Skyrim | Poisoning the Emperor

[fatfail666]

Yeah, slurp that Potage up, your Highness. Just don't ask for the recipe.

[Hu6CityRidah]

They have a black serving woman. SMH

[VegetableJuiceKitten]

Lol he just randomly falls through the chair.

[cpicecheats1]

I poisoned him by cooking an amazing dish and putting in the nightshade... If I chose all of the worst choices and didn't put the nightshade in I'm pretty sure he would of died anyway...

[tilgy2]

I took the poison route as well. Problem is, I added too much stuff to the soup so the poison was too diluted.

Sigh.

*pulls out mehrunes razor*

Time for plan B.

[pelepone]

WTF 100 for emperors robe?????

[ausauspatpat]

so THAT'S what you're supposed to do... but a bunch of the bad ingredients in the soup instead of actually making it good... xDDD so I just walked up to him and stabbed him.

[nanobot62]

I wonder what would happen if you didnt poison him O.o

[Samir512lim]

can u fucking skip the intro....annoying and unneeded

[Lectrohawz]

@Samir512lim fucker

[xISh4dowELiteIx]

DO NOT QUESTION THE GOURMET!!!!!!!

THE WORLD IS HIS KITCHEN AND THE MORTALS ARE ALL BUT INGREDIENTS TO HIS MASTER DISH!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE WHO CHALLENGE HIS SUPREME AUTHORITY SHALL KNOW HIS DEVASTATING POWER AND BE CONSUMED BY HIS AWSOME WRATH!! LET ALL KNOW THAT HIS WORD IS LAW!!! SPREAD THE WORD TO ALL THE LAND!

DEATH TO THE EMPEROR! ALL HAIL THE GOURMET!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrVresnov]

@xISh4dowELiteIx fucker

[Pirlname]

Nah, it was probably a natural death. Just look at how peacefully he phased right trough his unharmed chair with a ghostly, swift movement. No way he was poisoned. xD

[fraser877]

when can u do this quest?

[snuggiemom]

@fraser877 Dark Brotherhood questline. To begin or join, go to Windhelm and find the creepy kid. Talk to him, he'll give you a quest, kill the lady, return to him, and sleep. You'll wake up in a creepy shack where you start the questline. Astrid, the leader. Wants you to kill one of three people. KILL THE OLD LADY! Not Grelod, she's already dead.

[MegaCarson12]

I put a giants toe in mine...now wonder i killed him... :|

[ejap76]

Also Spock was sitting there.

[MansPathOfVideoGames]

When I did this, the emperor not only fell through the chair but slided down the table knocking everything off.

[andrewGhini]

0:31 *awkward laugh* "ah ah" LOL

[TheKataChamp]

Are you able to reverse pickpocket poisons into him :o

[AliveFox]

the emperor on cheep clothing!

[Mahbooii]

He fell thru the chair LOL

[DalianCruzLeon]

es veneno cabronazooooo???,desterrado!!!­!!

[scarypancake1]

wtf!



[scarypancake1]

wtf!



[ICEGHOST22]

dude the guy is not even dead yet and u start stealing from him,youre,youre...............­......youre awesome

[Flyer9531]

33 emperors watched this video

[Ramen86861]

Lol

Cook: "You're the Gourmet?"

J'Zahn (me): Yes

Cook: I never imagined the Gourmet would be a Khajiit! After all, all the fur on you might get in food and-

J'Zahn: Shut the fuck up and get cooking!!

[MrHatsAndClogs]

@Ramen86861 i had the same chat with Lydia my companion while making dinner,just replace Gourmet with DragonBorn lol

[KingCroutonL]

5 bucks says he didn't make it out! Look, at the very end it says in the top corner "you are carrying too much and are unable to run"

[LBGioDog]

SOUP THAT MAKE YOU FALL THRU CHAIRZ!!!!

[soldjer111]

He pissed in the soup.....

[cr4yv3n]

This mission reminds me of Hitman series xD

[Dominator362]

Escape the tower!

