CWC's High School Story (Dramatic Reading)

[smile221]

Francine Stripecheer is MORE ORIGINAL than sonichu ffs.

[UrbanZ0mbie]

Isn't this just the story of everyone dying (which he probably dreams of), a homophobe beating people up, and the the person is a girl instead of him (We all know he wants to be a girl and became one cause of being gay or w.e else is insane mind can think of)

[ViciousMaiden]

Um, why did her hanging out with guys make people think she's a lesbian? "Yeah, that girl is totally gay, because she never hangs out with girls." Chris fails at common sense, as he does at most other things in the world.

Also - this is going to sound petty - but I think it's extremely annoying how Chris capitalizes words that don't need capitalization (adjectives and nouns). It's really distracting.

[ZeldaDD]

I'll give him one thing... Tippanston Gowen is the most hilarious name I think I've ever heard.

[NoWhereman4444]

So this girl nuked the entire school, and a guy who was going to propose to her because she didn't get an award for her artwork (This did happen to Chris, minus the explosion.) Nice job breaking it heroine.

[rulesofachia]

@NoWhereman4444 and minus the guy proposing because Chris is STRAIGHT!

[Remington61189]

you sound like a canadian laurence olivier, good job. "Seinor prom" Chris didn't bother to spell check

[AriesGoddess93]

MOAR DOODS

[SaltyKid2]

Wasn't this the plot to Carrie by Stephen King?

[TuucciZ]

@SaltyKid2 Totally not, it's only coincidental CWC watched Carrie not long before writing this story.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@SaltyKid2 Pretty much. Only Carrie was bullied mercilessly by pretty much everyone and had a psychopathic mother who hated her guts. But you know, not getting an award for your suckish artwork is MUCH wore than being abused by your only legal guardian and being the target of every bully in the school.

[Lulzman69]

Just another day,

In the Twilight Zone.

Dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun.

[QuicklimeTime]

Pfffft. Carrie was such a pussy. Setting her auditorium on fire because she was abused and humiliated, confirming that no-one loved her.

Terrah's life was so shitty in comparison. All SHE got was NO AWARDS (except the one award she totally got), and the love of the most popular guy on campus. She needed materialistic objects to prove her worth, dammit!

(In all seriousness, why wasn't CWC commited after writing this story? This is the ramblings of a psycho-killer.)

[TheSkunkCat]

Now that Chris is a Tomgirl this story just got an entirely new dimension.

[nhonho23]

TIPPANSTON GOWES

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

FFFF.

I've got an ASD and I was bullied in school....

Where are MY psychic powers?!

Augh. Such a rip-off. I'd use them for decent things..like carrying large amounts of books and levitating in class.

[posthumanfetus]

So was the school shut down due to lack of funds and negligence? Or was the school shut down because of a horrible tragedy that killed everyone in town?

[abridgeduploader]

Wait what? He wasn't even dating her, but he was going to propose at a high school dance?

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[TheCryoScales]

"PRAISE MY CREATIVITY"

[FangzV]

The school was abandoned due to lack of funds. Not the fucking explosion.

I need to stop commenting on this. I need to stop listening to this. Even with MWAB's voice, this can't be healthy to listen to even one more time.

[DrMarilynFan]

Am I the only one that finds Joe Crayon's paying a homage to Jack Chick? I mean, his art and layout style is kind of similar.

[sauske772]

@DrMarilynFan I kinda see it.

[Kellox17]

This story is nothing more but a sick desire of Chris. He didn't get any awards for his..arts and that bugged him even after so many years. He also wanted Tiffinify Gowen to become his gall-pall however she only danced with him out of pity and never kissed him or anything. The fact that Chris believes people should be beating for calling him gay or get killed for not praising his non-creative shitty art is fucking disturbing. No wonder his former teachers wanted him to go to a mental hospital.

[CinnabonChan]

He was planning to propose to her, but because she was a selfish, egotistical brat, she murdered him and everyone else in the building out of spite for not getting a smiley face sticker from the art teacher. SHE WAS A VERY SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER, AND ALL THE STUDENTS AND HER FRIENDS DESERVED TO DIE FOR SOME REASON.

[MRWWAYSS]

And then, John was a zo...oh wait, wrong comic.

[SugoiSugar]

What kind of high school gives out gold stars to everyone?

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL so people used to call him gay in high school too? Fuckin' A, Manchester High, fuckin' A...

