Lick My BALLS !

[dkeesee2]

holy shit your hilarias laughed my fucking ass off

[Scrompi88]

Lick my Balls!!

[korsekov]

I'd have a nice long wank

[XxickystickyxX]

I like to smoke some ganj...How bout you F.A.B....do you like to smoke weed?

[HONORGUARD308]

my most fav thing to do at anytime is shoot things

[diver999au]

I'll lick your balls whole day. Call me!

[giovannivella]

Watch The Fat Aussie Barstard

[beachman170]

My favorite thing to do would be to have a FAB marathon and watch all your videos from start to finish lol

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@beachman170 hahahha...bored are we??..lol..

[incredingo]

for me... bubble bath or spa bath by candle light is the best way to relax. and a cold VB on a hot summer evening by a bbq, that is magic.

[effingya]

masturbate

[joseffy121]

FISHIN'

[SomeAussieGit]

Why copy my idea F.A.B? D=<

[dgls57]

You'd wanna make sure you fed it first. My fav thing to do would be to drive a V8 Supercar around Mt Panorama

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@dgls57 Now That would be a hoot Douggie old mate..lol..

[mieses2pieces]

My favorite thing to do that doesn't involve my wife, lol is to get my Torino out had haul ass down the highway at over 100mph for 10 miles or more. Man is that a rush!!!

[pirularg]

haha u cunt

[genmama1955]

You really made a mess of yourself at the end, there! My favorite indulgence is to eat chocolate truffles!

[gingercat777]

Your sick mate!!! LOL best laugh I had all week....oh i led a sheltered life!

[MrPnew1]

How's this for an idea F.A.B. …you could enrol in an adult education class to learn how to do Yoga…

then you could lick your own balls…

Don't thank me, but if you need any more advice just drop me a line...

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@MrPnew1 HAHAHAHAHAHA.....wooohoo...the­n I,d never need a woman...lol..

[pcuser152]

Btw FAB whose this person to your right you keep turning to in recent videos.

[rubber5chicken88]

Drive on good roads in a good car

[FREEWILL695]

YEAH, I'D BELIEVE TOO!!...LMAO

[NeilJillett1996]

Umm.. Probably listen to music as loud as I want. :P

[vampbiitch]

my favourite thing to do is to be in bed with my guy and watch lots of movies. i also like to go to parties and drink and have fun with friends. there is nothing quite like a good beer or shot of vodka

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@vampbiitch ok...its a date...lol...

[BradLuvsYou]

LOL HOW THE HELL DID YOU SAY THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING?!

Fuck that was good!

I dont really have a fav thing to do lol

[miles2057]

My favorite thing to do in the world when i have the opportunity is watch Fat Aussie Barstard videos.

[merlegamer92]

play loud music with head phones on

[launniegirl76]

sleep ha ha ha lick ur own

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@launniegirl76 aww...come on...lol...

[doug280976]

yeah well ........ hmmmmmm

[my97ute]

drop a big burnout with the crowd cheering me on

[Clownloch]

My favorite thing is to just lay in bed with my special girl, and sleep or just talk. Awesome.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Clownloch talk?...with a female??..LOL...  ;)

[isaacurlich]

i love to rub onion on my nipples while gazing into the mirror with motzart playing gently in the background.

[TheBeefybri]

Oh you wouldn't know mine.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[17thSHIT]

You should buy a dog.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

i dropped a comment and it got dirt on it, ya still want it?

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@FatGuyWithAKatana hahahah..yeah..why not...lol..

[AustraliaYouBeauty]

Are you kidding? 5 thumbs down? This video was actually funny. ;-)

[WhistlersBrother]

Uh... You don't want to know.

[TheJimboShow1]

i love get on the piss

[sathvelos]

Go hunting/shooting at the range

[wagner24314]

fly my hang gliders

[MrXidus]

Masturbate to goat porn while eating Gadbury chocolate in a room with some nice calming music such as deathmetal screamo then relax on my bed. Doesn't get any better then that.

[killcraz]

GOOD ONE PETE TO FUNNY!! I LIKE TO POP SOME COLD BEERS & GO THRU MY VINYL RECORD COLLECTION!! I HAVE A LITTLE OVER 3000 & STILL COLLECT SINCE I WAS 15 IN THE EARLY 80'S!!

[AdamAus85]

Self indulgence is working on my car for as long as I want with a good amount of money.

[CanuckPepperhead]

Work on one of my old cars or just polish them up..Then again Being in the workshop is my hideway away from the house too..

[wufwufwufwuf]

go to the local hoar house

[pennysayspeace]

Woof! wags tail! Hahaha, Just kidding. I actually prefer to curl up with a good book and a cup of coffee.

