessant babbling and tell the joke you attention whore.

  • Only a fucking moron would complain after being given two fair warnings. I even included an annotation for you to jump straight to the joke. Are you so fucking stupid that you sat through it when you had an easy way out?

  • well... No one laughs

  • that was lame and you are boring

  • not religious but still not funny

  • The only funny thing about this joke was that it realy looked like you believed it was funny xD

  • Lmao. Guilty. I was very wrong and everyone has taken time out of their busy schedule to let me know.

  • Well, it did get you alot of vieuwers xD

  • That was the stupidest joke I've ever heard.

  • a better way to make fun of the holes is....

    "whats the best thing about getting fucked in the ass by jesus? stigmata reach around."

  • That beats my joke. It beats it off.

  • Paedophilia

    Because Jesus loved the little children.

  • that was stupid as hell

  • i'm not christen at all but wow that was gay as hell

  • wededlol,

    why do you respect all religions?

    I think you should do some research on what mono-theistic religions and what they preach. I would respect religion possibly more than this douche but not by much at all.

  • Wow he is brain damaged.

  • WTF? you r a fucking idiot, that is'nt even funny you fucktard, just get a life and go out on friday nights you sad excuse for a human, and why make fun of a religion you know nothing about, im not christian, but i respect all religions, and ur just a fucking idiot....

  • your a useless waste of space, u sit at home with nothing better to do than to make sexual jokes about jesus. and im pretty sure no matter what pervert athiest you tell this to, it wont be funnny.

  • That christian love has a strong resemblance to hatred. Why is that?

  • Erassmussoli....you`re so hilarious. :)

  • Scooby Doo

  • Im pretty sure that even if I was atheist that joke wouldn't be funny.

  • You will not be accepted in Gods Kingdom if you talk like this, brother. But He is merciful, just ask Him to forgive you. Everybody gets another chance, use it well.

    God bless you...

  • If god is merciful then why the need for a blood sacrifice? And why would you say 'god bless you'? If your god is so free with the blessing then why not ask him/her/it to feed some of the 30,000 people that will starve to death today?

  • What blood sacrifice? God blesses everybody, because He loves us in such a way we will never be able to understand. He gave us His only son Jesus and we killed him. He died for our sins. You can't blame God if many people die today. Death is normal. Otherwise we would be immortal. We live a short period of time on earth and then we go to another world for eternity. You should be thankful for what you are, we are privileged, because we have God on our side.

  • 'What blood sacrifice?'

    Jesus.

    You should read the bible cover to cover and then come tell me what a swell guy he is.

  • Jesus is not a bloody sacrifice. He is God and God is Him. Jesus resurrected and now sits on the throne with his father. He was crucified for our sins. Can't you see how much does God love us? He sent His ONLY son to save us, and we killed Him with our sins.

    I think you haven't even seen a Bible, so don't tell me to read it. Jesus IS exceptional indeed for He is the son of God!

  • 'Jesus is not a bloody sacrifice.'

    Have you consulted Mel Gibson or the bible on that fact? I don't want some cheapened version of love from your god. If your god can love rapists and molesters then he can keep his so called love. When you give it out like a whore it just isn't that special anymore.

  • You just don't understand... in fact we all CAN NOT understand Gods plans, because He is infinitely intelligent. We will understand everything once we're in heaven. If you give up now, God won't be able to help you... you can choose either the right or the wrong path. It's your choice.

    Have a nice day