Zach Anner Returns! (with new website)

[jerkthezerk]

If you ain't got workin legs, you don't need to be walkin!

[adzziesgreatesthits]

i want that shirt but it costs too much for a cheap fucker like me :)

[venage24]

"People say I'm fake, that I'm Tyler Durden. Makes since, he started Fight Club, and I pee sitting down, so..." LOL

[keyfamily]

I dreamed of him, with so many hats. It was amazing.

[kickflip407]

zach have you been working out? looking good!

[theblackmanOyeah]

i love zach's attitude! bring back that loving feeling.

[thistimedreamss]

I want to meet you

[theonlykookiee]

Zach Anner. I LOVE YOU.

[Foogayzee]

You are the cutest boy with cerebral palsy I've ever seen

[ElegantPaws01]

You are amazing and congratulations by the way for winning your OWN show! You make me laugh Zach and that is precious. You also make me realize I am a total brat and in control more than I think. So thank you for that. Life really is the shit. Thanks for the reminder!

[sh61288]

ZACH CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[mkcharland]

Zach,

You are an amazing man and so inspirational.  Keep up the great work!

[jennynchase09]

so want a tshirt like that !!!! Love it !!

[joshbezemer]

1:40 i pee sitting down lmfao

[StreetTreat]

I go to Austin regularly now. Not to visit my sister (who goes to UT plan 2).

To see if I get to see you.

[Lynk4Lyfe]

Dude, I am a new happy subscriber =) your videos make me happy =) thank you.

[TheMidnightAcoustic]

Just got the blue shirt. Hell. Yes.

[paranoidude]

I need to get off my ass and BUY one of those "Sexiest of the Palses" shirts!!

[CyRxJustin]

Thanks for the support everybody, now pay money to wear my face!

[VitaminRage]

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss...Your lips.

Theres no tenderness like before in your fingertips.

Keeps on rolling Zach!

[knoweyes]

Zack, I simple love your spirit!!! .and you're hot! ♥♥

[robinsonshemar]

13 People Wish They Were Sexy Like Zach But They Can't

[GaspDutchShoes]

"maybe it's sexy to some people" uh yes Zach mucho sexy!!! And I need that shirt now!

[blackman2462]

put the shirt up as a prize on ur web site

[Avenged0Rider]

Fight Club. Zach... you were indeed meant to be.

[crankytech]

ZACH ANNER IS TYLER DURDEN!!

[saberguy154615]

13 motherfucking soulless assholes you rock zach!!!

[rippytherip]

ooooh, different hats from around the world! can't wait!

[mphusa2020]

"What the Balls" is on the way to my house!

[SritaCaramelo]

<3 u r so awesome dude

[InfraredCentipede]

OH GOD I WANT THOSE SHIRTS

BRB ORDERING

[ilovenh1]

You're beautiful baby! and I 'm buying your tee shirts!

Lou

[rocket1006]

dude that shirt is awesome!!! DO WANT

[pastooleo1]

Lol that Fight Club reference was awesome.

[PowerfrogsBeotch]

I'd be more inclined to buy a shirt if it was going to fund bigger and better travel videos, i guess i'm just heartless like that.

[msdontprocrastinate]

So Oprah thinks itd be too hard for him to do a show?

[SirJamestheIII]

i need that shirt

[sailingrockstar]

Vote for Zach!

[IQT44]

13 ppl missed the like button.

[Lesleyannbaldwin]

I WANT YOUR SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madfoot713]

what a coincidence i just saw fight club yesterday

[AwayIntoTheSky]

you're the cutest ever

[STARREDGE]

"cash in your 50 free hours of AOL" hahaha you're so funnny dude

don't worry we're definitely sticking with you !!

[Dimitrijesolar]

wow! you have much bigger muscles! Is it from the training?

[blesshiscottonsocks]

Im getting that shirt.

Nothing will stop me.

[ReReProducktions]

hahaha 95 part series. I love you man.

