Commercials I Hate: Healthy Choice

[getalife67]

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[getalife67]

THESE FROZEN DINNER IS A SCAM PEOPLE BELIEVE ANYTHING, THERE IS MORE SLAT THAN A NORMAL MEAL IN THESE KILLER MEALS UNLESS YOU LIKE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE RETAIN WATER SO ON.

[starbase121]

Don't waste your time on there message board! Yes, I hate You Tube commericals too! Thumbs Up if you hate You Tube surveys!

[stickpro123]

I cant believe a American Culinary Chef would microwave a frozen sandwich and used it as a sample to someone.

[stickpro123]

When I see these commercials on TV. I get tired of it that it makes me want to hate their product and don't buy it. I also hate these same commercials that always pop up when I am watching a show.

[pizzacouch5]

I HATE YOUTUBE COMMERCIALS

[stickpro123]

The meals look delicious but it will taste soggy and bland. Good products do not need ads. Only bad products need ads.

[Youshavingmedry]

While I partial agree with you I can't help but say...No Shit. You see everyone knows that frozen foods arent made in a gleaming kitchen by high class chefs. You basically just found the dribble that most commercials spoon feed viewers and analyzed it. The same can be said about many products advertised on tv because apparently lies sell.

[stickpro123]

Commercials were funny and good back at times like 2008. Commercials now are damn annoying and pointless when it was 2011. 2011 commercials suck.

[Youshavingmedry]

@stickpro123 cool story bro

[SANDYSQUID1]

I think I'll subscribe. I've been steaming lately over repeated ads. Every 5 minutes on television. I HATE THEM!

[Angellicationify]

Michelle Obama’s $4.5 billion "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act" mandates broke school districts to grow gardens and have salad bars, but it begs the question why can’t the existing system be revamped to give children healthier choices without costing a fortune.

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It also takes $2.2 Billion away from the Food Stamp Program to fund it. Currently the US pays some farmers not to grow food, and Michelle is on Sesame Street using Elmo to push it.

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Allen West 2012

[sawarah]

Also in the first commercial, notice after she says "I already did" and he holds up his sandwich looking pleasantly surprised, HIS SANDWICH GREW! Theres no bite taken out of it anymore. Magic!

[XDaggersticko2]

Lets make this for healthy shit. I did.

[XDaggersticko2]

1:18 shes not really even drinking the soup she just put the spoon near her mouth pretending she is really eating it

[XDaggersticko2]

And somebody tell me please. What is the deal with this rediclous kitchen. Do they make all of the meals for Healthy choice at Operas House? You think healthy choice is made in a greeny beatiful kitchen with like cute people in attractive outfits?>>skip what the hell is this crap

[XDaggersticko2]

In the innovation kitchen does not even look like a real frozen food kitchen it looks more of a home kitchen

[XDaggersticko2]

Cafe steemers has a dog crap in it lol that is why it has the word steemer

[XDaggersticko2]

They were hiding the dog turd in the cafe steemers thing

[XDaggersticko2]

Those chefs are not even good at REAL cooking, seriously? In a MICROWAVE?!?! That is not even what a CHEF DOES AND WHAT THE HELL??!!? LOOK AT THE BACKGROUNDS... ITS LIKE THERE AT HOME COOKING IN A HOME KITCHEN! I WOULD RATHER THAT TO BE A FACTORY IF THERE MAKING FROZEN FOOD

[XDaggersticko2]

I hate commercials while im watching tv. Commercial Example: HEY!! DO THIS SHIT!!! YOU HAVE TO GET THIS!!! YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS SHIT!! What the hell with those commercials?

[XDaggersticko2]

Some dude and woman starts eating some sandwich man tells woman to make the shit as healthy choice >>>>>>skippp man and woman drinking soup woman tells man to make shit as healthy choice... WTF?!?!? Lol!

[XDaggersticko2]

They should call healthy choice unhealthy choice because frozen food cooked in the microwave is not healthy

[XDaggersticko2]

I hate those stupid cymbalta commercials

[XDaggersticko2]

Healthy choice will turn you from snake to manatee

[mvallin]

you hate it then make us watch the trash

[braincrisp1]

Note he picks up the sandwich, takes a bite, camera shows next scene, returns to him and now 2 bites somehow gone.

[manyvideoinerests]

i hate healthy choice period! I had a meatloaf meal from them and had to hold my nose the whole meal through!

[stickpro123]

What type of chef cooks in a microwave? its suppose to be cook in giant machines in a factory, not in a nice house, Because u cant afford factory machines, That's why the commercial is wrong

[commercialsihate]

@stickpro123 well said. exactly.

[namebrandaddikt]

this made me so hungry.. healthy choice YUM!

[XDaggersticko2]

@namebrandaddikt wtf?!? its reheated in a microwave.. so you like reheated food cooked in a microwave? nahh... I am not hungry, Im full

[keatononame9]

Made by ah...invisible people. Haha Win.

[CassetteMaster]

That is so hilarious! 

[Shack11]

"WITH THE FINEST ERBBZZ"

Mmmm. Narm.

[thisgirlshair]

Damn! I found this cool vid here because I was looking up H Ch's latest bonehead ad! Now they're advertising H Ch Cafe Steamers (perhaps poo steam from a French cafe dog as inspiration this time?). They have apparently made a whole one page fake ad for a two page whole ad spread. The fake ad draws your attention to the real ad. But they don't say of course that one ad is fake, so the fake ad is offensive because like, hey, are we that manipulatable? Gee, must be. Thanks Healthy Choice!

[RLJSlick]

Excellent, dude is just too funny, and I totally agree. They do commercials as if we just all came out of a 100 year sleep!

