Wanda Sykes - Sick and Tired - Detachable Vaginae

[Gothtini]

That is so wrong but so funny and ya know wat it would be kinda nice if it was detachable not even gonna lie.

[ViaURLNewsNetwork]

thumbs up if @TonyRock and @moviemikescott sent you here

[gregklol222]

this one dude is annoying i see him on every vid with wanda sykes

[IBEAST21112]

@MaryBeth321123 why do white people talk like they're confused about the intire subject

[IBEAST21112]

@7341662 at least they have asses ask a white girl to scratch her butt see how long it takes!!!!

[7341662]

WOW.... Wanda Sykes has one huge, fat ass!!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[MaryBeth321123]

@7341662

and why do nigger women like her have such annoying black accents

[VioletVeil1985]

@MaryBeth321123 So morons like you would have something to complain about.

[punkiejunkie1000]

she is so freakin funny....love her!!

[llama1917]

but what if yo house get jacked!? or if the dog gets a hold of it!?

[FireScarlet23]

what about the anus?

[raven3moon]

@7341662 i don't know. why do assholes talk?

[7341662]

@raven3moon Ask yours why black women have such ugly butts? LOL

[deepfriedtnecks]

Putting this in current context, a detachable vagina would be much easier for lesbians to lick *cough*

[Spliter546]

97 people left their pussies at home....LOL!

[jamalsalm1]

Rude but funny



[Spliter546]

"Run by my house and grab my pussy" LMFAO!

[TheWildlifeRealm]

That still leaves the ass though....

[FreedomMarySnakeDayk]

My PUSSY IS NOT EVEN IN THE BUILDING!!! LOLOLOLOLOOOOOOL

[notatooth88]

I have nothing of value on me!! BAHAHAHAHA I die.

[Buzz0Killington]

What's a Vaginae?

[Squisidee]

@Buzz0Killington plural of vagina

one vagina, two vaginae, etc...

[Cassie38]

I am in tears

[Cassie38]

This is hilarious! @7341662 bitch at least we got asses. When your dried up pink ass get old that shit looks like someone stood a frog on its hind legs.

[7341662]

WOW! Wanda Sykes sure has got a fat and flubbery, disgusting looking old ass!!!  Why do black women have such ugly butts?

[4UCESO]

This was filmed in Seattle and all can say I so happy I goto see her live. Some classic shit, hahahahahaha...

[UrNoFuN929]

"uh some of the fellas came by.." I FUKIN DIED LAUGHIn!!! HAHA

[Alanna7859]

You come home...your pussy is all bent out of shape. LMAO

[lewisshepard]

that would be great haha then rape wouldn't even be a vocabulary word

[Cobimac7]

sex? O_O oh nawhuh, my pussy not even in the building.

[bekaloveskelly]

Only if my boyfriend can leave his dick at home too...lmao.

[localnation]

What about your ass hole.

[theearlyfrost]

I loooooooove Wanda so damn much. She comes up with these great bits that have the same mix of comedy+inventiveness+ societal critiques that are on par with the great George Carlin. As a woman, she actually inspired me to be funny, smart, ridiculous, crass and not give a damn what others think. Bold, hilarious women who speak honestly and cut through bullshit are the best. I wish I had some friends like her.

[Spliter546]

@theearlyfrost I agree :)

[nessaVANESSA20]

love this !

[allieandfluff]

"look... do me a favor... run by my house and grab my pussie... its in the shoebox on the top shelf"

[allieandfluff]

"theres a lot of FUCKin' preassure", get it?

[AleekahTV]

"You can leave it at home....I'll watch it"

haha

[MegaCrowman]

as a ftm transgendred man I would love to detach my pussy..and replace it with a scrotum and penis I was meant to have.

[gia10081]

LMAO...This is the funniest sh*t!!

[fred6059]

Best idea ever!!

[felio182]

is it me or did she steal this bit from King missile's song "detachable penis" most of the jokes seem the same haha

[LaFondaBHH]

I betta put a Bounce in there...... HAHA!!!