[themightyredwood]

The world needs more awesome people like Zach

[19LOVERanime]

ur soo funny i love u and ur kinda cutie

[epohnopulse]

If this man wasn't disabled, he could take over the WORLD. WAIT! He IS!

[fuddmillbyrne]

"Thanks for the support everybody, now pay money to wear my face!!" Amazing! hahahahahaha

[daw690]

dudeee your arms are soo veiny it's a little weird.

[jesuzizinmybedroom]

@daw690 weird? thats what I call beef cake mate!!

[netta2158]

you slay me u reeeeeeealy slay me, Zac .... funny man, fun-ny man! May Y'SHUA bless you always. <(^8

[daniellemariedodson]

Come to Kansas City! I'll show you around!

[54mor1544c]

zach you're still my hero!

[poonugz]

U DA BEST DAWG, U DA BEST. WOOF WOOF, GIMME WOOFS UP IN HURR

[BobBX542]

Way to sell out to the environmentalists!!

[iVolkswagen]

@BobBX542 Right because helping families who have lost significant vital income to the oil spill is selling out to environmentalists. *facepalm.jpg

[BobBX542]

@iVolkswagen Do you really, honestly think I'm being serious about that?? It's sarcasm dude. Pull the stick approximately 3 feet out of your ass please.

[PaulRamone]

Zach has a sweet hat collection. Stone Cold Sexy Fact

[TheDrdiana]

It is wonderful to see you again! Made my week FOR SURE. I'm so glad to see you making lemonade... :)

[w46try7]

Your travel thing is your BIG opportunity to score big on loyal fans. The Wingman thing is not so good. Your travel humor knocked me off the couch laughing (my Lawyer will be in touch) but your Wingman thing seems to make crickets appear in my living room somehow, although I never actually see them, just hear them. More travel thing please!

[w46try7]

Your travel thing is your BIG opportunity to score big on loyal fans. The Wingman thing is not so good. Your travel humor knocked me off the couch laughing (my Lawyer will be in touch) but your Wingman thing seems to make crickets appear in my living room somehow, although I never actually see them, just hear them. More travel thing please!

[speakgibberish1]

oh Zach, you have my heart <3

[lysandergray]

derp

[schavira]

Phil Spector needs to produce Zach covering "You've Lost that Loving Feeling."

[lifeisfulloflemons]

your such an amazing person!(:<3

[voilaleah]

"I don't know if you remember me" I don't know who wouldn't remember you, Mr. Anner.

[XHeartCriztalx]

I loveeee youuuu <3

[JerichoMrtn]

Absolutely loving you. Keep doing your stuff! :D

[sillymanproductions]

Ur hilarious.(: I'll round up some money to buy a shirt:D

[cupnoodle11]

Awww.... it made me smile when you said your face was hideous! It's NOT hideous!!!!!!! =P But I appreciate the humour!! 

[Danish1124]

I love you. God you are so awesome!

[magedogtag]

rock on zach!!! as soon as i can pry a few bucks away from my rent, wife, kids, utility bills, car payment, insurance and beer fund, i'll be buying at least one shirt.

[magedogtag]

@magedogtag or a half of one, on installments, if you can do that.

[earthchild100]

Whoaaaa son, you've got some smokin' biceps

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

12 dislikes? Seriously?.... 

[tyniehawk]

YEAH SEXY PALSY!

[hanseykemmerer]

dude ur getting muscular!! mmmmhhmmmmm

[bocciafan]

Having CP and wearing that shirt is gonna make me EXTRA SEXY. Booyah. Glad to see you're alive, Zach.

[SplendidCompass]

OPERATION SYPHYLLIS

[ThisIsArtem]

amazing shirt, zach

[1234nickg]

o the love is strong great to hear from ya ,

[derebin]

why all the hate on Oprah?

for a second I thought he lost but I checked and it's still not over and he has the most votes at 9 million.

[hockeyftw11211]

Oprah thought it would be to difficult for him to make a show so Dr.Phyllis came into play for that but the votes kept going up so Zach actually beat her she realized that if she actually gave the show to Zach it would be hard to make but if she gave the show to Dr.Phyllis there would be such an uproar and people wouldn't forgive her so she picked someone who didn't have any votes close to either of them.....