Peace

Penny

[73mandala]

I love sitting in my comfy chair crack a tooheys and read my rare and very old volumes about Sir Francis Drakes piracy on the Spaniards,in the 1550s he sailed around the world the whole time plundering the Spanish treasure ships,he was a brilliant sailor and pirate. So am i a boring cunt or what?

[MrSevenCostanza]

Hit the hash pipe.

[twomuchcents]

LMAO.. umm.. I'd have to say chain movie watching.. just laying on the couch and only moving to find food to stuff in my face, but then right back to the couch for more movies.

[GlobalModders]

Roflllll

[sexlover144]

hm... my favorite thing to do? well lets see here.... personally I like to play video games, or spend time with my BF.

[sunsetlover]

well first is sex... second I love just sleeping

[whisperingdoom]

sleep :-)

[HostileCupcake]

Listening to death metal, and playing games :D

[habigsstore]

I like to go for a long drive in my truck.

[MicknFumi]

Sorry I can't say lol

[paraboleh]

step 1: smoke weed

step 2: chuck on some disfiguring the goddess

step 3: fuck girlfriend :)

[guitarboy12]

Lay down and get some Miles Davis going.

[phekwig]

The idea of masturbating comes easily to mind...

[matoxewu]

EAT

[headphones222]

I like to play the PC game CSS :D

[RZEEJOKERRS1000]

my things to do when having some free time : lift weights , excercise , go onto you tube and comment on vids (including yours)

[TheOptimisticPianist]

When I'm alone I watch you, FAB !!!!!!

[denmarcbros]

If and when there is time, I like to go out fishing and simply relax in the boat!

[noswonky]

I prefer to rub the peanut butter on my dog's balls...

[HeavilyPatterned]

peronally aint nothing better than chillin with some badass chilax music goin on in the backround....and possibly a lit fag

[poozeman]

wanking. just being honest! :D

[BIGM420ganja]

LMFAOOOOOO when u said dimming th lights put some bubble bath some insense lmfaooo music and chocolates LMFAOOOOO U EXACT SOUNDED like chopper on hes real documentary then hes like u chuck the hairdryer in there and 240volts dead as a door nail LOL ............ hahahahaha funny kunt

[GarethGazzGravey1]

If I'm not browsing Facebook or Youtube or talking to friends online, then I just like to put my headphones on, and listen to music.

[cronicd20]

Have a wank.

[A7XDudeDrums]

I just like lying down with good music in the background and letting my mind wonder!! nothing better! well besides sex

[sweetypie000]

i like sneaking into computer repair shops when the owners are away and rubbing any hardware i can get my hands on, especially cables, over my sweaty bollocks then leaving the place like nobodys been there

[poolboyinla]

My favorite thing is watching the UFC.

[bald11]

Well for me, it's reading a book then looking at porn online and then watching tv programs that I want to watch, not some bullshit boring shit that someone else wants to watch...

[MomoNoHanna]

Fall asleep on the couch while watching tv sitting up or laying down I can fall asleep anywhere I swear :) then hubby comes home and wakes me up to make him dinner lol

[darkprincesskatia]

hmm....It would have to be experimenting on whatever i want to try out in the kitchen, like making milkshakes and stuff without putting the lid on the blender to see how much a mess it could make, and about five minutes before my parents are due home I clean up the mess like superwoman, and then my parents come in, and ask the same question.

"what did you get up to?"

Me - "Nothing!"

[portelli9]

@darkprincesskatia just like me lol except im not a girl

[karlpetersenstock]

nice joint + cold drink :)

& some favorite tunes

[jakesnakesoccer]

Prefer company with mates but when I'm home alone a few video games with the music blaring is the way to go :P

[RyanXHavok]

I like to go out whether it be in the city or out in the wilderness and just sit somewhere and look at everything around me :)

[LikeiHad]

In my spare time i like watching FAB's videos :) it make me feel betta!

[BattlefieldDoktor]

Currently I have the opportunity on every day ... so nothing special to me. I actually wait for the opportunity for the opposite, lol

[sirtwi]

i like licking peanut off balls. Actually fab that might have been me the other night. I cant remember i was pissed.

[Orangesunshine1]

Smoke a little weed ;-)

[cozzyk]

FAB stop that will ya yick. Oh your gross FAB. By myself it would be float in a private pool naked with something cool to drink.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@cozzyk I have a private pool??..lol..

[R3DC0R3]

@masonstheidiot Pretty skilled then, i mean u have to play cod with no hands..(well i have to, if you know what i mean ;|)

[AngryHormonalAussie]

Nice burp's there mate. Play loud music, have a toasty bath or shower (kid's normally use all the hot water!) and do whatever else I want without hearing the word's mum mum muuuuuuuuum!