[PrancingCornmuffins]

Moral of story: Caps make for good story telling.

[AResidentoftheCosmos]

So a girl with psychic powers murders everyone in her high school and then haunts its ruins? I don't know whether to call the Ghostbusters or the Grey Knights to get rid of the ghost.

[RobotwarsKing]

@AResidentoftheCosmos

Mary Lee Walsh is who you'd need for the Ghostbusting job :P

[Colddirector]

@AResidentoftheCosmos Grey Knights alone aren't enough, bring the Angry Marines along as well

[Foilsdown]

isnt that school from tenjou tenge?

[FangzV]

The more I read into this, the less sense it makes.

If she was well known and praised, why didn't she get an award?

I'd give an award to the psychic kid.

And Tippingston loved her so much he was going to propose to her. So why wasn't he withher during the FINAL DANCE, dancing with her? He would have noticed her growing agitation and calmed her down, wouldn't he?

And why would homophobes defend her? They would be the ones calling her gay.

At first I just thought this was an errenous, screwed up

[Hariuka]

@FangzV ......the only answer I have for these questions is.

Christian. Weston. Chandler. Made. That. Comic.

[FangzV]

@Hariuka Let me believe that he has at least some sense. Please, for the love of god let me believe that no human can be as faulty as CWC ;_;

[Hariuka]

@FangzV I wish I could my friend.... but sometimes it is better to face our mistakes and act! Not hide them away in shame.... don't become like Bob...

[FangzV]

....This sounds like a time I threw a tantrum back in the 4th grade, for the exact same reason.

Only seriously fucked up.

[protoAuthor]

I thought I commented on this already, but holy fuck, this guy's voice is amazing. I want to write stuff for him to voice.

[SatoshiTheHalfJapMan]

Anyone else notice how at 3:56 her boobs spell out CWC?

[nageeli]

@SatoshiTheHalfJapMan

I noticed that at 1:35 also

[EGLchan]

"Hand-painted?" Is there any other way to paint than manually?

[KilobyteBrain]

From then on, Terrah haunted the school with her shitty artwork.

[inferno232]

I knew it. Chris just wants to kill everyone.

[AmonDevilman]

So, the best thing chris has done is a self insert and a Carrie ripoff?

[SergeantLuke]

I'd have to say that, even though it still sucks, this would have to be Chris' best-written work. Why? Because Terrah, even though she's clearly a self-insert, does not get everything she wants. Sure, Tippanston was planing to propose, but because of her anger at something completely unimportant, he dies, and she is forced to wander her old school forever to think about what she's done.

Is it possible, that Chris actually knows that his selfishness is wrong, but is too lazy to change?

....nah.

[videogamenostalgia]

Moar liek sub episode 0.o

[Temascos]

So she doesn't get a high-school reward and so she NUKES EVERYONE?! Not exactly a sympathetic character, but CWC isn't exacly known for writing good characters, save for Cherry-Cola Scientist in Sonichu.

[manwithoutabody]

@Temascos Even Bill becomes a psycho-monster in Sonichu 11. Chris has made up a few great characters, but they're only great when he isn't writing them, and ideally, getting stoned on the moon.

[Shavarnarak]

@Temascos

Well there IS yawning squirtle.

[vihannes3]

Holy Mother of Fuck! This is the best comic I've ever seen in my entire life!

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

So...because no one liked her drawings, she killed everyone?

[SevipersOnaPlane]

@EarthlyMaidenLita Disproportionate Retribution at its finest?

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@SevipersOnaPlane

Well, I've had people criticize and/or ignore my art and I didn't kill anyone, and I've even got a behavioral disorder in the same family as autism.

It's an award you won't even remember later on in life, hun.

[SevipersOnaPlane]

@EarthlyMaidenLita Hence, disproportionate retribution. A relatively negligible (and even that is debatable) matter causes that girl to overreact to the nth degree. As TV Tropes puts it, "An eye, a lung, a spleen, and all of your limbs for an eye."

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@SevipersOnaPlane

...Hell, I wish being an aspie gave you psychic powers. I could do so much hilarious stuff..

[SevipersOnaPlane]

@EarthlyMaidenLita So could I... I could use my psychic powers to levitate! ^.^;

But then again, my brain would probably short-circuit from the instability of my powers.

[suedescentedsin]

I want to know how he had, "To Terrah, My Sweetest, Most Creative Woman Ever. I Love You." engraved on the inside of a wedding ring. Thing must have been the size of a tyre.

