G.A.B.E.N.

[Mouseguy1991]

:pokerface:

[ThePlataformer]

Episode 3 was lost in Noah's Ark . Only Gaben survived.

[AndrewGBest]

rushnerd is my sex friend



[mcgloudable]

Gabe has a beard

[dinoman96]

Gaben tells us to move on....

[mialop07]

Love it!

[video166]

I would be so depressed if my name was Gay Ben... His parents couldn't have went with Benjamin, or just Gabe, no they had to choose GAYBEN!

[GreenToxicWaffles]

GAAAAAABEEEENNNNNNN

[warlord90210]

Gaben can't count to 3...

[thegloriustrainorius]

whats a gaben and what have you done to this song

[ThePencilboxofDOOM]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST GABEN VIDEO EVER

[WKmugen]

G.A.B.E.N "The way you move is a mystery"

[INEEDZALL]

Genetically

Altered

Burger

Eating

Nerd

[MajesticMooseMovies]

Justice. Hell yeah.

[Nobodydude973]

Justice!!! :D

[grizzlychris2]

>not dancing

[SlaughterDog]

This is why I have a sudden interest in electro house.

[mangaluli]

GAYMAN



[RainbowCrabby]

"The way you move is a mystery"

[NuMrGreen]

@RainbowCrabby That describes Gaben so well

[EricsSmallWorld]

why do i get a felling that D.A.N.C.E. is going to be a fad?

[twocows360]

Release ep T-H-R-E-E

[gr8gassy]

Heavy gaben is best gaben

[HyenaAlive]

gayben

[watzerenaufe]

A cross Gaben

[Wasteyard]

OMFG LOL THE BEST GABE JOKE

[jamescracksthesky]

HOW DID I JUST FIND THIS NOW OG FUCKFOS;K

[MetalPatrick93]

Justice + Gaben = SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[TheMarinecrab]

Wut is he dead?

[orkenuu]

@TheMarinecrab .....i cant believe that someone can be so dumb......OF COURSE NOT

[TheMarinecrab]

@orkenuu It was a fucking joke. Because people are making so much fun of him.And because of the crossed XD

[ZACKnirvana]

we're proud to announce that half life 3 will be finished and hitting the shelves in late 3012.

[PKrising24]

...whoa.

[CosmicD]

After 2000 years in development.. :P

[rushnerd]

@CosmicD

Gabe has gone biblical on delays this time.

[fucktardickis]

@rushnerd everyone knows valve headquarters is located in a parallel tesseract were time passes slower then normal.

[Metagross923]

@rushnerd Got the 100th like for your comment and the comment that your comment replies to both at the same time.

feelsgoodman.jpg

[SlyFox70100]

@CosmicD 2000?! its OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[MrHolabogalog]

@SlyFox70100 didnt know it was the year 9012. spaz

[AndrewGBest]

@MrHolabogalog Good sir, it is the year 2012, im pretty sure half life three was not in dev since 0012, kthx.

[MrHolabogalog]

@AndrewGBest Wow youre a spaz and all lmao. if you have 0 clue whats going on in the comment section.. dont bother typing.

[AndrewGBest]

@MrHolabogalog omg u r such a spaz dont even bother replying

[MrHolabogalog]

@AndrewGBest Such a mad spaz, calm the fuck down and get a clue.

[rushnerd]

@AndrewGBest

Think about it, TF2 Halo hats? He's omnipresent? You make the connection.

[calderon0311]

This is just perfect!

[TEHROFLKINFE]

Category: Nonprofits and Activism. *Salute*

[Shamxdatubewatcher]

Gabe was going to make episode 3, but then he took an arrow to the knee

[TheRealOmertal]

U should make G.A.B.E.N remix of Tupac's ratha be ya nigga. Would be really awesome.

[TTGLLGTT]

@rushnerd I know :D

[Kardeist34]

@TTGLLGTT maybe rolling on the floor

[Anubis557]

After 2,000 years in development...

[finxil]

Category:

Nonprofits & Activism

Well played sir.

[TheShepherd111]

Sounds cool. :P

[Boredperson110]

Fut mama



[trolldonut]

"Half Life 2 Episode 3 - after 2000 years, it's here."

Hm, wasn't it supposed to take longer?

[punkband14]

How you can move is a mystery.