[xXMidnightdoveXx]

AW If a guy jumps out of the bushes and tries to rape me I'm gonna say that XD

[rainbowk11d]

Do me a favor run by house and grab my pussy! Lmfao! Yes!

[Trendypants]

I better put a bounce in there....

[JayJuBo]

pussy bent all outta shapee

[esjroc40]

"Baby don't forget your Pussy."

[DynastyMusic11]

LMAO!! run by my house and grab my pussy... hilarious!

[SHFPeppaSkull]

DWL SO WAT IF SUM ONE STEALS YO PUSSY??? DWL!!!

[HiAdrian]

LMAO!

[jenvious]

God...people are so ignorant on these comments. Grow up.

[XXRiotgirl12]

i seriously like..almost fell out of my chair by laughing. xD

[CZRXCZR]

95 men left their pussies at home.

[lemonrind]

I'm so glad that I don't have a vagina.

[sugarfreenow]

you going out with your girlfriends, you can leave your pussy at home i'll watch it!

[W3NDY23]

Oh god... some of the fellas came by :P... That's just... ewwww :P...

[jafojsharp01]

I better put a bounce in there. ROFL

[pooljunkiee1]

how did u guys get from comedy to calling people names and talking bad about certain races huh wow ok i see why NICE

[7341662]

Sheeesh--- Wanda Sykes has such a bloated fat butt! Why do black women have such ugly asses?

[PoeticRymez]

@7341662 by the way you're talking I could guess that yours is flat like a pan. THAT'S AN UGLY ASS okay? Stop talking about black people like that. it's not right. We live in the 21st century. Enough with the stereotypes. If you have something bad to say keep it to yourself. I'm white By THE WAY.

[7341662]

@PoeticRymez Hmmmm... more likely that you are fat and obese as hell -- you wanna try to convice me that FAT FLUBBERY UGLY asses like the one on Wanda Sykes are GOOD things? Sorry -- her ass looks like two saggy 20 lb. bags of soggy potatos.... LOL! She needs to lay off the Mikey D's and maybe tone up that ugly fluggery ass of hers! LOL!

[Troublesome2008]

@PoeticRymez

Don't respond to that fool. Click on his name, he has a fetish for small Asian asses :). Plus, he goes around Youtube hating on black folks, trying to get comments. He's probably lonely as hell. YouTube comments are the only messages he gets :).

[PoeticRymez]

@Troublesome2008 I'm glad you're on my side. Thanks. Why do people love to hate so damn much? It's making me sick.

[tubeviewerthree]

@7341662 Why are you such a cunt?

[MarkLemonds]

one of the funniest comics of modern time

[therugburnz]

watch her gay marriage bit  it funny

[Jimmymoneymoney]

Wanda? SHE DYKE

[Jimmymoneymoney]

Wanda? SHE DYKE

[PoeticRymez]

@Jimmymoneymoney well SHE FUNNY

[Jimmymoneymoney]

Wanda? SHE DYKE

[stopsayingmileyaslut]

SHE A DYKE - ________- 

[externalpower]

@stopsayingmileyaslut "she a" no no no. its "she is a". go back to school.

[jessicarh87]

..jack ass can't trust you with shit

[yudawei]

i dont like

[BayBdoll12345]

Wanda sykes>life

[JMU1023]

if your pussy could talk what would it say?

[Idraena]

"Oh? Sex? Uh-uh. My pussy's not even in the BUILDING."

[gottaloveyourlife247]

I FREAKING LOVEEEEE WANDA

HILARIOUS WOMAN

and i loved her on new adventures of old christineee :) BEST SHOW EVA

[Spliter546]

"I better put a bounce in there" LOL

[Spliter546]

"Run by my house and grab my pussy..........It's in the shoe box on the top shelf" LMFAO

[Qsoftballchick45]

Lmao i laughed so hard i cried

[firestonegraywolf]

why is vagina spelled like that in the title?