[finnsia]

@hockeyftw11211 so who won?

[finnsia]

@hockeyftw11211 she was supposed to interview the top 5 (or 3?)

and make them do a seperate audtion

[klnsvg]

zach your the best! <3

[Dinyu01]

you are such a good person and an inspiration for such a lot of people.

keep up being awesome, bro.

[peechyq]

zach's already got this show in the bag, him and oprah just keep messing up the votes to confuse and upset us so that when it's all over with we'll be surprised! it's just a prank! i totally wish this were true!!!!! maybe?

[wlchase]

Eeek! No buffs!

[madeyemiller]

nice to see you back. you were missed

[feydubois]

MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!



[thebabboonofdoom]

Hey Zach, great to hear from you again. I was reading about the people who are saying be careful with your donations. Another option for you would be to donate to the Mississippi Gulf Coast Katrina Relief (not a name of an actual charity). I've gone down to Ocean Springs, Mississippi 4 times since Hurricane Katrina and now there is no money and no place for volunteers to stay to help with reconstruction, so that may be an alternative if the oil spill donation plan "goes south". Cheers my friend

[lovechonny]

lol your shirt :D<3

[valinhorn42]

Zach, you are awesome :D

[eskimofreek]

WHERE CAN I GET YOUR SHIRT????!!!

[Burningbabymountain]

Thanks for the support everybody, NOW PAY MONEY TO WEAR MY FACE!

[hymen1847]

and i pee sitting down haha that made me laugh

[GodPlageon]

U are too funny man

[redmopedking]

Zach looks like Eric Foreman LOL

[coastiewife23]

i want that shirt!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

[KnutHamsun]

lol @ 50 free hours of AOL

[MuseChick]

Zach, I love you <3

[NINJADUDE3000]

zach anner, you should have gotten that show

maybe

burn oprahs house down?

[ace71730]

Zach Anner is the new Chuck Norris.

[mapaw722]

Love the shirt! I want one!

[AgNoSticPope666]

course i remember you. you are pretty much the funniest guy on teh tubes lately.

[GizmoGardenia]

FUCK OPRAH

[FroberryProductions]

Zach; 50% pure win, 50% halariousness, 50% epic. Yes, he is 150% of the best person on earth.

[squirtohten]

YOU'RE THE BEST ZACH! :D Lots of love from california! 

[gonadsgo]

I adore you and long to gaze lovingly into your lazy eye.

[crystalclear155]

dude, i'll definitely be dreaming about you....

only if you promise to dream about me x)

[CallMeFrostbite]

You should do a shirtless video :D

[numberofthebite]

take a black guy, put it in the exact same situation, same stuff.. he'd get tones of bad comments and free insultes..

[Plainswander]

@numberofthebite Some bigots would, but if the hypothetical black guy was as funny as Zach he would still get plenty of the, positive, comments that reality Zach does.

[bloodyslices]

omg i want your shirt!!!

[yoseph125]

Damn, your arms look nice.

[sgtOOX]

zach is my hero

[MsBloopsterJNM]

awesome.. :]

[ezequiel7]

Awesome Zach!! Make more videos!!!

[AAWPaintball]

Nice shirt!



[kellysparling]

I seriously love your shirt, are they for sale?

[espChris93]

I WANT THAT SHIRT

[VoorkJTV]

lol @ the transcribed audio for this video

[emilyrosecampbell]

Totaly just bought a shirt. I bet it will be awesome! I love you man.

[85matt85]

Ohhh yahhh! your definitely sexy!

[GA5MA5K88]

hahahaha, I would love to buy a shirt

[da3coons]

WHO GAVE TIMMYYYYY A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT? DAMN SOUTH PARK!

[EthanTheEnigmatic]

Oprah's a bitch.

[EyeOnTheTV]

Awe I need to get the internet so I can go to that website.

[jackli144]

UR AWESOME =D. and u got some greate stuff on ur website!!!!