*is carrying to much to run*

[MrZachary246]

OH MY GOD! HE KILLED THE EMPERER AND NOW HE'S STEALING HIS CLOTHES!

[tinwater889]

I used to poison emperors, but den i took an arrow to the knee

thumbs up if this joke has passed

[Mr20938]

@tinwater889 I used to like this joke, But then i took a arrow in the knee

[465dman]

Wonder who took his pants? Lol

[quinser366]

@Poy687 That's how you know it's a Bethesda game

[poloX1220]

what city do we poison him in?

[Mouseguy44]

@poloX1220 solitude

[ThePrestigerZzz]

how do u make the poison or do you use weak poison or that poison from those spiders?????

[Solaris2291]

@ThePrestigerZzz Alchemy.

[Roy13161]

@ThePrestigerZzz

astrid gives u a special ingredient for the food

[mojhin]

@cantrelldawson This special battle-axe has identical stats to the Daedric Battleaxe, except it weighs less. For players with a high skill in two-handed weapons, this is a great find. Found during the Companion's faction quest string. This unique axe can also be enchanted further, unlike other weapons with an enchantment already, giving this special weapon added versatility for enchanters.

[SemperFiGuy92]

i felt like such a hypocrite after doing this, because i started the dark brotherhood quest-line immediately after finishing the imperial legion quest-line, even if it was an impostor

[RadioactiveMan487]

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!

[Gekko12482]

"Escape the Tower!" ... "You're carrying too much to be able to run", I see why the vid is cut off here :p

[JusticeNJudgement]

@Gekko12482 you forgot the part where everyone drew their weapons.

[HisShadow]

The Dark Brootherhood does seem to have a fun quest line... but I loved cutting the head off their leader when she captured me.

[uaesblackarmy]

U happeh bro?

[Fragware]

100.000 views! Thank you people, and happy holidays!

[Rhymer3]

I used to fall through chairs but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Rumcajs981]

Wouldn't it be easier to chop him or give him an arrow in a knee? (i prefer 1st option)

[5023677]

Were you supposed to poison him? Before he tasted the soup there was an axe to his head.

[xJustJosh96x]

Poisoning the FAKE Emperor

[misdekpkac]

@MarisaCorey ecxcept that its not funny... At all...

[MarisaCorey]

I used to poison people until I took an arrow to the knee.

[RagingBerserkr]

@MarisaCorey lame just lame

[MarisaCorey]

@RagingBerserkr Funny though.

[CantComeWithAName]

i was a imperial when i did this and join the empire afterward

[MrSavageGoat]

thats a decoy emperor but who would volunteer for that? 

[BloodyEddy09]

By the nine divines, someones been murdered

[Poy687]

he fell through the chair

[SuperCowsta]

falling through a chair.....LIKE A BOSS

[MrBolu14]

Fake and Gay.

[YxtreaM]

@MrBolu14 Troll.

[MrBolu14]

@YxtreaM Bitch please finish the whole Dark Brotherhood questline.

[XDTomHD]

Title: Poisoning the Emporer

Misleading part Change to: Poisoning the FAKE Emporer

[eskon12345]

@XDTomHD Well i dont exactly think you knew too when you were doing this quest for the 1st time that the emperor was fake...

[BigLion321]

Getting poisoned results in falling through a chair.

[timmyisthefly]

i added all of the bad ingrediants and the lady dident stop and ask why i wanted to add a giants toe, money and vampire dust. then when they all attacked me and i ran off he said it was only a double and i was like "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUS DO RAH!!!!"

[TheToiletlover1]

@timmyisthefly nice comment if you would actually have played the game and had know it isn't 'Fus Do Rah' but 'Fus Ro Dah' ;)

[TheToiletlover1]

@TheToiletlover1 okay srry, i am trolling and hating -_-

[timmyisthefly]

@TheToiletlover1 dude i'm not the type of person who really cares if i misspel some words. its only a game. AND i am a khajiit and i rarely use unrelenting force and even when i do.... dude i'm a fking khajiit i can't understand my own voice it sounds like "POOH DAAAAH!" to me

[iKarwowski]

I think everyone took his clothes... then when you later kill the acutal emperor you get a second pair. I dont even wear them, but there is no way I am dropping them.