[Chizniz]

@firestonegraywolf When ever you add "ae" to the end of something, it usually means plural (kind of like using the "i" in the plural form of cactus, cacti, instead of using cactuses which is incorrect.) So you could talk about a detachable vagina, or you could talk about detachable vaginae instead of vaginas.

[bbjdutch]

great...detachable ;-)

[thegov08]

"I'll watch it"

That was the funniest part.

[CrashN2Me1000]

What's better than a detachable coochie? A bear trap inside the coochie that would clamp the hell outta unwelcomed guests.

[iruskas]

I' m pussyless :)))))))))))))))))))))))) LOL

[mizzprettymuhammad]

LOL

[hendrexrules]

And this is the person saying "Don't say gay" but she says grab my pussy

[Spliter546]

"Run by my house and grab my pussy!" LMAO

[chrischris86]

@Spliter546 awesome! i loved it!

[Spliter546]

@chrischris86 Yeah man she is hilarious :)

[Leecipher27]

@Spliter546 spit my drink out at this point.

[KakashisWashu]

@nicoleoleo13- I'm surprised he even knows what a cunt is, seeing as how he's obviously never got any.

[xchlppprsx]

and this is why blowjobs will always be the backup

[FightingZerk]

this is funny as shit!

[ScaryJBlige]

90 Don't wanna leave it at home

[texasranger211]

nice spelling of vagina

[thenfm]

keeping feminist cunts in check: MANHOOD101. COM

[nicoleoleo13]

@thenfm your website is a joke, made by insecure guys who feel like they have to assert their authority over a woman to be considered a man. you're nothing but pussies who feel like you have God given right to dominate because of the junk between your legs. congratulations and good luck with any future relationships.

[thenfm]

@nicoleoleo13 hahaha what a dumb ugly cunt. you keep getting rejected by guys and have to chase after your 300 cats at night right dumb cunt? fetch your stick you dumb cunt hahahaha hwhat a fucking loser retarddddd :)

[nicoleoleo13]

@thenfm i'm sure with that winning personality and colorful vocabulary, you've managed to snatch yourself an amazing job and woman right?

PS-cats suck balls

[thenfm]

@nicoleoleo13 i thought i told you to fetch your stick ya dumb cunt LOLOL :D down girl! sit! roll over! GOOD BITCH! :d HAHAHAHA

[nicoleoleo13]

@thenfm winning a flame war on youtube is like getting a gold medal at the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. enjoy your gold medal, you uneducated backwoods sister humping poor ass fat scum on the ass of society. you deserve it

[thenfm]

@nicoleoleo13 so funny to watch you struggle to sound intelligent! lolol keep fetching your stick you dumb cunt hahahahahah :D

[nicoleoleo13]

@thenfm ironic because the only thing you have to say is cunt or 'fetch your stick'........yeah you sooo went to an ivy league school. fuckin' lonely ass loser. And by the way, i wasn't trying to sound smart and i think it's amusing you think so cause it only proves how stupid you really are.

[nicoleoleo13]

@thenfm exactly

[SteveLLW]

She must have had some scummy men in her life, that's all I can say.

[trayon4reel]

@SteveLLW she likes women yo

[headstock48]

It's in the shoebox on the top shelf.

[DonArkadi]

wow she is pretty damn funny yo....

[HKTeeVee]

hmmm wonder if she knew she was gay when she did this joke...

[prettyonit]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PUT IT IN THE DRYER???? HAHAHAHA WHAT?!? I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS THIS FUNNY... <3

[ngozeee]

hahaha cant get raped with a detachable pussy

[skyishthelimit]

@speciesofearth you know you don't pee out your vagina right? o-o

[SpeciesofEarth]

how would she go pee? xP

[nick11ification]

I wish my wife will have the same sense of humour as Wanda! Love from Bulgaria to you girl! You own!!! <3

[Henekeshi]

...wouldn't that just be called a Fleshlight?

[sameer137]

Wow, she is funny.

[Psychorror]

"All bent outta shape... gonna need to put this in the dryer".