[ReallyRick]

He cannot talk about it...He MUST have been chosen for the Oprah TV show!!!

[sooperalex15]

Your hands are awesome. So animated!

[munen3434]

good luck zach! your a funny guy!

[tehinCOREuptable]

"There's crazy awesome stuff going on...but I can't tell you about any of it". WIN !

[cumulusdiscord]

"And ninety-three or so videos of me naked wearing different hats from around the world." Ha ha ha. Such a great comedic mind!

[IchBinEinBar]

I want to buy all the shirts. You should make stickers as well!

[BreezyLove1212]

I just checked out your website and read your bio. Lol some funny stuff there! Keep it coming!

[finnsia]

ZachAnner, you dont have to respond to this since you said you had a difficult time BUT PLEASE KEEP IN MIND that there are A LOT of scams towards the oil spill.

SO IF YOU WILL DONATE THERE

please find a REAL legitimate organization and not have the money go towards someone who doesn't diserve it.

[ccasanova34]

@finnsia

This comment is right. I live in Louisiana and have been working on the oil spill for the past three + months and there are many places better you could send your money. BP has more money than God, and they are paying for everything. Please find a better charity, or at least be VERY careful in who you give this money to, but again, I'd advise against sending it to the oil spill.

[sexiestpalsymom]

Thanks for the heads up. We'll research carefully before giving the money away!

[sprusegoose]

You dee man!

[BiofeelX]

Your awesome man

[sweettoons]

YAY! I was just thinking the other day that it's been a while since we've heard from you. I checked out your website, and nicely done! very snazzy. I can't wait to see your new videos, also good luck on training for the marathon!

[wanderingotaku]

I'll be dreaming of you, Zach.

[Meggerz46]

You are such an awesome person. I never lost your loving feeling. It was never gone, gone, gone, ooh oh oh.

[DomPusey]

I'd pay money to wear your face..

[PandaBananas]

the sexiest of the palsies haha

[elsubz]

bro, when did you get ripped?

[Misskittycat8]

Love You Zach!!!!

[DragonTailsRox]

gosh you're so awesome. i'm sooo buying a shirt :)

[lillixygirl]

Exciting! Nice to have you back, buddy.

[mypetshadow]

Love the shirt!

[Freecell82]

Fake Zach Anners? Will the real Zach Anner please stand up?

[hygeia93]

How come I've never noticed how frikkin' buff your arms are, Zach? Damn, man. ;D

[ras410]

"Now pay money to wear my face!" next shirt quote..... I'd buy it!! =]

[CrazyKittyScrappy92]

Love The shirt i am so getting one

[wheels85]

Kickass shirt!

[Spidysweb]

Let's go Buffalo! Go see the Bills practicing, I bet you have a better arm than any of our quaterbacks!

[KrissyFivee]

I want that shirt...

[pstirnimann]

you might actually be my hero

[incrediblehelp]

LOL your best dude keep up the comedy work. It rare when someone can create humor like this.  I hope you get an agent and a show soon!

[HipHopHipocrisy]

Love the shirt! I would totally buy one, regardless of where the profits go, but I have no money x(

keep up the awesome!

[powabunga]

Zach, you are the best. Have you thought about doing a tour? I'd sit for hours listening to you and I can't wait for "Zach in the Buff"

[Ladiestreat]

I ment Steven Crowder why the fuck are you associated with a right wing fuck face? I want to stomp on steven crowders head till my foot is covered in brains. Fuck Crowder!

[Simer1003]

that shirt is fuckin awesome!! i WANT!!!

[Ladiestreat]

Why are you associated with Zack Crowder? I fucking hate that guy there for I hate you even though I love you I fucking hate Crowder therefore I can never love you;.

[missczrya]

i love you, zach. :) you made my day better.

[seanThree16]

Bring back that lovin feelin!

[foofad]

You're the best, buddy - makes me wish I still lived in Austin so I could hang out with you. Keep it up. :D

[Daneywaney]

7 people have unsexy palsies? I dont know...