Also spolier alert...

[starkiller1289]

as emperor I reserve the right for first taste. Oh yea I also gave my taste tester the day off.

[XxwolfhunterxX1900]

Howcome the guy sitting at the table sounds like the Riverwood Trader guy???

[11Cheesewaffles]

'Spoiler'

I wish this guy was the actual emperor the real emperor was kwl...

Family guy reference... Hey everyone! he's a phony a big fat phony!

[dadude1200]

thats insult to treason!

[BeowulfTheK9]

That's not the emperor, he's a FAKE!

[arjenbij]

@BeowulfTheK9 dude dont tell ppl will see who haven't done the quest yet.(spoiler) dont look if you haven't done the quest

[legosprites20]

OH SHIT HE'S DEAD TAKE THE CLOTHES!!!!!

[lilchico305csm]

Nothing like some poisonous air...they must be in L.A.

[Eliannacardwell]

@lilchico305csm Ah, I was about to say that...well, not exactly that, but something similar....moo XP

[TGShady13]

When i die i hope i can fall through things ;P

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

@MysterMC And a Merry Christmas to you too........

[JBTrockz]

Lol thats the emperors decoy XD

[Gamer4Life450]

i think somethings wrong......

POOF

OH NOES I DRANK PHASE POTION

[dinkster121]

trololol hes a fake! he's talking while eating! ... he must be talking from his butt...

[kleidaras]

Add that giant's toe!!! 

[cantrelldawson]

in soviet russia we poisen you

[darkthorn10]

emperor:its all i hopet it would be

me:yes its even poisennes

[darthrusher]

you robed the emperor lol

[Drummers98]

I was about to poison the emperor, but then i took an arrow to the knee. :/

[freegamers69]

@Drummers98 And i was about to tell stupid and old knee joke, but then i took dildo in my ass :S

[Dagg215]

Fell through the chair?

Steal his clothes.

[HotSoupBananas]

i like how he starts complementing the food before he tastes it : )

[Kikeesperto]

Lol i made my food with Giant toe,vampire dust,etc...

Emperor:This is delicious

Me: O_o wat?

[gaminggalor]

your almost right but that aint the emporer

[SpellForceFan]

"You are carrying too much to be able to run"... and that's NOW?!? :D

[jok1957]

How did they know you did it?

Everybody would have stolen the dead Emperors clothes

[jakey9023]

What quest is this?

[0phelia]

@jakey9023 The final Dark Brotherhood quest.

[GreyThe9]

why did they let you undress him all the way before noticing?

[FranTheMan29]

only cos u nicked his clothes !

[Wellingtomlol55]

strange horse lol

[pokeloveriscool]

I used to be an empoeror... But then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Lizzarruss]

@pokeloveriscool  CORRECTION you took a poisoned arrow to the knee.

[flip4ever24]

the people in this game must be stupid cause the real emperor sounds and looks absoloutly nothing like the decoy

[xmasterfunk]

@flip4ever24 hahaha i love it

[USMCgamm3r]

He forgot the salt..

[danilobwoser]

I used to kill people with posion, but i got a arrow on the knee

[Terrafuror]

Just wanna say... That is NOT the Emperor. It's a decoy.

[TheNathvar]

@Terrafuror THANKS FOR RUINING THE GAME FOR ME!!!

[KamiSilver]

I used to be coherent, but then I book a sparrow in the pee

[S1ick10292]

I LOVE BETHESDA GAMES...BUT I HATE THE BOOTLEG DEATHS LMAO...Fall out 3 was the WORST

[flamindemon123]

So bad he fell through his chair -.-

[CutControlPunk]

Opens notepad: "Poison make you fall through chairs". Check.

[DracheN0504]

Uriel Septim > Titus Medes

[kasparduh]

I used to poison the empreror, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheDisgustedOne]

Thumb's up if you were sitting all nice and quiet. Then this video just in and says hey. Im fucking loud.