Excellent reading, though.

[SirCashbox]

Praise my creativity!

[oldbluescott]

FINAL END

NO AWARDS

FOX ONLY

[BurninatingPeasant]

I saw this beforei knew who CWC was, and I gotta say, this is a lot more disturbing now. Still, excellent job on reading this garbage.

[CaseHa]

Two things, Chris said everyone stayed till the end, but then he said some survivors had left early, (proofreading would have found that error) and Stripecheer had CWC on her chest lol

[Shavarnarak]

Also interesting... Terrah asks Tippanston out to the dance. Not the other way around.

Chris just won't get that 95% of the time guys ask girls out, not the other way around.

The fact his mother chased after his father (and unfortunately got him, leading to Chris birth) may have shaped Chris beliefs too.

[Wykfo]

i think theres a movie with the same plot as this (a psychic outcast girl getting called a lesbian until she gets pranked at the prom and blows everyone there up)

anyone remember what its called?

[EltBerserker]

@Wykfo Nah, you're just being delusional. Chris would NEVER copy anyone's story, his characters are HONEST AND ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL

[Shinzu92]

Dramatic breakup letter YTMND

[SOSHaruhi101]

I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET!!!

[tw1stedgrudge]

There's a lot of hidden morals in this message and I feel we should harass Chris fervently by flooding his inbox with links to this video, terrifying the living shit out of him and making him very upset, JUST to get our point of morality across.

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

[manwithoutabody]

@tw1stedgrudge I have no objections to this scheme, but I don't think he checks his email anymore, so it may not work. All the best, though!

[tw1stedgrudge]

@manwithoutabody There's actually a lot of debate if it's HIS email anymore man, lol. And thanks. : p

[liamisultimate7788]

@tw1stedgrudge so how was that plan coming up for u then since its 1 year later

[Shavarnarak]

I just can't get enough of this one too. Because it tells you a lot about how Chris was already a complete lolcow before he got on the internet.

And they always called him gay. And he thinks killing everyone in a hissyfit is appropriate if they don't praise him.

[Shavarnarak]

In which Chrissy reveals he really wants to be a woman.

CWC is straight allright, he's a straight woman, so he wants guys.

[Shavarnarak]

@Shavarnarak

Also... TIPPANSTON.

I'm going to name a fish Tippanston.

[handmiadenofgod]

Haha, when the narrator emphasized the first word that was in ALL CAPS I almost died laughing XD

Wonderfully read! Bravo!

[14thOmega]

This has really sinister undertones (well, more like overtones -it's as subtle as a brick to the face), because this is what Chris has spent time imagning about and fantasizing over.

The man is an artistic (autistic?) blight. Everything he touches, withers into something so bad, so utterly horrifying, that it will one day spilt both time and space and result in the ending sequence to 2001 a Space Oddesy.

Wonderful dramatic reading, just superb reading.

3:04 - AKIRA!

[Gobolatula]

MORE DUDES

[armydude102]

BRILLIANTLY voiced.

[bainaka]

XD oh god this was awesome, a perfect reading

[Bertoffski]

Why does this have so few views

it's fucking hilarious and super old

[manwithoutabody]

Actually, it's not that old. I just made it a few days ago.

[Bertoffski]

@manwithoutabody

I realized that just after I posted the comment...

I also realized that this is the best thing Christian ever wrote. There are so many areas in which he gets worse over time, like speaking and not being fat.

[manwithoutabody]

Perhaps. It's still derivative, self-pitying, emo masturbation. And even before all the degeneration that's happened since, he has no idea how to write a sentence.

But yeah, what came later was probably even worse.

[Bertoffski]

@manwithoutabody

I liked the part where everyone died. I didn't know Christian ever knew that having bad things happen can make for a good story. Even if it is bluntly self-pitying, it's pretty subtle by Christian's standards. Usually, he just draws himself beating up his enemies and breaking their computers.

Oh, and he also drew himself wearing a diaper for some reason.

[manwithoutabody]

I heard about that, but I haven't seen it yet. Didn't he insist that Alec drew that picture or something?

[Bertoffski]

@manwithoutabody

Maybe. It really, REALLY looks like Chris drew it, but a lot of people are saying it's too good. I think his style is too hard to imitate, though. Apparently people can only come close when they're drunk or use their off hands.