Good video

[YaBuddyJay]

lol i always criticize commercials to

[XDaggersticko2]

Healthy choice ingredients: Take some old bread but some poop on it freeze it heat it up in microwave eat it and vomit

[gfuzzy]

Executive chefs , american culinary federation members = Dramatization. That is the most angering thing I've seen today.

and I've eaten those fucking panini's, this guy looks like he just about came when he bit into it. They're fucking shit, The bread is either soggy, or concrete, and everything falls apart in your hand. Fucking christ now I'm on a rage-roll.

[gfuzzy]

Also, lol at "Look, they talk just like real people!"

[XDaggersticko2]

@gfuzzy the people who is eating the shit in this commercial, wow there juse pretending to eat it so its not good food, if it was delicious they would be eating the whole thing

[XDaggersticko2]

@gfuzzy the food on commercial looks good but you buy it is so bland, soggy and wet..

[XDaggersticko2]

@gfuzzy the bread must have tasted like ment and some poop

[jimsher9880]

That guy in grey looks more like a recruiter from a religious cult than an executive chef. Creepy.

[converseallstar5447]

i burned myself....

[PunkRocker666Metal]

@converseallstar5447

THE INVISIBLE MAN !!!! =O

[Nejisxangel]

lol "Frozen foods hell hole" XD your awesome

[XDaggersticko2]

Lol, they put the healthy choice box up so they can hide the ingredients to not let people know that this frozen food product is unhealthy

[Jeff98177]

Now the Healthy Choice commercials have Julia Louis-Dreyfus talking with her mouth full. lol

[victshot]

lol.

[SaxaphonePlaya13]

Ha lol u made my laugh the way u said how this was dumb lol

[freeblago]

"With the goodness of whole grain!"

Cheesy as hell.

[XDaggersticko2]

@freeblago aghhhh eww cheese

[DarkOctane]

Hey!

You're from chicago too!

[theguy1322]

"maybe someone at healthy choice saw steam coming off of dog crap and thought of this" hahaHAAHAHha i hate commercials

[TSXboy26]

i HATE commercials!!

[GodLight88]

lolz 5 stars

[amasseddata]

And I quote... "Steam coming off of dog crap and thought of this."

[amasseddata]

And I quote... "Steam coming off of dog crap and thought of this."

[jmljunior]

hahaha, this commercial sucks so bad. thanks for this. well done.

[JalousYet]

LOL

[CCmachine]

i love the irony at the end of every clip, you include a commercial for your message board!

[youdontsmellbad]

I really like what you're doing. You're going to have a large viewership soon.

[badwx]

WTG Nathan!  Great job!!!

[elephantine]

With the goodness of whole grain.

[jlomax]

ooooh...do the Charmin crapping bears!!!!!

Great job Nathan!!!

jenjen

[ElveeKaye]

Omg, I cringe just thinking about that! I guess it was somebody's idea of cute to answer the question, "Do bears crap in the woods?" without thinking that maybe we don't want to be shown the evidence.

[ElveeKaye]

I haven't been to CIH in a long time. Glad to see you on YouTube! Hey, are the Healthy Choice people familiar with the term, "Cleveland Steamer"? No? Didn't think so.

[commercialsihate]

Hey ElveeKaye, Happy New Year!

Hope to see you back at CIH in 2008!

[Noromongrel]

Neat. Way to go, Nathan.

[Timeshifter69]

Guys Guys... Don't Forget Headon

"HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD" (repeat about 7 times until you want to gouge out your eyes with a spork)

[commercialsihate]

I covered HeadOn in the CIH Podcast! Search for "Commercials I Hate Podcast" on iTunes. Enjoy!

[Dausaua]

That was awesome! hahaha what a laugh. Thanks dude! can't wait for the next one, i'm joining your site!

[ShammaLamaDingDong]

Besides the fact that that Cafe Steamers shit looks and sounds like a bowl of elephant piss, this ad makes the product very appealing.

Praise CIH!

[Lareous]

Awesome...your next target has got to be Lipozene though. For the love of god bring justice to those who have seen that ad more than once and want to poke the blonde lady with a pin so she bleeds botox.

[thinkfloyd1973]

Hopefully you will get more hits when you make more videos. By the way this is awesome man!

[commercialsihate]

I'm writing the next video now. It's gonna be a good one! -Nathan

[at90percent]

CIH on Youtube. Now that's two great tastes that taste great together.

[jfw657]

Marvelous!!!! Simply marvelous!!!!!

And thanks for using my post & avatar in there, too.

I am honored.

[commercialsihate]

Thanks! You should subscribe! :)

[hotandheavy55699]

Great job natahn

[delfmeek]

awesome nathan.... You make some more intesting points, as usual

[A4GRET]

Thumbs up Nathan.

[70s80s]

Nice job, Nathan! More, please!

[commercialsihate]

Thanks! There's more coming.

[WebkinzProductionz]

Hilarious!

[CatWomanCIH]

Nathan, this is perfect!! Great job!

[JRaygor]

Great stuff!

[applepiemommy]

Nathan! This is fantastic. It's CIH on steroids (Sorry Barry Blanks!)

Signed,

Can't wait for the next one!

[applepiemommy]

(Barry Bonds? Billy Blanks? Whatever... Applepiemommy is tired, and YouTube won't let me edit!)

[commercialsihate]

With enough steroids, the guy will be shooting Barry "blanks" if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift. ;)

[applepiemommy]

Whatever do you mean, CIH??

[XDaggersticko2]

@applepiemommy commercials i hate

[XDaggersticko2]

that bread is so plain dont eat it!! it tastes like a rock

[XDaggersticko2]

What? You have the packaging already designed and everything?