[Slodogk]

man i wish someone uploads a video where they dont add the ingredient to poison the emperor

[chump2690]

@Slodogk He eats, nothing happens, then tells the others to enjoy the meal. You then have to kill him with your weapon of choice, then run away as the guards try an attack you.

[SuperMaster910]

I used to taste foods for the Emperor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ReiderZevn]

Like a professional assassin... strip the target naked!

[ImSorryLMAO]

That's not the Emperor, that guy was just a double.

[newcastleko]

Side effects... Delusions, ability to fall through solid objects, and funny dieing noises.

[XM177ColtCommando]

Mah boi, this poison's what all true warriors strive for!

[Foamy117]

Side effects of Jarrim root include instantaneous death and phasing in and out of reality for a breif second...

[TetrimStudios]

In reality, he should have had a taster there to make sure it wasn't poisoned, like every royal in the middle ages.

[Hombay17]

@TetrimStudios In reality, that's a body-double. The real emperor is murdered later on.

[Interceptor0]

Dohvasoup ... so awesome it makes you fall through a chair !

[timmyisthefly]

lemmie guess dark brotherhood quest right?

[timmyisthefly]

OMG I JUST WATCHED UR OTHER VIDEO AND WAS RAPED IN THE EARS.... THEN I CAME HERE AND GOT RAPED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

[luigi677]

Shoulda shot the bowl off the table.

[chiffmonkey]

WHY CAN I NOT STORE THE 20KG ELDER SCROLL!

[DarkBlueDragoon25]

@chiffmonkey

Give it to that Orc at Winterhold. The one in the Mages Guild Library. He'll take it off your hands. :>

[jonreg123]

I used to fall through chairs like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[MrZacattack1015]

at the end....time to get OUTTA HERE

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

I used to Poison Emperor's, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Vinnyvinable]

yep somethin' is wrong alright XD someone needs to get that chair fixed

[Niemtol2]

Anyone else really disappointed by the dark brotherhood quest line?

[MehrunesDagonES]

DASH IS NOT DAH REAL EMPEROR!

HELLLLLL NAH! YOU MEANS I GOTAH KILLS HIM AGAIN :0

[MrSommar25]

Emperors last word should be : ITS A TRAP

[ratam000]

@MrSommar25 And the text should say "ITS A TARP"

[TcGCreatezUnderitALL]

@MrSommar25 nah dude it should be "I used to be a great emporer but then i took a poison arrow to the knee"

[superreshiram]

@MrSommar25 Its a fake emperor... The real one let u kill him

[MrSommar25]

@superreshiram as i said ITS A TRAP

[ahmedgamgami]

i used to poison emperors like yoy then i took an arrow to the knee

[Shatteraven]

@DSS763 I used to listen to people like you...

but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[emilianonuke]

OMG Satanic horse!!!

[SLIMEdotNET]

@emilianonuke its called shadowmere :3 get it from the dark brotherhood

[ArmyBratz12]

WRONG ONE

[greenturdface]

THERES A HAIR IN THE SOUP

[Reichmir616]

BISH YOU CANT ARGUE WITH MAH INGREDIENTS.....IM THE MOTHERFUCKING GOURMET!!!!!

[JezLaCrepe]

Aaaaah le potage est magnifique... WTF

[DominoBunny]

I used to be good at making soups, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ElderScrollsObbsed]

to bad he isn't the real emporer. SPOILER

[ConornXD]

@ElderScrollsObbsed Why would you spoil something like that for someone?

[inindidso]

At least he didn't took an arrow in the knee...

[Kent2happy]

Hmm reminds me of my grandpa, old times :-)

[Elrinth]

@Kent2happy Yeah, my grandpa used to fall through chairs aswell. Then he took an arrow to the knee...

[Kent2happy]

@Elrinth My grandpa started to sream Fus Ro Dah after the fall ...

[gillamtec]

its the fake emperor, after the dark brotherhood person will come up to you and say some crap about betrayle and then you kill her.

[xXGOHHH123Xx]

No, you know something is wrong when he's talking while eating the soup.