[NktailsTheEPIC]

G.L.E.N.W.E.B

[GogktiLetsPlay]

he used to make episode 3,then he took an arrow to the knee

[WEEGEE6607]

Gabetellica

[hurr48]

GABEN IS STILL FAT

[MrNudeypants]

@hurr48 No shit, Sherlock.

[NktailsTheEPIC]

The way you delay is a misery.

[mcgloudable]

Why is there no Episode 3 in this video?

[MsDIMENO]

the way he can even move is a mystery

[RealGabeNewell]

D.E.L.A.Y

[ShoopDaWoosh]

@RealGabeNewell Aw, Gabe... Have a good sense of humor! :\

[xxVSJester]

@ShoopDaWoosh Thats not him you know. Sorry to break it to you.

[ShoopDaWoosh]

@xxVSJester Twas sarcasm, my boi.

[xxVSJester]

@ShoopDaWoosh Indeed. My apolagies.

[Ciczas]

is this video games

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@Ciczas No,this is Patrick.

[CmdrWOLF]

Why cant I stop listening to this?

[hurr48]

no episode 3 on christmas

[ProffersorKritzkrieg]

woo Ep.3 is comin out in 4011 :D

[DeSchmeb]

@ProffersorKritzkrieg oh... no.. wait... delayed again :[

[TheJelly34]

@ProffersorKritzkrieg its coming out 7910. problem?

[hurr48]

no episode 3 on christmas eve

[fireplayer73]

"im no longer a gaben" lol XD

[markman090]

lol "After 2000 years in development"

[Kalphiter45]

I'm no longer a GABEN, because I took an arrow to the knee.

[mcgloudable]

Why isn't Episode 3 in this video :c...

[diashi120]

Half Life episode 3. After 2000 years of development..

Jesus Christ

[ganjalf27]

@diashi120

Ah nope, it's just Gabe Newell. Maybe the cross misled you?

[diashi120]

@ganjalf27 Good one. >.<

[oblivionfreakwoodelf]

gordans dead people found him in gabes basement tied to a bunch of tf2 hats

[Killzone626]

impossiburu, gaben cant say 3

[hurr48]

half life 2 episode 3 cancelled so more hats can be made

[FissionNonStop]

portal cleared my sights

[FissionNonStop]

Im no longer a GABEN

[WuzitWorthit]

Churh of Gabe

[GoldX8900]

i would make a joke on how hes holding the weapon of the fattest character in tf2, but when someone makes a fat joke about him, he cuts himself.... another piece of cake

[FissionNonStop]

lol he spelled out G-A-B-E-N in portal 2 commentary, HE KNOWS!

[gronningg]

you guys most just realize that episode 3 is not coming!

the voice actor of Gordon Freeman died :C

[Solidjak1]

what is the original song? because that cross thing looks familiar

[Roverd26]

@Solidjak1 Did you see the video this one is a response to?

[mOryaaa72]

I no longer of GABEN now G.A.B.E.N

[Gentilantonio10]

justice lol

[orangeluva56]

no gaben at VGAs

[rushnerd]

@orangeluva56

He's too busy planning the VGABEN's

[BowsersMinion]

@rushnerd He's too busy delaying the VGABEN's******

[FissionNonStop]

@rushnerd

That is fucking hilarious, I died laughing

[TheSquizzlet]

It's funny how this guy still makes the best games around.

[Wussup8000]

This lack of Episode Three makes me wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[MRKapcer13]

Gabe Will rise... Gabe will Kill... Gabe feels rage.... Someone stole his cake!

[Suldo3]

OH GOD. SKYRIM = ALL AROUND THE INTERNET. >:d. I would upload Skyrim videos on my channel but, shitty computer is shitty. I can play, but can't record. Anyways, Someone stole my sweetroll :(.

[browniemanero]

Name of the original song, please?

[gjklbhn334]

@browniemanero dance by justice

[rushnerd]

@xchainlinkx

What's the matter, did someone steal his sweetroll?

[TheBranderrShow]

@rushnerd I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite meme on the innernets.

[IMMAOILMAN]

@rushnerd The development staff on Episode 3 is terrible. Shameful is what it is.

[MadGeneral]

@rushnerd

Curved. Swords.

[armydudeboy]

@rushnerd no he took a arrow in half life 3

[Suldo3]

I used to make fat jokes about GABEN, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheKiraDood5]

@Suldo3 I used to, but then som- FUS RO DAH!!!!!

