Honestly - let's go rescue someone from a mine - is probably the best way of being woken up.
In real life you just never get that. It's always - wake up and go to work. And if your job is like "Mine Rescuer" I think the whole saving lives thing would get old pretty fast.
Not a lot of people know Lassie was the first recurring cross-gender actor on television. The dogs who played Lassie were always boys because girls were too small.
Timmy got himself into that well; what kind of a father would I be if I didn't take the opprtunity to teach him an important lesson about personal responsibility.
...When I say father I mean friend of the family. Mrs van Buren and I are part of the same.... knitting circle.
Clap on!
Clap off!
SteveDutzy 2 years ago
The something!
....It'll come to me in a minute.... I want to say "crapper", but that seems wrong somehow.
dfpv3 2 years ago
wow, somebody's not a morning person ;)
GreenEyesOfLaughter 2 years ago
Honestly - let's go rescue someone from a mine - is probably the best way of being woken up.
In real life you just never get that. It's always - wake up and go to work. And if your job is like "Mine Rescuer" I think the whole saving lives thing would get old pretty fast.
dfpv3 2 years ago
The best way of being woken up is not being woken up at all. But if you do get woken up, its best if it's by the person you love (wow, sappy much?)
;)
GreenEyesOfLaughter 2 years ago
The person you love waking you up... to go and rescue someone from a mine? If so, then I'm right with you.
dfpv3 2 years ago
lol, sure, why not? It's the person you love (a romantic + not enough sleep = major major sap)
;)
GreenEyesOfLaughter 2 years ago
...just throw him a slipper... that'll stop him.
Alternatively, you could just have him done... that might stop the noise...
...for the hard of thinking, I was referring to Lassie, and not to David... thank you.
KillianTheBard 2 years ago
Not a lot of people know Lassie was the first recurring cross-gender actor on television. The dogs who played Lassie were always boys because girls were too small.
dfpv3 2 years ago
Poor Timmy. You heartless bastard
norriefpb 2 years ago
Timmy got himself into that well; what kind of a father would I be if I didn't take the opprtunity to teach him an important lesson about personal responsibility.
...When I say father I mean friend of the family. Mrs van Buren and I are part of the same.... knitting circle.
dfpv3 2 years ago
Good stuff, made me giggle.
HowitzerBug 2 years ago