[paulytheaussie]

i like to cook up a big steak with all the trimings then have a big slab of chocolate cake for desert and then sit by a fire with a coffee and a smoke

[gamestudiosnz]

lol yuck old balls i dont think so lol

[sweetypie000]

my fist, my cock, a tube of deepheat and spankwire

[SharynBartlett]

@Mckmick

ur sick m8 lol

[MusicalAndTall]

..Bang the Mrs in the back of my car :)

[R3DC0R3]

@MusicalAndTall Thats not by yourself?

[MusicalAndTall]

@R3DC0R3

DILLIGAF?

[R3DC0R3]

@MusicalAndTall i dunno havnt see youre look?... im guessing not because who gives a shit youre bangin a chick :)

[MusicalAndTall]

@R3DC0R3

Listen troll, fuck off.

I talk to FAB all the time. Im sure he, and many others dont care that I didnt perfectly stick to the question. Unlike you fanboy. The one who spells his name with numbers like the 12 yr olds do on Xbox live lolz. Btw your electric is shit and your upload is horrible lol. Go troll somewhere else tosspot.

[Vogter2100]

I go for a randomg ride on my motorcycle out in the country side and eat a hot dog or two at any place that has it.

[ShadowofProclimaton]

hook up the surround sound speakers, loud music, halo 3 online.

[MckMick]

Ill be your dog fab.

[SharynBartlett]

I like 2 eat starburst jelly babies after good sex..so of course i dont have them everytime.... bahahaha

[TomCroydon94]

that almost sounded like a invitation, some interesting customers do you have (:

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@TomCroydon94 hahaha...you know what...it wasnt until after I got home...I realised the same thing....DOHHH...lol...

[xBelieve1]

i like to eat chips and watch youtube videos.

Preferably Salt & Vinegar.

[Birreh]

have a wank

[LomasLooman]

Buy a monster energy drink and go for a drive and listen to a newly made CD and listen to it.

[ilcru3lil]

your the best fab keep it up mate

[ike111111]

working on a jap sport car

[toddatron]

Fucking yup that's the best

[BuzzieBee77]

Stare at dogs rooting!

[NanorKrenmoon]

The answer I would give to most people is play a game or read a book.

The real answer is go to a cam girl site with token based tipping and go around pissing of the free viewers by tipping girls to put an article of clothing back on (only the ones with a bundle for dudes watching and not tipping that is), oh how I love pissing cheep online beggars off (online stripper are great if I was a chick I would do it for sure or if I had a larger cock i would consider it being the man that I am)

[Arcane7707]

Yawn.....i know you can do better than that FAB

[MrStripyHead]

i go to glory holes and suck cocks

[MrRageaholic]

Look at hot women that i see in the street, Play games... The I.T guy's roll

[AussieJarred]

hahahahahaha fuck ive never laughed at a computer screen that hard

[Reddylion]

FOOD,COMPANY OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN(IF THATS WIFE ITS BEST) SEX.. ETC ETC ETC.... ;)

[AustralianPhenomena]

i Go Outside during the night and Film UFO's! check out our channel to see the footage we have!

+ We film them in australia too!

[budda98]

driveing

[SleeplessSinger]

It's like a day out at a theme park, 2 new videos one after the next Wahoooo, yaaay.

HAHAAHA you are fucking hillarious man, story of my life LMAO.

My music.. Makes me feel all funky fresh and squeaky clean once blasting out some Yack ^_^

Random question do you have any FAB Dvd's, maybe containing original sketches or something, cause I for one would definately buy them "The Fat Auzzie journey" A documentary delving into the areas youtube never permitted, narrated by ), Paul McCartney

[DibbersPage]

Now i've tasted VB and i'm no longer able to ride a motorcycle i suppose it would have to be...... Relaxing with some good music, good friends and downing a few beers, my dog dont like peanut butter. hahahahaha

[shaunosullivan111]

movies

[TheGreatAussieMate]

ROFL good one mate. What do I love to do? its spending time with my wife :)

[RDKF13]

Listen to Neil Young, fuck yeah!

[MrJohnjake]

sleep

[chinwart]

BEERS! PIZZA! SMOKES ah my heaven!

[MsBurpy]

@chinwart

Sounds PERFECT!!

xoxo

[chinwart]

@MsBurpy ha ha grea minds think alike lol x

[Mraussieadventurer]

I like to go camping

[MsBurpy]

Do you even need to ask!!!

;-)

xoxo

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@MsBurpy ummm..well..in your case...NO...lol..

[TheBeefybri]

@MsBurpy Something you would do in the tub.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kegs666]

hahahaha

[BlackDahliaMurder22]

masturbate :)

[ClanLordLeader]

@BlackDahliaMurder22 ITS PARTY TIME

[Mr912Lancer]

me, myself and my itunes! :)

[mean2y0u]

I started to burp then you burped at same time 34seconds lol

[Mraussieadventurer]

HaHaHa go fab

[BenskyBen]

So much for censoring! :p

My favorite thing to do is play music :)

[WinnieProductions]

Ahaha nice vid