[leerman22]

HWG-Heavy Weapons Gaben

[TheOnlyCharlton]

looks like this was worth the weight

[lewis2461]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GOOD

[Slapppppp]

GENIUS

[8BitDisaster]

This is the theme song to the release of Episode 3

[Igelme]

It's funny how everyone one its trying to copy RockmanYoshi's top comment about G.A.B.E.N

[RockmanYoshi]

@Igelme LOL. True.

[GuessWhoYouD33k]

*insert fat/Gaben joke here*

[bonestorm99]

I got "Getting another babe every night" as my first guess.

[Repulse96]

GABEN= Giant Augmented Bastard Eliminating Nerd

[oobietime8]

GABEN = Great Analogy for Bro Eclipsing Neptune

[Repulse96]

me:gabe newell...dont tell me you're going to eat a double cheese burger in a middle of a night mission!! G.A.B.E.N:MY MOUTH IS AUGMENTED

[TheOnlyCharlton]

i'm from the year 4028, still waiting for ep3. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[dkiwiman]

i am heavy gaben guy. and THIS, is my delayed episode 3.

[Domy19991]

episode 3 after 2000 years of development

O_O

[DoNotClickThisNameOk]

lyrics are fake. he counted to 3.

[OvertureGaming]

@DoNotClickThisNameOk But gabe newell did say episode 3 in a video announcing episode three wich he said would conclude the trilogy of episodes blh blah blah from half life 2 However it seems that there taking there time in making it ut they kind of have to ship cs go and other games too. :3

[Natakupl]

The way he moves is a mystery

[TheIntenseTrio]

Is it unnatural that i want to get intimate with this song?

[detinator5]

You would do that to Justice.

[xTheJuLio]

If Gabe dislikes a youtube video l think they count it as 51 people.

[acau77]

For every little cross that goes by with a gaben in it, is a week more away from Episdoe 3.

[Anthony74561]

I though this was going to a Gaben version of E.G.G.M.A.N., this is still really good though!

[Yikak4]

This is fake.

Gaben couldn't count to 5 for shit.

That's why Episode 3 is so delayed.

[AKittyKatProduction]

Hey, I saw this in a Theater Gmod server! xD

[komkast22]

Do the D.E.L.A.Y, Episode 3's time. Stop it now from being made, making all of nerds waiting fight. I'm no longer making it, Portal's better... right? It's easy to de ell ay, Let's hope it's not in sight.

[KeshnerfFilms]

EE PEE EYE ES OH DEE EE 1,2,3,4,5

JEE to the BEE EE AY EN What at all's not to like????

[ItsTheMarioman]

0:28 Half life 2 episode 3 after 2000 years in development..

[DDKRoblox]

I am no longer a GABEN

[CrabWithShovel]

Genetically Altered Belaying Entertainment Nanner

[OvertureGaming]

Amount of views=How many milenia episode 3 is delayed for.

[XKillaScoutX]

EVERYTIME SOMEONE VIEWS THIS VIDEO, GABEN DELAYS EPISODE 3 A YEAR

KEEP WATCHING PEOPLE

[niceboar]

The way he can even move is a mystery.

[RiOrDaN1229]

@niceboar lmfao i see what you did there

[zZBlackHawk]

@niceboar

This video won the internet.

You just won this video.

[StevePelcz]

I lost it at "After 2,000 years of development"

[PwnedPaul]

@StevePelcz YES Anyone lost it..

Seem 2000 is a lie.

[sminmorph]

"The way you move is a mystery"

[KingHarkiniann]

This doesn't have enough views

[Twisted4000]

Anyone catch the Steam message sound at 0:11?

[twocows360]

@Twisted4000

I don't hear it. ;_;

[Twisted4000]

@twocows360 Well actually start it at 0:09 and at about 0:10-0:11 you hear the little "bloop" noise in the back, or at least I do...

[BRENDEBREN]

*playing DJ Hero 2*

[Jmannon00b1]

lets remember he made half life

[RattsTyerell32]

happy birthday GABEN!

[Briggsman1000]

I lost it when he said gaben

[HowToDs]

I was wondering why D.A.N.C.E had so many Gaben comments

[DrDaddy1337]

GABE IS KING OF GAMES D:

[97bosko]

Gay Ben!

[timerider4]

Now do something with Audio, Video, Disco.

[luigifan07]

@rushnerd my god....I swear it was there earlier. Sorry