Hm.

Hey- y'know how certain things shrink in the wash?

Yeah.

[313hotboi]

"I BETTER PUT A BOUNCE IN THERE" LMAO!

[feelinfree545]

would there be like a place where they sell pussies becuase im pretty sure at least one girl would loose their pussy!

[alexanderdewey]

@feelinfree545 you should be a comedian too! That's some funny sh!t right thurr.. Very true!

[JenniferLinneaus]

I'm a dyke and I hate this bitch's guts! How dare you talk about killing my hero rush limbaugh! This kind of filth is only allowed in such a free country such as america! God american humour makes me sick! Her and rosie o'donnell mary cheney tammy bruce and I will kill you in your sleep!

[soulintoxic8in]

@JenniferLinneaus oookay?

[TheKrash56]

@JenniferLinneaus calm down Rambo

[Heatherhb03]

@JenniferLinneaus umm.. then why are you watching her? Duh. just walk away

[Ulrock7777]

@JenniferLinneaus Calm yo' tits. They make fun of people you like. Big. Fucking. Deal.

[jenjenlover]

"Ganna Have To Put It In The Dryer" As Long As You Dont Mix It With Your Colors!

[jellybean2475]

"I better put a Bounce in there..."

Can't. Breathe. Too. Funny.

[vict0r1ous]

thumbs up if you were able to watch the whole vid without cracking a smile

[bluedan28]

it should be illegal being this funny! love you love you :D

[auzzie969]

to funny.... wish I could leave mine at home. hahaha

[PizzaRiia]

Economics?

Love YOU

[Wellworm]

I've always wondered why "pussy" is an insult. If it's something men are supposed to love, why do they use it to describe what they hate?

[vspinkfan123]

cus when a guy calls another guy a pussy they're saying that they're considered a female..aka they have no balls..aka they're a bitch

[tonyfazt]

r us seriouse most stupid thing ive watched in 2010

[MrZardoz777]

OMG that's foul, thanks for posting =D

[EuphoriaLacrymosa]

pussy all bent outta shape...

[19torento]

So that's how you spell the plural version of vagina? ^ "vaginae" o_0 Interesting, I never knew that...

[adamlovesbmws]

lol well if she leaves her pussy at home a guy can still rape her anally! LOL

[HORINOBUOKO]

@adamlovesbmws true! but why do you lol at that dumb ass?

[adamlovesbmws]

@HORINOBUOKO i'm lol'ing because she leaves that out. not that that's funny if it really happened, just funny bc she would think she's safe otherwise.

[HORINOBUOKO]

@adamlovesbmws oh i see

[19torento]

@adamlovesbmws Yeah, what about the pile driver?

[ScaryJBlige]

82 people don't want to run by Wanda's house and grab her pussy

[badlama1412]

@ScaryJBlige me neither shes way to old

[PizzaRiia]

WTG, STOPPED TOO SOON?

[19torento]

@PizzaRiia What the God? o_0

[silkbaby305]

lol



[fashiondesigner124]

my bad.i left my pussy at home.what if you lost it.

[xxx1ashleigh1xxx]

"its in the shoebox on the top shelf".  classic.

[OhNoYouCant]

this is so gay.

[douchebonnett]

@OhNoYouCant

You mean this is so 16 year old boy with a cheesy mustache.

[cassiemeadows]

@OhNoYouCant yeah. it is gay. i don't see your point

[MaliciousCaveman]

I FUCKING LOVE WANDA SYKES AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO!!!!!

[djaerithMusic]

OH SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY!!!

[jaymizlitz2008]

"uhpt.....let it at hhhooommmmeee!" lmao WWOOOWWW

[Bllackguard666]

"Run by my house and grab my pussy" ROFL!!

[jamespiperca]

That's funny shit.

[SkullXII]

Day one: Scientists announce a product to make vaginas detachable.

Day fourty-five: Government statistics show an increase in house robberies.

[GodsonSublime]

@SkullXII LMAO!